Some Latinos are ok but a lot of Latinos are shit, too, because they side with the illegals trying to come into the country. All many of them care about is white women, too, and they treat men like myself like shit. Had an argument with a guy from El Salvador that I work with because he stated that anyone who wants a better life should be allowed into this country. Well newsflash, people have to line up and do it the right way. It isn't fair to immigrants from other parts of the world wanting to get into the country. Forgive me if I don't want this country to turn into an extension of South America with ignorant idiots who either don't want to or refuse to learn English.
Trump is the man. Keep that caravan of illegal immigrants south of the border where it belongs. Men like myself are hated by enough people. We don't need more lame, communist-type people who don't make any effort to learn English let into this country. Of course many of them like to hit on white women who should be with us, too.
I don't care if I would be sedated. I still will never get one unless I have good reason like a sharp pain that won't go away in the area that my colon is in.
Hey guy, a colonoscopy really isn't bad at all because they sedate you to the point where you don't feel a thing. If I was conscious while it was going on, I wouldn't want one either but it's painless and you don't feel anything. At least that's how it should be.
I always wondered what drew me to the fashion show bars and I probably always looked like I was out of place when I was there. I remember getting a lot of "what the heck are you doing here?" looks from both customers and dancers and I couldn't understand why at the time because though I still had a cool, open-minded mindset, I was otherwise a clueless putz. There were definitely some rough characters in those places. Pimps, drug dealers, you name it but yet I still went, often alone when my buddies were tied up. The black dancers were definitely the most accommodating and most of the white dancers never even approached me but as I mentioned, I realize why now. I was always a fan of seedy bars, though, which is probably why I liked the old Carl's and the Playpen.
The Catalina that has been discussed really sounds like my cup of tea. I haven't been to Carl's in almost 10 years and never plan on going back, though, because the fashion show bar stage of my life where I wasted a ton of money has been over for years. That stage got me into some trouble especially the one time in the motel next door to the old Carl's when I was with a black girl named Cocoa and her "handler" knocked at the door. Had no idea that she had a pimp and luckily I was able to get out of there unscathed. But yes, I do like black women and had some good times with some of those girls. Always wondered why most of the white dancers never gave me the time of day back when I thought that all "white" people were on the same page but now I know. Some wouldn't even grind me and instead, humped my leg. That was before I realized that most of the white dancers were Jewesses. I really was a clueless putz back then.
I also want to give a shout out to any Filipinas if any happen to be reading. Love you, girls.
At least you don't seem to think that I need to be gay and can appreciate a stud like myself when you see one. Now don't get me wrong, Filipino men give me their share of dirty looks, too, when I'm out and so do some of the Filipino women but some of the women are a good time. A couple said that I can pass for Filipino so maybe that's why.
I'm the original, cool dude. I'm like a bald James Dean though I've been getting the female attention of someone like Uncle Fester. I'm the alpha male but I have to watch all the beta, copycats get the hot chicks. I should be living in a nice house like other people, not a one-bedroom apartment. I should be driving the new luxury sedan or sports car, not a mid-sized suv that is a couple years old. I don't want any dogs or other pets so who cares about those. Life isn't fair, they say? You're damn right, it isn't.
Luckily I have my sense of humor to carry me through the tough times, though, and I know that "things are gonna change, I can feel it" as a line in the song "Loser" by Beck goes. Am I arguably the biggest loser on the planet, right now, especially typing what I'm typing on a site like this? Probably. But I will emerge victorious over all the liberal copycats including the ones reading. I always find a way.
There comes a time when a person becomes way past tired of being hated and I've reached that point. I deserve to have a wife, kids etc just as much as the next guy. I've been called "hideous-looking" but I know for a fact that I'm not really hideous and I view many of the people shown on tv as the hideous-looking ones. I see some of the women that guys like them are married to and it's a total joke. Now their money could have something to do with it but I think that a guy like Prince Harry looks hideous. He's a royal copycat. It's hard to tell who is copying off of who out there anymore because so many people are dressed so similar but I was dressing the way that many men are now almost 10 years ago. I'm the original with the swagger, not them, but I'm like Rodney Dangerfield: no respect. I know that I definitely wasn't the first white guy with a shaved head but I had one way back when not too many white guys had one. Now every white guy and his brother has one and we know why that is.
There are black men and men like myself that have something in common in that they've also been oppressed in their own way so I understand where they're coming from in a sense. I just don't want to be gay with blacks which shouldn't be too hard to understand. I'm sure that other white men who could never be gay feel the same way. When I was a kid, in one of my yearbooks a kid wrote: "You're a major fag and you suck n*gger dick." At the time, I just laughed it off and didn't think anything of it but looking back, I realize now that a Jew likely wrote that. I had blond hair and blue eyes when I was a kid so I got all kinds of shit from all directions. I never realized how hated I really was back then and even moreso now. But I guess that's what you get when the narrative in this country has always been that men like myself are the bad guys who were responsible for a lot of the problems, wars etc in the past.
To be clear, I'm not against all blacks and I'm only against those who believe that men like myself should be gay. I'm against trying to force anyone to change their sexual preference against their will.
The thing is, man, some of those doctors like doing that shit and like trying to turn people gay hoping that we'll like it.
I know that colonoscopies are for detecting cancer but I know people who are in their 70's and 80's and never had one done because they feel the same way, they don't want anything in their ass.
Not even a finger.
I done exactly the same ain't no man sticking his fingers up my ass, told them if they going do it get a female!!
I also laugh at how a good number of shrinks are Jews who keep getting repeat business from people who become all mentally screwed up likely mainly because of the media, also run by Jews. I know because I used to be one of those people. Then of course Jews and blacks seem to like to mock people who become all screwed up. But of course they don't like it when the tables are turned. I'm actually 100% sane now, believe it or not because I know exactly what's going on. I've felt like a new man and it feels damn good. I just don't like the fact that so many people seem to be trying to make me into a homosexual but 2 can play at that game and I'm sure that I've been turning other people into homo's/causing other men to get hit on by gays, because of the way that I dress. No way that people dress or whatever will turn me into one because I "get it" that well.
Another subject that I want to touch on is colonoscopies. My doctor recently told me that once you reach 40, you need to have a colonoscopy every 5 years and he kept insisting on sticking his finger in my ass which I refused. I told him that if anyone is going to do it, I want it to be a female nurse and I hated it even when she did it. I know why colonoscopies are done, obviously to check for hemorrhoids or polyps which cause cancer, but I still refuse to have one because I don't even want a tube stuck into my ass. A guy that I work with actually told me that I should do it because "I might like the feeling" when we were discussing the subject. I just laughed in his face. My ass is and always will be a virgin ass but that's just another example of the pressure that I'm getting to turn gay which again, will never, ever happen. If a person was born that way then they were and I let them do their thing as long as they don't bother me but I'm tired of a good number of people doing everything in their power to turn me that way.
I never realized how a good deal of women seem to disrespect non-Jews who don't have dark or gray hair and/or brown skin obviously because of the media. We seem to get every negative label in the book and seem to be viewed as totally inferior to other men when that just isn't the case. When I told close relatives recently that I'll never be gay no matter what, one said to me "you don't even know what to do with a woman" though they've never seen how I've handled women behind closed doors. Those type of comments just motivate me that much more to continue dressing how I'm dressing to stick it to the many assholes out there. I'll never allow myself to be degraded like other white guys have and continue to. Any white guy who is happy being gay can do what they want but as for me, I'll never be regardless of what other people do. I've been told that when the majority wants me to do something then I need to do it but I don't give a shit what the majority wants. I've always been my own man.
Well, he won and I'm not too surprised considering that Illinois is a heavily Democratic state. Not a big fan of Rauner either but I considered him to be the lesser of 2 evils.
,,,mmm you mean the fat ass piece of Shitsker ! Hopefully he will drop dead a day before he takes over !
It's election day. I hope you people didn't vote for Shitzker aka Pritzker. It's true that Illinois has still been a mess under Rauner's watch but it would get that much worse with Pritzker and his support of illegal immigrants.
That's true and why I was hesitant to take them but I'm still able to get an erection no problem.
BP Meds leave you with limp dick
Neither one, buddy. Only med I take is blood pressure medication for high blood pressure which anyone in my position would have and believe it or not, I've never done a hard drug in my life.
I've never even smoked weed because I've never felt a need to.
Wow, looks like either someone is off his meds or hopped up on some hard drugs. Anyway, are there any dancers to recommend at this bar anymore other than the Catalina that I've read so much about?
I live in Indiana but make the trek up to the Mannheim bar scene once every couple months or so.
I would be coming at night likely on a Friday or Saturday.
I am and will continue to make other men look like the fucking jokes especially if they're Jews because they should be the true jokes. Not me.
I'm sure that a good number of people say: "Ah, he's just bitter because no woman wants him" about me. But that second part isn't true despite I'm sure a lot of people thinking that. Some women do still hook up with me, believe it or not despite all the shit I have working against me, but I am bitter because I know that I deserve better quality women. I'm sure that other men in a similar position who people are being conditioned to view as "gay" though they're not, feel the same way. I'm tired of seeing white women that I'm interested in, ruined by blacks and other men. I'm tired of seeing women with blacks and other men at stores and out in public elsewhere who look like they're half out of it and it seems like they've been trained to hate me based on all the dirty, disgusted looks I've been getting. I know exactly what has been going on out there for awhile now and it makes me sick.
I think I'm just going to call myself Ed from now on because I've likely given erectile dysfunction to so many losers out there trying to have sex with/knock up the women that I'm interested in because of how I dress. Especially the blacks. If I can't have them/they've been brainwashed or they're doing their best to view me as gay because of the media, then other idiots can't have them either. Then it's obvious who really has the "little dick" or "pencil dick" as I'm sure a lot of them accuse men like myself of having though mine is good-sized. No more playing around.
It's easy to go accusing someone of having "mental problems" as has happened with me in the past but shit, who wouldn't have some mental issues when so many people seem to be doing so many things hoping that the worst happens to me simply because I refuse to turn gay? I guess that's how many "liberals" operate, though.
Ah, but anyone reading can relax. I'm not going to do anything against the law. I've been behind bars in the past and those days are behind me. My days of going off the deep end are over with, been there and done that. I know I can't control the bullshit being shown on tv now so I just trying my best to deal with it. It shouldn't be hard to understand why some of the events in the news that have happened recently, are happening though.
If the people running the media really don't want events like synagogues being shot up to continue to happen, then how about stopping constantly trying to make men like myself a laughingstock/joke or as bad guys to the world in commercials, in tv shows, in movies, you name it? Or sticking us on couches closely next to black guys (who are supposed to be our "friends" (wink, wink) in the commercials, I know). I know that I'm supposed to be the laughingstock/joke but I dress in such a way where it's impossible to not take me seriously/as an equal to everyone else. Of course, many of the people around where I am are copying me or dressing their kids like me likely as a way to demean me. People are just trying so, so hard to try to get me to be gay or at the very least, viewed as a joke. Then, some idiots I know actually have had the nerve to ask me why I don't have any black friends accusing me of being "racist" when it should be apparent that I just don't want to be seen as gay.
I know that a good number of strippers dance because men knocked their dumb asses up and dancing gives them easy money to pay for their kids. That doesn't mean that they still aren't very pathetic, though, despite the losers constantly giving them validation telling them how great they are. I've had (loser) security people/rent-a-cops tell me to leave clubs recently because there were actually loser dancers who told them that I shouldn't be there. I guess I missed the memo that I'm supposed to be gay because of the kikes (not chosen people) running the media but too bad I still never will be. When people who aren't chosen people try to dictate to me that I need to be something/need to do something "or else" apparently, it just goes in one ear and out the other. Oh well, the talent in a lot of Chicagoland area clubs has gone way downhill anyway.
So many dark or gray-haired men and brown-skinned men are total fags now that it isn't even funny. Of course them and the lowlife women that they're with try to call men like me the fags but the man upstairs knows who the real fags are. So many seem to be trying so hard to make me gay/make sure that something happens to me yet here I am still standing like the champ that I am and definitely not gay. A lot of women out there are beyond pathetic now and have zero taste in men. Then so many wonder why they get beaten and/or left alone as single mothers. Other men feel sorry for those women but I don't. I just laugh hysterically because I know it serves them right. Hey, if you choose losers you get what you deserve.
Imagine if the caravans coming from Honduras and other South American countries just contained women that look like Catalina.
I'd eat her ass three times a day and try to guess what she ate as i sip her hot pee and snack on her sweet bloody tampons - Catalina is a PERFECT 10 n YUMMY
The sooner, the better. Not sure why she doesn't just move to the U.S. permanently. This country is so much better to live in than Colombia. That's why all those immigrants from South America are trying to come here.
Well if all goes as planned Catalina will be back before Christmas 2018 .
Enough of the nonsense already. This is a strip club message board, certainly not the place for political or religious talk. Now then, I had the pleasure of getting dances from Catalina about a month ago but haven't seen her since. Does anyone know when she is returning? There is definitely a language barrier but she is great to look at.
That synagogue event earlier today where the guy killed 11 people wasn't right because I don't agree with killing anyone but that guy probably knew what I know and I'm sure more and more people are realizing about Jews.
The media is the biggest joke of all. The guy that was apprehended today for sending the suspicious packages to Democraps across the country is obviously Latino (looks Cuban) or Native American but of course the media refers to him as a "white male" as if he's the same as a guy of European heritage. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what's going on out there.
That's ok, though. Being the master that I am, I know how to dress in such a way that I get other idiots who are obviously trying to get something to happen to me, assaulted or worse. I can tell that a lot of people really thought that for sure, I would have to be gay with blacks or other men and a lot of people probably think that I have no chance to live a decent life like others or that no woman will want me ever again. Well guess what? There are STILL women who have and will hook up with me. I also know that a good number of gays now seem to be shaving their heads like mine trying to assure that I'll be gay that way or hoping that people view me as gay, too, but it still isn't going to work because I'm that good. I actually had a liberal fool I work with tell me recently that "a shaved head is a gay man's haircut" which is the biggest joke of all because there are plenty of fags out their with long hair, man-bun's etc.
The fucking faggot, wannabe chosen people and blacks seem to be trying so hard to ensure that men like myself have to be gay or they want the masses to view us as gay when that isn't and has never been the case with me. So sick of seeing dumb-looking, ugly niggers with women that I'm interested in because of Jews. Would women really find their ugly asses more attractive if not for the Jew media pushing that black guy/white woman shit down everyone's throats? Of course not.
Yes she stays with relatives when she's here . If she decided to hook she could easily make a lot more money here . Prostitution is legal in Columbia so there is no need for her to travel here to fuck . She pulls big $$$ dancing at Carl's and no need to whore out !
That's a great question. Maybe she has relatives in Chicago that she stays with or something.
It would make a lot more sense if she went to Florida because the temperature is a lot warmer.
Who knows what her deal is.
She has said NO to a dozen customers at Carls ...why would she bother showing up to dance if she could be busy fuck for CASH ?
Why travel to Chicago when there is loads of money in Florida she could be fucking for in warmer weather ?
Colombia has a robust and legal prostitution market
Why would Catalina come all the way to the U.S. from Colombia to just dance at Carl's or dance in general? I'm sure she is an escort on the side. Maybe she just said that she doesn't offer takeout to you because you aren't her type.
Dead wrong ... she doesn't do take out and yes she is on a tourist visa .
Sounds like you hooked up with her. How was the experience? A lot of hot ones tend to be boring in bed and don't like to do much work because they know they don't have to. Is she the same way?
yeah tourist visa....she took a tour around my left nut
Catalina is likely an illegal immigrant who prostitutes/dances here in the U.S. for awhile and then returns to her home country for awhile before returning. I know Polish immigrants that do the same thing. She could be in the U.S. on a tourist visa.
Why won't she be back until next year? She was probably making a lot of coin at Carl's. She has the looks to work down the street at Scores.
sad to say BUT Catalina will only be working at Carls this week - she will be going flly back home to Columbia South America on Sunday and will not return until next year !
She tends to hit the floor at 10pm ...
I watch Modern Family mainly because I like to see Sofia Vergara in her tight outfits but I cringe whenever I see the 2 fags on there. The sad part is that I know that's what the higher up's in this country want me to be, probably from the time that I was born. They want me to dress in the pastel shirts etc but too bad that will never happen.
I don't have any tattoo's, I don't have a man bun or my hair in a pony tail (wouldn't have it like that even if I could grow it out that long), no pirate beard which every guy and his brother seems to have now, I don't smoke dope, I don't snort coke, I don't get shit-faced drunk, I view cigarettes as cancer sticks, etc. My only vice is basically that I can fuck like a racehorse. The problem is that I can't seem to find any woman other than single mothers anymore. I know that one mistake with a single mother and I could be paying child support for kids that aren't my own. The laws aren't exactly skewed in a man's favor now especially mine.
I'm tired of striking up conversations with women/getting to know women well, I think that things are going great and then bam, I'm shown a picture of 2-3 kids on a cellphone or the woman starts talking about their kids. I don't want to fucking see/hear that and I should have been told that up front. Where have all the reasonably attractive, single, childless women gone? Are there that many reckless/stupid women out there these days who make bad decisions/like to keep spreading their legs for losers who often have no plans to stick around? And I'm not totally blaming the women because I know there are a good number of guys out there who seem to enjoy ruining women so other men can't find a decent, childless woman. It's too much of a meat market out there now and I'm tired of seeing mostly men. I'll never turn gay so I don't know what the higher up's in this country are trying to accomplish.
To any woman (stripper or otherwise) who reads this board, if you aren't black or a Jew and you're still with/hooking up with blacks and Jews while knowing full well what is going on out there, you're as pathetic as they come. Maybe there's still time for your stripper friends to talk some sense into you before you, too, become a single mother or you're used and abused some other way.
I'm not afraid of any black idiot or Jew, for that matter. I know that the media is trying to put a scare into me and I'm supposed to be cowering in fear but it just isn't working. I'll stand up to anyone.
Which days does she work on? Bought dances from her awhile back and she's one hot piece of ass.
I am the ghost of the Carl's board. Dead to most but yet still alive. Boo!
I'm Kanye West without the melanin.
I'm not Kanye West but Kanye knows what's up.
whatever you say, Kanye!
I know, a lot of women probably only want to like dark-haired or gray-haired men and refer to any other man who isn't a Jew, brown-skinned or who has brown or blond hair as gay now because of the media but too bad that won't be the case, at least it won't be with me. I was born with blond hair (and proud of it) though I have my head shaved now and I know that I'm superior to a lot of dark or gray-haired men, in multiple ways. If that makes me a "Nazi" then so be it. I have every right to feel good about myself just like any other man. I don't give a shit what the media tries to present always trying to present men like myself as gay or as a bad guy, because it's bullshit.
The media and many of you wannabe chosen people have been trying everything under the sun to try to turn me gay or make it so I don't exist anymore for a long time now and it keeps getting worse and worse which causes me to become more awesome and even MORE awesome if that's possible. Showing white guys next to black guys in commercials, showing effeminate white guys, having brown-skinned men wear what I wear. I should be gay especially with blacks for sure by now, right? WRONG! I'll never be gay! Never! Doesn't matter how other people dress. I always find a new way to dress so that I don't look gay and I keep stifling the copycats, both male and female. Excuse me if I come off like I'm full of myself but I know that I have every right to be. I'm the most underpaid, awesome human being around.
Yep, I'm still around around and STILL not gay. Hahaha!
never had a 2 turn into a 10, so they must be a decent 6 or 7 to start , correct?
if your drunk and desperate they might look like 10's
earlier post says maria and vanessa are hot. some say not so much. which is it?
my kind of woman...
old - red hair - big fake tits and tattoos
What does Maria look like?
Maria works mon tue day and 2friday but i dont no witch 2
When does Maria work?
the smokin hot Catalaya will be back in the USA on September 15th ... YUMMY !
Stopped by Sunday night after the bears game hoping to see the hot Columbian girl Catalina. She wasn't around but damn Michelle the little blonde with a nice rack was looking really sexy. She gave me some really enjoyable dances.
is that the Italian Maria that used to dance but also bartends? she's a sweetie
Anayas Tits were Very sensitive. She's ass some. GG
I fail to understand how money is wasted on the fat , old and rude dancers ! They never wear anything new and they all want top dollar .
So out of all that the only thing u can say is about my grammar wow winner winner...i mean why dont you take your cheap ass to bobbys where u belong loser... you sound really miserable a girl at carls must have lied to you and take all your money and not go pm a date with you... but please dont repond cause you will just say you would never date a girl from there BUT we all no you a loser and you soooo would hahaha
You should've written your comment in several sentences because your grammar is terrible.
$20 dollars for a shitty - full clothed "lap dance" is a waste of your time n money . $5 diollars a song at most ! STOP buying them drinks n $20 dances
1st off why are you taking pictures of the girls if you're not interested then don't go there there's plenty of other places on Mannheim Road and if the girls not coming up to you it's not because of your race it's because you're probably not spending money you're wasting their time and negotiating with them $20 is a good price its full contact you might be able to get dances at other places for $20 but you are not allowed to touch the girls at all whatsoever or you get kicked out.... all that complaining you do means you probably don't have no money you're broke and you should stay home and watch porn
This shows how lazy and picky the girls are when the stare at their phones instead being open to every customer. Who the fuck wants to pay $20 for a fully-clothed dance without any privacy at all? I could get a topless dance for around that price, with some privacy elsewhere at a gentlemens club more upscale than a sports bar called Carl's. Is Carl, the owner using this place as some sanctuary for latinas, who presumably came to this country illegally with limited job skills and speak limited English? The girls mostly stick with their own kind which creates some kind of discrimination against non-white or non-latino customers. My advice is to stay for the drink specials, watch sports and negotiate with the girls for a better deal because $20 for a fully-clothed dance seems overpriced. To me, it should be priced around $10 to get our money's worth and the girls could make more money that way as long as her attitude is right.
I love friday day shift girls are beautiful...maria and vanessa are awesome too...but leave before the ghetto crowd comes in .....
I was along time sat day regular but i had to find a new place cause carl decided to hire that miserable ugly polish batender horrible service......
Is it TRUE that Carl fired that lazy ass bartender?
you mean JAZZY she worked Monday day time and Tuesday night this week so far
Wondering if anyone knows what days Jay works...she's a shorter black, huge tots and ass...any Info is appreciated!!
you are full of shit
Damm thanks for the advise bro greatly appreciate
Yes, it was one of the Colombians. I pointed to Nikki while I was getting a dance from one and made the blowjob motion while looking at her. She then responded in broken English: "No, no, no, no get blowjob from her, she has bad std." That was enough to scare me away.
Was it one of the colombians?, what exactly did she told if u dont mind me asking bro
I don't know her personally but I know a dancer who knows her very well and gave me the inside info about her. I was going to pursue her myself but the dancer told me to not bother unless I want an std.
Dont really care but thanx for the advise do u know her as well?
Thanks will do lol
That mouth has been around a fair share of black penises, that's all I'm going to say. I would watch yourself and make sure you wear a condom even if she is just giving you head.
Jajaja thats a good one, she told me her husband pass away, i know she got two kids
does her black husband take photos as she sucks your dick ? maybe he can show them to your mom
Guess this makes me an asshole but if I'm getting a blow job I don't give two shits if she is drunk or sober.
No, I'm not jealous. A woman who is coked up will basically blow any guy but the question is, do you think she would still do the same if she was sober? I doubt it. At least if a woman is sober, you can tell if she is really into you and feel like you're not taking advantage of her.
Sounding jealous over there lol ???
I wouldn't want head from her anyway because she isn't my type. Cokehead women are a huge turn-off.
I'msure the only good head she gives you is on the top of your beer
You guys sound like real winners.
She gives great head, u should try
Been coming here for months, i met this real cute blonde bartender Nikki, she told me she dances weeknights, so i went to go see her, it was a great night, once she told me she does coke, it was on, every time i go see her, i wait till were done, then we go meet up so we snore some magic powder, and then we make out, she gives me good head as well swallows everything, i could care less if she does it with all her clients i never leave with blue balls with her lol
Still alive, still not gay and will never be gay despite everyone going all out to try to make it happen....
You'll always be losers.
"WAS" did she find God and change her ways ? I bet NO
Yes, she is Puerto Rican but it doesn't matter what ethnicity she is. She was dishonest.
Deja was the Puerto Rican bartender, correct?
that stupid bitch is a crook and was caught plenty of times not ringing up drinks - short change or no change as she was trying to find someone for take out ! She thought the bar couldn't last with out her
I think she knew exactly what she was doing. She probably took advantage of a lot of guys who had too much to drink but she had to realize that not all of the guys giving her money were drunk. Not giving back the correct change just made her look like a thief.
WTF ... some how she FORGOT to bring back the change !
Yeah, she may have had big boobs but no where else did I have a bartender "miscount" my change so often.
I agree that she could be bitchy but she did have a nice chest.
Carl fired that fuckin CUNT .
While we're on the subject of bartenders, whatever happened to Deja? I haven't seen her in a long time unless by coincidence she's just not there whenever I stop in.
I heard awhile back that it was because of a money issue, stealing or something. No big loss, though when there are younger and hotter women that they can hire to bartend.
That's cool that Mike is still around. He was always a good guy and got me my drinks in a timely manner. Chris was also ok. Do you know why she was fired?
MIke works Sunday nights - Monday night and Tuesday days
Chris was finely FIRED !
Who is the current bartender on Friday and Saturday nights at Carl's? Are Mike or Chris still there? Haven't been there in years since I moved to the far south suburbs.
he likes EX STRIPPERS with huge tits !
LOL. just joking guys! She's a lovely lady with all of her limbs intact.
Like the other poster, I thought the guy meant that she just didn't reach around to grab his junk during the dance but it sounds like she literally doesn't have arms. Hopefully whomever said that she doesn't is just joking.
I would never be able to get dances from a dancer without arms because I would feel too badly for her. I would likely just give her money to have a conversation and wouldn't make her dance for me.
If she really doesn't have arms, that has to be real rough.
No arms? Wtf. Can someone please confirm this because that dont sound right.
why does Carls bar hire EX strippers to bar tend ... damn they are lazy as all hell and its near impossible to get a drink ! there always busy on their cellphone or eating food
Wow, that's sad. I give her credit for still trying to make money.
no, literally she had no arms. But a great conversationalist.
What do you mean she had no arms? Do you mean that she just danced for you without any reaching around?
any info on the new dancer with long curly blonde hair and tattoos across her chest and a nice ass
yeah saw her the other night....no arms but great personality
Anyone know if Tina is still working there on Wed-Fri nights? Very cute Mexican girl, dark curly hair.
You know what I think? I think you're all full of shit.
I think he has the height of De Niro and he looks like Danny DeVito from the neck up.
And his penis is the size of a toothpick.
I'm guessing you look a lot closer to Danny DeVito than DeNiro.
I resemble a younger Robert De Niro, if anything.
I asked her and she said that she thinks she remembers you. Are you around 5 feet tall and do you resemble Danny DeVito? Also, do you call all the ladies "sweet pea?"
She does? Well tell her that I'm going to stop by real soon to see her again. If she really liked me, too, then she'll remember me even though it was 2 years ago. If not, oh well. I have other women in my life. If you're a dancer, ask her if she remembers an Italian guy named Giuseppe. I have a lot of money to spend on her.
Michelle talks about you all the time. Says she misses you alot, as you were different than the other customers.
She works nights and Thursday Friday Saturday are nights I see her dancing.
She's a dancer so odds are, she was just acting like she was into you to get you to buy more dances from her. If you want to go out of your way to see her again when you're in town that's your choice but I think you're delusional if you think she viewed you as more than a customer.
The reason I asked about her is because we hit it off real well and my experience with her was memorable. She stood out from the many other dancers that I've had dances from over the years. I could tell that she was into me and I was definitely into her as well. Does she still have a nice ass?
I liked her a lot the way she was 2 years ago but if she gained a little weight like many women do as they get older, that's fine. Just as long as she isn't too big.
Awesome. I had dances with her a couple of years ago when I was in town. Saw her at night. I'll be back in town soon for 5 days. Does she work days, evenings or both and if so, which days does she work on? Is she there on Friday or Saturday night?
YES she still works here
Does a petite Latina named Michelle still work here?
who works there on Friday afternoons
AGREE... the police also review these sites and its not good to post take outs
Even if she did meet customers outside the club, do you think it's the smartest thing to post it here when the bar owner or another employee from the bar might be reading to get her into trouble?
Use some common sense.
You're right, I offered Catalina a grand for her to stay with me on my boat for 2 days and she still said no.
W R O N G ! she doesn't do take out
take it all with a jizz of salt
Yeah, right. I asked and I know 5 other guys who also asked before and we were all told that she doesn't offer takeout at all. Anything posted on this board and site in general should be taken with a grain of salt.
She does but not to every patron. Only a select few. I'm one of them. The price is steep though so be prepared to open your wallet and it isn't a girlfriend experience, at least it wasn't for me. I don't think that I'll repeat though because she seemed more interested in getting the experience over with than being really into it. I'm not a bad-looking guy so maybe that's just how she is.
I will do that. Does she offer takeout?
Siri will translate for you. Just keep ur phone close by
Catalina may have a body similar to a young Sofia but her grasp of the English language needs a lot of work. I had a few dances with her but she didn't do anything for me. I'd rather get dances from other dancers who may not look as hot but that I can actually carry on a decent conversation with. I'm sure it will come with time the longer she is in the U.S. but she needs to work on creating the fantasy as a dancer.
Yeah, definitely not good for the 'roids, but what a blast...Scars and Scrapes Forever!
I think he was referring to Catalina.
Who has the body of a young Sofia? You didn't leave us a name
She is hot. She has a pretty face but that body is unbelievable! I'm not sure exactly what days buy I was there about a week or two ago on a Saturday night and she was there.
...mmm I think she has the body of a young Sophia but a prettier face and I enjoy getting dances for her. She's a perfect 10
Do any of the Colombian dancers resemble Sofia Vergara?
Carl decided to close the bar on all holidays because he is obviously very patriotic.
They really should have dancers on the 4th, though. Just have them dance in red, white and blue outfits.
Be careful, you can get a hemorrhoid from that.
Yes..4th of July special. ...get firecracker placed in ass for $20. Two for $30.
Carl decided to close the bar for all holidays so that you can spend you money else where !
Anyone know if they will be open and/or have specials on July 4th?
Last time I saw her there was on a Friday night as well. I wanted to get dances from her but was constantly occupied and never made it to me.
Which days does Catalina work on? Last time I saw her was on a Friday night but I didn't get the chance to ask her which other days if any, she works on. She's a stunner and the kind of girl that I don't mind blowing a wad of my pension money on.
Yeah, I think I'll go ahead and call the counselor hotline though I don't need one. Not!
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The women in my heritages have always been placed on a high pedestal while the the men are often treated like dirt, worthless or called gay. I typed my Eastern European last name into the urban dictionary site for the heck of it and the following is shown:
A guy that tends to pull rat like faces and has a small penis. However, this guy is generally loved by all (not) because of his embarrassing nature. Often not listened to or believed.
It's like we're treated as a total joke/inferior to all other men.
You think a Jew didn't write that? I like how the "small penis" thing is always thrown in there though mine is above average. That's the type of shit I've had going against me for my entire life but I still find a way to stay in the game no matter the odds.
It's common knowledge that you people and the blacks are mostly targeting European-looking women right now and have been for some time, to take advantage of and try to ensure that men of Eastern European heritage like myself have to be gay if we remain alive. It seems like a lot of women also want men like myself who have blond hair, brown hair or are bald and look like we have one of those hair colors if we grow our hair out to be gay or die now but again, neither is going to happen. I happen to be a combination of German, Ukrainian, Polish and Czech heritage, yeah that's right all the heritages of the women you people like to take advantage of, all rolled into one. And you know what? I don't hate myself, view myself as "hideous" and walk around with my head down or dress/act like I'm gay like Jews want me to. It's because I know the events that happened to them in the past, happened for good reason. Men like myself aren't totally worthless, at least I'm not, and I've been on a mission to prove that.
I can pass for a white Latino. In addition to Rosa, some people that I work with also tell me that. The pictures of me on this site from around 2011 or so were taken 7 years ago and I look different. More mature and I've gained about 20 lbs of mostly muscle.
So much for you people thinking that I have to be gay if I remain alive mostly because of my nose. You people think that I'll always be the loser but in reality, you people are. There's only 1 of me and more of you people now than ever and yet I still find a way to come out on top.
You can think that it's b.s. if you want, I don't care. But I know the truth.
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie....
Now you are using Google Translate to help make up these so-called conversations? And yes, we know it's BS because just speaking basic high-school Spanish to someone is not going to make them think you are a Latino in any way, shape, or form.
She said: Eres muy guapo con ojos azules y su verga es muy grande.
Translation: You are very handsome with blue eyes and your dick is very big.
I said: Gracias, Rosa, eres caliente. Traer amigo y podemos tener un trio la proxima vez.
Translation: Thank you, Rosa, you are hot. Bring a friend and we can have a threesome next time.
Yep, still alive and still finding women that will have sex with me. I also have taken a liking to the South American women in addition to the Filipina's I was with. I hope that they keep on coming into the Chicago area. The more, the merrier. Hooked up recently with a Peruvian girl. She knows who the man is when she sees him. I spoke some Spanish to her so she thought that I'm Latino as well. Hey, whatever works.
Not sure if takeout is available with her but if it is, the cost is probably pretty steep.
My bad, I think you're right. She would make a ton of money at Atlantis. Has anyone reading hooked up with her outside of the bar?
WRONG... she should be dancing nude at Atlantis !
Catalina belongs down the street at Scores.
AGREE she's a smokin hot perfect 10
She is the hottest of the Columbian dancers, at least to me. Worth stopping in for.
Which one is Catalina?
before and after, doesn't matter.
Would you eat it before or after she used baby wipes?
I would eat Catalina's ass three times a day and try to guess what she ate as I sip her hot pee and snack on her sweet bloody tampons ....She's a taste tee piece of cake ! YUMMY
I've had dances from them and they smell fine to me.
That's one thing about the South American dancers, when they look good they look very good but their hygiene isn't the greatest. Spraying perfume all over doesn't always cover the odor either. Then you just get an ass/perfume combo smell. Dancers should always use baby wipes.
I don't like the smell of pit odor either but the smell of ass is even worse and I ran into a dancer who had that last week when I stopped in. They're called baby wipes, ladies, and not only babies can use them.
The Colombian and Eastern European dancers at Carl's mostly look good but some have bad hygiene meaning they smell like b.o. Good hygiene is a must for me when buying dances and dancers should definitely make sure they smell good first and foremost before they go out on the floor.
those girls all look good
They can conveniently stop at Trader Joe's when their appointment is done to go grocery shopping.
I'm sure that any dancers or sex workers reading will make a beeline to The Gynecology Institute of Chicago now. Way to get their name out there on this board to give them some potential new business.
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I was wondering if these euro hookers ever get checked for STD's before they come to the USA. Trump wants to build a wall to keep out the drugs and the criminals, what about doing mandatory sex screening exams of all of the migrating sex workers. Lets keep the american sexual predators safe !!
Not sure how much they charge but it's probably at least $200-$300 an hour for sex. Escorts aren't my thing and a friend of mine told me about it. I just can't bring myself to take advantage of the Eastern European women and I can meet women without having to pay escorts so I don't need to go that route.