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727 Iberville Street

New Orleans, Louisiana 70130

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posted on February 26, 2018
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posted on October 27, 2016
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Johnson12  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on September 25, 2016
Joined 5 years ago
92 comments posted

This place double charged me for two drinks with $150 dollar charge. I contacted to inquire about the charge and was explained that the waitresses are to inform customers when opening a tab there will be a $150 authorization charge which will remain in your account for 3-5 business days. Fallon (who appeared to hate her job btw), our waitress did not explain anything to us as I would never open a tab with $150 authorization for only a few drinks max if this was known. Outside of this, Penthouse was boring and stale. This is the best gentleman's club in NOLA but that's not saying much. Dancers are boring, all stay huddled in corner on cell phones, and are plan boring. If you're not from NOLA then lower your expectations for this club and all others.Edit: Two drinks we had were good so rating gets bumped up to 2 Star

rickywho2  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on September 8, 2016
Joined 4 years ago
55 comments posted

Absolutely awful place. We went here for my joint Bachelor/Bachelorette weekend. There was a mixture of guys and girls in the group.We paid a lot of money for VIP service as it was our last night and the obligatory strip club visit and honestly I was looking forward to it. We enter the club and hand over our receipt and were told to join the line! Maybe he didn't see our receipt properly... Yup he did, join the line! what!?Turns out there is no specific VIP seating area they just told us we can sit anywhere, the service here is terrible except one waitress who was almost trying to sympathize with us for being treated like dirt but not really.None of the dancers came over to us until we called one over, my sister went to a table of dancers sat on their own (?) they explained they don't dance for girls as they are straight!?!?! Perhaps money from women is worth less than money from men?? My fiance got 3 dances in the end after practically begging them.The place is the most depressing room I have ever been in. AVOID please don't waste your time and money! Total rip off "VIP"!!!

danielson  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on June 25, 2016
Joined 3 years ago
33 comments posted

As write this review I am currently the Penthouse club. Probably the best Gentleman's club in New Orleans by far. I have been to Penthouse many times. Unlike Ricks who are douhbagsnand will lie to you about what girls are there Penthouse is always honest. Additionlly, after you prove that you arw a loyal customer and that you tip the girls you get other perks. I am very particular, and there is one girl that I really like. Stacey (stage name) an extremely beautiful Korean girl that seems very illusive and eazy to miss. On the occasions that I have been I had 1.5 dances from a girl named Suki. She said that it was 90 + tip. I went ahead and gave her 100, knowing I was overcharged, but maybe some people dont understand the concept of repeat customer. It may seem trivial, but it meant a lot to me.Nonetheless, then extremely honest and accomidating staff combined with the lack of, pressure found out other clubs makes this by far an amazing eeriemce. My favorite.THIS WAS ALL BEFORE I LEARNED THEY HAD WIFI, HOLY SHIT I JIZZED MY PANTS OR SOMETHING.The girl I really like isn't here very much so it makes comeing here an ehhh feeling for me. But as I write thid very review I am on my Ipad. Wholy shit... haveing wifi (nearby hotel) makes this place like.... the best. Even if you don't like the girls (which is unlikely if you have a penis, I just happen to be extremely picky and I like Asian girls). You can fucking browse email and do other shit you need to do. Reddit, holy shit thismis the most amazing upset one could ask for. Anyway, even if there isn't who I want I am always happy leaving here knowing I am treated with respect, curtiousness, and dignity.

kenston12  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on May 8, 2016
Joined 3 years ago
33 comments posted

If you are going to NOLA this is the spot hands down. 5 of my friends and I went in two nights in a row both nights as soon as we walked in we got a table immediately and that was walking in around midnight or so the place was packed the cocktail waitress were on point the drinks wernt watered down like most places. The ladies were exponential. The doorman was friendly remembered our faces like we were bestfriends. The funny part is you can watch what the girls are doing they stay away from sleeze balls. Most importantly cant really go in to detail (what happens at the penthouse stays there) my advice dress nice act casual and you will have one hell of a night to remember. Also be ready to lay down some money after all it is a high end gentlemen's club. PENTHOUSE FOR PRESIDENT!

rogerrab2  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on July 7, 2015
Joined 5 years ago
100 comments posted

I give it between 3 to 4 stars for my experience on Friday night.On Friday, as you should expect, it was ultra packed. The girls are all 5 stars, but because it was packed, I didn't really interact with any of them, nor did they interact with me. Personally, I look for interaction rather than a show. So, I can't rate the quality of their private dances, because I wasn't given any opportunity to get one. I'm sure if I really pursued, I could've gotten one, but I wasn't that motivated to squander my money.One girl was really amazing on the pole, though. I asked her to give my friend a lapdance. He enjoyed it, so that's a plus. She wasn't very friendly though, and said up front no touching, so that was kind of eh.The place was clean and well-lit, so that's another plus. Anyway, just know what you're getting into if you go. Pay a ($14, I think?) cover, gradually take over some bar stools so that you and your friends can sit, see some beautiful girls being busy with the many other guests that are present, and debate whether you want to go out of your way to spend a lot of money on a private dance.

Weedman420  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on June 26, 2015
Joined 5 years ago
97 comments posted

One of my favorites in NOLA. Penthouse is always beautiful and clean... By far one of the cleanest ones (or at least that's how I feel) when I visit. The dancers are variable... Typically at night you'll have prettier girls and the aggressiveness of the girls has also varied. I consider this typical of most clubs so I don't consider that in my rating. It's just part of the business.The drinks are pricey too, but where aren't they?The staff has always been sweet to me and I love that the girls and DJ have not(at least while I've been there) ever berated customers for not tipping.Like all NOLA clubs, many dancers are transient so if your issue with the club is dancer related... Give it another go on your next visit.

Josey R.  on The Penthouse Club

posted on July 25, 2014
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I love coming to strip clubs because they are fun and I love seeing impressive shows that the ladies perform. The venue itself is very clean and nice. I love it when strippers go wild but this place isn't as wild as I would have loved it to be. And when I say wild, I want to see girls do tricks on the poles, shake what their mama gave them in peoples faces, etc. A lot of the ladies just sway back and forth. Sexy, but not as entertaining as I had hoped. There were a couple girls who met my expectations, but as a whole, it was okay. There is a main stage, but since it is fairly small and the fact that there are so many people in there it is hard to get to sit at them. I love throwin' dollars so this is another factor for my three-star rating.If you are okay with just seeing the ladies go topless, and swaying back and forth then this is the place for you! However, if you are like me and love a lot of action, I am sure you can find another strip club.

winston12  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on July 5, 2014
Joined 7 years ago
117 comments posted

Shake those fine a$$ ti....oh sorry. Yeah, I'm reviewing the Penthouse Club. I don't really know how these stack against the other strip clubs in New Orleans but from others I've visited elsewhere I'll say:- First topless, not full nude.- Entrance fee (about 10 bucks) but drinks are definitely strip club priced, like 8 bones for a cheap beer.- It's very bright in there and not too quiet in case you wanted privacy to whisper sweet nothings.- There are TVs if you're not down with ogling.- What I was kinda blah about was unless you go private lap dance, the stage interaction is on the lesser end. Girls are more on the acrobatic/pole dance end than the get in your face and shake what their doctor gave 'em end.- That said more on the classy end of strip clubs if you feel uncomfortable about the whole thing.Now you know.

Franklyn  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on June 23, 2013
Joined 8 years ago
141 comments posted

Felt comfortable going ( 2 females), much cleaner and nicer than the skanky ones on Bourbon. Bartender was real nice BUT they held $150 on my ccard (for a $48) tab and it's still on hold 4 days later---that sucks!

harryharry  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on January 29, 2013
Joined 10 years ago
165 comments posted

I was in new orlena for mardi GRAS kick off this past weekend, it was awesome. Anyway we stopped in several titty bars on bourbon street (at the request of my friend who was visiting). The were mostly scary to say the least, I'm a very petite skinny girl andneven I thought these girls were flat and needed to eat a hamburger or two. Luckily we ran into a bouncer for this club whongave us free passes, otherwise the cover is $12 and we wouldn't have paid. When we got in I was pleasantly surprised. These girls were pretty (not crack whores like the other 6 or so we had been to earlier that evenin) and they were healthy! Much much better. I mean I'm a girl andnindint care all that much but I'd rather look at normal healthy women then cracked out skeletons! My friend got a lap dance for $20 and the drink prices were comparable to every other bars. Overall i recommend this as yourbT& A destination!

richard95  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on May 13, 2011
Joined 10 years ago
165 comments posted

It's a strip club. Much cleaner than traditional Bourbon holes and 80% of the girls are FINE. It's always packed on weekends and has a total party vibe. It's more like going to a club where half the girls are nekkid (I say half b/c there are LOT'S of girl patrons here). As with any establishment of this nature, expect high prices.

AssnTits5  on  The Penthouse Club

posted on March 30, 2011
Joined 10 years ago
171 comments posted

My group and I went here by recommendation of some locals. We went in prepared to have some fun, but we only found boredom. The girls all looked the same- medium height, brown hair, Caucasian. I saw one girl of color on a table behind us. The girls didn't really seem to be interested in you unless you were an old, gray haired man; even though we had the money out they would still go over to any man who looked like they could be their grandparent. I will say that out of all the strip clubs we went to in New Orleans, it was the biggest and cleanest, but that's not enough to make me want to go back.

J B.  on The Penthouse Club

posted on November 30, 2010
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A friend (female) and I went to this place, and had a blast. Only draw back was they charge females a cover charge. I've been to strip clubs in NYC and Vegas and never was I charged a cover as a female, so that was a bit weird, but luckily we were given free passes prior to going which is why we went in the first place. The place was definitely nice and clean. Swanky club like. We had a table right on/next to the stage. Other clubs in the area looked nasty as heck, with some of the worse looking girls I have ever seen standing outside trying to get guys inside. I would hate to see the "inside" girls based on what they were trying to entice people with on the outside. lol Anyway, this place didn't make us feel gross going inside, so thats good if you're a woman I guess. The women were pretty hot, not as good as NYC girls but definitely better than Vegas girls. Vegas girls are very overly plastic/worked looking. The girls were fit and not too many overly processed girls, meaning lots of plastic surgery. The only draw back is that we didn't feel there was a good mix of girls. We were there two nights in a row, a Thurs and Fri night. Both nites were pumping, and in that time, we saw maybe 3-4 women of color. But as girls our selves very big into the fetish scene throughout the country we enjoyed ourselves completely. We made it rain a lot on the girls so you know we had a good time. LOL Two Thumbs up from Gals :-)

Visitor from LA  on The Penthouse Club

posted on June 30, 2008
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Does Logan dance at this club?

Traveler  on The Penthouse Club

posted on June 17, 2008
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I guess this is one of those type of clubs that if you have to ask you probably can't afford it.

Toonces The Driving Cat K.  on The Penthouse Club

posted on July 24, 2007
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Quite an experience!

Management?  on The Penthouse Club

posted on April 12, 2007
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Does this club have any job openings for entry-level management? If so please post an email address for the general manager or owner so I can send them my resume. I am currently living in Lake Charles, and I am seriously considering moving to New Orleans. I will be there for a few days in the near future to investigate employment options. Thank you