1800.SHO.GIRL Reviews

2.5

65 CLINTON ST

MALDEN, Massachusetts 02148

yo

posted on 9 April, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

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hi

posted on 9 April, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

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jon

posted on 20 July, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.1
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

I've gone here a few times, plus two of their parties. The girls are HOT. A little pricey in comparison to the "strip club" but i prefer the intimacy and full-contact here. Plus the girls do shows like i've never seen except in porn... My favorite was my best buddy's bachelor party. We had the girl-on-girl duo show and they really went at it in front of like 30 guys. The quality of the girls was better than any other bachelor party i've been to. Haven't had any ugly girls so far... hopefully it stays that way.

Midnight caller

posted on 11 November, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

I went there for the first time a few weeks ago. I had an amazingly horrible week, so I was on the web trying to find something fun to do. At 1am, on a friday, I found 1-800-sho-girl. I figured, what the hell, and checked them out.

A few things to know. To get in the door the price seemed to be arbitrarily set. I paid 99 dollars just to get in (in the ad I saw, I thought this included the girl, but this is just the cover.) This price gets you introduced to all the girls (a pleasant experience) that are on call that night. I met one I really liked, and I was told to wait for her in a room. She came in, and we started to haggle a price.

For around 80 dollars I ended up getting a great lap dance/strip tease along with her sitting with me for a session of mutual masturbation. For another 20 she would have been using a toy on her self.

So, I had a good time, though felt I spent WAY too much money to basically jack myself off... but it was legal and I felt safe. So I called again this weekend. I had two ideas in mind. I wanted to stop by tonight, as well as to find out about a duo show for my friends. I asked "I'm wondering about the prices and any specials for the next few weeks" the response was "hold one second". 15 minutes later I was still on hold so I called back. The response when I commented about the 15 minutes was "Look, its saturday, we're busy" I hung up. If you have caller ID and you want to look me up, by all means, call me and try to make it up to me. However, That kind of customer service (considering the price), despite the unique service to MA, makes me very hesitant to recommend this place or for me to go back.