I am just wanting to be write like the dim
whats days swamb works
Does anybody know if ShaWamba is working this weekend?
I tend to agree with Craig on this
Whoa whoa!!! Did Dr Lo just indicate that his book may contain descriptions of various dancing styles? Ubelievable!! This must be a new edition! Is there no limit to the genius of this man?
Yes it tlue some time the peopre not want comment o wlestring on frool in the stlip crub. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
I am not wanting to be commenting
What? A Singh sighting?
I think I may have spotted our friend Singh in the club the other night. Who else would be wrestling on the floor with one of the lovely ladies in a raucous gropy romp! What a riot!
NO COLLUSION!! MAGA!!!!
I am wanting to be write like the dim
Looks like she tickled you!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!! Hohohohohohohohahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she tickled you!
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot, knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doing big business, I live this
It's automatic I win this oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fighting
Plus I'm storming on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breaking me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale competition, I got the whole block wishing
They could run with my division but they gone fishing
With no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
You'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Did I tickle Deez Nutz??? LOLLLL HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I am wanting to be dancing with the storm
Is it true that Stormy Daniels is coming to WW soon?
Have you tickled her during a lap dance?
Deez is ticklish.
Does anybody know if there are any highly ticklish strippers at WW?
I am wanting to be dancing with the shawa
Any ShaWamba fans here?
What the hell has happened to this board?
Always 'bout that paper, boy
If you ain't on your grind
And you flexin', you's a hater, boy
Paper Boi, Paper Boi
Always gettin' paper, boy
If you ain't makin' money
Then you ain't a money maker, boy
Yeah I need a paperclip
You know wat time it is
I'm stackin' up this paper, man
And I could make that paper flip
That paper flip, paper flip
Watch me make this paper flip
Then head to Playas Club
And I bet that paper make her strip
Paper man, paper man
Catch me in the paper, man
Like Wall Street Journal, yeah
'Cause I be gettin' paper, man
Yeah I'm gettin' paper, man
I gotz a question for yous. Was Tarzan a virgin when he met Jane or did he beat gorilla cheeks?
This is incredible! Dr Lo has just made a supportive comment about rap nights in strip clubs! Apparently this subject is addressed in the new edition of his seminal book - what a genius we have in our midst!!
Yes it tlue some time the lap night vely varuabre explession in the stlip crub. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Keep 'em coming Deemster!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAP NIIIITE you fucking whores
I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
Let's go inside my astral plane
Find out my mental's based on instrumental
Records hey, so I can write monumental
Methods, I'm not the king
But niggaz is decaf I stick 'em for the cream
Check it, just how deep can shit get
Deep as the abyss and brothers is mad fish accept it
In your cross color, clothes you've crossed over
Then got totally krossed out and Kris Kross
Who da boss? Niggaz get tossed to the side
And I'm the dark side of the force
Dr Lo is back with a cutting edge comment on customer perception! What a genius we have in our midst! I really wish we could persuade him to do a reading of the book in the club!
Yes it tlue some time the peopre think stlip crub not wolth going again. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Will this place ever be worth going to again? Probably about as likely as the stupid shit posted on this board will stop someday.
Da Deem Man!!!! Way to go!!!!!
I RUN THIS SHIT BEEOTTCH!!! RAP NITE!!!!!
I got girls in my room like hostages
Giving me neck like ostriches
Give some play to the real DM
'Cause we all know who the imposters is
All my gangsters, mob to this
And all my strippers, do your job to this
Hell no, I can't give you my cell phone
But you know where the hotel lobby is
For ya'll the same girls wouldn't give me no ass
Now I done highly surpassed my whole upper class
Bet if I meet her now I can fuck her fast, I pass
I be on some new shit
I wouldn't fuck none of the girls I went to school with
Fuck around, I ain't be on no cool shit
Like you don't see the models that me and my crew get
You don't see the frivolous jewels I bought with The Blueprint
She said "Whoa! Kanye don't get caught up in the hype
Ain't no telling they gon' love you after the night"
Well, if tonight's the night, pop bottles, fuck models
Spend money till you're broke my, nigga, live your life
'Cause I'm living international nigga American dream
B'more voted the most dangerous city in the USA so to celebrate we doing it extra for rap nite mutha fukkas
Who shot ya? Separate the weak from the obsolete
Hard to creep them B'mo streets
It's on nigga fuck all that bickering beef
I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek
Your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet
Thundering, shaking the concrete
Then the shit stop when I foil the plot
Neighbors call the cops said they heard mad shots
Saw me in the drop, 3 and a quarter
Slaughter, electrical tape around your daughter
Old school new school need to learn though
I "Burn, baby, burn" like Disco Inferno
Burn slow like blunts with yayo
Peel more skins than Idaho potato
Niggas know: the lyrical molesting is taking place
Fucking with DM10 it ain't safe
I make your skin chafe, rashes on the masses
Bumps and bruises, blunts and Land Cruisers
One...time? Fuck one time
I'm calling niggas out like the umpire
Seven...grams in the blunt
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
It's Eastside, we in this bitch
Wish a nigga would, like a tree in this bitch
And if a leaf fall put some weed in that bitch
That's my MO, add a B to that shit
I'm fucked up, tore down
I'm twisted: door knob
Talk stupid? Off with your head!
Nigga, money talks, and Mr. Ed
I'm so Young Money
Got a drum on the gun, Energizer bunny
Funny how honey ain't sweet like sugar
Ain't shit sweet? Niggas on the street like hookers
I tongue kiss her other tongue
Skeet skeet skeet: water gun
Wear a rubber dude. She gets around.
I am wanting to be dancing with the lundun
Da Deemer!!!!! Way to go!!!!!
Yeah London was real good. I used to fuck her up the ass all time.
London was a definite fave. Have no idea where she ended up.
Rose is a current fave. Any of the friends that Rose drags to the club are pretty good, too.
Thez hoes love this dark meet. So you kno its RAAAAAAAAAAAAP NIIIIIIIIIttttEEEEEEEEEE
Deezy season approaching
Fuck whatever y'all been hearing
Fuck what, fuck whatever y'all been wearing
The monster about to come alive again
Soon as I pull up and park the Benz
We get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons
Take my number and lock it in
Indian hair, no moccasins
It's too many hoes in this house of sin
Real nigga back in the house again
Black Timbs all on your couch again
Black dick all in your spouse again
And I know she like chocolate men
She got more niggas off than Cochran (Huh)
Dr Lo has once again demonstrated his cutting, incisive analysis! What an intellect!!
Yes it tlue some time the postel make simiral post in two crub boald. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
You have obviously not met the lovely ShaWamba!
I think he's referring to the same post on two boards, although I don't know which one he's talking about.
I'm a little confused. Who made duplicate posts?
Hey yo I'm still not a player but you still a hater
Elevator to the top haha, see you later, I'm gone
Penthouse suite, Penthouse freaks
In house beach, french countess, ten thou piece
Rent-out lease, with a option to buy
Coppin a five-oh Benz for when I'm not, far up in the sky
Puffin the lye, from my Twinzito
Up in the Benzito with my kiko from Queens, nicknamed Perico
We go back like PA's and wearing PJ's
Now we reach the peakage, running trains for three days
Who wanna ride it won't cost you a dollar
Whether soft or harder of course you still gonna holla
My my, I'm big huh, I rip my (prick) through your hooters
I'm sick, you couldn't measure my (dick) with six rulers
Hold up, chula, I'm all about gettin' loot
But I knock that boot, if you out to get HOOF
Alright guys, those of who have actually been to The Player's Club... time to name some of your favorite dancers from the past or present. If they are currently dancing at PC, let us know.
I don't have any current favorites, but some of my past faves are....
Corinne, definitely miss her!
Micheala / Mikayla / Kaylee
London / Rachel
Jasmine, from ~2009, kinda reminded me of Jayden Jaymes
How about you guys?
Pic or you're lying
I got 11 inches in my pants. For showing the ladies a real good time.
Could somebody provide some information about which dancers know how to show a fella a real good time?
Its RRRAAAPPP NNNIIITTTEEE Muthafukas
Ifly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one done in a second if you wait
Sometimes I think sittin' on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame
Bona fide hustler making my name
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bongs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison for the system
No one on the corner has swagger like us
Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Pitiful. Really pitiful. Trying to cover up PC indiscretions by making up a bunch of of bogus posts. You blew your cover by making the same posts on both the PC and Showcase boards. LMFAO. Hey dumbass, go look at the be post on the reviews section of this board. Like I said, LMFAO.
Hey my nigga we havin' a wonderful day and I won't fuck wit me, Why?
'cause it's the 1st of tha month and now we smokin', chokin', rollin' blunts
And sippin' on 40 ounces thuggin' come come we got the blessed rum
From jumpin' all nights we high
Hit up the block to where? East 99
I get wit my nigga to get me some llello
Double up nigga what you need?
We got weed to get POD'd
Fiend for the green leaves
Give it up it's the foe sure you better lay low
Cause the po-po creep when they roll slow
If you can't get away better toss that llello
Keep your bankroll
Yeah we havin' a celebration, I love to stay high
And you better believe when it's time to grind
I'm down for mine crime after crime
Fin to creep to the pad 'cause mom's got grub on the grill
If we got the food, you know it's the 1st of tha month
And my nigga we chills foe real
Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of tha month
To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up
whats days lund works
Who is the real JP?
The real JP does not believe that.
You don't believe that bs do you?
That nice description sure brings back memories, thanks. When did you see her last?
Ah yes, I was in the club very recently. Having barely made an entrance, I had just sat down to relax with a drink watching a particularly sinuous dance, when she sidled up on to my lap. Surprised as I was, with her highly suggestive ministering, she managed to persuade me to go for a few laps right then. I was ill prepared for the gradually escalating eroticism as she cavorted on my lap, pushing the envelop at every step. It wasn't long before her soft moans and firm grinding had me dangling over the edge and I finally just let loose a gushing torrent right inside my sweats. Even then she wouldn't stop, and kept at it until my well had run completely dry. I clung on to her in exhaustion for a few minutes, then paid up. Good times!
Da Deemer!!!! Is this guy prolific or what!!!!
Whatever happened to London? Where did she end up?
I got a dirty mind
I got filthy ways
I'm tryna bathe my ape, (ape),
In your milky way (way)
I'm a legend
I be reverend
I'll be so faaaaa-ar up
We don't give a fuuuh-uh-uck
Welcome to the danger zone
Step into the fantasy
You are not invited to the other side of sanity
They're callin' me an alien a big headed astronaut
Maybe it's because your boy deezy get ass a lot
Da Deemer keeps doing it again and again!!!! What a creative genius!!!
RRRAAAPP NNNIIITTTEEE YOU BUSTED ASS HOES
I flow sick
Fuck all y'all haters, blow dick
I spits the game for those that throw bricks
Money, cash, hoes, money, cash, chicks
Sex, murder and mayhem - romance for the street
Only wife of mines is a life of crime
And since life's a bitch in mini-skirts and big chests
How can I not flirt with death?
That's life's enigma, long as life's within us
We gonna sin a lot and pray that Christ forgive us
Ice the wrists and raise the price on these niggas
Y'all can't floss on my level!
I'll invite you all to get with us if your ball is glitter
When I go all the Harlem playas wall my picture
If you get close enough, you can read the scripture
It reads: money, cash, hoes. How real was that nigga?
What??? Tell me you weren't serious!!
I think I heard something about a gay night starting 2018. Does anybody know which day that is?
If it true they will add male danferf on fome dayf?
Mi Amigos Got America!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!! Hohohohohohohohahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
MAGA = Mi Amigos Got America. Its out country now. Your wall cannot stop us.
Da Deemer has done it again!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now back to the regularly schedule program .... RAP NITE BITCHES!!!!
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Ho fuck with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
Get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid ho
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vet
whats days lala works
I am wanting to be dancing with the lala
Make American dancers Grind Again!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!! Hohohohohohohohahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Make American dancers Grind Again!!!
Way to go Deemer!!!! Rapping to the season!! X to the M-A-S!!!!
Ole skool rap nite
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistletoe as we drink egg nog
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack frost chillin, the ?orchas out?
And that's what christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say merry christmas and happy new year!
Thats why they call you a minuteman!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!! Hohohohohohohohahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Nothing will ever slow you down, home boy, thats why they call you Minuteman!
I bet Da Deemer will do a devastating rap on Mr. Nasty!
Nothing better than laughing inside a stipper's butthole!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!! Hohohohohohohohahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!