Oh no, the Penthouse Forum guy is back again!
Ah yes, I was in the club the other night and had a great time! I had just walked in, found a seat and had barely got a drink when she came and slipped on to my lap. As she sweet talked me into a few dances, my fingers were exploring her skin lightly and I noticed she flinched and giggled every now and then. That's when I knew I had a live one! Suffice it to say that she started slow and gentle, while I feathered her, probing for tickle spots. By the time the third dance rolled around, she was giggling and squealing as I explored her most sensitive spots. Realizing there was only one way to stop me, she began ti grind harder and goaded me closer and closer to the edge. I don't mind telling you that when I finally exploded like a volcano inside my sweats, I was tickling her like there was no tomorrow! I know this is what you're looking for!
Can you guys recommend any ticklish dancers in this awesome club?
Wow!!! That is amazing!!!!
I don't shed light on nothing. I drop street knowledge. So since its RAP NIGHT!!! Here go you mother fucking education on that real shit.
Thinkin of a master plan
'cause ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn 'cause I'm righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe I'll stay alive
fuck a stripper dressed up like a clown!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
hey do these clowns know how to suck a dick and or do they have pussies we can stick our dicks in? as I always wanted to fuck a stripper dressed up like a clown..
The clowns are back in full force.
I am wanting to be dancing with the mag
The lighter side of Dr Lo! Amazing how this great man acknowledges the existence of levity in srip club culture!
yes it tlue some time the postel tly to be humolous. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
I wonder what DM10 would say about this! An awesome rap, thats for sure!
Lo light!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
So you could have some Lo light?
I was not attempting to be humorous. I simply wanted some insight on why having drinks and sex with any of these lovely women would be bad. Maybe Mr. Lo could shed some light on the subject.
I agree, that was very funny!
"Expand" the bone! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Please expand upon your comment.
Whatever you do, don't drink and bone Players Club strippers. That would be real hazardous to your health.
yes it tlue some time the stlip crub message boald attlack a rot of the tarent. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
He definitely lays it on the line!
Seems like DM10 is as accomplished a rapper as Dr. Lo is a researcher! Who knew we had such talent in the WW message board!
I am wanting to be write like the dm
Whoa baby!!!!! You Da Man!!!!!!
I just love to party at Players Club.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a motherfucker with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the motherfucking Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing 'cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
Can we get these crazies out of this board, please?
Dr. Lo certainly doesn't let any grass grow under his feet!
Whao! Wait a minute there! Did Dr Lo just let slip the fact that he is working on a new edition of the book? This is epic! Does the man ever show any exhaustion??
Folewold to next edition is the gleat idea. Arr wirr be exprained in the book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
I think DM10 should do a foreword for the next edition of Dr Lo's book, what do you think?
I may be late to the party here, but where can one but this book?
It does seem like Dr. Lo is a very accomplished researcher. His attention to detail certainly seems impressive.
Unbelievable! Yet another poetic reference from Dr Lo! He seems to have factored in all social ramifications in strip club culture! What a genius!!
yes it tlue some time the postel vely tarented in the poetly. It arr expraind in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Much as I hate to admit it, this guy has demonstrated a very high level of poetry skills!
I agree, he's very talented.
This guy is really great!!! Yeah, DM10!!!
RRRAAAPPP NNNIIITTTEEE!!!!!! This one for your girl MAGA!!!
It's called the rump shaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin' manly and your shaker's comin' in handy
Slide em across from new york down by your Virginia
Ticklin' you around Delaware before I enter
Turn to seduction from face hips to feet
A wiggle and a jiggle can make the night complete
Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award
Here's a hint, it's like a long sharp sword
Flip tail, so let me see you shake it up like dice
The way you shake your rump is turnin' mighty men to mice
But a plus got a surprise that's a back breaker
Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker
All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Someone really likes Maga. I seen that name a couple times. How are her dances?
Can we please get back to the topic of discussing which girls are high mileage in this place?
Whoa, whoa! Did Dr Lo just blow the lid on rap lyrics? Is there no limit to the genius of this man? This book has to got to be an encyclopaedia!
Yes it tlue some time to postel do the cut and paste flom the lap song. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Sow
Hey fucktard that idiot is copy and pasting lyrics from rap song. I is NOT writing any of that crap!
Man...this guy is good!!!!!
Rap Nite!!!!! The hoez be hot in here.
Hot in, so hot in here! So hot in, hot, oh!
With a little bit of, uh uh, and a little bit of, uh uh
Just a little bit of, just a little bit of,
Just a little bit of, just a little bit of
I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
Flirtatious, trying to show faces
I'm waiting for the right time to shoot my steez you know
Waiting for the right time to flash them ki's, then
I'm leaving, please believing, oh!
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the Fo' Seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feeding
No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve and
No teasing I need you to
Get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he asking for
'Cause I feel like busting loose
And I feel like touching you, uh uh
And can't nobody stop the juice
So baby tell me what's the use? I said
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
Uh, uh, uh, let it hang all out!
I am wanting to be dancing with the mand
The girls in here are hot. I just love a good house of ill repute.
Whoa! Did Dr Lo just establish a correlation between poetry and lap dances? This man is a true genius! How many strip club researchers do you know that have drilled down to this level of detail?
Keep up the fabulous work, Dr Lo!!
Yes it tlue some time the lap night have the vely intlesting poetly and arso vely good rap dance. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
You can't be serious!
You be a great poet DM10!!!!
Its RAP NIGHT!!! This one for the haters!!!
Grinding, if you wasn't steady hating you'd be balling too
I know you seen us falling through
All the rich niggas is on my crew
Fuck it, they can't touch us, if stuck up is what you call it cool
You should of seen when I came down in that
Black on black, custom gator, haters face down on the mat
Yeah I can make a green nigga mad
Quick, fast, flash like ten cash on his bitch ass
You can tell I'm a G by the walk and the stance
How I play the game make them talk in the stands
Watch how you talk when you talk to the man
If it ain't about bread you can talk to the hand
I, I, show you how to get rich
You got a weak arm I'll show you how to pitch
Made it so play I'll show you how to hit
And tell the police I don't know about shit
Aye guy, I'm fly, something like the air
Ain't that something?
When it's stunting man there's nothing like air
Homie hold it right there, homeboy hold it down
Spent five at the mall and had the haters going down
I am wanting to be dancing with the lala
This guy is good!
They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again. Seriously I need me some of my namesake. Which one of these ladies provides the highest levels of customer service? I've noticed they got some real good looking girls in this place nowadays. Thanks in advance for any helpful replies. Go get some qhetto queen pregnant Mr. DM10. You'll be so busy dodging the child support police that you won't have time to pay your cell phone bill and/or post anything here.
All I gots to say bout that is:
They see me rollin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
My music so loud
They hopin that they gonna catch me ridin' dirty
What does DM10 stand for? Dumb Mandingo who dropped out of school in 10th grade? That's my best guess.
OLD SKOOL RAP NITE!!!! ITS LIT BITCHES!!!!
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (A rhyme), that's right (On time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky, it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's tricky, tricky (Tricky) tricky
I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"
It's tricky (How is it D?) It's tricky (Tricky) tricky (Tricky)
It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's tricky tricky (Tricky) tricky
Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
Roll like an 18-wheeler
That ho fine, but this ho killer
She's leaking! She's soaking wet
She leaking! Soaking wet
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
Popping till you percolate
First booty-on-booty, no time to wait
Make it work, with your wet t-shirt
Bitch you gotta shake it till your calve muscles hurt
Sadie heels on your feet, strap around your ankles
Jegga jegga jegga
Call that bitch Bojangles
Juicy like fruit or douche like coup Deville
Lucy get loose on the goose for real
Five dollars get your ass a table dance
If you got 10 then bring a friend
Ho shake your ass till the song then
If you ain't gon dance, well go on, then!
We ain't no boys, we grown men
If you ain't gonna dance, well don't then!
Why you gonna waste a nigga's song, then?
Sit your ass down doing nothing?
DJ is not gonna happen, don't even bother asking mgmt.
Yes I am wanting to be dancing with the lala
7000 posts. That's impressive. But not as impressive as 10,000 posts, Is it your goal to be Mr. 10,000? If that doggone Singh reappears we might make it to 10,000 real quick. But I've got a real accomplishment. I just took a dump so big my pants fit better. Oh yeah, this board has become more worthless than shit.
Amazing!! Did Dr Lo just opine about the quality of lap dances by certain dancers? This is indeed a seminal piece of work. You have to wonder how Dr Lo managed to fit in so much comprehensive detail in his book!
yes it tlue some time the Loxie give the good rap dance and sometime the dancel not give the so good dance. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
I am Mr. 7,000!!!! I have followed this board for years. I have been a loyal patron of this club for many years. I go back a long. I deserve this. You may bask in my greatness.
Are they going to be showing the fight here?
Can anyone provide some information on which one of these girls will show a fella a real good time in the VIP room? I noticed that Roxie seems to be a popular choice. Is she a real good time or is there another girl I should try another girl? Which girls are all talk and no action? It takes way too much time and money to sort out the duds from the keepers. Thanks in advance for any recommendations.
Yea Yea its that time. RAP NIGHT BITCHEZZZZZZ!!!!!
Hi, bye hater, I flood the club with paper
Shawty got a ass, some for now, some for later
Somethin' like Nicki's, dancin' like Maliah
I'm throwin' all this money I'ma fuck around and buy her
I can flick the money all night 'til my wrist tired
If you put in work, this the night you gon' retire
You a bad bitch, I ain't even gon' deny her
She told me "throw that money", I said "make it worth my while"
I'm 'bout to empty out the ATM
She doin' tricks that make a nigga wanna' spend
Girl you know you got me fascinated
Just keep on dancin' 'til I'm outta paper (Never)
Ass fat, yeah I know, you just got cash? Blow sum mo'
Blow sum mo', blow sum mo'
The more you spend it, the faster it go
Bad bitches, on the floor, it's rainin' hunnid's, throw sum mo'
Throw sum mo', throw sum mo', throw sum mo'
You fools know what tomorrow is? That's right it rap night. Dr. Lo been there every night since we started. WTF is EDM??
Whoa! Dr Lo has just hinted that he is ready to delve into education policy! How he bridges that to strip club culture will doubtless be fascinating! Is there no end to his creativity??
Yes it tlue some time the rack of the education can be plobrem. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Anyone interested in EDM? I've been to this place once and they did not have a DJ. They didn't even announce the dancers name when she took the stage. I could bring my laptop and really pump some energy into this place. I want to gauge the customers before I contact the club owner to see if this is worth my time. You guy what some good music?
Its rap night hoezzzz!!!!
Rack rack city, bitch, rack rack rack city, bitch
Rack, rack rack rack city, bitch, (Mustard on the beat ho)
Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch
Ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch
100 deep VIP, no guest list
T-T-Raw, you don't know who you fuckin' with
Got my other bitch fuckin' with my other bitch
Fuckin' all night, nigga we ain't celibate
Niggas say I'm too dope, I ain't sellin' it
But I'm fresher than a motherfuckin' peppermint
Gold Lettermans, last ling killin' shit
Y-Young Money, Young Money yeah, we gettin' rich
Got ya grandma on my dick (haha)
Girl you know what it is
Sounds like we need to get them guys from Virginia to come up here. That might put this ignorant "person" back in his place.
Amazing how far the Lack of any Education takes you.
Mutha Fukken rap night hoezzz!!!!!
Shake ya ass, but watch yourself
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin with
Shake ya ass
I came here with my dick in my hand
Don't make me leave here with my foot in yo' ass, be cool
And don't worry bout how I'm rippin this shit
When I'm flippin what I'm kickin nigga, that's just what I do
I'm effervescent and I'm off that crescent
Nastier than a full grown German Shepherd, motherfucker keep steppin
They don't fuck with me and they don't
Y'all bitches can't catch me and you won't
Pay ya fare, fix ya hair, throw that pussy
Got a Prada for boonapalist, and Donna for my babooski
You think I'm trickin? Bitch, I ain't trippin
I'm buyin if you got nice curves for your iceberg
Drinkin Henn and actin like it do somethin to me
Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin with me
Fuck a dollar girl, pick up fifty
And fuck that coward, girl, you need a real nigga
Off top knick-a-boxers hurtin shit
Bend over hoe, show me what you workin with!
Billions and Billions of useless words strung together in an incoherent and insensible manner
We a day late, but you know what it is
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P
The Ignorance and Arrogance is just Staggering!
That's right rap night hoes
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Wait you see my dick
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up
I went down to this house of ill repute last weekend and they had a girl up on stage with a pull string hanging out of her personal area. I guess some of you nasty dudes are either blind or turned on by that because it didn't seem to scare you off the least bit. Yuck.
What a wealth of Intelligence there.
Its rap night beeeocthesss
Shawty wanna' thug, bottles in the club
Shawty wanna' hump, you know I'd like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
Come On, OK, lil' mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin'
Man she ain't never had a love like mine
Man I ain't never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me lost for words
So I told her to back it up, like berp berp
And I made that ass jump, like jerp jerp, and that's when she
Sh, sh, she lick me, like a lollipop
She, she lick me, like a lollipop, lollipop
Sh, sh, she lick me, like a lollipop, lollipop
She, she lick me, like a lollipop
And the Illiteracy continues....