OMG!!! Dr. Ho make to the big time!!!
Has anyone else seen the infomercial "Dr. Ho relieves back pain?" LMFAO. I'm glad Dr. Ho as moved on to other endeavors besides posting on this board.
I fell in love with a stripper - You be my guitar , I'll be it's string . Together we'll hum the perfect note of love , that is pure within . May there be life as beautiful as Spring as we walk beside , tied by an invisible string . Let there be Love , wait to confessed. An Incredible start to a tale
DM10 , Who's trash can that you got this garbage from ? You retarded swamp cunt .
Rap nite you wanna be me hoz. U mad dat I gotz it awl
If I had a billion dollars (yeah!)
Yeah, I'd spend all in a day
Show these niggas how to play (play)
Top floor penthouse, I'll show 'em where I stay (stay)
Grand piano, might learn to play (ha, ha)
Need a hundred grand just to past me everyday (woo, woo!)
You know I like them white keys on it (yeah!)
Duct tape when we wrap them
Call me prejudiced, 'cause I never touch the black ones (keys that is, ha, ha)
Let me show how to do this shawty (shawty)
I hit the strip club and I blew 'bout forty (damn!)
Patron got me so confused ('fused)
Until I stumbled outside and I made the news
Fresh nine piece, yeah them wings is cajun
Never seen me in the kitchen nigga, I am amazing (nah)
Well, fuck it I'm rich then
If balling is a crime, fuck it I'm hit then
If thugging is a term, fuck it I'm it then
The insane dough, hey, fuck it I'm sick then
Somebody call me a shrink
Until then, I'mma fix me a drink (ha, ha)
Top down in the bit, I'm so intoxicated
Sometimes I think to myself "goddamn, I made it"
And I know they hate it
On the all-night flight
Tryna get my money right
These are the same posters who destroyed the Showcase board. Losers!
Da Deemah! Not Da Reamah!
It rap nite hoooooooooeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz. Deez beotches be havin awl kines of ink
ee everyday I asked a new question
To get right through all life a lessons
It's funny to me and I'm noticing that
Every tattoo I see is on the small of a back
It's like damn I can't refuse
All the great ideas that come with tattoos
Like first the rose, then the butterfly
Then the small little catch themes catch your eyes
And even Angelina Jolie got those
The only way you see those is with no clothes
So there's a few who knows
Maybe Brad Pitt know
Billy Bob saw a few so she got some more
Uh, she got eyes by her pussy
So when I go down they always lookin'
Then I told her get my name
In all red ink, blood game
Then we cut off the night lamp
And I get up on that ass like a tramp stamp
My tattoo goddess
Love is an art and I'm an artist
And one of the hot har-hardest tattoos I ever seen
Is the one on my wife, one that you'll never see
It ain't no tiger, no snake, or no key chain
She went to FAMU, so of course she know T-Pain
Strictly simplicity, ink on your tities be wiggly jiggly
You'll never get rid of me, I'm permanently on the arm
So when I'm looking for them tattoos in the bed
I be like?
I am wanting to be write like the dim
Sumtime u gotta put a beotch in herr plase
You don't know when to shut your mouth
Sometimes I wanna punch you out
Keep runnin' that fuckin' mouth
I'll sit here and just shut you out
But I can only listen to that bitchin' and that screamin'
Only so fuckin' long, 'til i'm possessed by the demons
And I snap and I grab a stupid bitch by her throat
Then I smack that broad silly yeah I crack fuckin' hoess
Yeah I know "What a tough guy he hits little chicks"
Damn straight, she talkin' shit, I punch that bitch in her lip
See man, woman or child, ain't nobody disrespecting me
Grab a spoon, give that bitch a homemade hystirectomy
She gettin' me vexxed to the point of no control
Closed fist, hit that bitch all about her coated nose
What?? ShaWamba? Has she started dancing at WW? She had such a huge following at Showcase!
I think you could most likely get ShaWamba to do that for you.
Does anybody know of a dancer who will spank my ass with a rolled up Forbes magazine?
Da Deemah not Da Reamah!!! Cuttin' Da Cheese!!! Nice!!!
Yo da lass time I were up in der it smelt like azz
Who farted in the club?
Somebody farted in the club
In the VIP, it smelled like butt
Whoever smell't it, dealt it
Bullshit, who was eating shellfish?
Smelling like lobster ass
All the bitches leaving awkward fast
Reek worse than cheap cologne
Stanking up the whole damn zone
Holmes, I had to [?] my Patron
Party's over, time to go home
Shit particles hit the mouth
I could tell you ate In-N-Out
You know who did it
Cause they the one with the smile
And I hope that it wasn't a bitch
Cause it'll smell like booty and fish
You know the shit wrong
Sounds like he's trying to figure out what happened to this great board.
Why so serious Dick Longwood?
I bet they are all the same poster. Losers!
"Yeah sure whatever fag" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "I bet you'd rather have his seminal fluid" Hahahahahahohohohoho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah sure, whatever fag. I bet you would rather have his seminal fluid.
I tend to agree with Craig on this
Whoa! Did Dr Lo just deliver an incisive comment on strip club publicity activities? What a true genius this man is! This must be in the third edition of his seminal book!!
Yes it tlue some time lap song vely good adveltising fol the stlip crub. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
The Deem Man is at it again! Way to go!
Da Deemah!!!! Not Da Reamah!!!!!!!!
Me and my homies, we tighter than a glove
We chop a lot of game is how we do it at the Playaz Club
Check the fool or kick it in the tub
'cause we kick much ass at the Playaz Club
I got a hoe named Real de Real
She got a buddy named SP 12, now, you know the deal
We getz freaky in the studio late night
That's why the beats that you hear are comin' real tight
Somethin' to roll to, somethin' to stroll to
If you's a playa in the game this will hold you
Mo money mo money for the bank roll
Stick to the script don't slip in the nine-fo
A lot of fools put salt in the game
Till when these women get the notion that they runnin' the game, huh
I run my own and I'm my own self person
No respect make the situation worse then
These idiots say the same thing every time!
Da Deemah!!! NOT Da Reamah!!!!!
This is doomsday, I can have Guadalupe come through and knock Donald Trump out his toupee
Someone get this Aryan a sheet
Time to bury him, so tell him to prepare to get impeached
Everybody on your feet
This is where terrorism and heroism meets, square up in the streets
This chump barely even sleeps
All he does is watch Fox News like a parrot and repeats
Whoa! Whoa! Did Dr Lo just reveal that he may just be a medical doctor? This is stupendous! What a humble man, and we never knew!
Yes it tlue some time the mastulbate affect the though plocess in blain. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
I tend to agree with Carl on this one
Dick longwood you need to stop masturbating , it really is affecting your thought process in your little brain with your big fat lumpy head .
They didn't have a rapper on the Showcase board, did they?
First they destroyed the Showcase board, and now this one.
I think these nut jobs know each other.
I tend to agree with Craig on this one.
Dr Lo has just revealed his sly sense of humor! What a genius we have amongst our midst!!
yes it tlue some time the lapping about the rap dance is vely elotic. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Da Deemah, NOT Da Reamah!!!! The Deem Man is at it again!!!!
RAP NITE you flooded ass hoes
Been gettin' money for a long time
I don't rent, I own mine
Y'ain't talkin' 'bout gettin' money, lil' nigga
Hell nah, don't hit my phone line
Molly got a nigga on cloud nine
The percs kicked in at the wrong time
Your bitch wanna jump on my dick
Sorry, but you gotta wait, baby girl, it's a long line
These fuck niggas keep hatin' on a G
But a nigga can't eat if he don't grind
Hitters gon' take your head off
AKA clothes line
Bankroll, I can't fold mine
Need a boujee bitch to roll mine
Nigga keep lookin' at all this ice
But I keep the heat on me like a stove iron
The money gon' make your girl come show out
Bend her ass over, it's show time
"What to you known about strip clubs or women?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "You're a homo with yellow fever." Hahahahahahohohohoho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!"Go suck Lo off fag." Hohohohohohohohahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
What to you known about strip clubs or women? You're a homo with yellow fever. Go suck Lo off fag.
They are the greatest strippers, believe me. They made me drop my pants and spanked me with a rolled up Forbes magazine.
I also tend to agree with Craig on this one.
"Not carrying in the Quickie Mart" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "They have FB page" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
I am wanting to be knowing what is being the FB because I am thinking we are not carrying that thing in the Quickie Mart
I tend to agree with Craig on this one
Wow!! Dr Lo has just issued a revealing and incisive comment on strip club social media strategy! Does this man's genius know any bounds??
Yes it tlue some time the stlip crub open the FB account but folum arso good prace. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
This board has been useless for years and it's still the SoS. Give up on it. The club has their own FB page now.
What has happened to this board? Its been so completely hijacked by the same crazies who hijacked the Showcase board! Losers!!
Da Deemah, not Da Reamah!!!
Da peepee tape rap!! Are you happy, LeJuWahn??
hmm she looks like a park bench water fountain... does anyone wanna take a drink.?
I love girls that like to pee on me !!
Its the premium
40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell ya somethin
I say, rollin' around
Sittin' on dubs
Can't lie, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes show me your face
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you
It's your body, your body
Is a portapotty
When I pee I kick
I'm gonna do karate on your body
I'mma to pee on you
Drip, drip, drip
Yes I do I pee on you
I ssss on you, ssss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing that makes my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toliet seat
I want to pee on you
Yes I do, Yes I do I'll pee on you
I'll piss on you
I want to piss on you, yes I do I piss on you
Won't you braid my hair
I said won't you braid my hair
I'm gonna be a star, I'm gonna go far
I wanna fart on you
Is dat wat u wan you punk azz nigga
I am wanting to be dancing with the swam
whats days swamb works
WTF is ShaWamba???
Any ShaWamba sightings recently?
When will DM10 write a pee-pee tape rap?
Da Deemah, not the Reamah!!!!!
YOU NO WAT IT IS
comin live from the VIP, heard the night life lost life without me
Both the Feds and the State wanna see bout me
The whole city got bizzerk he got treat
Anotha nigga got a hit but shawty he not me
Who set the city on fire as soon as he got freed
Da king back now broads don't even know how to act now
Hit the club, strippers gettin' naked 'fore I sat down
Still ballin money stack taller than Shaq now
Still push a button to let the roof on the 'Lac down
I'm on the road doin shows puttin my mack down
Mississippi to Philly Albuquerque to Bmo
Don't you think its better to do that in the VIP room?
Does anybody know of really ticklish dancers at the club? You know, so you can tickle their bellies and ribs and underarms and legs while they give you a lap, and the giggle and beg for mercy?
Da Deemah not Da Reamah!!!!
you is a bad motha fuckin rapper !!
Rap Nite Bitch!
Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin it
Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it
Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
So when you think you're prepared, I keep stickin it
Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light
Now who the one you're trying to be like with all your might
And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race
best give me space before I fly in they fuckin face
Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Don't worry about a thing cause I bringin home the goods
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
I am wanting to be dancing with the lala
Who all you carring yerrow?
"Dude is gay for Lo" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "Bro, you got yellow fever?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
Dude is gay for Lo. Bro, you got yellow fever?
Wow!!! Dr Lo has just juxtaposed political commentary with rap lexicon! Does this man's genius know any bounds????
Yes it tlue some time the lap altist lite the lap about contlovelsiar subject rike the pee pee tape. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
When will DM10 write a pee pee tape rap?
Da Deemah, not Da Reamah!!!!
Way to go Deemey Boy!!!!!!! Lets have a live performance at the club!!!
Let's get down to the nitty gritty
It's a stone cold world and a even worse city
And if you ever wanna trip
I got a automatic doozy with a filled up clip
So come take a trip through the hood with me
You might be surprised of what you see
Like Flaco, sniffin' up the coca
Or a bitch who sucking dick for a rock, we call her loca
A little kid throwing up gang signs
Standing on the corner, sellin' nickels and dimes
I'm rollin' by, and I'm hittin' my switch
And if you talking shit, then I'm flipping a bitch
And hopping out the ride with the automatic toys
Chains and bats, and a whole lot of homeboys
And we all straight G's
So, is it fair to assume that nobody has seen ShaWamba here?
"I wonder if DM10 can write a pee tape rap" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "MAGA" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if DM10 can write a pee tape rap
Da Deemah, not Da Reamah!
Da Deem's at it again!!!!
You dealing with a thug that's quick to kick the diamond Roly (Rolex)
Don't pay attention to these boyfriends cause I leave em holy
Them boys fake maggets I done put they girl up in my rover
Put the black quote em quote em face and took her to Cordova
Jacuzzi bubbily drinking bubbily hoes they can't believe
My TV built up in the wall like they don't want to leave
There doing there best trying to impress they sticking out there chest
A nigga got to get his dick sucked got to get his dick sucked
Riding down the strip in the Lexus truck poppin hush
Pearly Rolex on my wrist haters bout to have a fit
Dip from the curb I hit a case of Mo I'm bout to sip
Lit to the hydo green blinging on them twenty thangs
Heavy niggas dropping weight while Juicy J be running trains
Whats the business strictly pimping all them freaks I know they miss me
When they throw a players ball tell em that your boy gonna win it
These idiots have completely destroyed this board. First they destroyed the Showcase board, now this one. Its the same guys!
Hold your horses! Dr Lo has just issued a ground breaking comment on the professional mobility of strip club dancers! What a genius this man is - he has covered areas which the ordinary mortal would leave untouched!!
Yes it tlue some time the supel stal dancel move flom one crub to the anothel crub. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Wasn't she a kind of superstar at Showcase?
Any ShaWamba fans in here? I hear rumors she maybe working here?
"Is it true that Forbes magazine has been banned at the club?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "SpankeeDon" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
Is it true that Forbes magazine has been banned at the club?
Only if they're Russian strippers
"But can they pee on each other also?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!!
Yeah, that sounds good but can they pee on each other also?
I'd like to be able to get a lap dance with a ticklish stripper, and tickle her mercilessly during the dance..make her giggle and squeal the whole time. Who is the best one?
That sounds like a rap right there!
"Are there any Russian strippers there?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "SpankeeDon" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
DM10 has at least one fan - Singh!
Da Deemer is at it again!!!!!!!
I like the way you walk, you walkin', if you walkin' my way
I'm that red bull, now let's fly away
Let's buy a place, with all kind of space
I let you be the judge, an' an' and I'm the case
I'm Gudda Gudda
I put her under
I see me with her, no Stevie Wonder
She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad
And I got her nigga
I love ya sushi roll, hotter than wasabi
I race for your love
Shake and bake Ricky Bobby
I'm at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby
Girl I gotta watch my back, 'cause I'm not just anybody
I seen em' stand in line, just to get beside her
I let her see the Aston, and let the rest surprise her
That's when we disappear, and you need gps to find her
Oh that was your girl?
I thought I recognized her
Are there any Russian strippers there?
Grab 'em by the P!! MAGA!!!!
"Can you get strippers to pee in the VIP room?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "SpankeeDon" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
Can you get strippers to pee on each other in the VIP room?
Whoa whoa!!! Did Dr Lo just comment on the social media aspects of the strip club business? WHat a genius!!! Has he left stone unturned??
Yes it tlue some time the peopre rike to send message thlough the sociar media. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
"I want to send some dick pics" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! "Big or small?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
Big or small?
Anybody know how I can contact any of these ladies on social media? I want to send some dick pics.
This board has gone to hell!
Da Deem's at it again!!!!! Lets have a live performance at the club!!!
Rap nite; we done took over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The takeover, the break's over nigga
Hey lil' soldier you ain't ready for war
We too strong for why y'all
It's like bringing a knife to a gunfight, pen to a test
Your chest in the line of fire witcha thin-ass vest
You bringing them Boyz II Men, HOW them boys gon' win?
This is grown man shit, get you rolled in the triage
Bitch, your reach ain't long enough, dummy
Your peeps ain't strong enough, fucker
We is the army, better yet the navy
Niggaz'll kidnap your babies, spit at your lady
We bring - knife to fistfight, kill your drama
Uh, we kill you motherfucking ants with a sledgehammer
Don't let me do it to you dummy cause I overdo it
So you won't confuse it with just rap music
"does it have to be a Forbes magazine?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! SpankeeDon Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
Does it have to be a Forbes magazine?
Does anybody know of a stripper who will make me bend over and drop my pants and spank me with a magazine?
I know what you mean. I bet its the same goofballs who destroyed the Showcase board and their doing the same thing here
What the fuck is going on here? I've been away for awhile and just don't understand what the hell you guys are doing.
Any recent ShaWamba sightings?
When will see a performance at the club?
They hate to see the type of shit that we on
The ice on chill, shoe game nasty
The bank roll won't even fold
These niggas jealous
I can see it in their faces, they wanna trade places
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
RAAAP NIIITEEE PHUCKING PUNKS AZZ HOS
Haters coming faster than I ever seen them come before
Racks on racks they say I was a one hit wonder, where I go
To the top where I belong, I m from the corner slanging stones
20 mix tapes in a year, you know the type of shit I'm on
Fly only, that s just the code that I live by
Tell me I can't do it, it won't work, and I m a still try
Try to hold me back and doubted me, they did it several times
You can never underestimate a nigga like my kind
I m a rebel, I m a warrior, and I'll destroy ya
All these dues I paid you go need more than a judge of lawyers
You put my back against the wall, I m a come out standing tall
Drive real fast cars, rags to riches
I can see it in they faces, they wanna trade places
Do any of the dancers let you tickle them during a lap dance?
You'll never replace Da Deemer!!!
Rap niiiitttteeeeee beyotches!!!!!!!!!
"stripper who will make me drop my pants and bend over, then spank me with a Forbes magazine?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I just got it!!!! SpankeeDon Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!!!!
Does anybody know of a stripper who will make me drop my pants and bend over, then spank me with a Forbes magazine?
Did Dr Lo just imply his acknowledgement of the big fan following that our own rap poet has? What a great man Dr Lo is!! The true creative genius!!
Yes it tlue some time the peopre want to lite the lap song rike DM because vely cleative. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
Da Deemer is back!!!! Way to go Deem!!!
Its mad crazy rap nite beeeoootttcccchhh
Don't you know I'm loco?
To da one on da flam
Boy it's tough
I just toss that ham in the fryin' pan
It's done when I come in
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam
Don't make me wrek ya hectic
Automatic got me goin' like Gen'ral Electric
The lights are blinking I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-oh
I got ta' maintain
'Cause a nigga like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
The crazies took over a long time ago, and now some dude spouting out rap lyrics. All I want to read about are the club and the strippers. What a shame.
What the hell has happened to this board?
NO COLLUSION!! MAGA!!
I am just wanting to be write like the dim
Does anybody know if ShaWamba is working this weekend?
Whoa whoa!!! Did Dr Lo just indicate that his book may contain descriptions of various dancing styles? Ubelievable!! This must be a new edition! Is there no limit to the genius of this man?
Yes it tlue some time the peopre not want comment o wlestring on frool in the stlip crub. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow
I am not wanting to be commenting
What? A Singh sighting?
I think I may have spotted our friend Singh in the club the other night. Who else would be wrestling on the floor with one of the lovely ladies in a raucous gropy romp! What a riot!
NO COLLUSION!! MAGA!!!!
Looks like she tickled you!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I just got it!!!!!!! Hohohohohohohohahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she tickled you!
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot, knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doing big business, I live this
It's automatic I win this oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fighting
Plus I'm storming on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breaking me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale competition, I got the whole block wishing
They could run with my division but they gone fishing
With no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
You'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Did I tickle Deez Nutz??? LOLLLL HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I am wanting to be dancing with the storm
Is it true that Stormy Daniels is coming to WW soon?
Have you tickled her during a lap dance?
Deez is ticklish.
Does anybody know if there are any highly ticklish strippers at WW?
I am wanting to be dancing with the shawa
Any ShaWamba fans here?
Always 'bout that paper, boy
If you ain't on your grind
And you flexin', you's a hater, boy
Paper Boi, Paper Boi
Always gettin' paper, boy
If you ain't makin' money
Then you ain't a money maker, boy
Yeah I need a paperclip
You know wat time it is
I'm stackin' up this paper, man
And I could make that paper flip
That paper flip, paper flip
Watch me make this paper flip
Then head to Playas Club
And I bet that paper make her strip
Paper man, paper man
Catch me in the paper, man
Like Wall Street Journal, yeah
'Cause I be gettin' paper, man
Yeah I'm gettin' paper, man
I gotz a question for yous. Was Tarzan a virgin when he met Jane or did he beat gorilla cheeks?
This is incredible! Dr Lo has just made a supportive comment about rap nights in strip clubs! Apparently this subject is addressed in the new edition of his seminal book - what a genius we have in our midst!!
Yes it tlue some time the lap night vely varuabre explession in the stlip crub. It arr exprained in my book Thlee Tlacks In The Snow