Fuego Comments

3.0

5005 Jackson Street

Hyattsville, Maryland 20781

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timmykilla  on  Fuego

posted on 8 August, 2016
Joined 3 years ago
67 comments posted

I loved this place!!! The dancers are absolutely amazing! I when here for my 22nd birthday and have come back multiple times since then. I really want to take my friend. I can't wait to go back for my six visit.

felixnada  on  Fuego

posted on 1 October, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
67 comments posted

The black and latina chica are the best. The chica are very personal. The black chica are excellent dancers. I love this place.

nickstrip  on  Fuego

posted on 7 August, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
65 comments posted

I had the worse strip club experience of my life here . First of all, if you didn't know, you have to pay either $10.00 or $20.00 for parking, depending on where you park if you are unlucky to find parking on the "free" side which is always packed. Then you will have to pay $22.00 at the door. If you go in on a Saturday night, like I did, this place will be packed to the point that you can barely walk around. As you begin walking around to check the place out, you will notice that 99.9% of all the dancers are gettho hoodrats and in my opinion ugly. If you happen to stand around any corner of the club, be ready to be pushed around by the dancers or security cards who will tell you to move all the time. (how nice is it for the staff to push the customers away!) Additionally, if you happen to decide to dance with one of them hoodrats becareful! They tell you "it's $30.00 private dance all nude" You will find out this is NOT TRUE. They will walk to you to the back room and ask you to pay $10.00 for a VIP wrist band. Because you are probably too excited and not thinking, you will agree to pay the 10. Then the dancer will take you to the back room and sit you on a couch. She will start dancing and maybe reveal her nipples for you but NOT take off her top or bottom entirely. This might confuse you as you would expect a total "nude" dance but that's not the case my friend! The stripper will continue to dance and she will NOT tell you when a song starts or stops. She will continue to dance without you having any idea of how many songs have gone by. By the time she opens her mouth to tell you, "let me know when to stop" you probably owe her at least $90.00 (three songs). You will be surprised and say, "why didn't you tell me you were dancing more than one song" she might respond with "the songs go by fast and the security guard keeps tracks of the number of songs that are played, not me" Then at this point you might be upset and tell her to stop. At this point you will have to reach into your wallet pay up or get kicked out by security. Not only will you be $90.00 or more poorer than before, but you will feel ripped off!Unfortunately, this is what happened to me last saturday when I went there for the first time with a guy friend of mine. And I took the time to write this review to help any guy who's looking to have a good time getting a lap dance without having a bad experience. Stay away from this garbage place! Go to another strip club! Save your money don't get ripped off

curtis17  on  Fuego

posted on 17 April, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
109 comments posted

If Costco got into the strip club business, this would be it. Best bang for your buck by far and $50 gets you a lot!Went there for the first time and had no idea it was right next to a Pepsi plant I used to drive by regularly for work. I guess this is one of those places you only know about through word of mouth. I went with a few friends and was given all the warnings - especially how dirty the place is and its bathrooms. I went outside before going in even with the cops parked outside the club. Like others said it is a dim and somewhat dark area - but this is a plus if you really gotta go haha.Inside, this strip club was unlike anything I've ever seen. It is BYOB, no cell phone or lighter policy, and there is basically 1 central dance area. If you are into leather couches with who knows how much bacteria on them, then this is not your place. If you want a stripper walking around every 15 minutes asking if you want something to drink, this is not your place. If you want flashing lights and nice AC, this is not your place. If you want lots of lap dances and full nudity for a very low price, this IS your place.The girls themselves are a mix from busted 2s and 3s to top tier 7s and 8s. The girls are fair in their pricing and don't try to trick you. Some clubs, the girls will dance with you and try to keep going song after song without telling you. They let you know here and that is a good thing.Overall:~$20 cover charge~$10 lap dances-Costco inspired, but Michael C. approved!

Weedman420  on  Fuego

posted on 6 February, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
97 comments posted

It was cool. Me and my boy went and had a pretty decent time. Now it looks as if you will be robbed as far as the area goes but it is pretty well lit. It was 20 bucks to get in and I wasn't feeling that but hey it is what it is. The inside was the usual dim lit, crazy neon light freak show. Girls weren't bad, some kinda jacked but again it is what it is. Overall its a good spot to chill with a friend and hang out.......nothing special.

curtis17  on  Fuego

posted on 20 August, 2014
Joined 4 years ago
109 comments posted

Fucking ridiculous place...Afro American cute bitch, got a dance from her...she fucking asks me after 14 songs do you want another dance...come on...not that I have never been to a strip clubs before...but this ones a fing ripoff!!!!...beware guys,hope it doesn't happen to anyone else.P.S. management was helpful to a certain extent...but beware!!!!!

I've been everywhere man  on Fuego

posted on 18 July, 2014
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Penelope has been here for a long time. I met her at the Wagon Wheel like 15 years ago. She was in WV for a time than to Stagecoach. You will see her there most any night. Lap dances here get your grind on guaranteed.

Big Guy  on Fuego

posted on 1 May, 2014
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Cookie is heavenly. Gorgeous and incredibly sexy. Gotta get back there

ryan123  on  Fuego

posted on 9 September, 2013
Joined 9 years ago
181 comments posted

ZERO Stars!!! This place is ghetto. $30 cab ride from DC. Not worth $2 cab ride.

Penelope  on Fuego

posted on 6 January, 2013
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is at Showcase Theater. Showcase girls are much hotter than Fuego's. Def worth the trip over to Showcase

fuckery12  on  Fuego

posted on 8 August, 2011
Joined 8 years ago
172 comments posted

If you don't mind going to scary dark industrial-esque ambiguous parts of town on the wrong side of the tracks then this could be a really fun place for you and your boys (or girls). Go with a group (to be safe and more fun), drink before you go, and stash some Grey Goose in a 1.5L PLASTIC water bottle to take with you in (You will make back your entry fee with this tip!).There is no other place (or stripclub) that I've been in the world that is like Fuego's or has the look/feel/flavor of Fuego's (I've been here over a dozen times). Almost feels like South America. Sometimes, I feel like I'm in a rap video with the gangsta hoods raining the stage. You'll find mostly latin and brown varieties not too many white or yellow ones if any at all.You can get chair dances on the main floor with some of the girls or couch dances in the VIP area. I've paid the premium to go to the back--the girl that I went with didn't do anything special (even though I spent about 2 bills) except go topless and you can get more hands-on--therefore I don't recommend the back. I imagine YMMV (your mileage may vary) depending on what you negotiate and who you go back with. The back area is logged so the girls have to pay the house for each song.Sometimes, after 2am, a bunch of people, male and female, drop in and it becomes a true after-hours club feel. I've seen more female customers than males once or twice.This club has a lot of security; however, I've seen a bunch of fights break out. Just stay away from the crowd and before you know it, those people will be ejected from the club.That's all I got to say that hasn't been already said.Say hello to BEE (Beatrice) for me.

Fan  on Fuego

posted on 24 July, 2011
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Latina, Does Penelope work there or do you know where she works?

...  on Fuego

posted on 11 June, 2011
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Whats up with all the deleted comments?

which one's Becca?  on Fuego

posted on 28 May, 2011
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Can you describe her?

Becca fan  on Fuego

posted on 20 May, 2011
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Does Becca from Showcase really work here Anybody know when? And who else from Showcase?

K S.  on Fuego

posted on 10 March, 2011
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If I could give this place a 3 and a half stars, I would.Yes, it was kind of a hood establishment. Yes, it was byob. Yes, some of the strippers could have used ummm.... a little tightening up? But did we have a great time overall? Yes!It was our friend's birthday and our first time going to a female strip club. I found it odd that we searched high and low to find a phone number for this place but couldn't find it ANYWHERE. So we went there hoping to get in for 10 dollars, but got there and found out it was 20. WOMP. And then he couldn't tell us a concrete time to get in for 10 dollars, I believe it was 11. But we persuaded the guy to let our birthday friend in for 10, a deal I guess. The crowd was mainly Hispanic men, but there was a mix. So it's byob, plastic bottle and no liquor labels. The place did have a like an umm weird smell. I don't know if all strip clubs are like this, but it was kind of quiet except a few groups of people. I guess I'm moreso reviewing the overall potential fun of the club? Lol. We had to leave early, but the strippers seemed to get better as the night progressed. A group of men kept telling us that after 1am, it gets "poppin," we had to leave so I can't comment on that. The strippers we saw were all Hispanic and Black and I would say the ones we saw toward the end were pretty good on the pole. I would definitely go there again just for something different than the regular party.

latina  on Fuego

posted on 9 March, 2011
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yes I do work here as well as all the old top girls from Showcase. Showcase is done, for the most part. anyone who goes to showcase still must like little nasty girls i guess

Fischer  on Fuego

posted on 5 December, 2010
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Does Latina from showcase work here?

hammerjack  on Fuego

posted on 1 December, 2010
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This place is a trip...never been to any MD clubs before, and I was shocked at how much goes on, if the price is right. It was a total freak show in the private room in the back. Even a waitress, or civilian, or someone, I don't know who she was, got into the act with me and the dancer. It was a Wednesday night...almost empty, but I left with some very happy pants.

kohldude  on Fuego

posted on 1 October, 2010
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Natch on this one. 1 am on a Saturday felt like more mayhem than party. Take the effort to go baltimore. Or at least the Showcase.

Meow W.  on Fuego

posted on 31 July, 2010
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im not a lesbian....i just went with a guy because it was his birthday.we went on Wednesday night:the chicks in here were lame dude....i thought strippers were suppose to be hott??? hmmmm NOT HERE! they had sloppy tummys, stretch marks, they looked like mail order brides that had been imported from the internet! GROSSSS! then there was one chick who had the body of a 12 year old....it almost made me wanna ask how old she was???lastly here is the shocker of the night: apparently random women come to the strip club & work the room by giving lap dances.....BUT THEY ARE NOT STRIPPERS? im like wtf?

Whack  on Fuego

posted on 8 December, 2009
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This club doesnt have any dimes , because of bad manangement and skrewed up hours

carlos- to previous comment  on Fuego

posted on 1 December, 2009
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no i dont think you went to the right club this club has the best around just was there last week n the girls there are top. they show you everything and the lap dances are the best.

bart  on Fuego

posted on 29 November, 2009
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went last friday night , women looked lame they were either too skinny or too fat

Dude  on Fuego

posted on 7 September, 2009
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The club opens around 9 and the cover is $10 before 10pm however the girls dont show up until midnight. Not good for folks who have to get up for work early the next morning. The dancers have to stay until 4am so they dont come in at 9pm which would make for a long night. If this club had a good selection of dancers from 9pm to 11 pm weekdays it would be awesome.

Dino  on Fuego

posted on 1 May, 2009
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Admission is 20 bucks. No liquor, that sucks. The Decor of the club is nice however, the ladies aren't classey enough for it. Short, big belly, wig wearing, ebonic speaking girls whom humuriously amused me and not aroused me. So fellas if you want comedy go here but if you want a good lap dance this is not the place.

Diaz  on Fuego

posted on 25 April, 2009
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Fuego is a ok. Line outside of the club when I came. $20 to get in. Was told you can't bring a camera phone in. Inside looks like a club. One big stage and one small stage. A lot of girls. They didn't seem to hustle lapdances. Girls were about a 7. A variety of girls here. Again, was ok and been to better.

Dex  on Fuego

posted on 18 April, 2009
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Club is excellent , nice selection of dancers Black , Latina and White its $10 cover before 10pm but most of the dancers dont show up until after 11pm. VIP room is cool , but you get interupted after every song by a guy keeping track of songs, very annoying.

Slim  on Fuego

posted on 7 April, 2009
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Are the strippers here mostly Latin?

The Truth  on Fuego

posted on 6 April, 2009
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This spot is like that. Any night is good but Thurs-Sun is the best. Fri and Sat there are like 100 women in the building. The cover is $20 which is a little high, you gotta bring your own drinks. Lap dances are $10 a song. They have a real high pole in the middle of the stage which only a few of ladies actually climb all the way up it. More people should put more comments up here.

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