Crazy Russian Comments

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8209 Pulaski Highway

Rosedale, Maryland 21237

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Cash Flow  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 8, 2013
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Only way this place can stay in business is laundering money for the Russian mob

nightowl  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 8, 2012
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2T.B.: Are you sure they TALK English, not SPEAK? lol I suggest you learn it yourself first...

Still Open  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 16, 2011
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Not sure why the last poster says its closed. Was just their last night. Love this place. Gorgeous women, No drama. Wonderful show on stage with minimal hustle compared to other clubs in the area. Its different and may not be for everyone but still worth a look. Stay for a beer and enjoy the eye candy then move on if its not your cup of tea.

closed  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 4, 2011
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this place is closed

T  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 20, 2010
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With the amount of bad publicity this place gets, you'd think it'd no longer be in business. If the doors are still open, how the hell are they making ends meet?!

laughing  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 15, 2010
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just dropping by to read the cr comments and laugh i used to work at cr but quit and moved on glad to see that everyone hate it as much as i do

T.B  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 4, 2009
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this place gone down go to excape where girls talk english and cheap drinks

dick t  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 20, 2009
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crazy russian women are whores and money grubbers

haven place is better  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 24, 2009
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made the mistake of going in there again over the weekend send to much money girls there dont even know english should have gone to haven place

reply to expensive  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 31, 2009
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i think the problem is they have to many girls per shift now. they have two girls on that little stage at all times.you end up tipping two girls at one time.it turns out to be twice the amount i used to spend.

Expensive  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 29, 2009
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Yes, a couple guys I work with stopped in here recently and said all the girls in the place kept coming up and asking for dollars. I always tip the girls who are dancing or just finished onstage, but they said girls who hadn't even danced were coming up to them. After they told one girl they weren't going to tip until she danced, the bouncer came over and told them if they wanted to stay they had to tip! So they finished their beers and left. Needless to say, they won't be coming back...

Can i get a suck here  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 25, 2009
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Can i get a suck here

bob  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 14, 2009
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if your going to this place be ready to spend 100 bucks a hour

looking for bartend  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 9, 2009
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do not waste your time i have been reading the same craigslist posting i have interviewed with the owner and she clearly stated that they are not hiring bartenders only dancers the lady spent an hour trying to get me into striping

h  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 5, 2009
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dude this place is wack. dem bitches take you for broke. was like 20 females and 7 dudes. you gotta tip em all .next time i just go down the street to exscape and save half my money

Looking for bartending job!  on Crazy Russian

posted on June 29, 2009
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Ive noticed the ads that are always on craigslist that this bar is hiring dancers as well as bartenders.. Are they still looking for a bartender and is there any money to be made here?? Its relatively close to my house, but every time i drive by theres never any cars in the parking lot! Does any one have any feed back about this place?

mail order  on Crazy Russian

posted on June 29, 2009
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they all just want to get married to stay in the u.s. sounds good for an old guy like me, but remember fellows marriage entitles them to half of all. in the past 2 years i have been going there i have had about 6 offfers of marriage. its strange that a young attractive lady would want to marry me. iam 58 and a little over weight, but i guess they are desperate

what  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 6, 2009
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whats the big deal? the only nice person working there is the russian man. did not like the place. do not think anyone else likes the place either, there were twice the number of girls working there then customers in the bar.

New Owners?  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 23, 2009
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Are you sure about that? I stopped by a few times to see if things have changed and it's basically the same group of russian speaking girls with a few locals mixxed in. Valeria has been there each time I topped by as well. You sure there are new owners?

ANY KNOW?  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 24, 2009
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I worked over there when theclub was first opened, and she was a nasty bitch. its all new owners now. what's up with the new ones ?i have not been there in 3yrs. is it still the same girls working? last time i was there it was all foreign girls.

money  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 22, 2009
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i dont see how they can make money. they dont even do lap dances

looking  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 14, 2009
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are dancers making any money here?

DEATH  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 31, 2008
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Whent there on monday night. this place is a grave yerd

Down  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 9, 2008
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The reason its going down hill, dancers are treated like shit there. Who wants to work for someone that talks down to them?

One time patron  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 30, 2008
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This used to be my favorite spot for a cold beer and topless women. It has really gone down hill lately. They seem to be runing the same girls night after night. The attractive ones have left. It is too bad.

Re  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 17, 2008
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Yes, you hit it right on the head. It is a way to lure you into the club so that you can be talked into dancing. Don't give in. There is no money to be made as a dancer in this place. Ask anyone who has recently quit!

nice girl looking for a nice job  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 16, 2008
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hello, iam just so upset because i read on craigs list that the crazy russian was hiring for bartenders the add has been up for weeks now i whent to see about working as a bartender and the the owner malria said that they are only hiring for dancers why would they keep that posting up? its like some cruel way of making you a into stripper

I agree  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 11, 2008
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That lady is a huge B......

too the dood  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 9, 2008
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you got that right , those russian girls are big hustlers. that place is going down anyway. i dropped in last week and was the only customer at 9 oclock.

Ex CR Girl  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 8, 2008
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I can agree with the comment below...that lady is a huge B---- to work for. Strip bars are supposed to fun to work at....

not a regular any more  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 8, 2008
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i do not like this place any more. the same 5 girls are the only girls they have now probably because the woman who owns the place is a bitch. she treats the girls bad. you do not believe me ask someone that used to work for her. i bought a girl a drink that cost 15 bucks. this is definitely a hustle bar. maybe they do not do lap dances but they do hustle you for drinks. they probably do not even make money off the drinks.

Dude  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 3, 2008
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How can Russian girls "hustle" you if there are no laps/private dances to hustle you for. What are they going to hustle you for? Dollars? Lol.

The Dood  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 25, 2008
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OK place, no laps, no privates, no action. You must tip every dancer every time, and girls drinks cost big $. Still, its clean, young girls, and....different. Watch your money though, Russian girls know how to hustle!

to Hey Jimmy  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 7, 2008
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I've been to the Haven and it sucked. A bunch of drug filth girls and much of the same customer types as I would think you are that type since you like it. Yes some women there are good looking but are far from clean. That is ok if that is what you like. I do not, so the best to you. Enjoy the Haven. I like this place and the best girls around.

Hey Jimmy  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 18, 2008
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That is funny because I think this bar sucks I would rather be at the Haven now they have some hot women

Jim  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 4, 2008
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Still the cleanest and the best looking girls in the Baltimore area. Had a blast this weekend and will be back. I do not like dirty girls and the bullshit that is a constant at the other clubs. Thanks for a good time. See you all soon.

Open?  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 28, 2008
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Are they open or closed? Went by yesterday and there were no cars on lot.

Elizabeth  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 25, 2007
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She was dancing buck naked at The Haven last night.

to curious dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 24, 2007
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no the girls do not really make money here. If you want to waste time on the "art" of being a stripper while also being broke, this is the club for you. the owner will tell you to be happy with 10 dollars cash an hour.

Curious Dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 20, 2007
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Is this a busy club? Do the girls make good money here? Are the dancers decent to get along with? Do you have a DJ or jukebox? Is this a good club in Baltimore for a goth glam Burlesque style stripper to work at? If not, where is the best club in Baltimore for a goth chic to make money?

re: ashley  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 31, 2007
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ive seen her working at fantasies lately. she looks great.

Izzy  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 6, 2007
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Any new girls working there??

ashely??????  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 25, 2007
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what about ashely, does anyone know what happened to her? i have been going to see her but no luck. every time i ask one of the dancers about her, they tell me that they do not know.

Elizabeth  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 14, 2007
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Does anyone know what happened to elizabeth?

Bobby  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 3, 2007
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Bring back the JK's girls Stacy, Trish, Peaches and the rest

Mad  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 2, 2007
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I have to say that owner is a fucking bitch...She has no respect for her customers....I think she must have a baseball stuck up her ass or something... Most of the girls are good but some have the worst fucking attitudes...

Old timer  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 25, 2007
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Katya still there? Shes a sweetheart!

they chill  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 20, 2007
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they'll chill if you pay them enough.

Mike Tyson  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 17, 2007
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Yo, I usually go to irving's in PG. Are the shorty's here tight ? Plus do they like to chill after the joint closes? Let me know. so I can come chill. Hit me up..

about Elizabeth  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 15, 2007
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Does anyone know where Elizabeth is working?

TO: BORING  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 11, 2007
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You are exactly the kind of person they dont want hanging around. you obviously have no creativity or imagination. you just want t and a. you belong in rosedale, and at the other strip clubs, so do the rest of us a favor and stay there. p.s iam sure you fat wife could never look as good as these beautys in anything they wear.

BORING...  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 26, 2007
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my god, they should pass out pillows and no-doz to all that enter...if i want a fashion show i'll ask my wife !!!!!!!!!

valreria  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 2, 2006
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does the owner valeria ever get on stage and dance? she's pretty hot, bet she's put on a good show.

WHAT  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 1, 2006
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Whats up with this place i have never been here is it differnt from the rest

Web site  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 30, 2006
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I think it's about time for new pics on the web site, they are over 2 yrs old

And  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 18, 2006
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Corn bread muffins are good too.

YUMMY  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 12, 2006
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Blueberry muffins are the best...

Blue  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 27, 2006
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I love blueberry muffins.

i love it here!  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 6, 2006
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i was in for the first time on monday and i just wanted to say that i have never seen so may beautiful women. i loved the brunnete the most with kinda wavy hair she was so sexy and danced like i wasx the only guy in the place. this place is great and i must say these girls are some grade A peices you know? i am definitly bringing my boys here. --------------------------- does anyone know that brunnetesd name?

happy  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 31, 2006
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I got ablow job from Inna and was awsome. she is real good. i was happy

Yana  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 27, 2006
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look good from the neck down

Defective Reflective  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 26, 2006
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Have you seen yourself lately?

RE: Crazy  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 21, 2006
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Those who say things of that nature are the ones who should be watched. The Crazy Russian has soooo much more class than most of the clubs in Baltimore. It is nice the go and see ladies dance that are putting on a show and not tripping on drugs. Look in the mirror and remember your dark secrets before you make crazy comments.

Tasha  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 19, 2006
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Find Tahsa at the Haven.

brother  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 19, 2006
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hey tasha i dont know if you still work here or not. but if you do then i hope all is going well. i guess i should call moe then i do but my life is in a worl spin and im sure yours is pretty bisy to .... but away just wanted to say hey ... your big brother

Crazy  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 10, 2006
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Valeria should be deported or locked up in a nut ward....she definately needs to be on the FBI's terrorist watch list cause she's out of her mind!!!!!

Dobre Den  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 18, 2006
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It is too bad these sweet foreign girls don't know just how good they could have it at other strip clubs. Someone will argue with me, but there are still nice places to work where they will make more money and not be violated.

employees  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 18, 2006
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yes clearly that was an employee, sounds just like the lines the owner feeds the dancers....we are teasing...we are doing art. Ha! you are still taking you clothes off for money (and not much of it) on route 40. Very classy!

Great Employee  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 16, 2006
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Thanks to the employee who wrote that.

great place & time  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 16, 2006
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this bar is great! the girls are amazingly sexy and know how to dance. the way they and tease is incredible and they are all very fun to talk to also. this is definitly not one of those trash clubs of baltimore. the girls are way to nice for those dumps! they could probably make alittle more there but they are fine where they are at. definitly the nicest pastu club in the county. always end up there for a few hours every time. thanks for the great times!

Noone Special  on Crazy Russian

posted on June 29, 2006
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This club has an idea of what strip clubs used to be. Not all about getting naked right away. The art of tease is something guys like too. In B'more though a lot of the young girls just think we want to see t&a right away. Well we do, but teasing is fun too and you can get guys to pay a lot of cash that way too.

Go  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 23, 2006
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You would be perfect for this place. The nut-job owner would just love you and your outfit. Be careful, she may want to try it on.

Yana  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 23, 2006
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Is the Crazy Russian hiring dancers?

Doesn't Matter  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 17, 2006
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This place has lost so many customers that it doesn't matter if one guy drops big money. And, the russian girls don't know any better. That's why she likes the Russian dancers so much. If they mame a hundred that is alot of money to them. She is exploiting her own people.

to regular  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 15, 2006
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Well then why dont' you start spending more? We all know these poor girls get naked for less than 100 dollars sometimes.

Regular  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 14, 2006
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I don't care what anyone says, this place is cool. Its different and thats what the regular customers come back for. If you want the sleaze and BS, yes there are a lot of places in Baltimore to go. I prefer friendly, intersting, exotic showgirls for my money.

Cracked  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 11, 2006
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She is a total head case, but her husband is great!

deanna?  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 11, 2006
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She is no longer dancing. Ps. the owner really is a nutjob, but good thing for the customers...she's so hurting for customers she'll take them over her dancers, who she sees as expendable.

Anyone  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 11, 2006
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Anyone seen Deana or know where she went to way back?

Revlon  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 6, 2006
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She tried to "fix" my make-up too. But, I wouldn't let her touch it. I prefer not to look like a clown.

Used to work here  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 6, 2006
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Yes the owner, Valaria is a nutjob. I had a customer screaming at me one night and she was going to make me leave, not him. She would try to fix my makeup, and I have a little junk in the trunk (Im Italian) she would tell me im 'too fat' to wear certain outfits. Forget wearing a bikini in this place she said it looks "like 'bathingsuit' " Well guess what lady, it's because it is! Your bar will never make as much money as the other bars because you don't know how to run a club in Baltimore County! Guys want to see T & A, not a silly costume and showtunes! Get a clue and get off your high horse, or go back to Russia beotch!

Anyone Remember  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 30, 2006
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Does anyone know what happened to Deanna from last year? Tall, long hair, very sweet?

The owner  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 18, 2006
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Owners can set standards without being a total bitch about it. That woman is a nightmare. I've never worked for her, but I know a few girls who have. American girls who weigh more than 90lbs and all girls who have danced before are unwelcome in her employment. No matter, you only make $100 per night anyway. Dancers who work there now told me so. She should really have opened an art house, not a strip club.

Marty  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 15, 2006
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Inna is hot! Inna's dancing is immaculate. Mixed with innocence and a touch of sexual maturity, her look is definitely in. Her dark hair accentuates the personality being presented. I really enjoy her performances, most classy. Visit the Crazy Russian for a different reason, which is entertainment with a difference. As far as all the negativity towards the owner...well, most strippers don't like to be told what to do, the owner enforces discipline and it shows positively on stage.

Flush it!  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 30, 2006
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It is just another one of those stupid skits. Do some good skits or son't do them at all.

Toilet?  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 28, 2006
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Whats the deal with the toliet mentioned below? Details!!!!

to "owner"  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 28, 2006
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Don't sweat it, there isn't any money to be made here. Even if you'd get hired, trust me, you don't want to work here. Why don't you try the millstream or excape instead?

Comedy show  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 26, 2006
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This place is more of a comedy show that made me shake my head and laugh both times i came in. Strip clubs are about sexy women, good music and beer. All they have here is the beer.

what a joke  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 26, 2006
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you have got to be kidding me. why, i ask why, would anyone come here when you have so many other options now in the baltimore area. dont waste your time.

Forget it  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 22, 2006
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You can forget it if you don't want to do all of her goofy sh*t on stage and with costumes. I can appreciate a good skit on stage. When you look like an idiot, it's just not sexy.

owner  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 22, 2006
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the lady that owns the place HATES american girls and escpecially the ones who have danced before in other clubs. it's just not fair. not all girls who have danced are alcoholics, druggies or toublemakers. these girls ( like myself) just want to work in a normal club without having to go nude and to hustle drinks and nasty crotch grinds!

Egor  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 9, 2006
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Stop in the other day, to bad you are not another mile up the road past I-95 than you would be able to go nude would help the Crazy Russian out alot because you half to compete with the Gold Club and the Haven Place, oh by the way That GYPSIE LADY THAT OWNS THIS PLACE IS A DISH. I saw the tolet act the other day I think a bathtub would be more classey.

to girls  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 28, 2006
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HOw is taking your clothes off for money any worse than watching someone take their clothes off for money?

Hey Idiot  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 27, 2006
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If you scroll down, you will be able to answer your own question.

stick  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 25, 2006
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does this place offer lapdances and private dances? how much?

Girls  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 20, 2006
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Close, but not quite. It has nothing to do with that since a number of them have worked there and lap dance clubs. Who can take their clothes off for such little money (or large amounts) and still respect themselves.

the owner  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 17, 2006
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The owner of this club hates strippers and only wants to hire innocent girls who have never danced before. Girls who have never danced don't know how much money they can be making elsewhere.

Watch Closely  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 15, 2006
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And you will see just how many American girls are too smart to work here. The Ukrainian and Russian girls are afraid to work elsewhere. Any American girl with half a spine quits here not long after being hired. She has lost many of her best dancers because of her attitude toward the dancers.

owner  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 15, 2006
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how does this place stay open with such a cruel and mean owner who doesn't know how to treat her dancers ( meaning the american ones) ?

Bartender Darla  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 10, 2006
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Yes, she's still bartending here. She's doing fine. They just had a birthday party for her not too long ago.

Deanna  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 6, 2006
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What ever happened to Deanna?

Adrienne  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 1, 2006
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Hey! No, I stopped dancing a long time ago..went back to college and got thick! I would never work at the Russian even if I was dancing..that owner is a weirdo and the whole joint is just strange! I'm gonna stop down the Haven real soon and see ya'll! Take care girl! Miss everyone like crazy! Oh, do you ever see Big Ron anymore? I want to find him. *Michelle*

Adrianna  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 31, 2006
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Hey Michelle how are ya doing it is good to hear from ya are you working at the Russian joint if you are what nights are you working and I will come down and see ya, You half to come down the Haven on Friaday nights to see me or one of my other nights I work, ya the ole man is doing fine looks like Rall Pooting the mad Russain.

nutty older woman  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 29, 2006
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who ever that is must be around my age or older oh well some people age better than others just like some peoples asses look like BFI dumpster and there faces look rail road tracks down at Union Train Place down in Washington DC. and yes I am nutty so keep that in mind.

just wondering  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 28, 2006
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anyone know if darlla (barmaid) still works there, and if so, how is she doing?

NO  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 27, 2006
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No, it's a different nutty woman.

Nut  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 27, 2006
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Is that the same nutty older woman that danced on Northpoint?

Adrianne  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 27, 2006
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Hey girl! I just found this website...it's hilarious! So good to hear ya'll still kickin it! I'm going to stop down and see you real soon. How's the old man? *Michelle (crazy blonde from ol' Jk's)

Adrianna  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 26, 2006
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the bar tender ya tha't me at the Haven every weekend I dance every now and than too and crazy Kelly she rocks at least she can dye her bird or taco what ever you want to call it green on ST.Pattys day and not get yelled at because it is a nuddy bar, Ha Ha. I love it if you want to have a good time and lafe come down and see Kelly.

yeah  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 26, 2006
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also denise, karen, michelle, hula lisa, barbie, patty and the rest of the old crew

old customer  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 25, 2006
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If we can't bring back JK's can we atleast bring back Stacey and Trish

kelly  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 24, 2006
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is it blonde kellie twigg? long straight hair and out of her mind?

Shotglassguy  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 24, 2006
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if you want to see some of the JKs girls go down to the Haven Place there is a couple of them who work down there know and been there for awhile, I know one of the bartenders there of what I here use to to work at JKs and I here she is something else I think she dances to great bod. and there is one they call crazy Kim or Kelly she puts on a show put it this way you will keep ordering more beer very entertaing.

oh yeah?  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 4, 2006
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I'm sure you know exactly which of the former girls have posted on this board, there have been a lot. None of whom are filthy nast ho's just becasue they don't work at cr anymore.,

Stalin  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 3, 2006
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All you that think them girls look like men... you must be fags and like it in the back door.. they are beautiful and clean unlike the stank nasty crack ho's you probably like... get a life.. or go home to your wife and stop rating Strip clubs... who the hell made any of you experts on what a good striper is... let them do what they want..and if The CR wants to run a classer joint dont freak out cause you are stuck being a HO!!!! You know who you are you filthy nasty HO!! yea you.. you used to work there but now you are a simple nasty HO.that has nothing better to do then try to talk crap about a decent bar.

Trannys  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 2, 2006
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Russian women look like transvestites

Why the haters?  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 1, 2006
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Been here a few times and it's a fun place. Not your typical American strip club like all the others in the area. A bit more Europeon burlesque(sp) feel to it. Owner is always nice. Anastasia and Inna are gorgeous Russians. Definately hotter than many of the American dancers in the area. Club doesn't appeal to everyone but defiinately doesn't deserve the hating that goes on at this board. Don't like it, go down the street.

Dump  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 30, 2005
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Yeah, this dump goes all out for it's customers....the commercial says "We feed you all the pretzels you can eat"..Wow, high class baby! The owner is a fruitcake that is so ugly, she had to be a man before, and all that tacky poetry on the website sounds like it was written by a retard! Russian girls are hideous and look like men.

change the name  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 29, 2005
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maybe they should change the name to shitty russian, cause this club is real shitty.

there are two nastya  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 21, 2005
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's I believe the one I'm talking about goes by anastasia now...she has short blond hair and is rumored to be working somewhere else. Anyone know where?

Nastya  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 18, 2005
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If you check the web site you will see that she has long black hair and not short blond...do your homework before you show your stupidity

maybe  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 17, 2005
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That's what she tells valeria but another customer saw her at another bar in the area. How many russian girls with short blond hair named nastya that have worked at the crazy russian can there possibly be?

re.  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 16, 2005
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she only works here at crazzy russian

nastya  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 11, 2005
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Heard nastya was working another club on pulaski highway as well as crazy russian. Anyone know which one?

Bossed around?  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 15, 2005
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That is an understatement. Dictator is the right word. The money is ok on weekend nights, but they are reserved for her precious russian girls. Forget getting enough shifts, especially good ones. The upside of this bar: no cattiness and customers are kept under control.

the girls here  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 15, 2005
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do not make money, maybe 120-170 a shift (less on a dayshift, maybe like 50-120). The owner is also quite rude, so be prepared for some abuse if you go in to audition and she doesn't like you. Also be prepared to be bossed around if you are hired.

wow  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 11, 2005
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there sure are some gorgeous girls on the website. are they from russia? girls from balt ( especially from that area) DO NOT look like that! is the club doing any hiring and do the girls make fairly decent $ ?

???  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 10, 2005
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I wanted to check out this bar, maybe work here is the money good? Does it get busy here?

Shotglassguy  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 17, 2005
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The russian woman got rid of most of the ole JKs girls because they were fat and out of shape and drunk;s, and the managers there where drunks to and ran the pretty girls out they where jealios old bats, only the pretty one's got jobs else where.

pamela  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 12, 2005
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i will be working this friday. it is our grand reopening. the whole club is new inside and we have spinning poles. it's really cool. hope you can make it.

lucy  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 11, 2005
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I'll come by and see you at NS. When do you work?

pamela  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 11, 2005
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hey lucy!! i am at night shift now. we need to go out sometime soon since my man loves when i get drunk with you!! ha ha. (wish i could post my #.) tell andy hello

lucy  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 9, 2005
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Pamela!! where did you go? I miss you!

pamela(formerdancer)  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 4, 2005
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i still like coming to this place. i hope it doesn't close down anytime soon. i love darla and the owner too. by the way, hey to lucy if you read this.

closed?  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 17, 2005
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Is this place closed yet?

Edy  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 28, 2005
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Works at millstream a few days a week, try their website for her schedule.

Lucy (former dancer)  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 8, 2005
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Hi folks, I just wanted to add my two cents. It's going to take a few posts because of the lenght. As for all the comments that were posted on the website, the entire board was deleted because the website will be changing hands. The board will probably be taken off the site for good. Edie and Deanna are still at the Russian. They will not be closing down soon. Please do not spread that rumor.

Sweet and Smooth...  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 2, 2005
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Where is that sexy little Edy? I waste time in here waiting to spot her. Every time I come in she is not there. The rest don't compare to her sexy, muscular frame!

this place is...  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 2, 2005
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awful! The few times I have been in there, I see the same few Russian girls, who barely speak english, a few of whom are not very attractive and seem to be dancing impaired. I think I am going to start going to clubs where I can at least find women that speak english well!

Yeah...  on Crazy Russian

posted on January 1, 2005
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So was the new years eve party.

Homer  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 31, 2004
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This place is kind of blah.

gcowboy  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 28, 2004
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nice layed back neighborhood place. deanna great.

Yes  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 24, 2004
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Yes, I think so........

closing?  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 20, 2004
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Everytime I drive by this club there are maybe 5 cars in the parking lot, a few of which belong to dancers I'm sure. I heard this place was closing down soon, is that true?

Club Gender?  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 16, 2004
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Does this club feature trans-genders/ vestites? If they are male dancers dressed as women, they are attractive anyway. What's the cover fee?.

Like this place  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 13, 2004
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The owner is always nice and friendly to me and I only visit every once in a while. Edie still works there a day ro two a week. Anastasia is hot. The different music is a nice change a pace from the same old rock and hip hop they play at every other club. I like it but its definately different and not for everyone. I like the fact that it doesn't feel like I'm surrounded by trailer trash, drug users and drug dealers like at a lot of the other clubs.

dancers  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 13, 2004
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keep leaving because of the owner.

this place sucks  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 12, 2004
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This is is WORST bar in balyimore it doesnt even deserve to be called a strip bar this place Sucks dont waste your time, especially the crazy russian owner who thinks she is someone and her loser husband

To post below  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 12, 2004
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I also posted a comment that was deleted. There was nothing offensive about it, but it was taken off within hours of being posted. I have seen some of the girls you asked about. You may want to check out Northpoint Blvd. for Tanya, Dana and Jessica. I don't know if they are still there, but I have spotted them there on occasion. The rest I have not seen around in a while. There was a good crop of women there for a while...why do they keep leaving?

customer  on Crazy Russian

posted on December 11, 2004
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Well, I added a comment to the message board on the crazy russian website about good dancers no longer working, but it was deleted, so I guess I'll post here. Most of the good dancers that I came to this club to see are gone! Tanya, dana, jennifer, jessica, alex, lucy, and I haven't seen edy in a long time either. it possible the owner of this club doesn't want her customers to know exaclty which dancers no longer work there? P.S. The only reason to come to this club is if you want to see crappy dancers who don't speak english, or deal with a bitchy and condescending owner.

teeth  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 22, 2004
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the only reason to come to the russian is to see the barmaid. i think her name is darla? i never seen a club ran so poorly!!! hey valeria why don't you let all your good girls go so you can get what you want everyone watching you tring to act young again!!! try another hat on. one that covers you so we do not have to see you making a fool of yourself.

cowboy  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 22, 2004
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does deanna still work there? When is she scheduled?

one of the many  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 22, 2004
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ex-dancers....Valeria, you don't have a clue how to run a strip club. Why do you think we all leave your establishment? Go with what you're familiar with...pizza parlors. I have to agree with the previous post, act like a respectable owner, not only on your website but in person.

chris  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 22, 2004
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the quality of the photography on the website is fine, it's the subject matter that's disapointing. (Most of it.) I'm glad you posted them though, it saved me what would have been a wasted trip to your club. P.S. Act your age Valeria... you look ridiculous!

Former JKs patron  on Crazy Russian

posted on November 10, 2004
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Tasha was there Wednesday night. She is HOT! Tight abs and beautiful eyes.

PHILLIP-BELAIR  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 29, 2004
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Thought id check it out...okay place, big enough screen tv, cheap beers, nice girls. bree has a tight bod, will stop back by with the fellas. any one knows when that chocolate bombshell works again?

wondering  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 27, 2004
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is Chip still there, , if so when does she dance?

dana and tasha  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 27, 2004
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Dana is at gail's, tasha is still at the crazy russian.

seriously  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 24, 2004
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this place sucks this place sucks this place sucks this place sucks

Rainman  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 13, 2004
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Does Tasha still dance here? Damn, that girl has a nice a$$.

curious  on Crazy Russian

posted on October 1, 2004
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i love visiting this club from time to time. nice kicked back place. there used to be a dancer there, pamela. does any one know what happened to her??? or where she is?? she was so sexy and her eyes would capture me. be in there soon.

RE Dana  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 30, 2004
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Dana dances during the day and Sunday nights at Dreamers.

Dana  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 23, 2004
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Dana was a cool chick. I used to come in just to see her. From my understanding, she had a few personal issues. She also had somewhat of a falling out with the owner. If you se her dancing in another club, please post it here. I would love to see her.

curious  on Crazy Russian

posted on September 23, 2004
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where is dana? her dancing was awesome and I haven't seen in the crazy russian in awhile.

Annie/Missy  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 16, 2004
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I don't know where she went, sorry.

Annie/Missy Fan  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 15, 2004
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Do you know where she went?

Missy  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 11, 2004
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has not been here for months

Annie Fan  on Crazy Russian

posted on August 3, 2004
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Is Annie/Missy working here still?

anonymous  on Crazy Russian

posted on July 29, 2004
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Chip is back, her first day back was wednesday!

Annie..  on Crazy Russian

posted on June 8, 2004
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Is Annie still there??

to curious  on Crazy Russian

posted on June 1, 2004
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The Crazy Russian is ALWAYS looking for friendly, energetic dancers. Please stop by to set up an audition. Shifts are 3-8 and 8-2. Days and shifts are flexible. Talk to Valeria, the owner.

curious  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 26, 2004
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are you hiring? if so, what scheduled days/shifts are required? thanks!

to blingbling  on Crazy Russian

posted on May 1, 2004
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missy hurt her back and is taking a break for a little while. she'll be back in a few weeks.

blingbling  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 30, 2004
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is missy still working here? thx!

To CuriousGeorge  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 27, 2004
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Which Jessica are you talking about? Red or blonde?

curiousgeorge  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 20, 2004
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What happened to Jessica?

brianas coming  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 19, 2004
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Briana Banks only at the Ritz- end of this month!

From CR dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 6, 2004
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Yes, the money is pretty good here. We have a lot of regulars plus new people checking the place out on a daily basis. People tend to tip pretty well b/c there's no cover charge and the drinks are pretty cheap all week. We also don't have to tip out, except for the bouncer. It's a very different kind of place. We're very into putting on a show (ie: costumes, props, makeup, etc.), rather than just "stripping." Please stop by and audition!

To a Dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 6, 2004
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do the girls make good money here? I saw CR and it looked small?

To out of towner:  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 5, 2004
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The Crazy Russian is open Monday and Tuesday, 7-2, Wed-Sat, 3-2. Beer is $2 until 8 all week, then $3 or $4 after. Mixed drinks are $5. Please stop by and visit us!

Hey CR Dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 3, 2004
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CR Dancer I say bless your sweet heart. Whats the difference between a bare nipple and a glittery one? That is so precious. Oh please never lose your naivete and your innocence. You made my day!

dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on April 1, 2004
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is CR open during the day? what is the money like here? i'm from out of town.

CR Dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 31, 2004
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We do get topless; we just have pasties on. Really, what is the difference between a bare nipple and a glittery one?

Rooster  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 30, 2004
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No lap dances. They might dance at your table, but they do not get nude, or even topless. Still, its a fun place.

Prospective Customer  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 29, 2004
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Do they do lap dances here?

CR  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 14, 2004
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Please visit our upgraded website, complete with all the new, beautiful faces that are gracing the club these days!

To dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 13, 2004
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To answer your question Dancer, yes the money here is good, it is all in US currency. Its called the Crazy Russian, but dont think that they are crazy enough to convert to Russian currency!

dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 13, 2004
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How is the money here?

star?  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 12, 2004
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does star still work here?

RU IZZY???  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 7, 2004
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This place is very unique. Unique with its moniker, its design, its funny 'tude. Its one of a kind, and that aint half bad! I shall return and inquir about VIP treatment, or even if such a thing exists. No wonder Communists lost out! I'd "Putin" time here any day. Alexander Solzineitzan!

Doc  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 4, 2004
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It's REALLY nice here.

dancer  on Crazy Russian

posted on March 2, 2004
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Is this club hiring dancers? And if so, what is the money like , etc...? Thanks

Open?  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 25, 2004
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Drove by on Monday at about 4pm. the place was closed.

to who knows  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 20, 2004
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does anyone know if tanya is still there?

Broderick  on Crazy Russian

posted on February 12, 2004
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I was in there on Tuesday. An absolutely gorgeous Russian girl came in and sat there for hours visiting with Valeria. If that girl started dancing there she would be a super star!