Only way this place can stay in business is laundering money for the Russian mob
2T.B.: Are you sure they TALK English, not SPEAK? lol I suggest you learn it yourself first...
Not sure why the last poster says its closed. Was just their last night. Love this place. Gorgeous women, No drama. Wonderful show on stage with minimal hustle compared to other clubs in the area. Its different and may not be for everyone but still worth a look. Stay for a beer and enjoy the eye candy then move on if its not your cup of tea.
this place is closed
With the amount of bad publicity this place gets, you'd think it'd no longer be in business. If the doors are still open, how the hell are they making ends meet?!
just dropping by to read the cr comments and laugh i used to work at cr but quit and moved on glad to see that everyone hate it as much as i do
this place gone down go to excape where girls talk english and cheap drinks
crazy russian women are whores and money grubbers
made the mistake of going in there again over the weekend send to much money girls there dont even know english should have gone to haven place
i think the problem is they have to many girls per shift now. they have two girls on that little stage at all times.you end up tipping two girls at one time.it turns out to be twice the amount i used to spend.
Yes, a couple guys I work with stopped in here recently and said all the girls in the place kept coming up and asking for dollars. I always tip the girls who are dancing or just finished onstage, but they said girls who hadn't even danced were coming up to them. After they told one girl they weren't going to tip until she danced, the bouncer came over and told them if they wanted to stay they had to tip! So they finished their beers and left. Needless to say, they won't be coming back...
Can i get a suck here
if your going to this place be ready to spend 100 bucks a hour
do not waste your time i have been reading the same craigslist posting i have interviewed with the owner and she clearly stated that they are not hiring bartenders only dancers the lady spent an hour trying to get me into striping
dude this place is wack. dem bitches take you for broke. was like 20 females and 7 dudes. you gotta tip em all .next time i just go down the street to exscape and save half my money
Ive noticed the ads that are always on craigslist that this bar is hiring dancers as well as bartenders.. Are they still looking for a bartender and is there any money to be made here?? Its relatively close to my house, but every time i drive by theres never any cars in the parking lot! Does any one have any feed back about this place?
they all just want to get married to stay in the u.s. sounds good for an old guy like me, but remember fellows marriage entitles them to half of all. in the past 2 years i have been going there i have had about 6 offfers of marriage. its strange that a young attractive lady would want to marry me. iam 58 and a little over weight, but i guess they are desperate
whats the big deal? the only nice person working there is the russian man. did not like the place. do not think anyone else likes the place either, there were twice the number of girls working there then customers in the bar.
Are you sure about that? I stopped by a few times to see if things have changed and it's basically the same group of russian speaking girls with a few locals mixxed in. Valeria has been there each time I topped by as well. You sure there are new owners?
I worked over there when theclub was first opened, and she was a nasty bitch. its all new owners now. what's up with the new ones ?i have not been there in 3yrs. is it still the same girls working? last time i was there it was all foreign girls.
i dont see how they can make money. they dont even do lap dances
are dancers making any money here?
Whent there on monday night. this place is a grave yerd
The reason its going down hill, dancers are treated like shit there. Who wants to work for someone that talks down to them?
This used to be my favorite spot for a cold beer and topless women. It has really gone down hill lately. They seem to be runing the same girls night after night. The attractive ones have left. It is too bad.
Yes, you hit it right on the head. It is a way to lure you into the club so that you can be talked into dancing. Don't give in. There is no money to be made as a dancer in this place. Ask anyone who has recently quit!
hello, iam just so upset because i read on craigs list that the crazy russian was hiring for bartenders the add has been up for weeks now i whent to see about working as a bartender and the the owner malria said that they are only hiring for dancers why would they keep that posting up? its like some cruel way of making you a into stripper
That lady is a huge B......
you got that right , those russian girls are big hustlers. that place is going down anyway. i dropped in last week and was the only customer at 9 oclock.
I can agree with the comment below...that lady is a huge B---- to work for. Strip bars are supposed to fun to work at....
i do not like this place any more. the same 5 girls are the only girls they have now probably because the woman who owns the place is a bitch. she treats the girls bad. you do not believe me ask someone that used to work for her. i bought a girl a drink that cost 15 bucks. this is definitely a hustle bar. maybe they do not do lap dances but they do hustle you for drinks. they probably do not even make money off the drinks.
How can Russian girls "hustle" you if there are no laps/private dances to hustle you for. What are they going to hustle you for? Dollars? Lol.
OK place, no laps, no privates, no action. You must tip every dancer every time, and girls drinks cost big $. Still, its clean, young girls, and....different. Watch your money though, Russian girls know how to hustle!
I've been to the Haven and it sucked. A bunch of drug filth girls and much of the same customer types as I would think you are that type since you like it. Yes some women there are good looking but are far from clean. That is ok if that is what you like. I do not, so the best to you. Enjoy the Haven. I like this place and the best girls around.
That is funny because I think this bar sucks I would rather be at the Haven now they have some hot women
Still the cleanest and the best looking girls in the Baltimore area. Had a blast this weekend and will be back. I do not like dirty girls and the bullshit that is a constant at the other clubs. Thanks for a good time. See you all soon.
Are they open or closed? Went by yesterday and there were no cars on lot.
She was dancing buck naked at The Haven last night.
no the girls do not really make money here. If you want to waste time on the "art" of being a stripper while also being broke, this is the club for you. the owner will tell you to be happy with 10 dollars cash an hour.
Is this a busy club? Do the girls make good money here? Are the dancers decent to get along with? Do you have a DJ or jukebox? Is this a good club in Baltimore for a goth glam Burlesque style stripper to work at? If not, where is the best club in Baltimore for a goth chic to make money?
ive seen her working at fantasies lately. she looks great.
Any new girls working there??
what about ashely, does anyone know what happened to her? i have been going to see her but no luck. every time i ask one of the dancers about her, they tell me that they do not know.
Does anyone know what happened to elizabeth?
Bring back the JK's girls Stacy, Trish, Peaches and the rest
I have to say that owner is a fucking bitch...She has no respect for her customers....I think she must have a baseball stuck up her ass or something... Most of the girls are good but some have the worst fucking attitudes...
Katya still there? Shes a sweetheart!
they'll chill if you pay them enough.
Yo, I usually go to irving's in PG. Are the shorty's here tight ? Plus do they like to chill after the joint closes? Let me know. so I can come chill. Hit me up..
Does anyone know where Elizabeth is working?
You are exactly the kind of person they dont want hanging around. you obviously have no creativity or imagination. you just want t and a. you belong in rosedale, and at the other strip clubs, so do the rest of us a favor and stay there. p.s iam sure you fat wife could never look as good as these beautys in anything they wear.
my god, they should pass out pillows and no-doz to all that enter...if i want a fashion show i'll ask my wife !!!!!!!!!
does the owner valeria ever get on stage and dance? she's pretty hot, bet she's put on a good show.
Whats up with this place i have never been here is it differnt from the rest
I think it's about time for new pics on the web site, they are over 2 yrs old
Corn bread muffins are good too.
Blueberry muffins are the best...
I love blueberry muffins.
i was in for the first time on monday and i just wanted to say that i have never seen so may beautiful women. i loved the brunnete the most with kinda wavy hair she was so sexy and danced like i wasx the only guy in the place. this place is great and i must say these girls are some grade A peices you know? i am definitly bringing my boys here. --------------------------- does anyone know that brunnetesd name?
I got ablow job from Inna and was awsome. she is real good. i was happy
look good from the neck down
Have you seen yourself lately?
Those who say things of that nature are the ones who should be watched. The Crazy Russian has soooo much more class than most of the clubs in Baltimore. It is nice the go and see ladies dance that are putting on a show and not tripping on drugs. Look in the mirror and remember your dark secrets before you make crazy comments.
Find Tahsa at the Haven.
hey tasha i dont know if you still work here or not. but if you do then i hope all is going well. i guess i should call moe then i do but my life is in a worl spin and im sure yours is pretty bisy to .... but away just wanted to say hey ... your big brother
Valeria should be deported or locked up in a nut ward....she definately needs to be on the FBI's terrorist watch list cause she's out of her mind!!!!!
It is too bad these sweet foreign girls don't know just how good they could have it at other strip clubs. Someone will argue with me, but there are still nice places to work where they will make more money and not be violated.
yes clearly that was an employee, sounds just like the lines the owner feeds the dancers....we are teasing...we are doing art. Ha! you are still taking you clothes off for money (and not much of it) on route 40. Very classy!
Thanks to the employee who wrote that.
this bar is great! the girls are amazingly sexy and know how to dance. the way they and tease is incredible and they are all very fun to talk to also. this is definitly not one of those trash clubs of baltimore. the girls are way to nice for those dumps! they could probably make alittle more there but they are fine where they are at. definitly the nicest pastu club in the county. always end up there for a few hours every time. thanks for the great times!
This club has an idea of what strip clubs used to be. Not all about getting naked right away. The art of tease is something guys like too. In B'more though a lot of the young girls just think we want to see t&a right away. Well we do, but teasing is fun too and you can get guys to pay a lot of cash that way too.
You would be perfect for this place. The nut-job owner would just love you and your outfit. Be careful, she may want to try it on.
Is the Crazy Russian hiring dancers?
This place has lost so many customers that it doesn't matter if one guy drops big money. And, the russian girls don't know any better. That's why she likes the Russian dancers so much. If they mame a hundred that is alot of money to them. She is exploiting her own people.
Well then why dont' you start spending more? We all know these poor girls get naked for less than 100 dollars sometimes.
I don't care what anyone says, this place is cool. Its different and thats what the regular customers come back for. If you want the sleaze and BS, yes there are a lot of places in Baltimore to go. I prefer friendly, intersting, exotic showgirls for my money.
She is a total head case, but her husband is great!
She is no longer dancing. Ps. the owner really is a nutjob, but good thing for the customers...she's so hurting for customers she'll take them over her dancers, who she sees as expendable.
Anyone seen Deana or know where she went to way back?
She tried to "fix" my make-up too. But, I wouldn't let her touch it. I prefer not to look like a clown.
Yes the owner, Valaria is a nutjob. I had a customer screaming at me one night and she was going to make me leave, not him. She would try to fix my makeup, and I have a little junk in the trunk (Im Italian) she would tell me im 'too fat' to wear certain outfits. Forget wearing a bikini in this place she said it looks "like 'bathingsuit' " Well guess what lady, it's because it is! Your bar will never make as much money as the other bars because you don't know how to run a club in Baltimore County! Guys want to see T & A, not a silly costume and showtunes! Get a clue and get off your high horse, or go back to Russia beotch!
Does anyone know what happened to Deanna from last year? Tall, long hair, very sweet?
Owners can set standards without being a total bitch about it. That woman is a nightmare. I've never worked for her, but I know a few girls who have. American girls who weigh more than 90lbs and all girls who have danced before are unwelcome in her employment. No matter, you only make $100 per night anyway. Dancers who work there now told me so. She should really have opened an art house, not a strip club.
Inna is hot! Inna's dancing is immaculate. Mixed with innocence and a touch of sexual maturity, her look is definitely in. Her dark hair accentuates the personality being presented. I really enjoy her performances, most classy. Visit the Crazy Russian for a different reason, which is entertainment with a difference. As far as all the negativity towards the owner...well, most strippers don't like to be told what to do, the owner enforces discipline and it shows positively on stage.
It is just another one of those stupid skits. Do some good skits or son't do them at all.
Whats the deal with the toliet mentioned below? Details!!!!
Don't sweat it, there isn't any money to be made here. Even if you'd get hired, trust me, you don't want to work here. Why don't you try the millstream or excape instead?
This place is more of a comedy show that made me shake my head and laugh both times i came in. Strip clubs are about sexy women, good music and beer. All they have here is the beer.
you have got to be kidding me. why, i ask why, would anyone come here when you have so many other options now in the baltimore area. dont waste your time.
You can forget it if you don't want to do all of her goofy sh*t on stage and with costumes. I can appreciate a good skit on stage. When you look like an idiot, it's just not sexy.
the lady that owns the place HATES american girls and escpecially the ones who have danced before in other clubs. it's just not fair. not all girls who have danced are alcoholics, druggies or toublemakers. these girls ( like myself) just want to work in a normal club without having to go nude and to hustle drinks and nasty crotch grinds!
Stop in the other day, to bad you are not another mile up the road past I-95 than you would be able to go nude would help the Crazy Russian out alot because you half to compete with the Gold Club and the Haven Place, oh by the way That GYPSIE LADY THAT OWNS THIS PLACE IS A DISH. I saw the tolet act the other day I think a bathtub would be more classey.
HOw is taking your clothes off for money any worse than watching someone take their clothes off for money?
If you scroll down, you will be able to answer your own question.
does this place offer lapdances and private dances? how much?
Close, but not quite. It has nothing to do with that since a number of them have worked there and lap dance clubs. Who can take their clothes off for such little money (or large amounts) and still respect themselves.
The owner of this club hates strippers and only wants to hire innocent girls who have never danced before. Girls who have never danced don't know how much money they can be making elsewhere.
And you will see just how many American girls are too smart to work here. The Ukrainian and Russian girls are afraid to work elsewhere. Any American girl with half a spine quits here not long after being hired. She has lost many of her best dancers because of her attitude toward the dancers.
how does this place stay open with such a cruel and mean owner who doesn't know how to treat her dancers ( meaning the american ones) ?
Yes, she's still bartending here. She's doing fine. They just had a birthday party for her not too long ago.