Chapeau Vert Lounge Reviews

2.9

16550 Telegraph Road

Detroit, Michigan 48219

WRight

posted on 13 September, 2018
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.4
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
4
Value for Money, Drinks
1
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
1
Sound System and DJ
2

Last time visitor. There were two dancers and four people in the bar. Waited forever for the barmaid until one of the dancers came down and got behind the bar.

Irishman

posted on 11 June, 2018
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Overall Rating2.9
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
4
Overall Hospitality
4
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
4.5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
2

This place has always been a dive, but surprisingly, the dancers exceeded my expectations. A little soft in the middle. but not fat. Got dances from two girls and both put more effort into them than some of the fancier clubs. Plus songs were not cut off super early. Not bad if you arre not too picky.

DIgger

posted on 26 September, 2017
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Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

If you are wondering where all the streetwalkers have gone, they are in this bar shaking their flab. Times are so bad, the barmaid is the waitress. Count your change fellas because I ended up paying ten dollars for a beer cause she pocketed the rest.

Passing thru

posted on 13 June, 2013
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Overall Rating1.3
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

LO K.

posted on 16 November, 2012
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.5
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
1

These dancers look like they're bored out of their minds. They don't take any time to speak to their customers. If you want a dance you better jump up and down and wave your hands with a red, white, and blue flag. If you don't look like you have money (ie. an old balding white guy) they won't even say hello. This place is considered stripper hell. I'm so bored that I'm writing this from the bar right now. I've tried to give this place a chance, but I'm done.

striker11

posted on 10 January, 2012
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Overall Rating2.9
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Hole in the wall place. Older dancers yet all are fairly friendly. Drink prices are reasonable and there is no cover charge for entry to the club.

Looking For

posted on 1 August, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Does anyone remember Skylar? She was a blonde with alot of tats. Was wondering if she is still dancing somewhere?

Thanks for any info.

the bus man

posted on 4 March, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.7
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

wow what can i say but what a hole

Da'Man

posted on 13 December, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Me and a friend visited the Vert one Friday around 5:00. Some pretty girls and some "not so pretty" but all were friendly. The place needs to be cleaned up, smells like stale smoke but drinks are reasonable. I was approached by two dancers one was a little older and one was younger. Two good looking burnettes were busy with locals but were outstanding on the stage. Armanie?? (I think) was gorgeous on stage, wore a dress and stripped with guys lined up to tip her a few other girls Honey and Shelby were also good on stage. It was worth my time and the $50.00 I spent on drinks a dance and tips. We will have to go at night.

Jason

posted on 10 December, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
N/A
Sound System and DJ
2.5

I have been going to this place on and off for years and it is a dump BUT the girls are friendly and accomodating. Gia and Shelby have some mileage but are good dancers and "friendly". Honey is the new girl and is eager to please. Two good looking strippers Armani and Silk could dance anywhere and provide the best stage dances but no extras in VIP. Drinks are reasonable. Watch out for the other customers some are strange. Night shift is OK but girls are not as friendly and it gets crowded so I prefer afternoons.

$ Bill

posted on 6 December, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.8
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
N/A
Sound System and DJ
2.5

What a difference a day makes, went back Thursday, much older dancers very friendly but not like Wednesday... What's up with that? Bartender says Silk and Amani work on MTWF! Aren't there any other cute strippers at this place? Not worth the trip unless you're 70 and need company.. May try to come back but Thursday is my day out..

G Man

posted on 28 November, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.3
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Vert is like a corner bar with strippers. Needs to be remondeled though. Amani and Silk are great looking and friendly, suggest you get a dance from them. Silk has a fine butt.

Carmel is almost a comedian, white boys lining up for her big butt. Shelby, Honey and Gia are nice too. Later shift dancers seem more uptight.

Lots of locals there so be careful they like the dancer to say with them.

WMF

posted on 26 November, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Thick girls but nice. Angelina and Claudia are the best both are good looking and put together well. Others are nice and friendly. Place is a rathole and the smoke smell is awful. But the girls make you forget that. Get a VIP dance from Gia or Honey. Watch out for the freakie guys there too.

Buddy

posted on 25 November, 2009
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Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

In the day time, Four good dancers Gia, Shelby Angelina and Claudia. Claudia is very pretty and so is her sister Angelina. Nice girls on days. Club could be improved,old and dirty.

Wes

posted on 20 November, 2009
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Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

nice corner bar type of place. cute girls, especially Dakota. could bounce a dollar bill off her ass :)