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3.8
517.882.4960

1000 West Jolly Road

Lansing Charter Township, Michigan 48910

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does this blog work?  on Deja Vu

posted on 5 April, 2017
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Any comments on Lansing's dancers

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posted on 31 March, 2017
Joined 1 year ago
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posted on 31 March, 2017
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Help Wanted

Icon Gentlemen's Club in Hudson Florida

looking to hire a Shooter Girl

We are currently hiring for a night time shooter girl to serve shots.

Please apply below or call us at

727-808-0947

https://www.stripclublist.com/helpwanted/0/7985

click here

Strip Club News  on Deja Vu

posted on 3 February, 2017
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An $800 "he said-she said" over a night out for two pals at a Midtown strip club has ballooned into a $75 million Manhattan lawsuit.

Rene Zurita and Matt Friedman claim in their mega-dollar suit that three bouncers and a stripper swiped $776 from them, attacked them and then told police that they robbed the unidentified dancer at Rick's Cabaret on W. 33rd St. last February.

Click Here

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posted on 25 January, 2017
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DANCERS WANTED !!!

You can apply online Click Here or visit

www.stripclublist.com/helpwanted

Scores Cadillac Lounge

361 Charles Street

Providence, RI 2904

Phone: 401.521.7469

We are now auditioning for new entertainers!! Contact one of our Entertainment Managers for more info. 401-521-7469 or via email caddyhousemom@gmail.com Come join our team!!!

SCN ADMIN (management)  on Deja Vu

posted on 16 December, 2016


HELP WANTED

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We have immediate job openings for dancers, waitresses, chefs and djs.

If you have what it takes inquire online or call 313-537-5420.

Walk-ins are also welcome so feel free to come down to the club and apply in person.

Click Here!

http://www.lachambrelounge.com/

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posted on 7 September, 2016
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Went here after a football game..... What a waste of 20 dollars, not one of these stuck up "Dancers" even came to the table. Obviously they are girlfriends of some of the super nice local douche bags. Who are sitting there waiting for their shifts the end. You would be better served watching YouTube then these chicks. The manager Tom, has zero people skills. Cover is 20 dollars and he wanted to give us discount cards to a place that is more then an hour away. DON'T WASTE THE TIME OR MONEY.

Brian  on Deja Vu

posted on 20 July, 2016
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For thoes bitching about air dances..... Do not come in the club at 2 after striking out at the other clubs, drunk and looking to score. Your gonna get air dances if you act like an ass. To the forigners stop sticking fingers where they don't want. To the mexicans coming in shower. For the VIP and most of the club smelling the cum and piss, that would be Jessie and Johnny and the rest of there little clique.

Re: Scoob  on Deja Vu

posted on 20 July, 2016
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Like most of the dancers in there more fun she is with you, bigger tips and more you talk the more she will get safer around you. She can be verry fun thoe.

Scoob  on Deja Vu

posted on 7 July, 2016
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Anyone know anything about Josie? I hear she's quite fun

curious  on Deja Vu

posted on 7 April, 2016
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Does this site still work? Does anyone ever discuss the girls who dance here?

Air Dance (cont)  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 March, 2016
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So just guessing you never got to the tip rail and shelled out a buck? While not a huge fan of the couch and less of the VIP , I've rarefy found a time when there were not several girls in the club who would brighten my day for $90 (and most within the rules of the club)

Air Danc  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 March, 2016
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Understand getting sucked in for one poor dance for $20 - but help me understand why you continued for 3 more plus a tip? Presuming you paid full price which no one I know does. Gues that sign you wore in on your forehead says it all. . need to be a bit more selective. Never had more than one air dance in a row

can i get an air dance?  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 March, 2016
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Garbage, absolute garbage club. Thanks for the piece of shit air. Dance

piece of shit club  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 March, 2016
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$90 will get u 4 air dances if ur lucky

just close if ur gomna fucking suck  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 March, 2016
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$90 = 4 air dances

unfuckingbelievable  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 March, 2016
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$90 = 4 air dances. This place fucking sucks.

Sad  on Deja Vu

posted on 8 March, 2016
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The ladies smell like cigarettes some of them drug habits.. The new ones never last long and for Christ sake is it just me or the vip smells of urine

Lol  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 March, 2016
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Ok, when was the last time you saw a girl who had actual enthusiasm for grinding on the crotch of a guy thirty to fifty years older? I'm a customer, but even I got that..... Stick with the older ones, they have more experience to make it worthwhile. Not the dinosaurs, but this club used to have a lot of women I. Their early thirties who could provide. Catalina, Chloe, Diamond, Aaliyah, passion, April. Are they all gone?

Mierda  on Deja Vu

posted on 1 March, 2016
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I've been here twice, and each time it's been disappointing. There is no enthusiasm and you can almost see the vacancy in the dancer's eyes as they go about their routine. They disappear into the back never to be seen again.

Ha  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 February, 2016
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They don't blackmail customers, individual dancers have rarely ( black girl named passion who floated between clubs a few years ago), if you feel black mail vulnerable, don't hang out at clubs. Catalina isn't a con, she gives incredibly jot ( if pretty clean) dances. The VIPs I had with her were some of the best I had there.

Ha  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 February, 2016
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They don't blackmail customers, individual dancers have rarely ( black girl named passion who floated between clubs a few years ago), if you feel black mail vulnerable, don't hang out at clubs. Catalina isn't a con, she gives incredibly hot ( if pretty clean) dances. The VIPs I had with her were some of the best I had there.

Private rooms  on Deja Vu

posted on 28 February, 2016
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Don't waste your money in private rooms. They record and watch everything and have been known to blackmail patrons for money. The dancers are in on the scam. Agree with the old lady dancers. Been there so long they're jaded and not no attractive anymore.

re; Who's Tracy?  on Deja Vu

posted on 28 February, 2016
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Tracy was one of several popular dancers in the past. She left over two years ago.

Ol lady's  on Deja Vu

posted on 28 February, 2016
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Few years ago the club was filled with fresh girls now there's nothing but veteran girls Aliyah still looks great but she's the last woman standing besides Catalina who is apparently a con.

New guy  on Deja Vu

posted on 25 February, 2016
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Who is worth my money in the private rooms? Who is Tracy

Matt  on Deja Vu

posted on 24 February, 2016
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What's the price anyway?

Matt  on Deja Vu

posted on 24 February, 2016
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Why do you say Catalina is a con artist?

Good times  on Deja Vu

posted on 8 February, 2016
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Yeah. Miss some of the dancers from the 80's and 90's

Low energy  on Deja Vu

posted on 7 February, 2016
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No energy to talk of Tracy. Lots of other old timers were great, too.

Tracy's pic  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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I have the energy to discuss Tracy.

Tracy's pic  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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I have the energy to discuss Tracy.

Tracy's pic  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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I have the energy to discuss Tracy.

Tracy's pic  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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I have the energy to discuss Tracy.

Centerfold here I come  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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All the girls look depressed and have bad jaded type attitudes. Bitchy bar tenders and staff rip to this place. It's the McDonald's of strip clubs but this location is not good. I'm taking my $$$$ to centerfold a where I can drink and maybe go beyond touching tittys. Sure they have Becky but that's it and she's actually pleasant unlike Dani and the other hags

Frequent  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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Yes, it has. 20 years ago it was the best in the state. Now it's only a step above Centerfolds. All the attractive and entertaining girls got old. Now no one has the energy to even discuss Tracy.

Infrequent Visitor  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 February, 2016
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Has this club truly gotten this bad?

Corn on the cob  on Deja Vu

posted on 2 February, 2016
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I don't mind a 35 year old if they look like Catalina, a lot of Detroit clubs have strippers that age. But Dani has been saying she was going to retire for ten years.. But I guess there's no pussy to eat at home.

cobwebs  on Deja Vu

posted on 2 February, 2016
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How proud Deja Vu must be that the average dancer age is 35 and up. Dani is 53 and a grandmother. Senior citizen home for dancers.

Catalina  on Deja Vu

posted on 1 February, 2016
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Still there. Too bad, she was always a huge con artist, but great dances. I had a lot of gun playing with those boobs when she was younger, still imagine her in bed ( my wallet hidden safely away, of course). Lol. I'd hear a few customers cracked that one, but was never in that price class.

Deserted  on Deja Vu

posted on 31 January, 2016
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This site has more cob webs on it than danis crotch:)

Dancers leaving?..  on Deja Vu

posted on 30 January, 2016
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I know Catalina is like in her mid 30s and still dancing for some odd reason. I heard she's married to some loser that doesn't want to work or do shit, so she has no choice but to still dance. Some of the other girls think she's a vindictive bitch and shit, but she is by far the most successful outside of the club and definitely the most beautiful girl left in this dump

If you see... wait  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 January, 2016
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Posting dancers leaving the club? This is exciting news. Ok, who left? It's not a secret that Dani, Lily and a few night girls posted here, but are they gone?

if you see it... then....  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 January, 2016
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Lol. Its not shut down. Obviously you can post and see comments. A lot of dancers stopped posting and left the club.

Administrator  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 January, 2016
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It has been shut down

Testing  on Deja Vu

posted on 27 January, 2016
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Just testing to see if this site has been shut down or is dead, no interest.

Last visit  on Deja Vu

posted on 8 January, 2016
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On my last visit the deejay was the worst, most obnoxious person I've listened to. He never shut up and constantly tried to get people up to the stage to the point of intimidation. He went so far as come out and put ten ones on the stage to get people to come up for vintage dancer, no one moved. Long time before another visit.

Peepin tom  on Deja Vu

posted on 7 January, 2016
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Tom don't care what happens to this place. He gets a brand new truck every year that's all he cares about If u pay him he will let u know the guys finger a dancer or get a handjob big woop He likes to do them competition to try and get the girls going on them dances.

Terror  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 January, 2016
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It's laughable you think spending a lot of money HERE will get you better service. Management doesn't give a crap who you are. They only let in their broke ass drug dealin ghetto rat friends. I see guys walk out all the time with all their money in their pockets bc lazy dancers won't come out of the dressing room. Customers are pissed becasue you can't even spend money here even if you wanted to.

Terror  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 January, 2016
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It's laughable you think spending a lot of money HERE will get you better service. Management doesn't give a crap who you are. They only let in their broke ass drug dealin ghetto rat friends. I see guys walk out all the time with all their money in their pockets bc lazy dancers won't come out of the dressing room. Customers are pissed becasue you can't even spend money here even if you wanted to.

Terror  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 January, 2016
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It's laughable you think spending a lot of money HERE will get you better service. Management doesn't give a crap who you are. They only let in their broke ass drug dealin ghetto rat friends. I see guys walk out all the time with all their money in their pockets bc lazy dancers won't come out of the dressing room. Customers are pissed becasue you can't even spend money here even if you wanted to.

Pricks  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 January, 2016
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I wouldn't spend a dime at this juice bar. For a club that serves no alcohol and caters to 18 year olds it's not worth price of admission. Spend money? tough to spend money when no one comes out of the dressing room. The prick door guy/bartenders needs to understand customers that come back are the ones that contribute to their salary. Customer service 101. I agree with the others, this place is crap.

Corporate terror  on Deja Vu

posted on 6 January, 2016
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Have to laugh at someone who gets that worked up because a door guy being paid minimum wage didn't wink and smile at you. How much did you spend at this club last year? It's a simple equation: more cash into club, better service. I spent many years getting waved in with no entry fee, but spent thousands ( of course, this is when a dance could present you with a higher girl than you find on average now). Look, as to Detroit, is there anyone who doesn't get that there are brothels there? But I don't always like driving 70 miles to a shithole of a city, so the Vu fills a void.

Rich  on Deja Vu

posted on 5 January, 2016
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Rude= Impolite. Loud, and patronizing behavior. No please or Thank you for your business attitude. Instead, arrogant, shit don't stink attitude. As for the clubs I appreciate are the ones that treat their customers well and have dancers that are attractive without the high school drama like the Vu. BTW, back in the day extras weren't needed to have fun bc the girls had great attitudes and knew how to carry themselves. So yes, for this town Omars and Centerfolds aren't bad, hit or miss on certain days. If you want your dick sucked go to Detroit. The Vu is all around terrible.

Re Rich Customer  on Deja Vu

posted on 5 January, 2016
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Former customer here. Can you elaborate on the door prick's rude behavior. Also, unless you went to Detroit, what "real" club got your cash. Please don't say Omars, or Angels or Hott's. Those places are a joke too.

Door Prick  on Deja Vu

posted on 4 January, 2016
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Dancers are independent contractors and not in charge of these idiots. These door guys are delusional and have a fantasy they can get laid by playing tough. Little do they know they're no better than a McDonald's drop out. That aside, management sucks bad and has for years. Tom just leaves and gets drunk. Tammy's lazy and collects a paycheck. Green is a fag. They don't even recruit girls anymore but let anyone with a smelly vagina in here. Pass on this outdated boring club.

Bar girl  on Deja Vu

posted on 4 January, 2016
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If you get treated badly by employee at this club, the easiest way to get something done is to deal with your regular if you have one, and let them know you're thinking of not coming back because of the lousy treatment by the door or bar people. Dancers usually are very protective of their current Eden come and will do or say something about it to Tom. Just don't do it too often, they are not fond of power moves from customers unless you're spending 3000 a night, which hasn't happened for quite some time if I'm not mistaken.

bar girl  on Deja Vu

posted on 3 January, 2016
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I agree about the black bar tender. She needs a fucking attitude adjustment really quick. I walked out after being treated like shit by her. Im not talking about the really cute one (Mexican or mix I think). That black girl needs to go!

bar bitch and door prick  on Deja Vu

posted on 3 January, 2016
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There is a black girl bar tending that is an incredible bitch. I experienced her rude dismissive personality to customers, and to me, while being really friendly to the people she works with. There is also a door guy with long hair that also works in the boutique who is almost as bad. Tom doesn't give a shit because he is just as arrogant and bad with customer service.

Rich Customer  on Deja Vu

posted on 3 January, 2016
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Been coming here for 25 years. Always amazes me the dicks they hire for front cashiers. I was about to pay but walked out because this sorry ass excuse for a cashier for being rude and having ZERO customer service skills. You're club is deader than Michael Jackson's dick. Took my money and spent it at a real Club where they appreciate wealthy customers. Tom better straighten this dumb ass out otherwise more customers walk.

Indeed  on Deja Vu

posted on 2 January, 2016
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On narrow streets of cobblestone

Sad  on Deja Vu

posted on 30 December, 2015
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This club is the boulevard of broken dreams

Tracy's pic  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 December, 2015
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All wrong. From the 70's

Tracy's pic  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 December, 2015
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Not from the 80s, the late 90s more correct.

tracy  on Deja Vu

posted on 28 December, 2015
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Tracy is still prettier than the fat crackhead hillbilly skanks you have there now. At least she wasn't lazy sitting in the back doing heroin and only working for her next fix.

Tracy  on Deja Vu

posted on 28 December, 2015
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Lol that pic of her is definetly from the 80s

tracy  on Deja Vu

posted on 27 December, 2015
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She was also a whore, so of course for the right price you will have "class" . lets not forget we no longer live in the 80s

Tracy's image  on Deja Vu

posted on 27 December, 2015
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Wow, what a nice surprise! Brings back many sweet memories. Thanks.

Tracy  on Deja Vu

posted on 27 December, 2015
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This is what Deja Vu girls used to look like and act. Tracy was pure class and sexiness. Not like the entitled shits working there now. And yes, Tracy does exist. No longer here but not forgotten.

Re:Ho ho ho  on Deja Vu

posted on 26 December, 2015
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Justin Green will suck your dick.

Ho Ho ho  on Deja Vu

posted on 25 December, 2015
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Who wants to suck my dick under the missle toe?

Green  on Deja Vu

posted on 20 December, 2015
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And given his devotion to customer service, I really doubt it's worth even that.

Dancer  on Deja Vu

posted on 18 December, 2015
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Justin Green will suck your cock for $1.

Do dancer's read this  on Deja Vu

posted on 17 December, 2015
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If mgmt is cracking down on any extras how do I find girls that might meet otc for DATY and fiv

Drugs  on Deja Vu

posted on 12 December, 2015
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Well, we all know the favorite heroin addict, don't we? The usual cocktail some girls used to get through shifts was adder all with a vodka chaser. Ouch.

Drug heads  on Deja Vu

posted on 29 November, 2015
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U got lucky, u only got a drunk dancer instead of 1of the meth head girls or heroine junkys! I talked to a girl who was high on something and kept going on and on about the other girls I imagine she must not have friends here!

Alcohol  on Deja Vu

posted on 28 November, 2015
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I thought this was a no Alcohol club. When I did a VIP dance and kissed the dancer I smelled booze.

Old timer  on Deja Vu

posted on 27 November, 2015
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No play at this club. Dancers are old lazy trashy racist hicks. Only want to dance for country ass white boys. You try and touch their tits and girls freak out. Move on. Tom, the head manager, is known in the club industry as a moron. After all these years he has no concept of customer service or how to make money for the club.

His and pretend ghetto  on Deja Vu

posted on 25 November, 2015
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Nice impersonation of ghetto speak, we know most of the girls are racist hicks. Dani the tyrranni tranni probably wrote this.

Ho's  on Deja Vu

posted on 25 November, 2015
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Who be best ho for outside da club. And dont u be sayin Victoria.

Extras  on Deja Vu

posted on 24 November, 2015
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Clearly, you've never been to PT's in Dearborn. It's probably the club with girls that are comparable or better than the current crop here is, but fs without the dance count can be had for 120, plus 20 for VIP room. And this club is much better than Bogarts and the Henry's, where a full meal deal can be had for less. Yes, penthouse is expensive, flight club has lunatic dancers who will try to score 1, 000 for what they normally give for 200, but if you want it with DV level, most clubs there provide. There is nothing comparable, at DVL, 159 gets you the right to play with most girls boobs. Nothing more.

Extras  on Deja Vu

posted on 24 November, 2015
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150 for the by machine and 150 for the girl..not bad similar to Detroit clubs. Centerfold is extras friendly but not private and the place looks/feels nasty

Fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 22 November, 2015
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One easy way to get a payoff: listen to the girls gossip, wait till they leave, then start dancing with bad girl. Spend lots of money, the other bad girls will find you. Be nice yo them all, take a booth dance with now and then. Tip checkers. Be friendly to Tami and Tom. What do you get? A hj. Ocassionally more. For the cost of twenty nights with top level escorts. Or go to Detroit, put down 160 and get your dreams fulfilled with almost any girl in the first dance. You do the math.....

DD  on Deja Vu

posted on 21 November, 2015
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I got full service here from a girl years back who said it was her 2nd or 3rd day, no BS! If I can remember correctly I think she used a pillow to help block from the camera. She was scared to do again thou

Albino lipstick and fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 21 November, 2015
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You must have not shopped carefully. I had regulars that always provided, but at least I brought a towel, as I always came on them...... As to cum couches, it's undeniable, I ve seen the stains on Sunday's after a big Sunday. Was also in VIP, girl found she was sitting on something, reached in and found a bottle of lube in the couch. Lol

I am a loser (apparently)  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 November, 2015
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I second the notion that I've had a lot of VIPs and never gave my girl some Albino lipstick

fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 19 November, 2015
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Guys wipe ther cum on couches? Wtf am i missing here, spent plenty of time in vip and never come close to that. Guess i dont know how to get any action at all.

fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 17 November, 2015
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How do you know it's BS? Have you seen those couches? Disgusting. Guys wipe their cum all over those couches. I've seen drunk guys puke on them. And they NEVER clean in between dances. Cloth couches absorb that shit. Who was the moron that decided to buy cloth couches. Idiots.

G  on Deja Vu

posted on 17 November, 2015
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Does anyone know the status of Foxy and Hollywood at the club?

fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 16 November, 2015
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Worked on me.ill stay away till new couches get put in, they were broke down anyway

Fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 15 November, 2015
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Surely you didn't actually believe this bs? It's just a hater trying to drive people away by implying every couch and booth is covered in his/her pee......

John  on Deja Vu

posted on 14 November, 2015
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anyone seen Hollywood or Foxy lately?

Ok  on Deja Vu

posted on 14 November, 2015
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That's nasty. I'm sure they'll notice now anyway. I hope you get permanently banned.

Fetish  on Deja Vu

posted on 11 November, 2015
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I have a fetish. I drink a lot of free soda and then I go into VIP with a girl and purposely piss in my pants while the girl is dancing on me. So far, none of the girls notice. One did notice, but I told her it was sweat, and she kept grinding in my urine. I have pissed on every VIP couch. I know they don't clean the couches because I can recognize the smell of my piss when I go back. I go here nearly everyday to do this. This place is the only club that allows me to do this without kicking me out. Four stars!!!

Sisters  on Deja Vu

posted on 8 November, 2015
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Aren't all black chicks sistas

The rimmer  on Deja Vu

posted on 7 November, 2015
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Where's the black chick with a sister that used to let me tongue her fart box???

Uglyness  on Deja Vu

posted on 2 November, 2015
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Last night on stage at the club was the ugliest dancer I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?" I said "My glasses."

lick  on Deja Vu

posted on 1 November, 2015
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Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper? A: youseen memuff

Asking for a handjob  on Deja Vu

posted on 1 November, 2015
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I asked some of the daytime girls for a handjob. No one got offended but they turned me down because they couldn't afford their Celebrex.

fun times  on Deja Vu

posted on 31 October, 2015
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The first thing you have to know about strippers is that they're proud. Easily offended. Don't ever insult one because it might be the last thing you do. You always wait for the strpper to make the first move. If she starts getting fussy and bucking, toss her a ferret. Strippers love ferrets.

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