Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club Reviews

2.9

1127 North Frontage Road

Billings, Montana 59101

Low 2 y

posted on 23 February, 2012
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Drama central

Disgusted

posted on 30 August, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.3
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Think I need a shot after walking through the doors of this

rat hole. Ever hear of cleaning supplies? remodeling? If I

were one of these dancers I would not want to be strutten

around this place naked....gross! Heading to get a shot now!

joeshmo

posted on 2 July, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Most of these girls are attractive and nice when I visit, but I was surprised to see a couple girls who havent seen a gym for years if ever. For the most part these ladies give a great performance if they are properly motivated. A few can actually dance and perform better then any strippers I have seen in other states. The atmosphere & look of this club is 1 of the worst I have ever seen.

Kirsten K.

posted on 20 December, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1
Value for Money, Drinks
2
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1
Sound System and DJ
1.5

This place is super trashy and low-class. There isn't a proper stage - just a high table where men sit on stools and have women squat in front of them without any (not even underwear) on. The women don't do any dancing or performing. They just take cash from the patrons and spread their legs in front of their faces. They are within inches of each other. It is incredibly sad. I feel terribly for the women and wonder how this is even legal.

CanadianCouple

posted on 16 November, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Had a great evening out there with my wife. Dancers were friendly, most showed enthusiasm for doing a show with a few putting on a great show. Staff were exceptional and service was great. Our third trip to Planet Lockwood and we'll go back the next time in town.

Me

posted on 16 April, 2010
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Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Maybe I got spoiled in Western Washington. The girls prefered to disregard the customers and sit by themselves, there wasn't any talent anywhere to be noticed, the one that actually did speak was up front about wanting money. The sound system was too loud for the small number of people present. There isn't any point in wasting money on cover and drinks at this dump.

murphy

posted on 13 March, 2010
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Overall Rating4.5
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
5

Strip clubs are really all about the girls. And they are stunning at PL, and especially so for Montana. What else really matters besides the naked babes? This club's rating would be off the charts if so many bitter and now-fired former dancers hadn't posted ZERO ratings to drag it down. Yeah the building is a dump, but what can you do with a 60 yr. old Chinese restaurant and a local government that won't let you move or rebuild? When's the last time you hit a club staffed with sows because you liked the building? And, hey, the chicks in this dump are way hot!

Joe

posted on 1 March, 2010
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Overall Rating4.5
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

special

posted on 20 December, 2009
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Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

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yuk

posted on 17 December, 2009
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Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

The place is a dump and the staff all need to be let go! Get some people who want to be there!

1

posted on 12 December, 2009
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Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
3.8

No comment for this review

Not

posted on 20 November, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Well its not total bullshit cause just agreed to some of the shit that goes on. I can't stand the punks they let in this place. A drunk ass hole can get away with a lot in this club. Any other place in billings up would be out on your ass or the cops called. Not a fun place to sit back and have a couple of drinks

Regular Joe

posted on 20 November, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

This site is complete bullshit.Everytime I go to Planet I have a great time.If you choose to sit at the bar more than likely you are going to hear about the drama because from what I have seen the bartenders hate the dancers and they hate the customers.They complain about having to make drinks but they are FUCKING BARTENDERS!I choose to give my money to the waitress and stay in the back.The place could be nicer but I allways have a decent time here.

Pete

posted on 17 November, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

The drama between the staff is enough to drive most anyone out of here and if that doesn't work the bad dancers and their lame ass drama will! Skip this dump!

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posted on 16 October, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Fuck this place sucks!!

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