Clancy Reviews

3.8

142 Broughton Avenue

Bloomfield, New Jersey 07003

dannyboy7

posted on 10 September, 2016
Joined 2 years ago
76 reviews posted
Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Clancey's is my favorite"Speak-Easy" that's missing a "Girls Welcome"sign on the front door though most locals patrons sure to keep their visits on the DL will make a side door entrance from one way Birch st...Who ever said love is a two way street?I'll settle for some back street lust n bust from this one way her way anyday!!! Monday and Wednesdays bar maid Caroline has eyes that sparkle and shine, comes on like a dream,peaches n cream with lips like strawberry wine who effortlessly steals attention away from the Brazilian Circle Twerkers practicing politics center stage scanning the bar of Rolex toting old white men and Glen Ridge purple polo wearing putters folding those depreciating "Luminati Notes""between rounds as the "Mother Hen" liqour store clerk plays pit boss looking in from the facade that's fooled many a passer-by into assuming this brick and mortar dwelling is just a Liqour Store/Pub and nothing else but I can assure you that behind that Coors Light swimsuit poster and rack of "Robert Mondavi"there's anything but "your girl next door or Jenny from any block. The talent ranges from precocious young Brazilian fawns fresh off the vine aloof to our"Jersey Quick,New York know-it-all"lingo relying solely on their grace and beauty...as for the others that could easily pass for they're mothers...These"Go-Go Pros"who have refused to hang up their G-strings are still going strong though long in the tooth.In a perfect world those nubie pussy cats could thrust like their cougar team mates proving when they grind down on it keeping perfect rhythm and time..."Wisdom Trumps Youth"...especially when beauty is only a black light away and a pretty face comes a dozen per dime.

Sock E.

posted on 1 July, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.0
Quality of the Dancers
1.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
4.5
Overall Hospitality
4.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.5
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
N/A
Sound System and DJ
4

Terrible service, very small, street parking. It took one song to get acknowledged, the bartender took my order, took the order of the guy next to me, then she got his drinks first and asked me what I wanted again. Seemed like the bartenders were more interested in partying and dancing with the girls than making money or drinks. Dancers were nice, but not very enthusiastic. My crew left after one drink.

Dave P.

posted on 25 November, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

This place has re-opened and added brazilian bikini girls!!

tony p

posted on 10 August, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Dirty , disgusting place . lap room furniture is worn out the stuffing is coming out of the chairs . The owner seems a little strange . absolutely nothing new in a ld room .

complete waste of time place . girls are fugly.

Jean

posted on 4 February, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.4
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

This club has really gone down hill.

gheoffry

posted on 12 March, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

its is good ass hell

Jerry

posted on 13 September, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Small club, intimate atmosphere but they always manage to get the best girls!!!

Tommy

posted on 24 August, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Girls here are hot and friendly. Comfortable no-pressure atmosphere!

Mr Met

posted on 14 August, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.3
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Love it

Jack

posted on 6 November, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Sopped by last week for first time in awhile. Lots of hot girls and very friendly.

ted

posted on 26 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Some really sweet girls dance here! Check it out.

gerard

posted on 17 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Great atmosphere, hot girls and no hard sell.

THE ONE

posted on 15 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

i like this club

Yogi

posted on 15 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

This clubs is the best kept secret in Bloomfield.

Ed

posted on 22 September, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

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