He's the same idiot who posts this nonsense on every NJ club board. Guarantee its a teen who's never even been to a strip club.
Slurp is quite the wordsmith.. a regular EE Cummings..Straight and to the point.. No sparknotes needed
wow you're a real charmer
the cum out of daddys balls baby. EVERY F LAST DROP.
No cover charge, dances are $20 for 5 min. (there is a clock in each booth you will never be shorted). Dancer keeps full $20. Girls are all hot but dont expect anything but a dance.
Yeah, but Tits has a strict rule about weight and age. I have seen girls fired for both.
I have never been here before but I'm thinking about coming in this weekend. How much do dances cost and is there a cover fee?
Thanks.!!.. by the way, she still looks incredible.Very far from being put out to pasture.
She cut back her schedule months ago. Doing other things whatever that means.
Maybe she was put out to pasture. You have to admit that in stripper years she is probably a senior citizen.
Ok- keep living your life of illusion. Most of these dancers work in other places and their attitudes and performances are the total opposite of what you see at this bar.
I doubt it's true. The main reason why so many high quality girls dance here is because they don't have to provide extras.
What does Ally look like?
What happened to Estrella? I have not seen her in the last 2 weeks... not even the other club that she dances at.
Was it a spontaneous decision on her part or did you have to put some time and money? If the latter how long b4 she said yes and how much? Also what was provided? She seems like an innocent girl but then again she may be a freak in the sack.
Same as one that dances at the hitching post?
Nice work. How was she?
What was on the menu and damage? I've seen and talked to her, but like 99% of girls at Tits any extras is unheard of. Although I have found one or two unicorns here.
Ally - OTC. Took her out last night after work. Outstanding!
Stopped by one night last week and saw extremely cute Colombian named Danni. She's tiny but has a great face and decent body. Seems that Engle is limited. Was not able to get a dance, she seemed to be very popular. Can anyone share their experience with her?
she gave a good dance
that cock babe swallow my pride.
Is she the one that always looked like was stoned? If it is good riddance.
Who cares !!!!!
what ever happened to russian masha?
Anyone do a dance with lexi, are they good?
anyone on the current schedule, Particularly - Yana, Nina, Marina 3-9?
Anyone know if she is dancing elsewhere?
How are dances with brunette lisa?
Dancers, Entertainers, etc. if you are looking for rides I will beat Uber
On a side note, I came here during the shift overlap last night 7-9 pm. The dollar parade was out of control, although the quality is great probably the best in NJ, sometimes they just have too many dancers working. Since it was dinner time I ordered food, first time I've ever eaten at a strip club but i figured it was safe since this place is very clean. A good thing came of it, the girls will not bother you if you have food in front of you I'm guessing they are told this by mgt. In the 30 min i was eating, the $8 sandwich probably save me at least $20 in in single tips at the bar.
There were 2 black girls working last night (monday) I'm guessing Cynthia was the all natural one with the big tits, since the other one said her name was brandy. Brandy had a smaller chest and really great bubble butt. Had a dance with Brandy last night, great grind, let me grab her ass as much as i wanted. I've had a dance with Cynthia in the past, great grind from her as well, also rubbed those amazing tits in my face a little. I doubt anything more is available from any of the girls here due to the semi-open booths and strict policies. Although I've been pleasantly surprised with the grind from all of the girls here, I think they're all worth at least one dance. A few I've had to tell to slow down or it would have been to completion.
Anyone have had any dances with Cynthia? Black chick with a nice set of tits.
Went a couple years ago, in my opinion its not worth it. I mean they raise a decent amount of money and donate it to charity which is nice but nothing special goes on. Golf was all the way out at Farmstead in Lafayette its a beautiful course but over an hour away. Your donation is for a "reserved" seat at the bar that night. You still have to pay for everything else golf, drinks, girls, etc. I suppose it keeps some of the local riff raff out that night but thats about it. No extras go on at the "private party" its just not that type of club.
is it worth it? How is it?
No real "intel" on any of the girls here, you know what you're gonna get with all of them - a decent grind by a young sexy girl but thats it. Its a well run club with a good happy hour and I've never seen any girls that i would consider below a "7" even on day shift, quite a few 9's and 10's at night. Mostly russian with 1 or 2 latina or asian - no fat bottomed latinas here. When i want a place to relax for a while i come here, when i want extras i go elsewhere.
Any intel on this one
Catherine seems to be back. Saw her on schedule. Love that tight little ass.
They both work at the post?
how are dances with eugena?
Catherine's ass made the long drive, big bucks and catching hell from my wife worth it. Too bad she is gone.
Their weight looked just fine
Or failed the weight test.
the one on the schedule. what does she look like?
Where is Karen and Aiesha. Did they quit?
heard "sasha a" aka "natasha m" is doing some modeling now. anyone have more info or photos or know if she's at another club?
I think that on night shift usually have 15-20 girls.
Yeah haven't seen Catherine. No tits but tight little body.
It's the same number of dancers as always, except for Sundays when they reduce the amount of dancers and bartenders when NFL season is over. If you want the most possible dancers at the same time, check the schedule on the website and go when the 2 shifts overlap for a couple hours.
it certainly seems that way
Did a lot of girls recently quit and/or fired? All of a sudden a lot fewer dancers are on the schedule. What happened to Catherine?
Seems ditzy but fun. How are her dances? She's been here a few years I think?
how are dances with her?
Saw Madison back here about a month ago, she said is back here working a couple times a week, I havnt seen her. Did she disappear again?
Dot or Feather? 7/11 or teepee? Why would you want and indian chick most stink like curry
Any indiam girls here?
What happened to Val/Danielle?
Neither one. Both Russians.
Not Angela, the Latina's stage name is Angel. But I haven't seen her on the schedule very much.
No extras. Will be fired on spot if caught.
Is she still working here, I haven't seen her for a while.
When will Kaylee be back?
You should go on Wednesday night and audition
Well I'm pretty hot black hair green eyes 5'2 100 lbs, athletic build 34 c. Why is this not a club to supplement one's income?
Angela or Angelika????which one is the hot Latina??
how are dances with her? I always see her with old guys i remember
The one and only!!!! Saw her last weekend.
Can you describe yourself? Not sure if you have read but this club has a strictly policy on the way the girls look. The A class girls work nights for the most part. Also if you are looking to supplement your income this is not the place.
Is this the same Eugena that worked here around 2 years ago?
Looking to work somewhere new. Can any of u guys give me some Intel on this place, i.e which shift is better night or day and does this place employ mainly American girls or imports? Lastly, is this place considered an "urban" club? I'm not familiar with this area so any info u could provide would be appreciated
Can someone describe what Sasha B and Sandra (night time dancers) look like?
how are dances with marina, skinny russian with reddish-brown hair? She always looks bored
What's up with Karen. Does she put out?
eh i had a dance with her a long time ago. nothing special.
What's the deal with Lucy. Always busy. Any intel?
New dancer here named Angel - smoking hot Latina!
do dancers here usually work 2 nights straight?
I see some new dancers on the schedule. Any intel on Tiffany, Alice or Mary
too many sasha's here. I don't even know who is who anymore
No, two different sasha's. The former Natasha M/Sasha A is long gone from Tit. But the current Sasha is equally hot!
anyone ever been to these events? Is it worth it? Is it the same girls that usually work here?
was? she's okay right?
she was a nice girl
Seems like a lot of people getting brain cancer nowadays... heard of DCA for brain tumors and... seems suspicious, post on a update, hope she's doing better
When does she work here?
what happened to misha - asian girl that used to work here last year?
Is everyone obsessed with "Brianna"? I met her a few times at the club. She's great and all and of course she's going to want a lot more money for her services than some of the other girls there. I also know LA. $20 a lap dance? What else can you get from them? Yes, they're both pretty and command money for their time. They always want money; that's never going to change.
I wish the club had nudity, but I see that the cops hangout there too some night. Eh, the club and prices is overall okay, except no nudity. On the plus side, I rarely see any fat chicks. Finally, yes you have to pay to play. It's not that bad in comparison to some other places I've been.
Anybody know where half Mexican half Chinese girl is from like ten years ago
Just finished washing the dishes in kitchen and I'm thinking about treating myself to a lap dance. I've saved up almost 40 dollars, plus mom gave me another 20 for washing the car and vacuuming the carpet in the living room. I just bought a trimmer st Walmart so I think I'll shave my balls and take a shower. I'll wear my new black fleece vest with black ruby shirt and jeans.. I usually sit at end of bar if you wanna day hello or.. perhaps offer me a lap dance-- I usually don't refuse anyone but I only have $30 just so you know - ok see you tonight!
Didn't see her on the schedule. When is Madison working?
is the current "sasha" the previous "sasha a" aka "natasha m"? petite, blonde, etc.
I herd Madison is back dancing here, she is fantastic OTC.
Anyone have any experience with Yolanda? How are her dances?
No expereince but she sounds really ditzy.
Anyone have any intel on Chantal? Clearly the hottest girl there now an she's not Russian.
how are her lap dances?
high end means 1k /hour? shoes that cost 2k a pair??? how much yo , $500 a hour is doable at best
Anyone know where Pricilla is working?
Most girls do otc now.
Which girls are you looking for
I havent been here since jan, many of the girls i used to get dances from arent here anymore. was there a mass firing?
They are whores, but very discreet about it
They also fuck for shoes, but not in the club. Russians are the biggest whores on the planet.
All the Russians girls here are OTC only. Best bet is to get a group of guys and ask a Russian girl to get some girls and go to hotel bar in NYC. It has to be a nice place because they need to post pictures of night on instagram, but don't worry they never post pictures of the "John" that paying for all of it
who and how much?
no she is PR and has an average girl next door body
The Russian want too much money to fuck here. It's not worth it
Is Honey the thin body type that worked here in the past?
She has a brain tumor not working right now
anyone know where she is working??
How is she in the Vip and $20 area?
How are her lap dances???
Any info? Worked at Playhouse and Oasis.
Is this place the old Oasis?
Where is this place formerly called the oasis?
she works now at The Go Go Rama on weekends
WHO gives the best LD of these girls?
will she be at the Golf party today?
Does Anna A still work here?
what does cassandra look like?
Appears to be same Cassandra who worked here,saw her at GO GO RAMA last night,great dances.IMHO she gave the best dances when she was here.She also works on Monday.
Can anyone confirm whether her dances are worth the money or is she just all chatty???
Any girls to recommend for good LDs here
She appears to be back next week
Estrella was my favorite dancer,,, She seems to have disappeared from the schedule for the last
2 weeks. Does anyone know why?
Danielle from shooters?
high end meaning lots of money
or high end meaning long legs and perky rear?
No black girls , just high end Russian prositutes
yes she is slim
I see there is a dancer named Slim on the schedule lately. Anyone know what she looks like?
So any Black Girls here? what nights, any names would help, Thanks !
What happened to Madison, she not there anymore? That sucks she was great. Oh well.
anyone know where Anna S. is? Russian with SHORT red hair
Cassandra is at GO GO RAMA every saturday
Anybody know where Madison is working these days? Thanks
Haven't seen Madison in awhile, does she still dance here? Anybody know where else she might be working? Thanks.
Madison doesn't do coke
Lol, stealing cash that's what strippers do. Madison does have skills.
what happened to brunette sasha?
I haven't seen that bitch in many weeks since she stole my money I gave her to buy some coke...that fucked up bitch is going to get fucked in the ass!!
What is Madison's schedule?
Is Danielle there?
What happened to Lilly S and Karina, they are the best all around from a Beauty and great people standpoint .
How old u gotta b to go
Really? The reason there were 2 reviews within 4 days and both from Elizabeth was because we were there the same night hanging out with other friends. Your need to defend such an "outlandish" accusation just validates my claim. We were there for Veterans day..fact, you were giving out free drinks to veterans all night (stated by your bartender)..fact, my drink and my friends were suspiciously weak like they were sitting on ice..fact. Now you can deny all you want but something was off that night and the giving out of free drinks that night makes all too much sense. Probably every other night it's ok, but that night it was not.
Anyone know what happened to cinnamon and if she is working at another place now?
Madison, Black Hotty!!!
Any Women of Color dancing here...any names would be appreciated so I can check schedule, Thanks!
Does anyone know the name of the short asian girl not the tall one that danced there Saturday 11/19 night, she is very sexy?
Damn! she is the finest, she will be missed, may have to go to Cali ;)
If you're not a regular don't bother. You'll automatically take a backseat to whatever regular walks in the door. If all you want to do is sit at the bar and ogle then its no big deal, but if you actually want to get some dances you'll have a long wait since the regulars automatically go to the "front of the line" and you'll be waiting forever for the dancer(s) to bother getting to you. Of course, if they have no other offers they'll go right to you but that's usually only true for the girls you don't want a dance from anyways lol.
Cali moved back to Cali. She hated it here in New Jersey.
Haven't seen Cali in a while, she is so sexy, any update....can anyone provide info on her or other beautiful brown women on the schedule
Think you're talking about Eli (not sure how to spell his name). But yes he is a creep. He's lonely and always looking for a girl at the strip clubs. He's worth a lot of money but not worth dealing with him to get it.
How is Madison in the Lap Dance booths?
How are Cinnamon's lap dances?
Does anyone have any intel on Anita? Brazilian blond that usually works mid shift.
Anyone know what happened to Karen? Is she still around?
what ever happened to eugena?
I heard there's herpies going around at Satin Dolls in Lodi. Can anyone confirm this?
there was this girl on sunday night: light blonde hair, light blue eyes, tattoo on upper middle back right below neck, maybe eastern european. anyone happen to know her name?
also, anyone know what happened to "natasha m" aka "sasha a"? very tiny, petite, blonde russian. she worked here on and off for years but haven't seen her on schedule in a while.
If you see a bald old Italian man around 60-70 years old stay away from him , he is very strange . He will bother you all the time call u , text u he thinks you wil date him Anybody know his name ?
anyone seen Layla? I go to satin dolls to do vips (you know what mean),but haven't seen her there in weeks. I know she works here too. any info would be great.
Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
wowowoowwo they are two sexy fine ass bitches this is what I wanna do to them please post their schedules!!
Is the girl in this pc ava? The girl with black hair?
Saw 2 new WOC, Carisma
Anybody have any info on how dances are with Sol? I think she's Colombian
go work at The Go Go Rama or the Playhouse you will make a killing
Please, someone bring back Biana!!!!
It is the same Christie from a couple of years ago.
how are dances with marina? the redish brown haired russian who always looks bored
Saw a dancer named Christie on the calendar for this week. Anyone know if it's the same Christie that danced here a few years ago? Very attractive brunette, with Jen Aniston like looks. Also, saw a Cali on the schedule, and curious if it's the same one who dances at Delilah's Den.
What's the 411 on new black girl Madison? She sure looks fine!!!
Saw Cassandra last week @ Johnny's HP. Had to stop and stare,she looked great.
Any Intel on Cassandra?
Anyone know a girl name Eva (pronounce like in foreva) blonde german girl. Tight body. Really hot. Saw her once and was looking forward to seeing her again but she disappeared. There was another girl. Also blonde named Penny. Little girl with big tats. Any info on whereabouts. Thanks.
Does anyone know where Biana can be found?
any Intel on Anna S?
Charmine is beautiful
Love Karen she the best !!!
I guess it must be you because that doesn't sound like Karen at all. She's always friendly and always jokes. I guess YMMV. BTW She's "COLOMBIAN" COLUMBIA makes the jacket you wear.
She's a beautiful voluptuous woman, but she never smiles, she always has a pout on her face. It's clear that she hates dancing and hates the customers. She always leaves early and upset. Send her packing.
Any intel on Eugena. Met her yesterday, but did not get a lap dance.
what does she look like?
I wouldn't waste my time with LA or Brianna. Both are nice girls but strictly there to take your money. They may promise ITC or OTC but it's not gonna happen. This is the only club where dancers make money. If a dancer has been here for years like LA, Brianna, etc they know how to play the game well....keep your money in your pockets...don't get played fellas
She's still at the post and I noticed the last couple times she was wearing a one piece outfit covering her tummy so maybe theres some truth to tits "cutting the fat". She still looks very sexy so would be a silly decision if tits let her go for that reason tho.
Maybe she was let go like Maria Y was when another poster said management trimmed the fat.
what is the latest on ellie? saw her once and she is not on sched. anyone know anything?
Two girls. There is a girl name LA and Brianna who you met already.
On the schedule is LA BRIANNA, does that mean LA and BRIANNA or LA BRIANNA (as opposed to just BRIANNA)???? I only ask this because i stopped in and met the hottie that is BRIANNA and am wondering if its worth my bother to stop in when I have free time next week...
I'm glad to hear Lucy/Kira k is back in town. Can't wait to get excited. Also, what's the status with Anastasia - tall Russian blonde. Haven't seen her in weeks.