This segment brings us to the security of our dancers in retirement. Special tax deferred Roth IRAs and pension funds. In this system, the customers of the strip club will donate to the IRA of their ATF along with a mandatory group pension fund donation, so no stripper is left behind. In return, they will receive a token in the form of a subcutaneous chip under the skin of the left forearm. Once the token is in place, the customer no longer has to respond to the "dollar parade." In-fact an ALARM will sound if the dancer approaches him while his arms folded against his chest, in what we call "forced body language." The theory is that the vested customer has already contributed a thousand-fold by the time the dancer retires under the new Trump economy "a wayyyy better deal, this I can tell you." We estimate that this will eliminate the dollar parade which infected the United States, Puerto Rico, and Guam after the 1991 influx of Russo-Baltic-Slavic dancers into the US after the fall of the former Soviet Union. Glasnost!! Perestroika!!
To commemorate stripper Republican buy-in, Dr. Paulus will be providing them with complimentary dancer supplies. Trump-Pence 2020 clubwear, bikini tops, bottoms, and thongs- all Ivanka designs. Make America Great Again platform heels up to size 13 for the Amazon Women we love! Presidential wipes left over from the Clinton Administration (Monica conveniently left those behind) and other odds and ends to accommodate all the extras, logo'd condoms, lube, hand sanitizers. This direction will be the new way to solve the illegal voter problem in City Districts of California, New York, greater Philadelphia and Chicago land. These areas, which cost President Trump the popular vote despite a county electoral landslide (of the likes never seen before), paved the way to Making America Great Again!
girl who swallows cum has my utmost respect.
They have a new owner and the place is really turning around. They've added a new bartender on Monday and Tuesday nights and more girls all around.
no they didnt close, but the girls do come around WAY too much... its sad... the 3 guys i work with will not go here anymore... we go to the tittie bar every teus after work, 1 day a week on our lunchbreak (dont tell the boss :) and alot of times on the wknd but they all refuse to go there cause the girls are too greedy.. half the time they havent even been up yet and they want a dollar....
then another one every minute.. then they finally come around to you but it isnt to grind on you or massage you so u can have a good time , its just to ask you for a drink :( its just too much.. someone PLEEEAAASSE post on here if the owners ever change this policy, we'll be there twice a week for sure.... less greedy=more business= more$ for everyone..please let us know :)
I heard this place closed?
i DO like this place...little divey but girls are good looking and friendly, , , the only thing is they come around WAAAAYYYY too much on the inside ...sometimes theres 4 girls up there and they all come around every song... way too much!! other places they walk around for 1 or 2 and then the outside... thats fair...you can hang out, get a few beers, decide who your gonna get a dance from...the way it is now, your in there for 20 minutes and youve spent 30 bucks.. its like you wanna hurry up and get the heck outa there :(
Stopped here Monday 8/18, haven't been here in 4 yrs, was afternoon so it was kinda dead, they have a shakira lookalike there, n a couple of ok dancers! Didn't have time 4 a ld , but some1 else got a ld from the lookalike! Wondering what her name is??
We miss as we have not seen you around the past couple of months. Any word on your whereabouts???
New to the area and wonder what the scene is here. Is daytime ok? Any insight is appreciated. Get out of work at 4pm and drive past it. Worth a stop?
I love this place but my comments are always blocked! WTF?
This place is somewhat lame/tame. It is a neighborhood bar. The chicks are kinda old and mostly brazillian. They probably give pretty good dances but not my type so I didn't try them out. There was one young hottie that knows hwo to treat a man, but I have rarely seen her. She gives a good lap dance...
Anyone seen Andrea recently? She's a nice looking Brazilian girl, full figure, fake cans about 28-29 yrs old. Long brown hair. She used to dance here regularly and I like watching that nice full ass. Also anyone remember pepper from like 5 yrs ago. No real dancing skills, but cute petite Russian blond, nice lean body with a pair of b cups. Any info would be appreciated.
Had a great time there last night with my Brazilian lady in red.
Camila's Birthday will be on Friday April 8th 2011 from 12 noon until 7pm. Everyone is invited to come and wish her a Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! It is always a fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was last seen dancing at the senior center in bound brook.
does Grazielli still dance here?
Today is Nicole' s Birthday Party! Come if you want to have a good time.
Camila's birthday will be this friday april 16th from 12 noon to 8pm. come wish her a happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camila will be celebrating her birthday on friday april 16th from 12 noon to 8 pm!!!!!!! come by and wish her a happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori is one of the sweetest people I have ever met, whether in the gogo world or the 'real' world.
Sounds like someone didn't get what he wanted. To try to put down such a wonderful classy lady, you must be trash. But then again what else would you find sitting at a gogobar.
I was 7 in 1969 sorry. The only soldier I knew was GI Joe. But at least he was fucking my sisters Barbies.
Way to go guys I salute all of you!!!!! A regular
Happy Veterans Day Guys. Thanks for all you gave for us!!!!! White Black Yellow doesn't matter thanks to all of you, from all of the dancers. We love you all.
Does anyone know what nights she works?
which one of our lovely bartenders do you guys think has the hottest ass?harry
perhaps if you bois left decent and funny messages, they would not be taken off!Most are cruel, ugly BS about the dancers and bartenders!Grow up children....
damn i missed her, I went to Yankees game last night....when will she be there again?
i would love to be in there anytime!!!!!!
Hey, i'm not the one spending all day, every day in a tittie bar. Enjoyment is one thing, obsession is another.
go-away weirdo freak
which one is she? description for the non-regulars, , please.
Thanks for your comment. Can you give me an idea about how much to give when you want to give someting extra. are we talking a couple of bucks or a bigger amount. I'm clueless. I don;t want to over spend but I also don't want to insult the girls.with too little.
the cost of the dance covers the dance. if you want to give the girl extra $, that's your business. usually, if i get a lot of contact, i'll give them some extra, but usually i stick with the normal dance fee.
I'm new to the area and live close by Where I'm from tipping was not the norm. Everything was in the prices of the dance. Is it the same here ?
Really great fun and food at Lori's birthday party Friday! She deserves the best... a fan
on the brazilians. they make this place. hot, flirty, and big, round asses. even the ugly ones are sexy. one russian, however, is too many. with their bad breath and BO, sent them packing, sal.
There = They're To = Too finish the thought for yourself
they don't have computers, but i'll bet they've stolen a few!
Leslie is there on Thursdays only, day shift.
Does Leslie still work there? She is tall with blonde hair.
Not me Gary! I agree with the dude who thinks Wednesday's lovely bartender has a fine bottom!tc
.....I think Gary has a great ass
The one that was bartending today at lunch was pretty special!
I agree! I cannot pick a favorite, all three daytime girls display lovely rears! There is no best!
much like breasts...my favorite ass is whichever one happens to be there on any given day...
tease all you want Gary...you to old! :) tc
you'll learn fast that a lot of guys on this board can't stand brazilian girls. can't understand why. even the chubby ones have that great latin sexuality that i'll take over white trash or stinky russians anyday of the week.
sorry, but you got the wrong guy
WHAT?!?!?!?! you mean these girls are in this for the money!!!!! they don't show up to dance just because they love all of us fat, balding, married losers? so it's all business. that's really cold. i feel so.......... used.
Does Cheyenna stilldance here? If so what nights!
is she the hot, mature chick with the long dark hair that was there tuesday during the day who I never saw before?
You REALLY need a life!
if these are inmates, and they're running the asylum, then commit me. there be great tits and ass there!!!!!!!!!!
the white chicks you find around here are too trashy for me. give me those big, round assed brazilians anyday of the week. fuck the language barrier, they're terrific flirts and way hotter than the white broads.
got it. thank god you added all of those exclamation points, otherwise i wouldn't have heard you.
so go somewhere else, dickwad. some of us like the girls.
It was wonderful seeing you "G". Although we can't say the pleasure was ours this past month, to see you once again indeed was all worth it. To all of you, who paid visits with food, drink, your kind supporting ways and encouraging words while we were in the process of re-opening , we thank you, so much. You have inspiried us to move as quickly as we could and are the reason why we are where we are today. Namasti**xoxo
.....good to see you today... it's been too long -G-
Glad to see OLL back in biz! Does anyone know if and where Ivy is dancing now?
It must have been a lot of hard and very dirty work..... thanks guys! See you soon....miss you -G-
Ditto.... what's the story? I miss the girls.
Any info on when the club is opening??I here Torpedo's is opening this friday?The gay bar scene is getting OLD! Harry
And which 'Blonde' with huge breasts and an American accent would that be Gary?Too late ! I already 'snatched' her away!! Dawn
How about getting back to the tits and ass....
John's a stand up guy! he's busting his ass getting the Bar fixed up so you assholes have some place to go and live out you pathetic fantasies about the women there! Me, I've lived out all my fantasies already! :) :) Terry
Gary, you're a beautiful writer. Like poets, us writers need to be inspired. Inspired, motivated and determined. Determined to see you once again. Whether it be your postings, emails, or phone calls, it's all the support we need. We continue to ask for your support, and thank you for it. Hang in there with us. We will see you soon. xoxo
Does anyone know when Chyenna (Jenna) is dancing here again?? She is great!!
....who it is. Happy Easter everyone and enjoy the snow!
I cannot tell a lie Gary...it was me calling you sexy!!terry
If someone is going to call someone else (me) sexy.... they could at least identify themselves :)
Miss ya sexy!!! Hope all is great.
Dude!seeing any ofour favorite Gal bartenders(Lori, Crissy and Dawn)with huge breasts...well it would be like seeing Harry with a huge penis!! A fu__ing mirage!The girls are lovely just as they are...Irish Patrick
I agree, the bartenders are really cool people and all three daytime ladies are HOT!!
go easy on victoria, boys. i don't care what she does in the lap dance room (though i'm sure it's nothing like what is posted here) the girl is a sweetheart who is earning a living. don't get pissed at her for taking your money. that's her job! don't like it, don't go to tittie bars.
which one is catalina? what does she look like?
So is she Victoria still around?
go into NYC and visit scores, you prick. we'll stick with our brazilians. they may not be models, but they sure are friendly and terrific!!!!!!!!!!
how'd gary get involved??
TITS! always nice to see Leslie, girl has some sweet titties, real ones, something you seel so seldom at go-go bars anymore.Dawn looked hot!love your ass girl!! and who was that beautifull hot dark haired dude with short hair, sitting up top?WOW! .... the club TV
Boy did Lori V, the bartender look HOT today or what! I just luv that gal! And who is that really sexy Russian dancer there daytime with the long blonde hair! Almost makes me wanna give up young guys!!! Harry
Thanks for the compliment dude!I agree with you 100%terry
You're damn right they pass by the latinos and go to you. Have a chat with any of them and they'll tell you that most of the latinos who go in there don't tip. Again, good business. Go where the money is. Think of it like going fishing. If you go fishing in a stream A and don't catch anything, and then go fishing in stream B and catch lots of fish, you'll always go back to stream B. You're stream B for the dancers. If you don't like it, just do like the previous poster said and don't tip them and they won't keep hitting you up.
The best way to stop a dancer from 'hitting' you 3 or 4 times a set is to simply, in a nice tone, tell her NO! you've come to me twice already and thats enough.No mas!Usually they will comply!If that does not work, tell em your queer!Works well for ME!!
I love to read the board and see the seething anger in posts by guys who view dancers as money hungry. Of course they are. This is their way of making a living. You work hard at your job, don't you? So do they. If they are getting you to voluntarily give them your money, it doesn't mean they're assholes, it means that they're good at what they do. So good for them. If you don't like it, you might consider having a beer at a bar that doesn't have dancing girls.
good point. I guess there are a few. This one had HUGE curly blonde hair. That's about all i remember. Couldn't stay long, and i was a bit distracted by her ass. whew!!! No big deal, i'm sure i'll see her again.
was in there last night. there was a hot brazilian dancer. big, curvy ass, big, curly blonde hair. anyone know her name? story? how are her lap dances? most t brazilian dancer. big, curvy ass, big, curly blonde hair in ooha lala's.. which one?
was in there last night. there was a hot brazilian dancer. big, curvy ass, big, curly blonde hair. anyone know her name? story? how are her lap dances?
Stopped in at OLL for the first time in a very long time. Crowd was friendly and after a while one particular dancer got friendly. She wanted to do a LD. I said no because the "room" used to be a closet with a chair and mini stage. She looked at me a like I was crazy. Has the LD room changed? Are LD's now worthwhile ? The board does not really comment on LD's which makes me think guys don't use them. any 411 is helpful
Any of these Brazilian Beauties due bachalor type parties outside the bar?Need some hot NAKED women to work a party?Any Ideas about these babes?Thanks--Theo
Oh you guys are just so discusting!Why can't you get your minds and penises out of the gutter-You will never find women with minds like yours
Thanks man. Good to hear she's still around. A major babe with a good heart. Can't beat that.
Vivian is still dancing at O-L-La.Saw her just last week, works mostly daytime
Anyone ever see "Vivian" since mid summer (older Brazilian woman (MILF), tall with great rack and ass? She dances (or danced) at OH LA LA's and some club out in western NJ?
...and shes ONE hot momma !!!! :):)
So has everyone cum to there own conclusions as to who the sick bastard writing filthy stuff about the Dancer's and Bartenders and even some regulars is???is it Carmen/Carmine how about Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee..Pete and Jerry?No the spelling is to good! how about that homo Terry?No, he's to busy hitting on Mark! What about Harry?he's the perfect foil, lets blame Harry and make him sit ontop with the non-tippers!Cum to think of it Harry NEVER tipped anyway! So thats it gang...Its Harry.:)
All I want for christmas is Jamie wrapped in a big red ribbon and those sexy shoes
Dude, you said his name was CARMIN, not carmine, Jerry
Let's get back to ass, tits, booze and pusy.