Torpedos Comments

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226 East Main Street

Bound Brook, New Jersey 08805

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Re: will  on Torpedos

posted on 11 December, 2017
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she has the nastiest stinky pussy in the place which is a shame cuz she's hot

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posted on 2 December, 2017
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who is better in the back, april, amber, or jenna?"

Re: Re: Re: Re: bill  on Torpedos

posted on 11 November, 2017
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did you check it out?

Re: Re: Re: bill  on Torpedos

posted on 5 November, 2017
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open around noon

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posted on 5 November, 2017
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thank you what time thursday

Re: bill  on Torpedos

posted on 5 November, 2017
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2-4 dancers at a time, ages run the gamut, some real 10's, thursday day the best

bill  on Torpedos

posted on 2 November, 2017
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how many dance at a time during the day and what time do the start

what age group are the dancers

Re: harry  on Torpedos

posted on 1 November, 2017
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bikini, no cover

harry  on Torpedos

posted on 1 November, 2017
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is this a bikini club or completely nude and what is the cover charge

will  on Torpedos

posted on 13 October, 2017
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what's the 411 on the new blond hottie? think she danced here a while ago....

Is this place open again?  on Torpedos

posted on 27 July, 2016
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Any good looking girls here?

Madison  on Torpedos

posted on 4 November, 2015
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will be in on saturday night

Madison  on Torpedos

posted on 1 November, 2015
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what does madison look like?

review  on Torpedos

posted on 30 October, 2015
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i cam, i saw, i passed gas

Coed seeker  on Torpedos

posted on 27 September, 2015
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Does anyone know if any young college coeds work here?

Renman  on Torpedos

posted on 19 August, 2015
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Is the dancer named Jolie (petite, young blonde, American) still working here?

madison  on Torpedos

posted on 8 August, 2015
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madison was there last night. she maybe back tonite depending on her ride up north

Madison  on Torpedos

posted on 12 July, 2015
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IS madison going to be back this weekend?

james1412  on  Torpedos

posted on 2 May, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
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its not a sheer club , its a shit club . No one comes to you and even a lap dance is 20$ and its around just a 2 min dance and waste of time .Fully disappointed

Still one of my favs  on Torpedos

posted on 2 September, 2014
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Have been to a lot of bars/clubs in Northern & Central NJ. Sheer (still call it Torpedoes) is one of my favs. It is not fancy, but dancers are for the most part attractive and friendly. It can be a dollar parade on weekends, but not as bad as other places. You do not have to spend as much as the big clubs to have fun. It helps if you are a regular and spend a bit. You can figure out the scene quickly. This is my favorite laid back place to hang out.

Alexa???  on Torpedos

posted on 30 July, 2014
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Have not seen her in the past 4 weeks. Does anyone know if she is still around as she is GREATLY missed.

hhp  on Torpedos

posted on 16 December, 2013
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I've been going to Topedos (now Sheer) for about 6 years, At one time, it was the hottest place on a Friday or Saturday. Not that anymore/. The quality of dancers varies from night to night. There are several hot/attractive women working there. On a busy night, it is a dollar parade. Most of the women go through the motion but a few really enjoy dancing. A couple of the African American women are smoking. It helps if you are a regular and spend a little..don't get bothered for lap dances and can hang with one of the dancers. Still a favorite of mine. Worth a trip if you are in the area.

busted  on Torpedos

posted on 29 October, 2013
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Yo your girls ar fucking busted!!!!!

Bruce  on Torpedos

posted on 26 June, 2013
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This place is named Sheer now. Julia on the day shift is very bountiful. So yummy.

Paul  on Torpedos

posted on 4 May, 2013
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Does Gina still dance here?

Inquiry  on Torpedos

posted on 16 November, 2012
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Does this place still do 2 for 1 lappers on Tuesday? How many girls do they really get at this place on a Tuesday? What about Friday/Saturday?

who is she?  on Torpedos

posted on 15 October, 2012
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Just drove by to see a stunning curly haired blonde outside having a smoke. Think she had the silk bands criss crossing up her leg. Any info or name please.

Bartender  on Torpedos

posted on 23 March, 2012
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There is a blond bartender I have seen there at night with big boobs who is absolutely horrible. Someone needs to straighten her out. As far as Russian girls they have some hot east europe girls definitely. Yuliyah is really smokin. So is Tanya from the Ukraine. Olga from Russia is beautiful. Occasionally Monika is there with black hair from Ukraine she's hot but she is probably the most ruthless money grabber I have ever met. There are always new ones coming and going. Try Tuesdays the 2 lap dances for $25 is the best deal in NJ

boris  on Torpedos

posted on 1 March, 2012
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this place got any russian girls? any of em any good? thx

Re the bartenders...  on Torpedos

posted on 17 February, 2012
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The fat one who's been here for a fucking dogs age is a bitch but at least she can mix a drink. I wholly agree about the other day one who used to dance. Christ... Is it really that hard to make a fucking drink?? The girl is fucking brain dead I swear!

SMH  on Torpedos

posted on 10 December, 2011
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You guys need a new line up love this place since its only few blocks from my house great hang out what happened to your weekend dj spanish kid with glasses.. at least he kept the place up beat....

Agreed  on Torpedos

posted on 30 November, 2011
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If you mean the Spanish or Brazilian or whatever she is, ex-dancer, I totally agree. She's the worst barmaid there. I could make better drinks myself, faster and, get this.... I can count. No really...I can. And add abd subtract as well. Wow!! Maybe they should hire me! Lol

Bad barmaid. Time to go...  on Torpedos

posted on 27 November, 2011
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Can you please get rid of the horrible horrible day barmaid who barely speaks English, can't count change and is slow as hell? Never mind her inability to mix a simple drink! I still come here for a few dancers but that one barmaid is gawdawful. Time to go!

ph  on Torpedos

posted on 17 October, 2011
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It re-opened recently. Miss all the good dancers who have gone elsewhere.

warren  on Torpedos

posted on 4 September, 2011
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anyone hear about post irene opening?

warren  on Torpedos

posted on 22 August, 2011
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Place has gone down hill. Went in one hot Friday during summer and there was no AC and no customers. Some Fridays there are more dancers than customers. Some good dancers have left. Some of the dancers are really fun and great to talk to. Then there are the Russians who hustle like crazy. Place needs new management and some marketing.

fred  on Torpedos

posted on 21 August, 2011
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has anyone had a dance with the hot tall blonde? never got her name?

CURIOUS  on Torpedos

posted on 11 August, 2011
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Has anyone had a dance with Vanessa, cute short dark hair or Brenda?

GARCIA  on Torpedos

posted on 9 August, 2011
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Russian can be better...some girls there are walkin stds.....just for everyones info....paola...aka...cant even remeber her other name is walking around with hpv and god knows what else....be careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her vagina is rotting out her body...even the girls should be careful.....

Quickie  on Torpedos

posted on 28 July, 2011
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Change your line up. To many Russians. Your weekend Dj rocks his music is crazy.

sneaky Pete  on Torpedos

posted on 7 July, 2011
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I never have any problem w/ the DJ's here (@ Torps), maybe he didnt have it(your song), did u give him a tip, I heard that goes a looooooooooooooong way w/ DJ's

rude dj  on Torpedos

posted on 6 July, 2011
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whos that rude dj that works during the week what a fucking asshole i asked for one song and he copt an additude i shouldve cracked that fucking giant screen piece of shit over is fucking head

Torp man  on Torpedos

posted on 7 June, 2011
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Tiana has been around the clubs for years, she is a great pole dancer but if you are looking for fun, Tiana is strictly business...she just wants to get her money and get outta there. Good for her, bad for the customers.

Info  on Torpedos

posted on 7 June, 2011
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Fred, you may mean Tiana. Sounds like an accurate description. Yes, Tuesday is still 2 dances for 25$. Tiana works here dayshift 12-6pm. Her days alternate week to week, so call the hotline.

bucsrule53  on Torpedos

posted on 10 May, 2011
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Do they still do the 2 for 1 dances on tuesday and does tianna work here?

fred  on Torpedos

posted on 5 May, 2011
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Came in on Monday night met a girl named diana. She's the only american girl I saw there. Tan long brown hair and a killer bod. She's a great pole dancer. Got a ld from her was very worth it. Other than that the Russian girls come around every two minutes. Was very turned off by this. Not sure if ill come back the Russians are beautiful but annoying.

Just me  on Torpedos

posted on 1 May, 2011
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Ok guys nice job on that Saturday night dj I believe his name was John . He rocks. And very polite not like your previous djs but enough about that. Your girls these russians gotta go they can't dance so if your gonna have a go go bar with good music you need hot ladies that know how to dance to it

peter  on Torpedos

posted on 21 February, 2011
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Yes, there is a dollar parade, but if you go to any of the NJ bikini clubs, that is what you'lll get. The women are there to make a living. Torpedo's is laid back-nothing fancy. But I always have fun. If you have the cash, the VIP room is worth it if you find a dancer you like. Personally, I tend to avoid the Russain dancers--too much hustle. Most bartenders are fun.

Richie  on Torpedos

posted on 28 November, 2010
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Only tip the girls you like. If you don't like a girl it's your choice. You can wave them by. You are the customer, as long as you are buying drinks the owner of the bar doesn't care what you do. You will not be asked to leave for not tipping. Nursing your beer is acceptable. The bar makes money on the girls house fees. If the girls don't make money then they should get in shape and be sexier or get a real job.....no tipping, no problem.

Woff  on Torpedos

posted on 27 November, 2010
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Russian Dollar parade? What exactly do you think these girls are there for? So you can nurse beers and not tip? What's the big deal about tipping girls a dollar. And always blaming Russian girls because they Oh My God actually want to make a little money to shake their ass for you. Like the Spanish girls at Torpedos don't want a dollar too? What are they not allowed make a living? You dummies are lucky there are Russian girls to fill those spots. But go ahead complain about having to give out a few bucks to Russian girls.

njheavymetal  on Torpedos

posted on 9 October, 2010
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Havent been here in a long time. Whats this I hear of a new VIP room? Where is it in the bar? Whats the cost and how many minutes do you get? I actually might come back here.

fan  on Torpedos

posted on 4 October, 2010
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where is this beautiul long haired blonde? she used to work quite a lot o times at torpedos. saw her several times at satin dolls. where s she now, back to russia?

barney  on Torpedos

posted on 26 September, 2010
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Anyone know the name of the short russian blonde with the big chest or have a ld with her? Wanted to hook up with her but when she came off stage, she went right to a regular & parked herself there while the rest formed their dollar line around the bar. Any info would be appreciated.

john s.  on Torpedos

posted on 18 September, 2010
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you gotta be kidding me i feel like i liveing in russia when i"m there, constant dollar parade, it just never stops who wants to put up with that shit all the time, but i will say you can get just about anything u want and i mean anything

peter  on Torpedos

posted on 17 September, 2010
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Anyone tried the new VIP room?

after the flood review  on Torpedos

posted on 25 April, 2010
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very few customers, many of the newer girls dancing seem disinterested, mostly hanging with the regulars in the dogg pound. a/c was off, kinda stuffy feeling, musty air probably from being flooded. gotta a good dance from a 'zillian. new latina bartender was cute and friendly. staff and bouncers were alrite, mostly old crew. decent mix of girls, mostly 6-7s. i hope they keep most of the russians girls out, they were really beginning to take over the place, dollar parade was getting brutal

johnnybiggs  on Torpedos

posted on 23 April, 2010
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the reason no one sees any posts anymore, is that management deletes any negative posts & bans the poster. im sure ill get banned for this one too.

Vanessa/Shirley  on Torpedos

posted on 31 December, 2009
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How are these girls dances?

mike  on Torpedos

posted on 27 December, 2009
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yeah this place is beat dead done. russian dollar parade in the evening and night. hot sweet brazilians are only allowed to dance 1st shift in the afternoon for some reason. hella lame

Why  on Torpedos

posted on 19 December, 2009
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Why would anyone go here any more. the Lap dances are in the middle of the room with a guy staring at you. place is done.

Curious  on Torpedos

posted on 11 December, 2009
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Does anyone go to this club anymore...hasn't been a post since Sept. ?

russians  on Torpedos

posted on 21 September, 2009
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they are beautiful but moral

Sandra fan  on Torpedos

posted on 13 September, 2009
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does Sandra still work he???

Skinny russians  on Torpedos

posted on 3 September, 2009
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Recently all the russian are skinny. I like boobs and the night crew of russians are short onboobs. What gives Anyone know here the dancers have some handfuls to massage

mike  on Torpedos

posted on 20 August, 2009
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i agree, the new dj is HORRIBLE. even the girls hate him. wtf?? the music is so loud and all treble. pathetic

huh?  on Torpedos

posted on 3 August, 2009
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wtf with this place lately? as much as i like alot of the new, young, cute summer girls, where the hell are all the girls (both russian AND brarzilian) ive gotten used to? as soon as someone gets popular they get rid of them? and REALLY wtf with that new loudmouth dj?? that guy SUCKS!! AND HE NEVER SHUTS UP! if i gotta hear him scratch 1 more time, ill smash him with a chair. and no, i dont want one of your stupid cd's, spinderella, i just want to watch girls dance

re: tina lee  on Torpedos

posted on 25 July, 2009
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she hasnt worked here in years. she works at vip's in orange, days.

re dancer  on Torpedos

posted on 24 July, 2009
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does tina lee still dance here ...she used to be at tittilations if so when does she work.. is there a website for the bar that would list the dancers schedules?

Sandra  on Torpedos

posted on 28 May, 2009
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New, independent brazillian (has her own driver, not with agency). Saw her Tuesday, only her 3rd or 4th time here, but I hope she becomes a semi-regular. Smokin' body, pretty face, good english, and very friendly.

Impressed  on Torpedos

posted on 18 May, 2009
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There has been some new, good talent lately. I still think it's the best local club.

Monday nite  on Torpedos

posted on 12 May, 2009
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passed thru last night expecting the worst and was happily surprised! except for the one old russkie thats always seems to be there when i pop in, there was a bunch of cute young commies there and one super fine black girl. iit wasnt too busy and they were happy to give some decent attention instead of the usual dollar dash. i may just show up on another monday

Curious  on Torpedos

posted on 29 April, 2009
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No posts in a month? Is everyone banned?

peter  on Torpedos

posted on 30 March, 2009
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this is not a high end club, but if you understand that and are willing to spend a few $, you can have fun. lap dances are definitely not all air. never had a problem with the bouncers. yes, the russain dancers are chasing $, but can't blame them. stopped by friday night and ahd a lot of fun.

yo!  on Torpedos

posted on 20 March, 2009
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they have 2 shifts. one is brazilian (afternoon) then russian (evening). they should mix it up a little for variety or just ditch the russians all together. insofar as pure, i stopped by to check out d hype. service were ok, but its small, just 3 girls there, and i dont even think they have LDs. so torps wins

dont hate  on Torpedos

posted on 17 March, 2009
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you cant blame a dumpy little bar with no customers & torps throwaways for posting here. they DESPERATELY need bizness. all pure's good for is dirty hookers & underage drinking. peace

no class  on Torpedos

posted on 16 March, 2009
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it's a little tacky to post an ad for Pure on Torps page. we know who posted it, she is the rock chic that used to work here. she posts about herself all over this site.

wowza  on Torpedos

posted on 16 March, 2009
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this place really blows. hit up pure around the corner, especially this wednesday for the rock rama!!! 3$ soco and sky on the rocks ALL night & the sexiest rock chicks in NJ. doesn't get any better.

Dancer  on Torpedos

posted on 24 February, 2009
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R.I.P. Elizabeth. She was a Polish dancer who danced here for many years. She passed away July/08 of Ovarian Cancer in Germany.

Chuckie  on Torpedos

posted on 19 February, 2009
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Everybody is nice here. All Russian. I wish they were more Brazilians. The talent is average as are the LDs. A lot of hoods hangin who the dancers like to loiter with - management does not seem to mind. Nobody does. Been to better places and worse.

Mike  on Torpedos

posted on 18 February, 2009
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This place sucks!!!!

?  on Torpedos

posted on 17 February, 2009
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Do they still shuttle down the bottom brazilians from newark. haven't been here in awhile, because the last time I was there they had a bunch of brazilians down from newark bottom of the food chain can't get work up that way

A  on Torpedos

posted on 13 February, 2009
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Bring Back Christine!

Bob T.  on Torpedos

posted on 9 February, 2009
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Is Nikki back at Pure???

LD in the PM  on Torpedos

posted on 8 February, 2009
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Plan to frop by in the afternoon. Need names of dancers who give a decent LD Or, at least, the best LD that can be had

JESSIE  on Torpedos

posted on 17 November, 2008
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She is hot as hell from cali, she is in a relationship thought i dont care though i love 2 watch her dance ..fucking amazing girl good job on the hiring...very pleased

to WOW  on Torpedos

posted on 15 November, 2008
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you are probably thinking of Jessie. she is a tall american blonde. I've seen her before, anyone know her story?

WOW  on Torpedos

posted on 15 November, 2008
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That new hot tall blonde is fucking smoking ...and is a sweet heart love 2 get to know her better whats her name anyone know?

saturday day  on Torpedos

posted on 13 October, 2008
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who is the young american girl that dances to motley crue?

Former dancer  on Torpedos

posted on 7 October, 2008
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Elizabeth, who was a former dancer here passed away on July 18th 2008 of Ovarian Cancer. She was diagnosed in Nov. of 2005. She went to Germany for alternative treatment where she passed away. She is survived by her parents and a brother, all in Poland.

no life  on Torpedos

posted on 5 October, 2008
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like i said people have no life and are haters

ya see!  on Torpedos

posted on 3 October, 2008
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the people posting on torps site is from pure! thats why the comments about the girls being plastic at pure got deleted!

haters  on Torpedos

posted on 30 September, 2008
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so many haters out there

Brookman  on Torpedos

posted on 30 September, 2008
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I visit both Pure and Torps. My thoughts are: Pure's bartenders and dancers are sexier than Torps. There is a lot of Drama at Pure. Pure's music is too loud, the TVs are good but no one knows how to put a ballgame on the correct channel. Both clubs suffer from the same problem, too many slugs and not enough whales. Also too many Russians and lame ass chics looking for hand outs. Re:Ava. Get real dancers and keep the drink prices fair and maybe in the Fall things will pick up. I'm not saying visit Pure over Torps because Pure is not a better club at all, just giving my thoughts.

nothing  on Torpedos

posted on 29 September, 2008
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there is def not many hot girls at this place. fat, ugly, even some of the bartenders look like gross. not worth the trip ever again!!!!!!!! i am going back to pure girls are much better looking and the bartenders are fun ..

ungood.  on Torpedos

posted on 29 September, 2008
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if ur lookin to extras go around the corner to pure or delilahs, or better yet pick ur self up a hooker. go go is all about eye candy, the wet dream of looking but not touching...wanting what you cant have... there are a few americans worth the trip and the money. my girls know who they are=)

ungood  on Torpedos

posted on 27 September, 2008
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this place use to be a party with a lof of fun brazilian chix, now its very tame with overly aggressive management. dont go there looking for more than a beer, basically a sports bar now with eye candy, its ok to stop in but go with low expectations and you wont be disappointed. and dont bother with the LD room.

re re russian  on Torpedos

posted on 27 September, 2008
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there are MANY HOT american dancers in this bar! ( and russian and brazilian too ) the other guy doesn't know what he's talking about..he's probably just a hater!

nikki  on Torpedos

posted on 28 August, 2008
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she is very hot and very friendly and also one of the few girls that will actually dance! my only thought on why she is in this dump and not someplace better is that she likes being the big fish in a small pond.

Re:Nikki  on Torpedos

posted on 27 August, 2008
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She is great on the pole, but definitely not a good dancer and has no body, pretty in the face, but not what i want to see at a go go bar to turn me on, i want a dancer who dances off the pole as well as on it!!!

RE torps  on Torpedos

posted on 26 August, 2008
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you obviously work for pure. be as bitter as you want. word has it shes done in january any way. she deff wont stay at torps that whole time, so every one needs to get the fuck over it

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