The NoName Club Reviews

0.1

378 bergen blvd

Fairview, New Jersey 07022

Dat Dude

posted on 23 October, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

This is the gayest club I've been to. They should pay me money to give this wack ass review. Because this is a wack ass club, with a wack ass manager (looks like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs) and wack ass service. Never again will I go here!

Thomas

posted on 14 August, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

The person named Van is absolutely right. I wish I would have read that review first. The service there is poor and for whatever the girls do is not worth the money that they're asking. I saw the owner in there and he looked like he should be working for Kinney Shoes. I'm sure that there are other manager there that can do a hell of a better job but that owner is such a giant flake, it's not even funny. I voted 0.1 because I couldn't vote 0.0 DON'T GO THERE EVER!!!!

Van

posted on 14 August, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

This club is completely horrible. The management is slow and unorganize. The owner of the establishment is a buffoon and tries to manage it like a great business man. I had a horrible time there and if I were you, I wouldn't waste my time there.

LEB

posted on 24 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE

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