Has anyone banged that russian Irena. What an ass!
I miss Bambi & Natalia sucking me off behind the building at night.
Come on people, where is "Lola not Lauria" these days. Really miss her :( and I sound like spongebob when I cry..... whaaaaaaaaaa $100 for a lap dance offered
I rode by there today and the dump has a FOR SALE sign on it. I'm so happy to see that dump closed down FOREVER.
I'd like to still get my Illusion bjs. If any of the ex dancers or natalie are reading this we need to talk.
Natalia was a good little whore. She would suck me most of the way off then finish me off with my cock between her tits. One night I paid her and Bambi $300 to both blow me in the parking lot after the place closed down. We missed getting caught by the cops by about 30 seconds too.
I was sittin there one night and Natalie came over to me while i still had half a beer and said, "Do you want me to give you some head?" She was a dirty little ho, i bet she sucked every cock in Florence.
Was she short barmaid that flashed her tits?
Natalia sucked a mean cock too.
Gemini sure could give good BJs, I miss that a lot.
Your right, they will never re open that shithole, biggest skumbag bar in the world. How stupid was it to have your manager friends with bikers. He brought all the heat on that shithole.
Florence Township will NEVER let that dump re-open. It's going to sit there and rot. As it should.
Youre a brave man to have eaten anything from Illusions.
I miss this place, I got drunk a million times there, and pissed on the floor, millions of times, cheeseburgers were grease, and my sister fucks dogs, Cee YU
what about that corvette guys friend the cop, what a fuckin moron he was, he was a big mouth his name was ernie, big man with a badge, i no people who said he was fired for some retard shit. He talked to us but we hated him. two idiots.
Yeah that red corvette guy was wierd, he was in love with Laura, and Natalia two skumbag milkers, boon lovers
I dunno, I never heard of him. I drove by the old place this weekend and a for sale sign is up. I should buy it and bring back gogo to Florence.
Is that scary looking guy who used to always be at the bar and drove the red corvette get out of prison yet? I heard he was in there for child molestation and drug dealing. That guy was one odd looking dude. He used to spend thousands in there.
You have to admit that it was worth going there or you wouldn't have.
LMAO .. What a freakin loser you have to be to miss that shit hole.
I hope someone opens up anohter club there. I miss it so much.
This club has been closed down for over 2yrs now!!! it needs to be removed off your list
Has Bambi had her baby yet ??? How many eyes does it have ???
Come on people, where is "Lola not Lauria" these days. Really miss her :(
Bambi gave some WICKED blow jobs but she was a spitter. I gotta say that the best fuck / blow jobs I had at Illusions were from chubby little Jen the barmaid.
Gemini gave the best head.
But but... We read it on the internet. It's gotta be true!
There is someone playing games on here... there is NO NEW CLUB OPENING!' I rode past the building just yesterday... still looks dilapidated and condemned...no new construction is being done at alll! The township WILL NEVER APPROVE of a new club after the last one was such a disaster and eyesore! Stop spreading speading lies and rumors...go find something better to do with yourself!
Problems with the people in the town and zoning board. Opening pushed back to Nov 15th. Liquor license is out of the question. BYOB. May need to open as a bikini club with no lap dance room to satisfy the town folk.
YES! I can't wait til it opens
Wake up for what?!?! What's you point?!?!
Oh? Its going to be a new club...correct? I figured...if they are pouring money into a new club, then there must be "SOME" potential? Wow...thats' very disappointing to know! Thanks for the info...you may have saved me the trip!
Hello management...is there a number I could call before I make the trip? I'm traveling all the way from Delaware and I wanna make sure you are holding auditions before I make the trip.
It'll be closed down again by January 1.
Illusions will be reopening soon. Tentatively, Nov. 1st. New name, new owner, new talent. Dancers interested stop by Wed - Friday 1-5.
Does anyone know what they are going to do with Illusions? Was it sold? will a new club open there? its been closed for quite a while.
Anybody seen bambi ?
oK I give up where is Columbus Inn
remember that guy Derek Nash that used to be there all the time. Cheating on his wife with the strippers there. What ever happened to him? does he still work for inventa? he thought he was such a big shot, he was such a dickhead.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I miss that girl.
She bartending at the Columbus Inn now. Don't know exactly when except for Fridays, she's definately there Friday nights
Lola not Laura WHERE ARE YOU!!! I miss u baby!!! and I sound like spongebob when I cry :( LOL
Repeated SPAM put on boards everywhere (and was here before). Sites like that install SPYWARE and adware on your computer without you knowing it.
From what I hear some people are looking at the building to turn it into a family-oriented restaurant.
The Township will NEVER le Travia open that shit hole again.
I've been hearing a lot of rumors that the doors are going to be reopening. Anyone know if there's any truth to this, and if so when can I come back "home". I was beyond disappointed when you guys closed. Haven't found a local place I completly like yet. The G was starting to look up, but sadly, that didn't last long.
man! i totally screwed that one up, i didnt know it was just the poles for sale!
The sign out front says "FOR SALE - TWO STRIPPER POLES" ... meaning the two stripper poles are for sale .. NOT the bar itself.
It's true, the sign out front said, for sale and mentioned that it had two poles.
Fuck the neighbors and the township. Actually a shithole like Illusions was one of the bright spots of their town. LOL! So you know how hurting this town is. Frankly though, unless it's done right, another stripclub is worthless, just like this township.
The Township would NEVER let Illusions open up again. Anybody who tells you otherwise is full of it. The neighbors don't want a club there and neither do the Township officials.
I saw the other day that the building is up for sale as a strip club. I hope some new owner comes and opens up a new club. It would be nice to see one back in that area.
"Lola"s not dancing anymore!??? Actually, I'm happy to hear that. She was such a beautiful girl in all aspects. I think "dancing" ages the girls super rapidly. Whats she doing now? I am the weekend big tipper to her, I think I gave her a box of Godiva Chocolate once too, LOL. But boy do I miss her!!!
I know where Lola is and she's not dancing nor does she ever want to see anyone she saw sitting in this shithole ever again.Sorry, guess your BEAT!
New "all nude nightclub "byob" is opening up in sayreville, nj. it is going to seat about 400 people, new vip rooms, new lap dance rooms. it is going to be similiar like scores!!!!! looking to hire girls if interested call 201-803-5165 xxxvclub@aolcom grand opening 11-7-07
Is the building for sale?
Is that where the herd migrated to? Is Sloppy Sue beer-wenching there too? How about Jimmy The Junkie? Is he selling coke there now? It's like a bad smell that never goes away. It just moves further down the road.
Come on people, a little help please!!! Where is "Lola not Laura" dancing these days?
It's niether sad nor funny it's the life they deserve to lead, one filled with hate , sadness and eventually the one i wish on them the most....regret! boy to live with regret means they will never be happy, that's it i wish them never to be happy! bye bye suckers see you at the g spot if you got the guts
You got to figure the cost of demolishing the shit hole. Then, considering the type of people and debris they left behind, you can consider the property a toxic waste site. So ny value commercial land along the highway may have would have to be diminished by that. Also evil spirits, bad karma, bad breath even would be left behind. They'd have to hire someone from Rome to perform an exorcism.
They figure no one wants to buy it. Check public records, contact the owner, offer 15 thousand, that might be enough.
I know the bar is closed but is it for sale? Does anyone know?
No different than those under 30. Interestingly, none of this is usually true for foreign born dancers for some odd reason.
I remember her. She tickled my pickel once or twice.
She was kinda hot for an older broad.
Of course, why do you think I'm askin.
Any girl who's over 30 and still a dancer is either a whore, drug addict, alcoholic or all of the above.
Are any of the dancers still around at other clubs? Is there any other bars in that general area?
The drugs were thanks to certain deejays and gang members and the sex was thanks to some of the managers who used to pimp out some of the dancers to the regulars who they knew weren't cops.
Wow! I never knew all this stuff was going on while i was sitting there having a beer. Drugs and sex inside the club? I do remember this one barmaide who insisted on showing her nipples to everyone and i did see her going outside with people sometimes, but I assmed they were someone she knew and was talking with.
It was years of the old ladys arrogance towards the township (she thinks her shit don't stink) combined with the lewdness, drug trafficking and illicit sex inside the bar that finally pushed the township to the limit. Plus the fact that one of the deejays sold them out to save his own ass on drug dealing and DWI charges.
So was it the fact they were protesting the smoking ban that finally pushed the township over the edge and they were closed?
And revenge tastes sweet. What's Elmanure doing for cash these days? A third mortgage on that rat trap house of hers maybe?
You gotta point. I made that part up. Just a fantasy i guess. Do you know of any other bars in that general area?
Not for that. If so, there business would have been tremendous and they'd run the competition out of business. Think about it, IF these fanciful stories about various BJ's, if true and widespread, would greatly enhance customer satisfaction and the place would rock. But since there wasn't enough satisfaction and instead a bunch of low-lifes getting drunk, the place couldn't attract discerning customers that would spend money. So the problem was opposite to what these hateful retards with scores to settle are still trying to say here. It's both sad and funny how they can't let go of their hatreds.
This hot dancer that called herself Gemini use to suck me dry every time I went there.
Then you must be one pathetic SOB.
Illusioins was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Roflmao .. what a bunch of losers.
I miss Illusions so f*ckin much!
Looking for "Lola not Lauria", anyone see her recently?
I see. I stopped going there around 2004 before all this trouble with being closed down happened. i went there a few months ago to my surprise it was closed for good. Same thing happened to heartbreaker / Silk. There won't be any more gogo bars pretty soon.
No, that was Jennifer. Natalia was a dancer with long brown hair and HUGE knockers. Kinda fat in the ass tho.
Just my luck, now their closed! Was Natalie the short barmaid witht he shortish dark hair? she would show her nips for tips sometimes.
The best BJ I ever got was from Natalia. She was all spit. She would suck a cock like she was starving for cum.
A few of the barmaids were well known for giving head in the parking lot and in the back room but I'd say 75% of the dancers were even better known for it. If the managers knew you you could pretty much leave with any girl you wanted. Why do you think they got closed down?
was it true the barmaids at illusions were giving bjs in the parking lot?
i guess you love chcks with NA!
Envy if you are reading this i miss watching you dance. i am sorry the bar closed, hope you are doing well
Has the bridge collapsed under the weight of Sloppy Sue The Toll Troll yet?
Does anybody know where Jimmy The Junkie ended up? There are still some people out here who owe that toothless cocksucker a serious ass whoopin' some day when he least expects it.
gin angel, and laura are at g spot. strawberry is at sugar and spice. and as of the rest of the girls hopefully they finally retired. oh and its lola not laura.
Pathetic and dishonest spam attempts on a closed club board. They must be desperate for traffic to the spam site
that story on the website is great, i c many young girls destroy there lives cause they think they have control.
She's an average fuck, gives decent head & doesn't swallow. She does let ya cum on her face tho which is always a plus.
Really? Cool. Where at? If it's who I think it is I'd pay for a round in the sack with her.
when are you people gonna grow up and stop hurling insults at people who don't even care if you live or die? Oh by the way, I saw that HOT 40something BLONDE from the G spot hooking in A C
Has anyone seen Sloppy Sue the toll troll on the job? I was wondering of she takes the money with her hoof or with her trunk.
You might consider it decent money for uneducated white trash (which she is) but in the real world it's nothing more than a demeaning hourly wage job that a monkey could do.
Funny thing is toll collectors make decent money. Likely she's making more now than at that the bar. If she's doing that it's better than just going on welfare and disappearing into the trailer park.