Has anyone banged that russian Irena. What an ass!
I miss Bambi & Natalia sucking me off behind the building at night.
Come on people, where is "Lola not Lauria" these days. Really miss her :( and I sound like spongebob when I cry..... whaaaaaaaaaa $100 for a lap dance offered
I rode by there today and the dump has a FOR SALE sign on it. I'm so happy to see that dump closed down FOREVER.
I'd like to still get my Illusion bjs. If any of the ex dancers or natalie are reading this we need to talk.
Natalia was a good little whore. She would suck me most of the way off then finish me off with my cock between her tits. One night I paid her and Bambi $300 to both blow me in the parking lot after the place closed down. We missed getting caught by the cops by about 30 seconds too.
I was sittin there one night and Natalie came over to me while i still had half a beer and said, "Do you want me to give you some head?" She was a dirty little ho, i bet she sucked every cock in Florence.
Was she short barmaid that flashed her tits?
Natalia sucked a mean cock too.
Gemini sure could give good BJs, I miss that a lot.
Your right, they will never re open that shithole, biggest skumbag bar in the world. How stupid was it to have your manager friends with bikers. He brought all the heat on that shithole.
Florence Township will NEVER let that dump re-open. It's going to sit there and rot. As it should.
Youre a brave man to have eaten anything from Illusions.
I miss this place, I got drunk a million times there, and pissed on the floor, millions of times, cheeseburgers were grease, and my sister fucks dogs, Cee YU
what about that corvette guys friend the cop, what a fuckin moron he was, he was a big mouth his name was ernie, big man with a badge, i no people who said he was fired for some retard shit. He talked to us but we hated him. two idiots.
Yeah that red corvette guy was wierd, he was in love with Laura, and Natalia two skumbag milkers, boon lovers
I dunno, I never heard of him. I drove by the old place this weekend and a for sale sign is up. I should buy it and bring back gogo to Florence.
Is that scary looking guy who used to always be at the bar and drove the red corvette get out of prison yet? I heard he was in there for child molestation and drug dealing. That guy was one odd looking dude. He used to spend thousands in there.
You have to admit that it was worth going there or you wouldn't have.
LMAO .. What a freakin loser you have to be to miss that shit hole.
I hope someone opens up anohter club there. I miss it so much.
This club has been closed down for over 2yrs now!!! it needs to be removed off your list
Has Bambi had her baby yet ??? How many eyes does it have ???
Come on people, where is "Lola not Lauria" these days. Really miss her :(
Bambi gave some WICKED blow jobs but she was a spitter. I gotta say that the best fuck / blow jobs I had at Illusions were from chubby little Jen the barmaid.
Gemini gave the best head.
But but... We read it on the internet. It's gotta be true!
There is someone playing games on here... there is NO NEW CLUB OPENING!' I rode past the building just yesterday... still looks dilapidated and condemned...no new construction is being done at alll! The township WILL NEVER APPROVE of a new club after the last one was such a disaster and eyesore! Stop spreading speading lies and rumors...go find something better to do with yourself!
Problems with the people in the town and zoning board. Opening pushed back to Nov 15th. Liquor license is out of the question. BYOB. May need to open as a bikini club with no lap dance room to satisfy the town folk.
YES! I can't wait til it opens
Wake up for what?!?! What's you point?!?!
Oh? Its going to be a new club...correct? I figured...if they are pouring money into a new club, then there must be "SOME" potential? Wow...thats' very disappointing to know! Thanks for the info...you may have saved me the trip!
Hello management...is there a number I could call before I make the trip? I'm traveling all the way from Delaware and I wanna make sure you are holding auditions before I make the trip.
It'll be closed down again by January 1.
Illusions will be reopening soon. Tentatively, Nov. 1st. New name, new owner, new talent. Dancers interested stop by Wed - Friday 1-5.
Does anyone know what they are going to do with Illusions? Was it sold? will a new club open there? its been closed for quite a while.
Anybody seen bambi ?
oK I give up where is Columbus Inn
remember that guy Derek Nash that used to be there all the time. Cheating on his wife with the strippers there. What ever happened to him? does he still work for inventa? he thought he was such a big shot, he was such a dickhead.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I miss that girl.
She bartending at the Columbus Inn now. Don't know exactly when except for Fridays, she's definately there Friday nights
Lola not Laura WHERE ARE YOU!!! I miss u baby!!! and I sound like spongebob when I cry :( LOL
Repeated SPAM put on boards everywhere (and was here before). Sites like that install SPYWARE and adware on your computer without you knowing it.
From what I hear some people are looking at the building to turn it into a family-oriented restaurant.
The Township will NEVER le Travia open that shit hole again.
I've been hearing a lot of rumors that the doors are going to be reopening. Anyone know if there's any truth to this, and if so when can I come back "home". I was beyond disappointed when you guys closed. Haven't found a local place I completly like yet. The G was starting to look up, but sadly, that didn't last long.
man! i totally screwed that one up, i didnt know it was just the poles for sale!
The sign out front says "FOR SALE - TWO STRIPPER POLES" ... meaning the two stripper poles are for sale .. NOT the bar itself.
It's true, the sign out front said, for sale and mentioned that it had two poles.
Fuck the neighbors and the township. Actually a shithole like Illusions was one of the bright spots of their town. LOL! So you know how hurting this town is. Frankly though, unless it's done right, another stripclub is worthless, just like this township.
The Township would NEVER let Illusions open up again. Anybody who tells you otherwise is full of it. The neighbors don't want a club there and neither do the Township officials.
I saw the other day that the building is up for sale as a strip club. I hope some new owner comes and opens up a new club. It would be nice to see one back in that area.
"Lola"s not dancing anymore!??? Actually, I'm happy to hear that. She was such a beautiful girl in all aspects. I think "dancing" ages the girls super rapidly. Whats she doing now? I am the weekend big tipper to her, I think I gave her a box of Godiva Chocolate once too, LOL. But boy do I miss her!!!
I know where Lola is and she's not dancing nor does she ever want to see anyone she saw sitting in this shithole ever again.Sorry, guess your BEAT!
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Is the building for sale?
Is that where the herd migrated to? Is Sloppy Sue beer-wenching there too? How about Jimmy The Junkie? Is he selling coke there now? It's like a bad smell that never goes away. It just moves further down the road.
Come on people, a little help please!!! Where is "Lola not Laura" dancing these days?
It's niether sad nor funny it's the life they deserve to lead, one filled with hate , sadness and eventually the one i wish on them the most....regret! boy to live with regret means they will never be happy, that's it i wish them never to be happy! bye bye suckers see you at the g spot if you got the guts
You got to figure the cost of demolishing the shit hole. Then, considering the type of people and debris they left behind, you can consider the property a toxic waste site. So ny value commercial land along the highway may have would have to be diminished by that. Also evil spirits, bad karma, bad breath even would be left behind. They'd have to hire someone from Rome to perform an exorcism.
They figure no one wants to buy it. Check public records, contact the owner, offer 15 thousand, that might be enough.
I know the bar is closed but is it for sale? Does anyone know?
No different than those under 30. Interestingly, none of this is usually true for foreign born dancers for some odd reason.
I remember her. She tickled my pickel once or twice.
She was kinda hot for an older broad.
Of course, why do you think I'm askin.
Any girl who's over 30 and still a dancer is either a whore, drug addict, alcoholic or all of the above.
Are any of the dancers still around at other clubs? Is there any other bars in that general area?
The drugs were thanks to certain deejays and gang members and the sex was thanks to some of the managers who used to pimp out some of the dancers to the regulars who they knew weren't cops.
Wow! I never knew all this stuff was going on while i was sitting there having a beer. Drugs and sex inside the club? I do remember this one barmaide who insisted on showing her nipples to everyone and i did see her going outside with people sometimes, but I assmed they were someone she knew and was talking with.
It was years of the old ladys arrogance towards the township (she thinks her shit don't stink) combined with the lewdness, drug trafficking and illicit sex inside the bar that finally pushed the township to the limit. Plus the fact that one of the deejays sold them out to save his own ass on drug dealing and DWI charges.
So was it the fact they were protesting the smoking ban that finally pushed the township over the edge and they were closed?
And revenge tastes sweet. What's Elmanure doing for cash these days? A third mortgage on that rat trap house of hers maybe?
You gotta point. I made that part up. Just a fantasy i guess. Do you know of any other bars in that general area?
Not for that. If so, there business would have been tremendous and they'd run the competition out of business. Think about it, IF these fanciful stories about various BJ's, if true and widespread, would greatly enhance customer satisfaction and the place would rock. But since there wasn't enough satisfaction and instead a bunch of low-lifes getting drunk, the place couldn't attract discerning customers that would spend money. So the problem was opposite to what these hateful retards with scores to settle are still trying to say here. It's both sad and funny how they can't let go of their hatreds.
This hot dancer that called herself Gemini use to suck me dry every time I went there.
Then you must be one pathetic SOB.
Illusioins was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Roflmao .. what a bunch of losers.
I miss Illusions so f*ckin much!
Looking for "Lola not Lauria", anyone see her recently?
I see. I stopped going there around 2004 before all this trouble with being closed down happened. i went there a few months ago to my surprise it was closed for good. Same thing happened to heartbreaker / Silk. There won't be any more gogo bars pretty soon.
No, that was Jennifer. Natalia was a dancer with long brown hair and HUGE knockers. Kinda fat in the ass tho.
Just my luck, now their closed! Was Natalie the short barmaid witht he shortish dark hair? she would show her nips for tips sometimes.
The best BJ I ever got was from Natalia. She was all spit. She would suck a cock like she was starving for cum.
A few of the barmaids were well known for giving head in the parking lot and in the back room but I'd say 75% of the dancers were even better known for it. If the managers knew you you could pretty much leave with any girl you wanted. Why do you think they got closed down?
was it true the barmaids at illusions were giving bjs in the parking lot?
i guess you love chcks with NA!
Envy if you are reading this i miss watching you dance. i am sorry the bar closed, hope you are doing well
Has the bridge collapsed under the weight of Sloppy Sue The Toll Troll yet?
Does anybody know where Jimmy The Junkie ended up? There are still some people out here who owe that toothless cocksucker a serious ass whoopin' some day when he least expects it.
gin angel, and laura are at g spot. strawberry is at sugar and spice. and as of the rest of the girls hopefully they finally retired. oh and its lola not laura.
Pathetic and dishonest spam attempts on a closed club board. They must be desperate for traffic to the spam site
that story on the website is great, i c many young girls destroy there lives cause they think they have control.
She's an average fuck, gives decent head & doesn't swallow. She does let ya cum on her face tho which is always a plus.
Really? Cool. Where at? If it's who I think it is I'd pay for a round in the sack with her.
when are you people gonna grow up and stop hurling insults at people who don't even care if you live or die? Oh by the way, I saw that HOT 40something BLONDE from the G spot hooking in A C
Has anyone seen Sloppy Sue the toll troll on the job? I was wondering of she takes the money with her hoof or with her trunk.
You might consider it decent money for uneducated white trash (which she is) but in the real world it's nothing more than a demeaning hourly wage job that a monkey could do.
Funny thing is toll collectors make decent money. Likely she's making more now than at that the bar. If she's doing that it's better than just going on welfare and disappearing into the trailer park.
Fatty Barmaid is a TOLL COLLECTOR now? I can't stop laughing. There really IS a God. I wonder if Jimmy The Junkie is in the next lane over from her selling coke out of HIS booth.
Sloppy Sue was jea;ous as all hell of all of the dancers because they were hotter than she'd ever be. The only guys that payed any attention to her were the lowest of the dirtbag losers that went there.
Sounds like another post by some pathetic loser who could never even get to first base with a gal as hot as Bambi. Try Natalia. Give her a couple drinks and she'll give ya anything you want. Especially when she's off her psychotropic meds.
Of big fat sloppy Sue? LMAO .. you're kidding right? She's like what .. 50 ... and still lives by herself in daddys attic. She tells people that her BROTHER is her SON so they think that at one point in her pathetic life some guy actually FUCKED her. Get real. She's a nasty, fatass, gross pathetic SLOB.
You people are just a bunch of jealous fucks why don't you go follow whore Bambi, bring your wallets that pussy aint free.
You're kidding right? My God how funny would that be if it's true. Sloppy Sue The Bridge Troll.
I heard SS was at the tolls at the Burlington Bristol bridge.
Can that big fat pig even FIT in a toll booth? Maybe if they greased the doors. What toll booth area does she work at? What shift? I'd LOVE to pull up and laugh my ass off right in her face.
I heard she is collecting tolls.
Where is Sloppy Sue working? Some people owe her a visit.
Who the fuck would marry that whore Natalia? Her pussy's got more mileage on it than the NJ Turnpike.
They work regular jobs now. I heard they are both getting married. Not to each other though! lol
any info on where any of the girls went? natalia? envy?
i went to an asshole doc. but they turned out great the doc was just a dick i didnt feel insecure i just wanted bigger boobs went from a 34b to a 34d actually i think there dd's sometimes d dont fit and tara got the boobs out she got sick of them i love VH1 and E!
Yup ... and it couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. Elmanure, Sloppy Sue, Lenny The Loser, Bill The Boozer, Jimmy The Junkie ... All thought their shit didn't stink. Well guess what assholes ... looks like the stink's on you now. What goes around comes around. It took a while, but you all finally got just what you all deserved. The next jobs you all get ... think twice before you fuck people over. Because you never know who or what you're dealing with. Asta La Vista assholes.
Closed.....Township finally got their way
Does anyone know where the former dancers are dancing now other than the "g-spot"? I know Angel and Demi are there sometimes, but I would like to find a young blond who was at Illusions for about 6 months. I think her name was Laura and she was a Rutgers coed. She danced on weekends. Long blond hair, everything real, nothing fake. She was a "10", 21 year old! LOL!
Only a MAJOR asshole could fuck up running a gogo bar. It's a license to print money. How stupid can they possibly be?
Why close the place down for good? Just get decent people to run it instead of the bunch of rejects that were running it before.
Who cares what Jimmy did? I think there were a few sources of the white powder at Illusions. Just like at any strip club no matter how hard they try to stop it. No matter because Illusions is history!
Jimmy most certainly WAS dealing coke out of there.
You are the rat here. Jimmy the Junkie days working in a strip club are over. I think you are talking about that motorcycle gang who used to guard the the mens room door to do their deals not Jimmy. The owners let that gang do what they wanted, when they wanted. They were the drug dealers not Jimmy.
I only know it because I know what went on there. I'm one of those quiet types who just sits at the bar and watches what goes on .. who comes in and who leaves ... who goes into the mens room and who guards the door until the transaction is finished. Jimmy The Junkie ratted the place uot to save his own skin. Someday I'm sure certain people will hold him accountable. And I really hope someone videotapes it.
Hey you sure know alot so you must be buying too!
I'm sure they all already have Jimmys phone number. If not, I'm sure a certain real estate guy regular can hook them up too,
I guess you should post your cell phone so they can get their white shit from you.
Illosers is finally history. Only now, where will all the locals buy their coke?
Are they ever going to open again or what?
I find it to be very sad that so many of you people put down a place the you would come to so often. I worked at Illusions for 6 years off and on. The owner and management were like family to me and always went out to their way to help me out. I am very sad that the bar may not open. I miss everyone there!!! Love you all!
It's March 15th and the place still hasn't reopened. Where are all the loudmouths who said the place would reopen again on March 13th?? Looks like El Manure finally got what she deserves. Bye-bye Illusions .. hello Applebees.
Maybe they could keep the old structure and make it a rest stop!
ET is the only one who knows whether they will reopen so the only way you will know is to ask her.
Are they going to re-open or not?
They're nuts if they ever open again. There just going to keep getting shut down. Right Jimmy?
The same thing is going to keep happening over and over again. They're just going to keep on busting her and closing the bar down. She and her bar wore out their welcome in Florence Township YEARS ago.
As I hear it a few disgruntled ex-dancers and deejays had it in for the owner and went to the cops with stories of what really went on there. I guess they heard enough to target the bar and close it down.
Wrong .. they want HER out of Florence. Not the other bars. And YES, what happened before will continue to happen over and over again until she finally DOES close down for good. And THAT you can take to the bank. Paybacks are a bitch.
Good word that Illusions will never reopen. Those who wanted to see it close have their wish. The end of an age!
They look like that older blonde chick that got fired then came back right before the bar got closed down.
Who cares. It doesn't matter.
Why did you get them? Did you feel inadequate or insecure without them?
tara's titties are fake dont you remember american pie? the joke of the pic is that her scars didnt heal because of her "horrible" boob job i personally like them and another thing the other pic with the blocked out face yeah you stupid fucks that not tara and not all boob jobs are bad ive had mine for a year now and you cant even tell there fake
Tara reid has a boob job. Those scars around the nipples? They aren't natural.
And Tara's real tits look fabulous. I was expecting a horror show after the last comment but I'm pleasantly surprised. Some people write such drivel. Besides even really bad real tits look better than any fake tits. Maybe 1 in 20 (or fewer) women, that have real tits that are "deflated" might be horror shows.
Here's a pic of Tara Reids tit. It looks nothing like the ones in that picture.
Tara Reid has really nasty looking REAL tits. Remember the time her gown top slipped? Google the pic. That pic looks like that older blonde chick that danced at Illusions.
That's tara reid you idiots, boy they got you, you're real smart
Oh there's NO MISTAKING those tits & nipples. It can only be ONE gal.
I've seen Galina without her top. Those aren't her breasts.
Ok sorry. So who's tits are they? It can only be Bambi!
I never said Sayy wasn't hot. I just said those weren't her tits.
Let me tell you something about Sally. When she first came to Illusions in the fall of 2004 she was very, very hot. She had an awesome body! Then she went ot the Super Bowl and was gone for six months in Jacksonville and she came back 30 pounds heavier.
That could NEVER be sally. Her tits were never that nice. My guess is Bambi.
Hmmm... it is either Sally before she put on 30 pounds or Bambi. My outside guess is Galina.
Easy one. See if you can guess who this Illusions dancer is.
Guess who is the attached picture. A hint... she is very sloppy!
salsbury steak is foul, but i still like to chill.
What is wrong with Salsbury steak? Oh that is right I find Illusions an ok place.
Hey, there's the hamburger crowd and there's the filet mignon crowd. Illusions is definately for the salsbury steak TV dinner types.
See, you cheap assholes make my point FOR me. You get what you pay for. You want an inexpensive place then you're going to get old, substandard dancers and fat, nasty barmaids. I have an idea ... save your money for a few months and then go to a REAL club in New York for a night to see how it's done.
Cheeks expensive? LOL! It's never been for me. If you don't lap, a few of the dancers will hit you for ones but most give up after 1 round for their entire shift - they are too busy with their laps or just realize yoi won't be lapping. Very few keep trying for more ones (altho they tend to be the lamer ones)
The G spot is depressing with even more hideous dancers than were ever at Illusions and Risque and Cheeks are too expensive to hang out in. I think it can be better run but the question is will the cops keep busting the place until the owner just gets tired of it or it is permanently closed.
You're absolutely right. There's no reason at all for ehr to help out the very people who've padded her pockets with tons of cash for all these years.
Hey I miss the place. Far from perfect as we all know, but if I want a really well run, polished place I know where they are. All said and done, a large percentage of the time I perfer to chill out after a hard week at Illusions(similar to the the Cantina scene in Star Wars without Obe-Wan.) LOL
Do you think she is a bank and can just hand out loads of cash to each and every dancer sitting on their ass? When people help others out it doesn't mean that they have the ability to keep a few dozen households going all at once for more than a month. What a completely assinine post that was.... I think this club sucks but sometimes some of the stuff I see here is so retarded, it has to be smacked down as stupid beyond belief.
I heard time and time again from Elmanure about how much she cares about her girls. She even told the papers that she doesn't care if she makes maney as long as her dancers are. Where is she now? Has she stepped forward to put her money where her mouth is and help us out financially now that the club is closed? Elmanure only cares about herself. Always has, always will.
Class? hahahahahaha! This is a STRIP CLUB, moron. Anytime you see "strip club" along with any advertisement of "class", it is merely a fraud to steal more money from morons. The model for how money is made is to look at Playhouse, or much better, cheeks. It's all about friendly (not bitchy) girls with a premium on proper customer service. The same is true as to the few north jesey clubs that are still doing well, because the "non-performing" lame clubs with phony "class" are on the edge of extinction, which is a positive thing. Fraud clubs need to close and die.
hum i see mr. these girls are nothing but whores psycho serial killer is back. but do you have anything to say about me? you know who i am did you come check me out and you think im hot and now your in a blank? oh yeah i bet you watch the side videos after you post and jerk off to them too ha what a loser!!
The better dancers go where the money is. The Illusions crowd has no money. The parking lot on a Saturday night looks like a scrap yard. The only way they'll attract a better crowd and better dancers is if they put some serious money into renovating the place and then get some skilled business people to actually run it.
hey anyone looking for the old bartender Brandi shes bartending at Gallaghers on Lalor St. Trenton Nj so go visit her she works Tue, Wed, Fri, & Sun night 7-close
Better dancers bring better customers. The sleeze will slime away into the night because the dancers won't spend time with the losers with no money and trying to get a wet finger for a buck.
Look at the place. It's a dive. They'll never get anything but old hags & sleaze to dance there becuse of the cheap lowlifes they get as customers.
If they reopen they should hold themselves to a higher standard of dancers who are a lot more attractive than most of the ten girls who worked there when it closed for 40 days. There are a few older ones and one bartender who keep all the nicer looking girls from staying there more than a week because they talk shit about them and they leave. Lets face it by saying its a gogo bar and the hotter they are the crazier they can be. Bring back the two or three hot girls and tell the rest to stay where they are now. Get some more attractive and personable bartenders too. No dancers going around the outside the bar grinding guys into a woodie. Have some class!
LOL... What would they "deserve"? By the way, maybe haters get what they "deserve".
And that's not saying much! - (But when you say YOU people, you are somehow implying that you, the poster, is not included... Oh yeah, you were one of the loser dancers and this is your way of striking "back" at the well-deserved insults)
You people are losers more than the dancers that worked there
Easily. Because of law and standards (of appropriate sanction - here a suspension). Why do you ask such a retarded rhetorical question, are you somehow morally offended yourself or some sort of asshole instead?
How can the township renew their liquor license after these incidents?
Wow, a pundit, a soothsayer, an expert. As much as I think they totally suck, that prediction is worth about the same as the barf stained carpet. If they close for good it will be for losing money because they are out of step with the strip club biz and their clientele is low class.
I give it two weeks after it re-opens before the township closes it down again.
Hey, yes the bar is re-opening, on March 13th, 3 days after my birthday, so come have a drink with me. See u guys in a month!
What bar could POSSIBLY be shittier than Illusions? The restrooms smelled like the inside of an outdoor porta-potty on a summer afternoon. The carpets are filthy. The glasses were usually not well washed and they had cats pissing and shitting all over the kitchen and changing areas.
the g-spot was deemed a cigar bar b4 the ban went into affect. firkin loop hole, an if the place is shitter then illusions may god help my girls that went there to dance. and there are very nice bartenders besides the obvious, i don't think i have to mention names. hope to see you all back on march 14 is the scheduled reopen date as of right now. peace and love to you all.
No. Illusions let patrons smoke ILLEGALLY in defiance of the law until the newspapers caught wind of it. The G-Spot is allowed to permit smoking LEGALLY through some loophole in the law.
Isn't it illegal for any places of business to have smoking?
Smoke? So I guess this is where the trailer-park underclass can still go to. They can continue staining the teeth, rotting their teeth/lungs, and drying out their skanky skin. I guess a "smoking" place will attract it's type of crowd but it will chase most away since we don't like stinking like an ashtray when we come home.
The G-Spot has a better atmosphere than Illusions EVER had. You can still smoke inside there, there's no annoying DJ's and the barmaids are FAR nicer.
Many of them went to work at the G spot but I doubt that lasts because that place is even more depressing than Illusions!
Heard that some of the girls were heading to Cheeks and Cheerleaders. Any news?
I'd highly doubt that they'd voluntarily close for good. The old lady is way too arrogant for that.
No they were not shut down for good. However perhaps they decided to give it up themselves, I dunno.
I rode by there today and they were closed. The sign out front said thanks for a great 25 years. Did they get shut down for good?
I drove by today and the parking lot seemed normal. In face i think the place looked better than it's had in years and years.
Does Illusions give retirement benefits to their dancers over 50? Pension? 401K? Medicare?
30 Should be the absolute MAXIMUM age for a dancer. After that it's time to hang up the old g-string and act respectable.
They ALL look good when the lights are low. I just wouldn't want to be there to see what those hags look like when the lights go up. Fake tits, wrinkles and stretch marks aren't what I'd consider sexy.
I go to see SEXY bodies, with their flat stomaches, and nice tits, and sexy legs, and round rumps...as long as SHE looks GOOD I am smiling and paying $$$
I go to strip clubs to see girls between say 18 & 25. There's no place in a dance club for any girl over 25. Why get an old dog with fake tits when you can have a puppy with natural perkies?
What are you talking about? Are you assuming all the middle aged men want to see middle aged(and most likely fake breasted, who tend to be aggressive concerning tips) dancers? I am a man, and I can see middle age women everywhere I go. However, to see attractive, friendly, super-sexy, younger ladies(meaning 19 to 32) is why I go at all. That is not something you see everyday. There sould be a mandatory retirement age in the biz, lets say 33. To prove the point, you can make a section for older dancers(anything older than 28), and a section for the younger hotties(19 to 28). I know where I'll be sitting! LOL
Dumbest post I've seen in months. Why is it okay for younger men to come here but not middle aged men? Are older men supposed to lose their dicks? Are man just turning 21 better able to handle alcohol and dancing bimbos? As for dancers, it's not about age, but it's about looks. It's easier for a woman to look good when she is 25 (assuming she has not had a baby, which many young dancers have) than 35 but there women over40 that look better than some 20 year old skanks. Not usually, but sometimes. So it's looks, not age, with a dancer.