Never thought I'd be giving a review for a go-go bar, but here I am.First time at an establishment such as this, so I didn't really know what to expect. It's in the middle of nowhere, and pretty small. Basically a bar with some poles in the middle.Cash only, but there's an ATM. $12 for a double rum & coke. The girls are actually not too bad looking! $20 for a lap dance. Black lights are utilized to bring out the beauty of their lovely attire. Closing time is at 12 on Thursdays. According to the bartender they'll stay open "if it's busy." But considering the fact that I went with a bunch of girls, I don't think we counted. Not a bad spot overall. Can't say I'll be back but it was definitely an interesting experience. And glad I can add my opinion to the superfluous amount of reviews this place has, haha.
saw her at rumors about a month ago
Does anyone know if and when she working??? Saw her once on a Wednesday an she vanished???
Any recommendations on a dancer for an HJ? One girl said in the VIP she would, but that is to pricey. Was looking for something in the LD area.
Yes, this was Canon Balls. It changed hands twice since then. It is now owned by some one that owns multiple strip joints. It not a bad place but can be hit or miss on the girls. Know clue about Jim.
Did this place used to be Cannonballs? Owned by Jim Cannon? Where is he at these days
Thanks for the info, do you know what clubs in PA Desire is working at.... Thanks
Ugh. Stage Dolls. Where do I start with this hot mess?My first experience here, I got trashed on pineapple juice and Jameson, watched the bartender do that cool trick where they pour vodka on the bar and light it on fire, was talking to the girls like they were my BFFs, paid for a birthday lap dance for my partner in crime, he then paid for a lap dance for me with a short, smokin' hot blonde with a feisty attitude and was told by several clients that I should be dancing there myself. Overall, a kick ass night.Second time I went there, my partner in crime and I were on our way home from some bar and stopped in. I have never been in and out of a strip club so fast in my life. Watched the tittie carousel go' round twice, picked out a few "salvageable" girls, sent my partner in crime in the back to get a lap dance while I fended off girls with visible stretch marks, pooches, C-Section scars, and saggy boobs. Pounded down two Yuenglings and promptly got out. Total time there: 40 minutesThird time (because clearly I don't learn): went with the partner in crime and a former coworker (who is also female). Partner in crime said he'd get a lap dance from the girl that could distract him from the former coworker. This did not happen and I gave out many mercy dollars to make the girls go away.Pros: Cheap booze, cheap lap dances, fun girls (even the ugly ones), decent musicCons: A LOT of girls look underage. I guess if you're into that thing, this would be a pro but I like my girls to be clearly 18+. Not a lot of talented dancers. At all. Whatsoever. Shaking your ass like like you're in a Pitbull video will not earn you my dollars. Work that pole, ladies. Creepy clientele. Like I go with my partner in crime because he's male and I'm less likely to get roofied. Overall impression: this place is severely hit or miss and more often than not a miss. If I'm bored on a Friday night, it's decent for some entertainment but not a lot of quality.
Have seen Jersey sometimes at GoGo Rama, Smiles2, and Squeeze Lounge. Desire have seen her at Smiles, and some clubs in PA. Hope this helps ya out....
Hey Melinda - any chance you will return the dancing world maybe here or at Rest-a-bit? I know they would love to have you and you're def still a looker - keep on dancing baby!!
Is Kelly still here? I saw her at Smiles last week.
Anyone know what ever happen to either Jersey or Desire, are either of them working any were...Thanks
Thanks, does STORM still work here or does anyone know where she works?
Sorry! Melinda has left the Dancing world.
Does Melinda the older blonde with glasses still work here?
Who is the owner's daughter? When does she dance?
Any Brazillian girls work here lately?
Anyone seen Barb? Haven't seen her lately snice she started working here. Don't come often but pass by alot and haven't seen her or her car there... Thanks
Anyone seen champange
There was a tall girl Valerie with dark hair, that was working here several months ago ... is she still around or does any know where she is at? Thanks...
Does anyone know were or if Jersey or Desire are still working. Thanks
Anyone remember the tall caucasian man that was there frequently in Spring of 2009, VIP... Was he seeing any of the girls? He was sexy and hot..... Someone said that he hooked up with several girls...
anyone know if a girl named Ava works here, heard she likes to leave with customers for the right price & I have plenty of money to spend.
does anyone know when candy works?
Does anyone remember a tall 6'8", handsome guy that used to come in regularly in March- April 2009. What happend to him? Don't see him there anymore. Did he hook up with any of the girls?
Anyone know were Jersey or Desire are working now. They were always alot of fun... Thanks
not much mileage with the new girls, any dancer recomendations where you can see the goods and such?
Anyone know if a cute blonde named Ashley dances here? Saw her at Smiles and she said she dances at Stage Dolls but I have never seen her here. What nights ? if anyone knows.
recently went here and all the girls were wearing padded bras under their tops? whats with that? Russains are pushy lately here...
wow what happend to this place, not one decent looking girl in this place......what is wrong with you guys
I saw the ad in Xtreme Magazine and if the girl in the ad works here then I will come and see her. Let me know. She is smokin. If she is just a model then I wanna date her...lol.
lmao there is no dork here with glasses and blonde sorry buddy
Who is the Blonde with Glasses?
No Sal hasn't been with stagedolls in over a year he opened a restaurant
Liz is DANCING at Lace
is it to go see your favorite bartender and she's gone, but they have dancers and tattooed freaks trying it instead? i want to see those abs of steel, not some blubbery shi*!!! anyone know where liz is??
Found Jersey!! she working at club WET under the name carmella! Looking good these days. Desires still at SMILES looking good over there too! need ne dancers found from SD post a message!
to any dancer looking for a good club do not go here, while i was working there a dancer got rapped by the staff after being drugged this not a joke i was not fired or treated with disrespect by anyone but my friend was and i could not live with my self if i did not worn future victims
Does anyone know were Jersey or Desire are working now...
Does anyone know if Prisilla working Sunday September 27 at night?
I was in a few months ago and got a dance from a Brazillain girl dirty blonde curly hair small chest decent body. good dance don't know her name because i could not understand her... at all... but hopping to run into her on the tomorrow night 25th. Natasha has a great ass....
lexus punched desire in the face in club 31`s parking lot last year for sucking her new customers dick in his car so yeah she is still hoeing around
Were is Desire working now. Does she still work at StageDolls, what girls are good here is the LD room....
well she can just fuck people in the lap dance room or out in the parking lot like she always does
is she really escorting? for a agency or herself? what is her rates?
Does Jersey still work here, if so when does she work. Or does anyone know were she is working now. Also any info on who Desire is escorting for, would like hire her.... Thanks
Desire works at Rumors when shes not escorting. Most of the girl from here you can find at Rumors they seemed to have switch girls now all the brazilians are here but most are friendly and speak english so that is a plus..
Does Desire still work here if yes when does she work...... Thanks
What is hysterical is all the comments speaking the real truth about the owners get deleted how hysterical hah hah
"hysterical Its hysterical to hear strippers say I'm not like the other girls its hysterical what makes u different please explain you're all strippers" They all cloud your pathetic loser mind and make you give them money you should give to your ugly wife that is what makes strippers special.
wawa i know that was you bitch no 60 dolla holla over here but yes that jersey chick is very cute thank you vedy much haha no more mac n chz tho and i heard these niggas be buyin the girls and shit they just auctioned off jordan for like 100 bucks damn can i get a bid? i'll buy jersey for 60 cents!! ahh hahaha i love stage dolls and all my bitches long time you know who this is 3 JG
all yall trippin i been reading these comments and i had to put my two words in also.seems like the customers and girls who frequent dolls got shit to say im there every friday and its the hottest club around the dancers are mad cool and the owner hooked it up at the bar for me and my crew at the bar never got lov like that at any other strip joint i feel for the owner he looks like a correct dude runnin a hot show much love dolls jc
How about the bartender Liz...anyone ever get her in the back, or the front for that matter?..lol Whats $60 get you with Jersey? HJ? BJ?
like omg that girl Jersey is so fucking hott dude. she takes me in the back and rocks my world for 60 bucks thats what im talking about! I love you JERSEY YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!!! sexy bitch. dont worry about what these people say about you getting too fucked up I love you that way.. SMOOCHES!!!
I agree Jersey is sexy gets a little too drunk but she works that pole better than ive seen on the east coast.. she also working at places in south jersey only at stage dolls fridays catch her while you can but dont steal her from me
Jersey is hot, but needs to learn how to handle herself. Champaine is hotter, but needs to lose her little boyfriend
Will Jersey or Desire be there Friday 3/27/09 thanks
When does Jersey work again.... Thanks
Its hysterical to hear strippers say I'm not like the other girls its hysterical what makes u different please explain you're all strippers
my name was never Chloe was always sierra but nope not with none of the girls from stage dolls i moved on to another place alone i keep to myself im at :0)'s
Hey buddy they aren't here any longer eithr prob with chloe someplace
So Chloe now works at Smiles under the name Sierra? I think Chloe is sexy, how old is she? Too bad she works at Smiles..THAT PLACE SUCKS! I also saw photos of Bella and Candy on the site, when do they work here? Bella is a hot girl.
Is she working at Rumors? That place is so much closer to me anyway. I hope she is not at Smiles that place sucks.
She's cracked out somewhere
I saw some photos of Chloe on the clubs website and myspace page, I thinks she is hot, when does she work? I'll come see her, thanks.
You can find them at rumors
is this place open?? How are the girls? Latin? Big Asses? any updates would be appreciated. lap dances?? Good?Bad?
Is adrianna working here?
Hi Stacy Hope you had a great holiday...get in touch with me ...wanna talk to you about your Christmas present... Hugs and kisses
Smiles is willing to advertise on other clubs boards but if you mention the chunky, lousy dancers, cover charges, expensive drinks, dirty bathrooms, slow bartenders, unfriendly managers, etc you will be deleted off their board. It's a no class place....just being honest. Notice they didn't mention the cover charge for the Best Booty Contest. At Smiles it should be known as the Fat Ass contest.....signed ex Smiles customer
Ho, Ho, Ho...where you naughty or nice this year??? The Smiles 2 Hotties want to know! Come join us for lots of fun on Thursday, December 18th for our 2nd Best Booty Contest. There will also be lots of giveaways including a Flat Screen TV. If you cannot make it, we are wishing you every happiness this Holiday Season and prosperity in the New Year. Thank you for being our customer. We look forward to continuing our relationship in the coming year. All the best to you, xoxo Smiles 2 Hotties P.S. Ladies on the mailing list if you think you have the Best Booty, don't be shy...bring it on! Or Gents, if you think your girl has the Best Booty, bring her in! The winner will receive a $2500.00 Gift Certificate to a Plastic Surgeon.
will the owners let me suck their cocks? I don't do it for coke, just for fun.
you are so hot and its always so nice to see you....see u next week.xoxoxoxo
This place is sold they arer already training the new owners which are there on the weekends! and they will be there for about 6 months training then the bergen county boys will be gone
Js/jp promotions is hosting a "dance pole contest" grand prize $500.00 cash november 19th at xxxv gentlemen's club 7090 route 35 north sayreville, nj 9:00pm sign in for all girls that want to participate - all girls from neighboring clubs welcomed to compete. call for more info 201-803-5165
What happened big boys the cops busted in again more to come! You guys are lucky you sold this joint good timing!!now go back to bergen county
You shouldn't just limit your talents to some bum in an office at work....theres a whole world of opportunity out there if you wanna make some real $$$. wink.
How is my dream woman...missed you this week.... get in touch and let me know when you are gonna be around. xoxoxoxo
this is hilarius drunken slut she is and the free ride part is her all the way shell do anything for blow anything whatsoever we all know that it was a matter of time she got fired what took u guys so long your end of nights must be higher if u didn't notice dumb ass owners they're robbing u guys while your watching
i came out this sunday from long island to go car racing at the island dragway track 30 seconds away and passed by this place i asked some of the guys at the track bout the bar and rumor is that the track owners daughter dancers at this place it true? thanks John
Yeah melinda I agree with the wife why in the world did you always come hang out on your days off when the place was closing to hang out and only want to wrk his nights good question
Explain all the perverted txts u would send him ur pantys being wet havn wet dreams about him when you just started workn there! There's a huge differnece between a lady and a man! All ur perverted comments to him and ur mad at me for sticking up for myself ! Whatever I'm over this trashy shit far from my type of lifestyle!
Ummm ok why are you still with this shit?!!! Drop it!! You want to talk shit about ppl but you can't handle the truth about yourself! You were the wrng one here! And what's in garfield why are u threatening with garfield?
just one word . monica . .
Went to the club the night and it sucked, were have all the hot girls gone.
girls that come to this club come here to have fun and be in a safe environment....the ones that dont have fun have personal issues they need to attend to before they enter any club....when u meet big men expect to have big things.....at stage dolls all we have are big men and if u cant handle runnin w the big dogs stay at home w your puppy....most love BIG FLUTE SNAZZLE u know who i am
i was wondering if a girl can get a lap dance here? i wanted to get my g/f one, and this is far away from home. If not is there anywhere else? Can I stay inside with them?
we have all new bartenders and dancers. all the old ones are gone! out with the old in with the new! our customers get sick of seeing the same faces from a year ago! Come check us out! our kitchen and grill is open 7 days a week new menu!!!! we are open 7 days a week from 4pm until 2am!
are they air dances? or nice and close? thanks
Do Desire, Jersey, Jessica still work here, if so what nights do they work. Thanks
It was great to see u three days in a row this week....enjoyed all of our conversations and dances...you are truly a sweetheart. See you in a couple of weeks....hugs and kisses.....~~XOXO~~
Ex bartender/ dancer named melinda she's madly desperatly in love with one of the owners knowing damn well he is perm. taken! she used to txt him crazy crap saying she used to dream about yes thats right keep dreaming and keep waking up with wet panties whore trash bag!!! leave him alone!
Anyone know where Wendy/bartender (short girl/short hair) went? She was cool.
ex bartender/ dancer named melinda she used to be madly in love with one of the owners knowing damn well he is perm. taken! she used to txt him crazy crap saying she used to dream about yes thats right keep dreaming and keep waking up with wet panties whore trash bag!!!
Was here Tuesday and saw a tall thin blonde that dances also at Smiles. She is from Fla. Does any one know when she works at either place? The owners were all over her so she had no time to talk to anyone else but them and their friends.
hey candy is cool don't dis her like that anyone no when she works... anyone seen Champane?? new girl only seen her there once. let me know.
I stopped coming here because of the bouncers. Im not looking for extras in LD room, but Im definately not looking for some fag bouncer to keep poking his head in and looking at me. Its just not cool. If you need to stare at the girls in the Lap dance room than you should get rid of those dancers, then you wont need the fag staring at you. Other than that I use to enjoy coming here.
Cannonballs has been closed for 2 years now!!! Please do not leave any messages on this site Thank You!
Cannonballs has been closed for 2 years now!!! please don not leave messages on this site thank you!
This is not slander, this is mearly observations and nothing more. go see for yourself. this is freedom of speech ps i before e except after c recieving ( guess you weren't that good in english class) federal man