Champagne Room Reviews

2.2

1053 Clinton Avenue

Irvington, New Jersey 07112

Ray

posted on 16 December, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

This is the worst club I have ever been to. How they stay open is beyond me. This place is full of gang members. Irvington Police is always raiding this spot or pulling you over outside in your car. The girls are ALL nasty and will fuck for $20 bucks. That wouldn't be a problem but all the while I was there I was afraid the police were coming in at anytime. This is a nasty hood spot that smells like sex the moment you walk through the door. Believe me when I tell you, avoid this spot at all cost or get ready to be robbed or get fuck with by the police. I will go back when I want to get herpes from a dirty stripper.

ADOLPH

posted on 24 May, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

I HATE JEWS SO MUCH

Quan

posted on 20 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Yo, I went to this spot the other day and I was mad as hell. I only went because out of all the nights I've spent in Irvington at strip clubs, I never went there. But I tell you, that was the first and last time I go there. The only reason I didnt leave earlier is cause it was too late to go to another spot. The shots are terrible. I bought a couple double shots only cause I was scared to see what a regular shot looked like. Bartender is so slow and very stingy on the shots. Dancers are lazy as hell, but want a tip just cause you made eye contact. This spot seemed like a big hang out more than a business to me. Cool spot to chill by your self in, but terrible service and strippers are only good for late night activities if you can talk it out of them, if you know what I mean. REAL CHEAP!!! LOL.

freakboy

posted on 19 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.3
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
N/A

it's grimy but i keep going back for more!

ghostface

posted on 18 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
N/A

If you are a fan of the girls with the bodonkadonk, slide on in to this nondescript spot in Irvington. What the place lacks in ambience is more than made up for in the girls and they're enthusiasm. You'll have a good time.

brian

posted on 12 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.2
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

if u need some cheap hood lovin this is your spot