Pumps Plus Reviews

2.6

77 New Jersey 36

Keansburg, New Jersey 7734

dopeboy19

posted on 4 December, 2016
Joined 3 years ago
76 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
N/A
Sound System and DJ
0.5

This place sucks. Bartenders are nasty and dirty. The bar is disgusting. I'm glad this dump is out of business. Fuck them.

not like the original

posted on 5 December, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Really... put some effort into the club or shut it down.

rock12

posted on 11 March, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

this place sucks

boss 1

posted on 10 March, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

the biggest waste of time.

Brother P

posted on 30 October, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Dark, Dirty not so nice been in a time warp for years nothing has changed not even the dancers. I stop in once in a while. Bartenders are fine but ultimately that is not why I go to a strip joint. I feel like I need a shower after I leave the place.

Uncle

posted on 29 August, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Not the best looking dancers and place around but all are very nice barmaids are cool

J

posted on 13 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.4
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Kimmie, Sammie AWESOME Girls. Dancers need some help. They are nice but hit almost every branch falling from the tree. If it wasnt for the barmaids I would not have been in so much. Overall the place is good, fun and worth every second I have spent their. Kimmie keep it rockin and being as sweet as you are.

mike

posted on 20 May, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.9
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

No comment for this review

dulcina

posted on 8 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Kimmie and Sammie are the best(and lets not forget jen, parttimer) Always a good drink ready to go, I see them know almost everybodys order when they come in the door. The american girls are alright, little pushy like most american women are, but most of the Brazilian ladies, are sexy, beautiful and always will sit and listen to you if you want to talk. the american girls come over with their problems like i give a Sh*t about theirs. i am at bar to relieve my tension not theirs.

G Man

posted on 1 October, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

The best place to hang out and have a beer in this area (Don't bother with Untouchables or Fantasies). Kim is the best bar maid ever and the dancers range from average to hot. The Brazilaian babes want the almighty dollar but most will work hard for it (wink)and the skinny American girls don't have those bubble buts like the Brazilain girls. I know for a fact - Juana will show you the teeth marks. Celia is hot too. Although, they should get rid of their American dancers - all they do is show up with their boyfriends/dealers and have nothing to offer but skinny asses.

pete

posted on 29 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

No comment for this review

C

posted on 19 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Stopped in the other day. Kimmie the bar tender was cool.

The dancers were real ugly. Would have rather tipped the barmaid than the dancers. Had one beer and left.

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