Taboo Mens Club Reviews

2.0

2005 East Linden Avenue

Linden, New Jersey 07036

dopeboy19

posted on 23 November, 2016
Joined 2 years ago
76 reviews posted
Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
3
Private Dances, Value for Money
4.5
Overall Hospitality
4.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3
Variety of Dancers
3.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
3
OVerall Atmosphere
3.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

An endless parade of pushy Russian girls asking for tips. They're mostly quite attractive but there are no lively personalities and the club has no party atmosphere. The atmosphere at Taboo is buy a drink, watch a girl dance without much emotion, tip the girl, buy a beer and start the cycle all over again. But you can't even enjoy a beer in this place because the girls are constantly asking for tips. Some even ask twice without even dancing. On a positive note the very blonde, very nice, and very, very sexy hot bartender Michelle (at least she said that's her name) is terrific. I stared at her more than any of the dancers.

Person

posted on 28 August, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.9
Quality of the Dancers
4.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2
Overall Hospitality
2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
4.5
Variety of Dancers
4.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
4.5
Sound System and DJ
4.5

No comment for this review

JOSEPH REIMAN

posted on 15 February, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

BARTENDERS ARE THIEVES JADE,NIKKI, TAKE YOUR MONEY LIARS

DANCERS SUX FOOD IS ONLY THING GOOD SHAME DONT WASTE YOUR TIME

HERE

MATTHEW

posted on 20 August, 2015
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.7
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

larry1

posted on 5 July, 2015
Joined 7 years ago
303 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
N/A
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1
Sound System and DJ
1.5

Damn! Not the best place. Girls are alcoholics, when it is end of night I prefer to stay away, stupid Spanish music, dummy girls. Some girls are running around around around 1000 times to collect tips. Some girls smell like they don't know what shower is. I wouldn't recommend to go and spend money there.

billtheguy12

posted on 3 December, 2014
Joined 3 years ago
144 reviews posted
Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.5
Overall Hospitality
1.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
4
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2
Value for Money, Drinks
2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
4
Sound System and DJ
5

All I can say is this club is "EH". The best part of this place is that it is 1. local (if you're from around this way) 2. It is open until 3 am. Other than that it is mediocre at best. The girls are all pretty and in decent shape but they feel their looks is what will get them their dollars. Most don't "perform" aka twerk enough to make me rain on them. When I go to a Men's club, I am expecting for the girls to put on a show. There was at least 8 girls out and only one made a show. Maybe I went on a bad night but I will probably won't visit this place again.

local guy

posted on 14 September, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.8
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Mostly Russian girls with continuous dollar parade. Most dancers are moderately pretty. One of the more attractive clubs inside. Dancers are strictly business...$$$. Club is ok. Not a place I prefer to hang out

JOE

posted on 17 February, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.3
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

BRITANNY

posted on 27 November, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

PLACE SUCKS, DANCERS UGLY, DOLLAR TRAIN IN FULL EFFECT .

BARTENDERS ESPECIALY JADE AND NIKKI ARE THIEVES!!! STEAL YOUR

MONEY!!!! TRY SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!

RYAN D

posted on 19 November, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

JOSEPH REIMAN

posted on 17 October, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

WASTE OF MONEY JADE IS WORST LIES JUST TO GET YOUR MONEY ACTS SWEET UNTIL HER BOYFRIEND SHOWS UP SHE LIES AND STEALS YOUR MONEY DONT LEAVE IT ON BAR SAME WITH NICOLE NIKKI JUST WANT U TO BUY THEM DRINKS AND YES JADE DOES HAVE STD FROM ROB FROM NY SORRY GUYS LOL THEY ARE ALL LOSERS

JOEY R.

posted on 25 July, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

WASTE OF YOUR $$$$

DUKE

posted on 27 April, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

James

posted on 10 April, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

BRADLEY

posted on 10 April, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.7
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review
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