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810 5th Ave # 812

Paterson, New Jersey 07712

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Michael  on 5th Avenue

posted on 23 January, 2018
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Met a girl Maria she seemed like she was down to have a good time. Anyone know her?

Yes  on 5th Avenue

posted on 13 March, 2013
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Yes o yes Yes o yes Yes o yes

hangoverguy  on 5th Avenue

posted on 27 October, 2010
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saw a girl fabrizia shes hot black brazilian nice tits, shes pretty and she will bbbj. not sure if she swallows though

Beamer  on 5th Avenue

posted on 28 March, 2010
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How are the girls at this place? How are the lap dances? Is the parking safe?

Joe B  on 5th Avenue

posted on 11 March, 2009
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Is the xxxv club really closed???????

You Talkin To Me?  on 5th Avenue

posted on 21 February, 2009
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What a geek jackass..

the schlong!  on 5th Avenue

posted on 24 December, 2008
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The slavic schlong will be here very soon. He is busy ruining the usa with shady Wall Street deals and greed, but when he loses his job, he'll be here selling handjobs and taking a commision..

re ap:  on 5th Avenue

posted on 18 December, 2008
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ap ? 8/30/2008 ? Rosa and Timmy have been doin' it for years. They beat adelino to the punch.

bob testes  on 5th Avenue

posted on 24 November, 2008
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This remains the favorite place of my two buddies, one, the out of style that shops at Syms and buys out of style clothes, the other, a cpa type that works for a company thatt is causing Stagflation. These two couldn't get laid if they walked into death row in an all female prison with a presidential pardon in their back pocket.

CALLING ALL GIRLS  on 5th Avenue

posted on 29 October, 2008
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Js/jp promotions is hosting a "dance pole contest" grand prize $500.00 cash november 19th at xxxv gentlemen's club 7090 route 35 north sayreville, nj 9:00pm sign in for all girls that want to participate - all girls from neighboring clubs welcomed to compete. call for more info 201-803-5165

the sportsman...  on 5th Avenue

posted on 9 October, 2008
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I have heard that the final important details of the 700 billion dollar bailout package were ironed out in a back room of the 5th. When the deal was done, they had a private lockdown party in which Hank Paulson got some "stank" on his "hangdown. Also part of the festivities was the Croatian Sensation, adding his own special blend of darkness and pessimism to the event.

sexguidedirect.com  on 5th Avenue

posted on 4 September, 2008
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Check it out for the latest in adult entertainment!!

ap  on 5th Avenue

posted on 30 August, 2008
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Rosa and Timmy have been doin' it for years. They beat adelino to the punch.

Private Parties  on 5th Avenue

posted on 10 August, 2008
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Do they still have private parties here? Went to one a few years ago. It was ok as long as you weren't looking for Miss America.

Re: Steve-o  on 5th Avenue

posted on 17 July, 2008
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Is that you, Steve-o? As far as paterson goes, you are pretty safe here. As far as the girls go: dollar parade but LOTS of extras. You can have a lot of fun here as long as your standards aren't too high.

Steve-o  on 5th Avenue

posted on 16 July, 2008
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How safe is this place as far as not being mugged in the parking lot and/or shot? Is this a very bad area of Paterson?

mobo  on 5th Avenue

posted on 8 July, 2008
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any one have the scoop on rita ?

RODNEY DIONISIO  on 5th Avenue

posted on 20 March, 2008
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Looks like the gay boy can't stay away from me. It would be flattering if you were female, but you aren't there yet. You can get the operation cheaper in Thailand

Rodney  on 5th Avenue

posted on 20 March, 2008
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Any good grinders????????????????????????///

re: Rod  on 5th Avenue

posted on 20 March, 2008
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$5 from your republican father

Rod  on 5th Avenue

posted on 20 March, 2008
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How much for a hand job?????

nice place  on 5th Avenue

posted on 17 January, 2008
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when your running between cliu=ubs, its ocasionally worth a stop. the girls here are a lower quality, but still fun, thge appreciate a hard earned buck and a stick of gum.. they really do. if you dont want to spend a lot of money and down on your luck, youll like thi splace.. most dont speak very good english

thee ole shlazole  on 5th Avenue

posted on 2 October, 2007
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stopped by monday night .. 4 dancers 3 sitting with guys one guy passed out by the door and 6 dollar beers a pure gift.. but the place does have potential its spacious and really dark im trying to work on the shlazole rubbin but it only happen with one dancer but they seem to appreciate a buck here along with a stick of gum

Any hand--jobs? How  on 5th Avenue

posted on 25 September, 2007
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Any hand--jobs? How much? Any Polish women and/or big women?

JONH  on 5th Avenue

posted on 16 September, 2007
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i was there yesterday, new girls there, good bartender and excelent drinks prices.

johnny drama  on 5th Avenue

posted on 18 July, 2007
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This is an awesome place to go-- if you want to get rolled by the crips, busted by the police, have acid poured on your car hood, or pick up an STD..all this doesn't seem to bother my friend-- who is here regularly......

ari gold  on 5th Avenue

posted on 15 July, 2007
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when my friend doesn't have his kids- he is here with dollars in hand---when he returns his kids to the ex, he's back----with more dollars in hand, looking for a cheap, sleazy, cellulite ridden mami to rub his weiner.

superman  on 5th Avenue

posted on 26 May, 2007
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Good place, got a hugh jackman, and ive heard about the parties. anyone know how much they charge to get in, and to play bon jovi or even frank sinaetra?

Dr Steelhammer  on 5th Avenue

posted on 18 March, 2007
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I hear that there will be a lockdown party here on Monday.. If so, Dr Steelhammer will be there..

faris al farak  on 5th Avenue

posted on 7 March, 2007
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Like a Salmon that swims upstream to lay it's eggs in the place of it's birth.. my friend has navigated his car on Rt 80 to 20 north to park his horny self in this despicable, depraved establishment.. He's back, with a vengance...

Peppi Roni  on 5th Avenue

posted on 15 December, 2006
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What ever happened to the guy that shoved a plastic pitchfork up the girl's butt on Halloween?

mr cialis  on 5th Avenue

posted on 11 December, 2006
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My friend is one fight away for a return to this fine establishment.

the sportsman  on 5th Avenue

posted on 9 December, 2006
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I have a friend that used to come here a lot-- but he got the cooties from someone here.

CUTE  on 5th Avenue

posted on 23 July, 2006
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A Big Dog and a Hoe togetha is always CUTE! :)

Al Swearingen  on 5th Avenue

posted on 19 July, 2006
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My friend used to come here a lot, but now that he has a girlfriend, he despises his actions at this establishment..Still, he fears having to resort to coming here again .I pray for his soul.

tasha  on 5th Avenue

posted on 17 July, 2006
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Thursday July 20th, 2006, Lets Get Ready To Rumble Jello Wrestling, Returns to Smiles One great event after another. Don't miss this wild night. Ringside is the only place to be ! ! ! !

No-Fun  on 5th Avenue

posted on 6 July, 2006
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This place was Nooooohh Fun Ugly Women (sorry) and even worse drinks.. never had a mixed drink any worse, watery, , i dumped it on the floor while no one was looking.. gross drinks.. gross place.. yuk from a lover of clubs i rate this one a 1 the one is for trying but they got 2 far to go.. yuk

exceptional losers!  on 5th Avenue

posted on 10 June, 2006
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The type of guys that hang here couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds, that's why they come here..they should take a wrecking ball to this place, while it's fully occupied..

Joe Blow  on 5th Avenue

posted on 24 May, 2006
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Hey Regular, when is the next lock down? Should be pretty soon according to my watch. Let us know if you hear anything.

mmmf  on 5th Avenue

posted on 15 May, 2006
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enough with the hair extensions shit.. we dont care

HAIR EXTENSIONS  on 5th Avenue

posted on 14 May, 2006
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interested  on 5th Avenue

posted on 11 May, 2006
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I have heard a lot about these lockdown parties from a few guys who have gone. I would love to attend. Does anyone know or can someone post when the next party will be? Any info would be much appreciated. Thanks

answer to question  on 5th Avenue

posted on 28 April, 2006
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went... will not go again - cross this place off your list if you're thinking about it

just a question  on 5th Avenue

posted on 23 April, 2006
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Are the private parties (lockdown) worth gong to? I went on a normal night and the place was really bad, ugly old girls and no action at all. So what's the sory on this place?

the king of fifth av  on 5th Avenue

posted on 18 April, 2006
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i'm gonna have someone here bob on my apple at the lockdown.

regular  on 5th Avenue

posted on 11 April, 2006
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private party on 04/24

skanky  on 5th Avenue

posted on 26 March, 2006
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you can skip his on your whirlwind of hopping adventures. been a few times and everytime girls too old and chubby. save the few minutes you will spend going inand out. many others to select from my horny friends expert stripp club adventurer

THE TRUTH  on 5th Avenue

posted on 20 February, 2006
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I suggest u where a haz mat uniform when u go there. the owner of this place owns club mickie d's on belmont ave n paterson. both places feature 10 dolla crack heads

mike hawk  on 5th Avenue

posted on 12 February, 2006
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I was there for a batchelor party--- i got my dolphin flogged.

neil entwistle  on 5th Avenue

posted on 11 February, 2006
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I'm from Great Britain, and i have heard that the lockdown events here are just smashing, enough to make me consider flying over to the USA for one night.I'd like to give one of those Brazilian girls a thorough ROGERING!

Phil Degrave.  on 5th Avenue

posted on 3 February, 2006
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The type of guys that hang here couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds, that's why they come here..they should take a wrecking ball to this place, while it's fully occupied..

phillip mc cann  on 5th Avenue

posted on 2 February, 2006
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Good place- bring a change of underwear, especially if you are going over your friends house to watch Sleeper Cell immediately after hangin at the Fifth.

jack hoff  on 5th Avenue

posted on 1 February, 2006
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Have you seen the "Bad Angel?" He's a fixture at those lockdown private parties. He's always there with his buddy, who shall remain nameless..

klitschko  on 5th Avenue

posted on 28 January, 2006
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I was there last night, and this guy was getting his junk fondled.

old friend  on 5th Avenue

posted on 28 January, 2006
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AT least 20 customers have had paint stripper thrown on there cars very expensive stop

Mike Latoris  on 5th Avenue

posted on 27 January, 2006
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I have heard that a world famous Ultimate fighter has been to the Fifth, getting his crank yanked in the corner. Is this true?

the sportsman  on 5th Avenue

posted on 25 January, 2006
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This place is off the hook! I was there on Halloween, and some guy stuck a pitchfork up this Dominican girls big butt ..

NEW CLUB  on 5th Avenue

posted on 13 September, 2005
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In Paterson on Getty ave called "SECRETS". Right next to Hi beams. Great Girls come step in and check US out. Food Drinks and Girls!

cool guy  on 5th Avenue

posted on 10 September, 2005
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Hey im new here. whatz a howard johnson? i am visiting Newark area next month. im thinkin to get some stimulation. can you email me coolartist25 at yahoo? can you also tell me some good clubs with some good action? like titty suck, T&A grab, may be even some finger play? sitting in the lounge or LD whichever. appriciate it a lot, man.

Big Dick  on 5th Avenue

posted on 28 January, 2005
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Don't know exact opening time, but it is open by 5Pm when I get there. It is nice and dark toward the back. Usually can find a gal willing to bend over backwards for you.

Doogie  on 5th Avenue

posted on 24 January, 2005
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Can someone tell me when this place opens during the week Thanks

mr 609  on 5th Avenue

posted on 8 January, 2005
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This place is open. I was there on a Sunday night two weeks ago and Elena (Blonde 30s Russian) came over to "chat." But surprisingly, it was a chat.... she was a lot of fun to talk to but no rubbing or grabbing. When she went back on stage, another Russian (black hair 40ish thin) came over. She spoke a lot less English, but for the occasional buck, she wanted to hug and caress. She gets my sweatshirt almost off and is grabbing all over. I thought it would get just a little more intense, but it didn't. I hear that it can, depending on the girl. Nearly satisfying, and fun.

curious  on 5th Avenue

posted on 26 October, 2004
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Is this place still open? Can someone provide directions from Newark area?

Rev C  on 5th Avenue

posted on 4 September, 2004
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Went there tonight (Friday, 9/4/04). Girls were 5's on average - some hotties (Rose, Yelena), some not-so-much. One of the older, below average brazilians gave me some Howard Johnson right at the bar (in front of the ladies room). Not the place to go for maximum visual stimulation, but the rigt approach gets you at least to Howard Johnson (mine approached me, the other two I was working needed me to start). Once you get them started, they work it. Overall, I found the girls friendly enough to converse with, but hot (especially after a few drinks) and friendly enough to justify a stop. Roxxies has hotter girls, but less action, downtown P-town has more action, but from grandma. Overall, I would give it a C+ / B-.

Rambler  on 5th Avenue

posted on 23 August, 2004
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08/22. Had one drink here. There may be possibilities but I didn't see anyone attractive enough for me. Happy Hunting

ld lover  on 5th Avenue

posted on 6 June, 2004
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just wanted to know if this club is open during the days on saturday and sunday and what time??thanks

Alterego  on 5th Avenue

posted on 30 May, 2004
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Look, here's thar A$$HOLE, Duhuncouth pretending to be Pubic Sucker. Dee, go back to your weeping on UG. Effen' little CRYBABY.

Publius Scipio  on 5th Avenue

posted on 26 May, 2004
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Ben....there will be a price to pay.....

original big ben  on 5th Avenue

posted on 3 May, 2004
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Ben, you can have the name and identity. It's all yours, my friend. Bye.

big ben  on 5th Avenue

posted on 2 May, 2004
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Intercourse is available !

happyslappy  on 5th Avenue

posted on 1 May, 2004
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what kind of songs can i get here? not looking for Frank Sinatra but i am a big fan of Billy Joel and Harryconinck Jr is it possible to hear those here?

njbarstool  on 5th Avenue

posted on 8 March, 2004
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If you go down from rt 20(mclean blvd) Its pretty much all the way down 5th. Its right before all the warehouses. But from my experience it aint worth checkin out.

Pathfinder  on 5th Avenue

posted on 27 February, 2004
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You may want to look at the map for 'Tropicana'. Its on River road and '5th Ave' is arount the block on 5th Ave.

likesaction  on 5th Avenue

posted on 26 February, 2004
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This place is NOT where the map says it ought to be. First time around, I was driving near that main highway where 5th Ave ends. It is on 5th Avenue, but to the west, probably one or two miles from that highway where 5th Ave ends. Bright yellow sign on the building, in a somewhat industrial area.

LiquidSno  on 5th Avenue

posted on 26 February, 2004
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Hey, I tried to find this place about 2 or 3 times and came up short every time. I went by the map they provide and there is nothing there. Is the map wrong or am I an idiot?? Does this place even exist???....Someone please let me know.

likesaction  on 5th Avenue

posted on 21 February, 2004
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every time i try this place there's nobody worth 'sitting with'. some guys like older or thicker women not me.

big ben  on 5th Avenue

posted on 10 February, 2004
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I've signed up on w.s.g.. . . . haven't posted yet. I don't love the way it's laid out, and I really don't like the long wait to review each post for "content"..... but unless SLC comes up with a way to keep asses from stealing screen names-- or since they won't even RESPOND to inquiries by you and me, I may say bye to this board.

Steve-O  on 5th Avenue

posted on 7 February, 2004
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good s.h.i.t ben, it's on the list for next weekend.

big ben  on 5th Avenue

posted on 7 February, 2004
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I apologize for a cross-post here. Showplace in Dover is nice bar, not too loud, mostly Russian and Latina. Some are stunning women. The dollar run sometimes gets to be too much. Depending on the girl: LD is an air dance, sensual dance, Harry Connick Jr, Billy Joel, can't vouch for Frank. You do have to find favorites (like many bars). The base dance is 10 a song. Some girls graciously accept a tip, some have a pricelist. Afternoon or evening is equally fun. I spend 20 or 30 for a few dances with one of my favorites, and tip 20. I'm doing the discretion-thang.

dbf  on 5th Avenue

posted on 3 February, 2004
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to: Big Ben-- I know first hand just what you mean about the 5th on Saturdcay the 30th. I came in at 7:15 and stayed until 11:45. There were 10 dancers there, and I don't think the customers ever outnumbered the dancers during my stay. I was holed up in the front, in a dark corner by the cigarette machine. Maybe you saw me, but a person tries to keep a low profile. It was a great evening, if you came there to see sdmemeone in particular-- very little interference. Only a couple dancers in action at any time........

snapper  on 5th Avenue

posted on 3 February, 2004
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Does anyone know what happened to that hot, brunette Brazilian girl named Lourdes (kind of looks like Janet Jackson)? I haven't seen her at 5th in a while. Only sat with her a couple of times and she seemed a little reserved to me. Did anyone ever get any "action" off her? I'd love to hear the details!!

Steve-O  on 5th Avenue

posted on 1 February, 2004
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hey Bennie, could you elaborate on the "Hot Dances" at showplace in Dover? is it worth the extra distance? what kind of services can be arranged and for how much? my sister is in NR off of North Ave. i used to live down by New Roc; but now i'm in ...the YO : ) i've read more stories of frustration and utter uselessness in the Hitch, so at this point, it does not look good...but we'll see.

big ben  on 5th Avenue

posted on 1 February, 2004
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I hadn't sampled any place in Paterson for a long while (and I forgot that we were going to see how Johnny Hitching Post eventually shakes out), and 5th Ave was bad last night. When in Jersey, I occassionally drive a little further to Showplace in Dover (30-40 min from GWBr): a good bar, cheap hot dances, and a petite Russian angel named Natalie on weekends. But yes, I'm closer to Stamford and Bridgeport. I live in "the NR"..... sorry (lol) I mean New Rochelle.

Steve-O  on 5th Avenue

posted on 1 February, 2004
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Ben, thanks for the props. ignore my question on the Cave board. it's been answered. when in patersaon during the day, hi beams is good as is mickey dees at some point after 6. the times that i've had good experiences at 5th are early evenings after 7...when it's slow. you can just take a girl to an uninhabited area of that rediculously large bar and have some fun. when it's crowded, they are more reserved. honesly, i've become somewhat disenchanted with paterson as a whole. supposedly, the heat is on because it's an election year ald mileage is hard to come by. in my opinion, Harry's daytime is still, by far, the best deal. RU in westchester?

big ben  on 5th Avenue

posted on 1 February, 2004
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I should wait for a "party" here. I stopped in at 7 Saturday evening. I'd been here before and some good things have been posted the last few months. It was quiet, I was open for anything, but there was just one out of all the girls in this place (well-- I've got to say 'women' not girls.... old dancers) who looked good at all. However, she was the bartender (Corinna, short, 40ish, blonde). Nothing going on here.... Steve has suggested daytime only for 5th Ave-- he may be correct. He usually is.

LU  on 5th Avenue

posted on 21 January, 2004
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Big Dude, it's more important to be careful where you sit.

big dude  on 5th Avenue

posted on 21 January, 2004
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Forgive me for being a newbie, but with all the talk of Mr. Hugh Jackman, I can't help but wonder how that encounter typically finishes. Is there rain gear involved, bar naps or should we just watch our step?

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