This place has a bit of strip club disphoria...
It doesn't know what it wants to be; a concert stage for rappers no one cares about, a strip club for bartenders that are hotter then the dancers (and wonder why the dancers are like wtf), a lounge or a titty bar. I now make a habit of checking to make sure no hot 97 losers are going to be there with entourages taking up all the good seats.
Wondering if your still clubbing Steve-O
whats up with this place? is there any management here?
lol totally agree...
Most girls here are on their phones 24/7, good luck getting bartenders to get you a drink, you'll have to hope she just happens to look in your direction between the instagram and the overly loud music.
Put the stupid phones away during work shifts this is a club aka a social place, not a waiting room at the dentists office.
A lot of wanna be famous, ghetto, instagram addict type girls here.
This place has just re opened, new management, updated interiors...anyone been there? Some of the dancers on the IG page are insanely hott...
Yes, I agree Been there do e that, but I have t been around for a while
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Hi guys, it's been a while, but I've been coming here gain It's good as ever
This place needs a match. I agree total rip off for nothing. Bartender chases you around trying to get you to buy drinks at inflated prices.
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25 dollar lap dances for nothing. Place is a total rip off. The bartender chases you around trying to get you to buy watered down drinks for 7 bucks. Where the hell is the ABC on this one. If you wanna get ripped of go here. If not stay away. Total crap hole.
Nobody here? any russian here???
does Iara works here? where is she? is the old woman.someone know where is she?
this place was funny 4 girls none good mirrors all around the bar how ya supposed to get the rub a dub dub here ....
Any hand--jobs? How much? Any Polish women and/or big women?
I stoped there and i never did see a girl ugly....uhhh her name is ivonete (net)..the body is beautiful, but the face very ugly.she does?t speak english. go to schoolllllll
a new dynamic duo made their appeaance at Doctor's Cave. These guys are horny, have money, and up to no good.
I know i am an asshole but thats not the point.She is still ugly.
You are an asshole!! They do have a lot of nerve not hiring her....
Thank God they didn't hire you...
they had the nerve to not hire me
Steve O PHD are a monger from Bridgeport? If so, what is hopping in NJ. I don't get up to Bridgeport anymore.
Not a bad place..however... You just may need a real dr after coming herer!
yea girl you go you know girl
wonderfully sexy and wonderfullyexotic youll fiind over here a treat for a joint cum on down fellas
dr is needed lol yea
Hello! Good Day! I'm Dr. STD and if you come here.. well my business cards are posted on the bulletin board out by the door. Its a great place, but they dont call it Dr Cave for nuttin.
Good News !!!!!!!!!! PHucked-Up Stevie ( and his tiny wee-wee) is staying away from Paterson..... Remind me to miss the little cocksucker.
HI guys frequent this room often and honestly, i think i'm taking it off my list. i WOULD NOT under any circumstances, dream about traveling an hour to this place or any other in Paterson. dances are monitored carefully and recently a new crop of dominican dancers have taken over, and have a completely poor attitude. perhaps the brazilians will return in the spring; but until then, the order of the day are these hostile dominicans or verrry old russian girls. all this aside, the place can have it's moments of fun; but lately they have become very sparse with the same tired dancers week after week.
Great place nice dancers close by jonnys hitch and roxxies worth a shot youll always find a c* hoe here.. plus its cheap and loads* of fun! check out yea!!
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there are some great girls here from other nations! cute, nice and just plain fun. the cave is a fun excursioon on your voyage
2 1/2 months without a comment...rest in peace!
I was thinking that it was what the do commonly, Frequently steal. Hold on to your wallet when the hammer and sickle comma' callin'.
FS from a Russian means Foul Stench. They never wash their kitties.
got FS from russian --- what does FS stand for?
I like the Costa Rican, pretty smile but only a 6 at best. One Dominican had a nice body.
Rambler, How did the girls like? Were the women fine or fat? Would you go back just to see the women?
Visited here on Friday night (09/03). The mix was 4 Russians, 1 Costa Rican, 2 Dominicans, and 1-2 Brazilians. Had a lap dance with Jessy. Seeemed too short and hands off. Maybe there could be more on a second LD, but with her I doubt it. A friend of mine got more mileage with a Dark Dominican. Happy Hunting!
I am thinking about coming down one night. What would be a good night to go. How are the lapdances? Who would you recommend? I am especially interested in Eastern European women (Petite women if possible. If not, oh well, I am not that picky)
I was here on 08/22. One dancer who I liked didn't offer me a lapdance. Hello? Next time I will just force the issue. Happy Hunting, JD
Last Monday my behavior at the Cave was out of line so to the manager on duty, the barmaid whom I've know for a long time who was on duty and to the two dancers who were affected by this, I want to apologize.
anyone remember a barmaid Martina? Chech girl. where is she?
i got a dance, and incidentaly a bone-in-pants. thanks to the sexy russian girl
Why ? The lap dance area is in the old bar. Entry is in the corner opposite the main door, past the restrooms. But I still ask 'Why?".
I was in this place once. It's a big square bar filled with locals. I did not see any dance area. Where do they do lap dances? In the bathroom? Is this like a Towne Tap situation where the fun is where your seat is?
What do you call a Russian woman is is too ugly to be on the shot-put team? A dancer at Dr.'s Cave!
Steve I'll post to you on other sites. The post you're responding to here was not me... I'm fed up. SCL does NOTHING to stop imposters. I'm gone.
...as is often the case. they don't call it the cave for nothing. so i take it you are looking for alternatives to Showplace? i guess things have not returned to normal. too bad, it sounds like it was a great place.
Man, those ruskies there last night were mean looking. Onr beer and out !
It's 'tease the retard fag' week. So let's go Stevie.
Wow, f.a.g.g.o.t. you must be bored!!!
Hello to Lucy from me as well! It'll be awhile before I get back to Paterson.
newcomer, sad to say, nothing, other than "the Post" will fulfill what you are looking for. the Cave does have Russians; but generally not young ones and the market trio are exclusively older, out of shape Latina women. the only other place i've seen young women in Paterson is at Hurrah's...and they have a $20 cover. as for location, the Cave is on Grand Street. from "the Post" area, go north on Main street and make a left on grand. if you want market, stay on Main past Grand and go another few blocks. by the way, hi Lucy. i know you are reading this. see ya soon.
Is this place near the Market st clubs? Please help me out. I'm no newcomer to Paterson - been to Roxxies and the Post numerous times. Got a few questions, as I am thinking of checking out the Market St. clubs for the 1st time: 1. Where is the best place to park? 2. My preference is Russian women, and young and attractive. (Or - at least - not too old and decent looking) Which bar of these would be my best bet? 3. Where's the best mileage? TIA!
Tom, was referring to the guys from the Cave. i was referring to the fact that they wouldn't tell you who was dancing, plus the generally unfriendly attitudes i usually encounter there. obviously, not all club managers are the same and i do not know anyone at Embers. there are many club managers i like who appear to appreciate their customers.
Steve-O I think I'd be doing an injustice to the owners of Embers if I didn't say they are NOT low-lifes. (not to say you said they were, you were speaking generally) It is a pretty hands off policy as you state but that's ok with me. I know where the hands-on places are.
tom that's a real prick move to not answer your question...but i must say, i'm not surprised. the club is basically run by a bunch of low-lives...but what club isn't? been to embers once for a dancer freind's birthday, Anna Maria...she also dances at drs cave and jiggles. not high mileage is a pretty accurate discription considering there are no LD's and from what i can tell, a pretty strict hands off policy. quite a different scene from Vics.
Steve-O: I was approaching the I-80 exit s-bound Sunday on the GSP and wanted to confirm if a dancer who said she would be there, was there. I also know a barmaid there. Some guy got on the phone and didn't answer my questions, just told me to come down and find out and hung up. I kept on going south on the GSP. Thanks, however for your directions. I doubt I'll ever use them, though. I usually go to Embers. The people there are very nice to me and have been for years. It's not a "high-mileage" place by any means but it's fine for me.
Tom, coming from the east (NYC), i take exit 57 (downtown paterson) then go to the second light, make a right onto main and make a right on Grand. i actually had a nice time at Cave on Friday. russian dancer named Mila gave nice through the pants HJ with lotsa french kissing. very attractive girl. Tom, what is your usual club? BTW, National is a real dump. usually one or two dancers a night. never hung out long enough to assess mileage however. maybe there's something i don't know....
Going on I-80 W, what is the exit for the Cave and Grand Street? It looks like you go around the block to Mill and then a right onto Grand down to the cave. How is the exit marked? Thanks.
Steve-O, Ph.D I should have read your 2/20 post earlier. On the night of 2/20 I went to Paterson. I thought somebody I knew would be at National. I never found the place. I asked a bunch of people in Doctor's Cave, Guy's and another place that I was in but don't recall the name. Nobody knew it. As it turned out the person I was looking for didn't go to National. So I was in 3 or 4 clubs and the best was Doctor's Cave where I knew barmaid Lucy. You were right: I never should've gone there. Nothing as good as where I normally go which is where I'll be hanging from now on.
Tom, i would say it's not worth it. mileage in Paterson seems to be getting harder and harder to come by and if Doctor's Cave was empty it's because noone wants to go to a place where a chaperone stares at you while you have a lap dance. some places may be worth a trip such as Mickey Dee's and Hi-Beams (during the day); but the action is inconsistent and the quality of the women is generally low. i would say if you are happy at the clubs you frequent, forget paterson for now....
I know a few people associated with this club. I've been told that last night at around 6 PM there were no patrons, only dancers and barmaids. I hope it picked up later on. Perhaps this was a slack time although you'd think that the "happy hour" crowd would come in.Perhaps it was just one of those slow days. I've thought of making it to Paterson to see what the clubs there offer, although it is slightly north of my usual haunts in Elizabeth, Newark and Irvington. Is it worth it? If so what places are the best? Thanks
Ken thanks for the info...but that seems a little excessive. they do that with each and every post!
FYI the WSG usually takes 24-48 hours to review you stuff, longer if grammer or spelling is bad.
G, have you posted on WSG yet? i had posted two peices and both of them are gone. did they get rejected? are they being reviewed? i'm sorta baffled on this one.
i will be the ever ellusive doctor steve. see you there.
. . steve-o .. its friday morning and i still haven't received final acceptance on w.s.g. this is a good thing, in my opinion, however. their scrutiny of applications shows me that they are not willing to tolerate any b-s what-so-ever. when final acceptance comes, i will be on the w.s.g as ( gman1 ), what name have you chosen so i can be on the lookout for ya? . . G
cool. i'll apply as well. i've written two e-mails to cybertech and both have been seemingly ignored...so i'm about ready to say f.u.c.k. em'
. . steve-o . . i guess this is what to expect from a sub-par site whose only concern is ad dollars and could give a s.hit less about proper monitoring. such a shame. i wrote in to w.s.g yesterday ( world se.x guide . c.om ) and am now pending approval. it seems this site goes too great lengths to weed out nonsense posts and doesn't tolerate any s.hit. if accepted, i'll be posting on the Connecticut boards, mainly in the B-port, H-ford, and W-bury sections with the name, ( Gman1) i'll keep ya posted on how it goes . . G
G, have you or anyone else been in contact with cybertech about this s.h.i.t? from the looks of it, it looks like they are deleting all of the legit posts and just leaving the imposter posts busting our balls. if that's the case it's pretty f'd up! unless this imposter ass is actually spending all that money to have our comments removed. just wondering your feeling on the whole matter. i'll tell ya, you have way more fortitude than i do. everytime i see an imposter post, my blood pressure sky rockets. maybe i need therapy! LOL!!!!
If you look way, way back you'll find that I told you how nice Lucy is. Tell her I said hello.
. . steve-o / bigben . . pleasure to read your posts. . . . steve-o . . no, that was not me posting about MA., such nonsense. perhaps we should start posting on their site, ihavenofriends-com . . lol . . i refuse to post on the t-board until this clears up. in the meantime, if i have any pertinent information to pass along, i'll get in touch with you via alternate boards . . G
hello to barmaid Lucy!!! inteligent and fun to talk with, finely somebody able for a real conversation at this bar, take a look at this new dancer Jo , sexy babygirl!
Ben, i hear ya. it's a shame. this used to be so much fun and these guys are just being vindicitive, tipping each other off as to where me, G, fan, gridley and Boz post just to f.u.c.k with us. it's not right and the webmaster aught to do something about it. the problem with going somewhere else is that they'll just follow...but other boards ban people after only a few b.s. posts. i'm really hoping SCL will do something about this. i like this site and don't want to have to move. Ben, do you actually make it out to paterson or are you a strictly Ct. dude?
Steve-O, good news that you've got some income happening. I wrote to SCL again about the troubled boards. They take calls weekdays 10-6 but I'm at work. Sad, but I'm starting to agree with you-- soon we should use a different board. I really did like this community (I guess that's what it is?) until all this started. I want to be posting NOT about this - but about clubs, and girls, and dances!
G, i know you occassionally check out the Jersey boards, so i'll post here. i'm just so sickened by what's going on on the CT. boards and i don't understand why the webmaster isn't doing something about it. i was able to pick up a little bit of income from an alternate source, so i may be getting out again soon. was that your post about Mass or an impersonator? if it was you, how'd things go up there. alright, be well. hopefully, the Ct boards will clear up so we can get back to important business.
pretty girls at hurrah's but the 20 cover is outrageous and the lapdance i got was crap. some drunken tease more interested in gabbing with a fellow dancer in the vip room then giving me good service. f.u.c.k hurrah's...go to the hitching post.
Hey Fellas, what is up with Hurrah's? I stopped in a few months ago, it was late and lame. I used to know a skinny girl named Gina from the Harem that worked there. Is it worth going back? Any sign of Gina?
In my last post, I was talking about Johnny Hitch - not this place. Sorry. However, I respect fellow mongerer Steve-O... so my only experience at this place (spring or summer) might be typical: old old women.
I had tried this place a year or so ago. There were very few dancers per shift, but some cute girls. I really did not like the LD set-up, the one room with a goon watching. I'm interested again, if there are booths... bouncers watching always puts a crimp in the party, so please post more info if possible.
will this place be hot tonite (Monday)? Don't want to wast time driving an hr for sup par performance.