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3.5

1820 Willow Avenue

Weehawken, New Jersey 07086

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congratulations  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 16 October, 2017
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voted best place to lose a lemon

jason K  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 23 April, 2015
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As I stated before this club should be avoid

jason K  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 23 April, 2015
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This club is a shithole nothing but a ghetto club now.From my understanding the club is being sued along with it's coke head manager mike who is being sued for sexual harrisment of a bartender and being a racist.

larry1  on  Squeeze Lounge

posted on 5 May, 2013
Joined 7 years ago
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Ahhh, the name is synonymous with this establishments intentions:To "squeeze" that loot out of you!-Eastern European women-Expensive drinks-Dollar parade all day-I repeat, dollar parade-Waste of moneyI have viewed bunch of NFL players in here. Awesomely getting wild with the dancers, Interesting sight. Trust me, you will have a better time watching Nelly's Tip Drill vid.

Andy  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 6 May, 2012
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Does this club have VIP rooms? How much it cost?

harryharry  on  Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 January, 2012
Joined 8 years ago
165 comments posted

Let's face it, the only reason guys go to places like this is for a friends birthday, a "funny" prank, or a time waster. There is no cover for a reason....~Great Name

ss  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 13 August, 2011
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Does this club have a VIP

dd  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 15 June, 2011
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does arussian girl by the name nell work here

Anthony  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 3 June, 2011
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this place is cool n laid back without the bs you get at other clubs. Marisa thankyou for a wonderful lap dance your the best ever.

jen  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 24 April, 2011
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thats jen....great titties and superhead.....golfball thru a garden hose applies here

jim  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 15 March, 2011
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what's her name? what nights does she work?

Restored Comment  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 15 March, 2011
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Stopped in last night around 7:30. Not crowded, comfortable. A few hot latina dancers that were worth the dollar parade then others were dogs. The latina bartender with the star tattoos is nice eye candy with great cans. I was able to get a couple dances from her and enjoy those titties for a bit, but extras are a no go in the club. I'm sure takeout can be arranged

Terranova  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 17 November, 2010
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ICES The Hottest Female in the Club. Beautiful, Very Nice and Smart Girl - The Total Package Gives a Great Lap Dance

Incredible  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 28 April, 2010
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This place is great.. Yes, it is a little pricey, and the LD room is kind of not private, but the girls are all hot.. I've been here many times and I've never seen an ugly girl here.. All kinds of girls, Russian, Brazilian, American, Italian, Asian, Afro-American.. Afternoon's are more fun but the h0tter girls come at night after 7pm.. If u are lucky u may get some hj.. or a little hj action in the ld room but at night forgetaboutit.. They watch u like a hawk.. :( Girls don't like it either.. But if u ever wanted to get a ld from a really great looking girl then this is the place to be just comes with its limitations.. :(

Big One  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 31 October, 2009
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Do you have American girls or only Russian

marks  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 16 October, 2009
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the best club ever!!!!!!

diggem  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 October, 2009
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whch dancer are you talking about there are a few with a lot of tattoo's

to hey  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 8 October, 2009
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Sucks for you shit for brains. LOL.

hey  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 3 October, 2009
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what happened to the hot chick with all the tattoos? Got her number a while ago but when I switched to Verizon, I lost all my contacts. Been her a few times recently and she doesn't work there.

DJ WANTED  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 17 September, 2009
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Experienced gentlemens club dj wanted tuesday shift 3:00pm to 3:00am must have all types of the following music rock, classic rock, pop and dance music *hip hop, r&b and reggae is not in attendance* must have excellent mic skills we are looking for someone to entertain not just play music call the club and schedule your audition no walk-ins 973-779-7455 platinum dollz

I agreed place is LAME  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 23 August, 2009
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stopped by last night, I think they have lap dances on the back, I didn't venture to the ld room because the girls were average, other than that the dollar parade wasn't bad the girls were more into dancing than begging for a dollar.

danielle d.  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 8 March, 2009
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this place sucks and the girls are all lesbian crackheads..... ugly ass bitches with no vibe...maybe like 1 or 2 if that

Place is LAME  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 14 February, 2009
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This place is LAME! I mean it's a R-I-P-O-F-F Overpriced drinks and there are NO lap dances. Here's the kicker - Girls don't even take off their clothes. What the hell kind of strip club is that? Not sure why this place exists. You're better off going to a place in the city or a real strip club in North Jersey. Or just grab a beer in Hoboken. Otherwise, you'll be bored out of your mind.

WHERE DO I PARK?  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 18 January, 2009
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I hate weehawken parking space, I have passed several times but I don't see a place to park, is there parking on the back of the club? I'd hate to find my car was towed while I was inside.

Her name was....  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 17 January, 2009
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Go fuck yourself asshole.

Ron H.  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 18 November, 2008
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Took one of my good friends here to enjoy a little pole / lap dancing for his birthday. The place is a big rectangular bar with stools and a rectangular stage in the middle for the dancers. The girls here are not topless, they have micro-bikinis on. The girls at this place were very hot. I don't mean hot in the strip club sense, I mean hot in the regular sense. Anyways, here's the breakdown in list format:1. The drinks were moderately expensive ($10 or under for drinks).2. It costs $20 to get a lapdance for about 3 minutes.3. The girls are not all from Russia. 4. Girls dance on stage for about 10-15 minutes, then walk around the stage to tease patrons for tips. Then, they come outside the stage to solicit a lap dance or etc., if you are lucky...(or so I hear).5. We bought numerous lap dances for my friend. This is his claim, 'the girls here grind up on your harder than the ones at the topless clubs'.

Name this girl....  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 29 September, 2008
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She was dancing on Saturday night 9-27-08. Thick, voluptuous brunette wearing pink & black lingerie, thigh-highs and clear heels. The girl could work the stage like you wouldn't believe! What was her name... I couldn't hear her over the music, and then she vanished to the lap room for ever. I gotta find out when she works next. Hot!

NANIE...  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 23 September, 2008
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Was gonna check this place out anyone know when Nanie Dances? beautiful black girl...tonight maybe?

A P ROOFING  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 1 September, 2008
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Adelino perin cheats on his wife rosa with his secretary mary wright poor timmy he does not know

jessica  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 29 August, 2008
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When does this beauty work? The russian one who looks like naomi watts in the face.

checkpoint  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 28 August, 2008
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How come you guys stopped updating the schedule?

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posted on 20 August, 2008
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When were you there? Was it day shift or night? I've had nothing but great times in this place. And I've been to all of 'em in this area too many times to count.

james  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 15 August, 2008
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this club is way to uptight. maybe because its in weehawken. the service sucks. and u would think with the money u pay just to have a drink they could be at the very least nice to u. the girls r average at best. and the laps are terrible. not on my recommended list of strip clubs in this area. i would just go over into hoboken and have a drink at one of the many bars there better price and plenty of hot chicks. this place is way of base. not worth the time or effort

sooo  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 14 August, 2008
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i came by just for fun.. was having some beers, and was bored. there was a brunette, who danced, and gave me a dance..im in love..

Paulo  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 11 August, 2008
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The girls are very sexy, they dance so good on stage. This is a great club if you like sexy model girls.

checkpoint  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 6 August, 2008
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This is one of the best places in the state. I've been to nearly all of 'em in northern NJ and this one is at or near the top. The place is nice; you don't feel like you're catching a disease by just sitting down in the couch dance or vip area. They actually play a variety of music. I've even heard rock and roll in there. I didn't think any strip clubs knew what that was anymore. The bartenders are cool and sweethearts. And the dancers are pretty damn hot.

RE: Bimmer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 August, 2008
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maybe it is just you who is Lame?

robert  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 August, 2008
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I went to Squeeze the other night and it was the best place I have been to. The girls there are more classy than other places. I liked the fact that they dont just try to take money from you. There were 2 Russian girls that really were beautiful. They were Sasha and Kate. The food and drinks were great. The whole places was just very good. Im going back again.

Bimmer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 8 May, 2008
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Just a good place for a beer and some decent eye candy...LAMEST lap dances with bouncers staring down as if a great crime was about to occur

TiPsy  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 5 May, 2008
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Did Cheryl ever come back to work here? She just disappeared a while back. Anyone know the story? If she is back to work, what nights?

howie  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 March, 2008
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are there a lot of ghetto girls here or more high class like satin dolls?

question 4 mngt  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 29 February, 2008
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what is the dress code?

any 411  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 6 February, 2008
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How r the LDs here? r they private?

heather  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 25 January, 2008
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yes there are black girls there, this is the place to go in north jersey, for classy black women, i work there a few times and i felt very welcome, i loved it

re: Elina  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 27 November, 2007
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Does a young, blond, Russian dancer named Elina work here?

?  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 22 November, 2007
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any black girls here

kimberly  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 November, 2007
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hottest girl there. hands down.

LOVETHEGIRLS  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 23 October, 2007
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platinum  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 October, 2007
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hey (H)...we all miss u here too @ squeeze, especially more now than ever, since WINTER is right around the corner

ex dancer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 28 September, 2007
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So I was flipping through the channels a few nights ago and who do I see but my old sweet coworker Lisa........on AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL!!!! Congratulations baby! I know you can go all the way!

Hey Freakboy  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 September, 2007
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Were you at Vic's today with Star????????

freakboy  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 September, 2007
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What is the mileage like here? Wandering hands want to know... ;-)

weehawken  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 September, 2007
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Are these girls working here goes for one night stand ? some of them worth it anybody who goes there any suggestion ?

danccer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 25 August, 2007
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can zoey stop dancing already she is so old lol.do they have a retirement plan for dancers

h  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 9 July, 2007
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just wanted to show some love to the squeeze great club. i wanna come this winter . i miss you al

Steelbreeze  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 May, 2007
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Is there a gal named Anna Paula there? Blonde Brazilian with a few small tatoos.

Athina  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 27 April, 2007
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Ginger got married and started teaching. Another one bites the dust

the white guy  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 April, 2007
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Frankie is beautiful.

ginger?  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 20 March, 2007
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Is there a reason this girl keeps disappearing? She's the only reason I ever go to the club...anyone know if she's still working here?

mrgreen  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 19 February, 2007
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Classy strip club is a contradiction. The lap dances are not private, there is not a lot of mileage and a lot of talk about security guards etc. As someone else said, there is too much security walking around. Some of the girls look nice, but lots of other clubs have better, more private lap dance areas.

jason  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 22 January, 2007
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Whats up with all the lesbian girls that work their I like girl on girl action but let get real i want a girl that like man only man.

Mom  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 17 December, 2006
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Squeeze is my home and everyone that works there is my family, i miss you all. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a New Year full of happiness.... I love you all... Mom

Jack  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 13 December, 2006
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What is the dress code? Never have stopped in this place, what is late night Friday like? Please give up some info. Thanks.

to edit (the real 1)  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 29 November, 2006
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stop into the bada bing on friday night. An old friend wants to see you. Rt 17 south in lodi.

Diamond's Undergound  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 8 November, 2006
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Eddie  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 7 November, 2006
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anyone know what the deal is with ginger? she is smoking!!! how are her VIP's?

were  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 November, 2006
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her dances good? any good mileage?

to might be lame  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 30 October, 2006
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YEAH!i dance with her....she is very good......she is brazilian

bored  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 28 October, 2006
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this club its so lame!!!

Bimmer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 September, 2006
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Club ambience is hot but not the girls ..and the lamest lap dances still continue

Rig  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 18 August, 2006
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Haven't been to Squeeze in a while, are the girls hott like you said? Last time I was there they were chargeing for mandatory coat checks, making you put your celphone in the car, $10 drinks and $6+ beers.

hell yeah  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 18 August, 2006
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the girls in here are hot as hell!!!! satin dolls my ass! this club by far is the best club for hot nj dancers, you won't find any more hot dancers in the state! bottom line, don't waste your time at the wanna be guidette satin dolls when you can get the real deal at the squeeze, the real and original "bada bing"

a better time  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 27 July, 2006
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A better time can be found at Satin Dolls Thursday thru Saturday. See for yourself and you'll know what I'm talking about.

customer looking  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 20 July, 2006
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does courtney still work there or joselyn ?????

tom  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 18 July, 2006
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where the hell has ginger been? anyone know if she still works here?

dcup  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 June, 2006
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any busty girls here?

black customer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 5 June, 2006
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Can a black customer come here and not have any troubles. How do the black girls look?

To Dncr:  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 June, 2006
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this is an upscale white bar, but the majority of the dancers who work here are BLACK girls... but not Ghetto black girls, like the bars out in elizabeth , and newark. Squeeze is one of the few bars out there that give SISTER's a chance. that's because the owner is the most wonderful human that ever was!!!

Re: Ariel  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 14 May, 2006
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Does she still works here?

dancer  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 10 May, 2006
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do black girls work here or is this an upscale white bar?

Day guys  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 26 April, 2006
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The food is really good if you stopped in for lunch. There is some sexy cuban chic that just started dances pretty good and nice to talk to. Great dances thinks she works thurs & Friday.Food was great surprised nice comfortable spot.

LvlyLady  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 25 March, 2006
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Who is the boy who works behind the bar on saturday nights??? how old is he??

xx  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 22 March, 2006
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I went to the squeeze lounge last sunday, and there was a girl sitting at the bar, brunnette, with a black shirt on, does she work there? what days?

guest  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 7 March, 2006
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What hell happend to Kitten , she was my favorite girl ! Very cute small little black girl , worked the day shift. If any one knowns where she is working now , please list.

stacey  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 3 March, 2006
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what ever happened to Diana? latin girl...havent seen here around...anyone know where she works?

X-Sqzdncr  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 2 March, 2006
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i totally agree with the comment posted on 12/28...(Lynette & Michael) Lynette is the most possive girlfriend anyman could have....she will cut any girl throat, if she think they are involved with Michael without her consent. u do not want to go there with her, trust me! and i some what believe she is that way because of her zodiac sign. I have a younger sister, that is also a cancer..very devoted and loyal when it comes to realtionships;and good homemaker's. It doesn't matter where she came from, it's where she's going...and it's to the BANK. Good for her. i'll say....and just think of the other pot of gold michael is giving her....The Club! u go girl!

re: Delbert  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 17 February, 2006
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You know the woman at home can pick up that fish smell right away (when it's someone else's fish) even when you don't notice it. It's best to stay away from the old lady till you can shower or wash the face and hands.

chris-ta-fuh  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 12 February, 2006
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the bartenders need to start showing some tits and ass... the pretty smiles arent cutting it anymore.

re: Delbert  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 27 January, 2006
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Did it smell like fish? You got a woman at home and got to worry about them funky smells on your clothes, eh?

Princess  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 27 January, 2006
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DD's is still open. See princess mon-wed dayshift.

Delbert  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 12 January, 2006
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I went to the Squeeze Lounge recently and had a dance from hot latina dancer there. She was exceptionally smooth and curvy. It was a little artificial and phony, but I basically liked it. The only thing I didn't like was the residual smell that I had left on my clothes.

ait  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 8 January, 2006
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Does Anita Blue Dance at this club?

Mia fan  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 6 January, 2006
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Hey is the skinny, sexy Mia still working here? She is a really good dancer with an amazing tush and great legs. She is a little small on top. I haven't been to Squeeze in quite a while but may come back

Heavenly???  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 3 January, 2006
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Has anyone seen "Heavenly?" She's a small petite puerto rican girl who was there about a year ago when they opened.

I  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 28 December, 2005
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Lynette please stop defending yourself and pretending to be someone else. It's truely pathedic. You really are just his whore. What kind of man would let a pretty girl like you work for him in a go- go bar.Unless you wanted to because it was the only way to watch his wondering eye. You have to buy him pussy to keep his dick under your control. If you didn't, you know it would be else where. Hate to tell you sister, your man is a dog. Your the only one that doesn't get it. But I guess when you come from trash you are willing to make tiny sacrafies. You seem like a nice girl when you aren't running around worried about the next blond that will catch his eye. Stay true to yourself. You can do so much better.

Jewels  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 27 December, 2005
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works at lace ...Good Luck!

Jewels Fan  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 22 December, 2005
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Is there a lovely dancer named Jewels who still works here, or did she move onto someplace else?

XStaff-Member  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 19 December, 2005
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Wait a minute, I can not believe the comment that i just read below..lol about Lynette, Mike, and Dncrs like platinum being paid to fuck them. Oh, wait a minute.. that makes so much sense why she is the only reamining dancer there after 12plus years, even when there is only two or more customers in the bar (Hahaha). Well!, at least now she has the ring on her hands... and His Fat Cock in her mouth. I hate to admitt it...but u're still doing better than I am lynette. u're really STRONG BITCH, to really keep a FINE ASS man like MICHAEL . more power to u Girl!

lover  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 24 August, 2005
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heard that short dark haired spanish bartender on sat. nights gives great head when she's done with her shift. also heard she is a call girl in nyc now. (she quit her real job to s*ck d*ck)....how sad....

rocker  on Squeeze Lounge

posted on 15 August, 2005
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i had fun there, first time.. stopped in to watch the yankee game and grab a beer on break from recording. frankie was cool, and some little russian girl too. ill be back when im back in town.

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