Knockouts Comments

3.1

311 Central Avenue Northwest

Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102

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Mona M.  on Knockouts

posted on August 23, 2015
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The managers are great, the girls are friendly, the drinks are well-made. Considering downtown Albuquerque is completely uninviting, this place is a gem in a sea of dilapidation.

James  on Knockouts

posted on August 20, 2013
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Barbie; Hey, what does Barbie look like ? Is she Hispanic wears a cowboy hat with big boobs and in her late 40's ??

Clubber  on Knockouts

posted on July 4, 2013
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Been to lots of clubs just about everywhere, this might be about the easiest one to bring a girl home with you. If you have game and some money in your pocket you have about a 75% chance..

joseph1k  on  Knockouts

posted on October 9, 2012
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Since this was my first visit to a strip club, I can't fairly give it 5 stars, but the experience was exceptionally better than I could have imagined. First off, there's no cover before 9 on weekdays, and great happy hour prices from 6-9pm. The stage is nice, with plenty of ringside seats that are quite comfortable. Ample tables throughout as well. The LD section is lit just enough, and while the booths are more like ample cubby holes in a row, theyvprovide all the privacy you need. The "bubble room" is actually just a similar section of ubby holes at the back of the club. Overall lighting and decor is great. The dancers range in body type to suit all tastes, and are very friendly. Tanle dances are $5, LDs with one-way contact (them touching you) are $10/song, and two-way contact (you can touch their arms, sides, and legs are $20. I personally enjoyed the 2 way LDs, but for the submissive in me one-ways are great too.Talent ranges among the girls, but they all have different styles. Perhaps because of their style, some are better at showmanship, making you believe that they're yours for those 5-10 min. I recommend Hazel who was the first lady to give me a LD (the first lap dance I've ever had, actually.) She was talkative, sweet, and very nimble. Later I got some dances from Kaleea (I think that's spelled right) She had a very different style of dance, which was very sensual, and her years of experience show in her moves. I ended the night with several dances from Meghan, who provided a sublime experience, truly. For my first strip club experience, I think little else could have made for a better time. I will certainly return to this club for yet another memorable evening. Thank you to all the ladies who danced for me.-Mark

Barbie  on Knockouts

posted on June 23, 2012
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Over all Knockouts is a fun place, however stay away from Barbie, everything she says is 100% BS and she either overcharges for dances or can't count to 5.

timewasters  on Knockouts

posted on May 21, 2012
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Tried to audition at night, the mgr said auditions must be done during dayshift. came in and auditioned on dayshift the following day, and the manager was very nice, said i'd done a good job, but that he couldn't hire me because the actual hiring had to be done by.....the night manager!!! said i would get a phone call in the next couple days. as of a week later, still nothing. if the answer is no, then have the courtesy to pick up the phone and tell me so! but do not waste my time!!!

Mr. Right  on Knockouts

posted on September 14, 2011
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This club was a 10. If you get a chance to go make sure you get a dance from Cherry. The tattoos on the back of her legs are so sexy. I can't wait to go back to ABQ and see her again. All the other girls were sexy too.

RRBILL  on Knockouts

posted on August 13, 2010
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Returned to Albuquerque last month. This club is still great and Chantel is the greatest!!!

rrbill  on Knockouts

posted on October 10, 2009
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I still recommend this conveniently located bar. Chantel is by far the most talented and prettiest in the entire 4-state area.

rrbill  on Knockouts

posted on April 16, 2009
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Stopped in AB Q for a few days. This friendly place is right downtown near my hotel. No cover charge, drinks are reasonable, and you have quite a variety of different girls from different races and backgrounds. A table dance is only $5 and a VIP dance only $10 (There is a bubble room, and I don't know what goes on there but at $20 admission i don't want to know). Anyway you don't see prices like that south of Flint MI. I especially recommend Chantel, Nubia and Angel. Pleasant to talk go and great dancers.

Deckard  on Knockouts

posted on February 5, 2009
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I stopped here when I was in Albuquerque for a night. The rates are ok, but the talent all had asterisks. It's like where all the 'other' girls go to work. They were all friendly enough, but their looks varied from 'ok' to 'no baby, you really need to put that back on'.

Bill  on Knockouts

posted on January 29, 2009
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I had a friend that worked here she was a short curvy Spanish girl named Angel her stage name was Astacia could anyone please help me out and tell me if she still works here?

Knockouts ≠ Fun  on Knockouts

posted on September 3, 2008
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Overall this is not a bad place, but I found it quite boring.

Y am I in ABQ  on Knockouts

posted on April 15, 2008
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Went in this club on a sat night nice variety of girls. They dont hustle very hard, I think because alot of locals go here just to wish.I had a great time, laps were fun drinks were cheap. What the hell else is there to do in ABQ!

Gerald  on Knockouts

posted on January 27, 2008
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This is the time to go to Knockout's. There are lots of new dancers eager to please. Make sure you get a lap dance in the main room before going to the VIP. In the main room they are only $5. When is Natasha coming back ?

bama guy  on Knockouts

posted on January 12, 2008
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coming into town next week. how is the vip room and what are the limits.

Josh  on Knockouts

posted on June 13, 2007
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I came by this place with my cousin and it seem to have good potential. I mean the ladies were good looking and seem to know what they were doing. Marty and Shortie were smoking hot. The only problems I had was that I tried to get some dollar bills but they keep giving me 5's or 10's as change. One girl asked if I wanted a dance and I said yes but I guess she wasn't serious because she sat down next to me for a second then she disappeared to only be seen giving someone else a dance

Sophia  on Knockouts

posted on December 5, 2006
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Sorry wrong club I was trying to post on the eclipse one I was Kinda drunk lol

Sophia  on Knockouts

posted on August 23, 2006
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Club is now Spearment Rhino

thescout  on Knockouts

posted on August 20, 2006
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I haven' been in to the club recently but a few years ago there was a beautiful dancer named "Stevie". I have been to alot of clubs in alot of places and she was by far the most entertaining dancer I have ever met. Not only was she a FANTASTIC dancer but she was also drop dead gorgeous. If anyone knows her whereabouts now I would greatly appreciate any information.

apollondias  on Knockouts

posted on August 10, 2006
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Some nice girls in this club and some cold ones. Been in a few times and the experience or the vibe is very different depending upon who is working and the time of day or night, I suppose. Reasonably priced and stimulating lap dances, when you can get them from the girls you want. One complaint, way too many of the girls keelp their broad bikini bottoms on while dancing on stage, rather than stripping down to G-string. I don't understand what is up with that?

Two guns lives!!!  on Knockouts

posted on July 29, 2006
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J.T. this is your brother in NYC.We lost touch long ago but if you or someone you know reads this give me a call!!!!Knock Outs will never be the club it once was without you!!!!I work at Crazy Horse in NYC!!!(718) 231-6900 I work everynight after 9pm pass this onto jewel......Thanks C

downtown b  on Knockouts

posted on July 3, 2006
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The best club in nm for sure....reasonable drink prices, low cover charge, friendly doormen, waitresses, and bar staff, lots of hot / friendly women on any night of the week, great prices for dances....

Colleen (from Phx.)*  on Knockouts

posted on June 30, 2006
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I used to work here many years ago as a feature entertainer... Jake the owner ROCKS + the staff is very friendly, I hope to touch base with them soon. My roomate & I could use a break from Phx.

Bald Man  on Knockouts

posted on June 19, 2006
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Always a good time, great prices and sexy women!!

10  on Knockouts

posted on June 2, 2006
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It was a good time.natasha was good and so was my future wife, I forgot her name but she has a dollar bill around her finger and the key to my heart.She rock, have good live and watch football for me it's a great sport.

greg from chicago  on Knockouts

posted on February 22, 2006
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is tabetha - short blond - working the knockouts?

M  on Knockouts

posted on January 20, 2006
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What happened to JT? I used to work there and was always safe when JT was around. What did Jake do?

Boy  on Knockouts

posted on March 10, 2005
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This place Rocks! The girls are great. There is a wide variety of dancers on the floor. Lots to choose from!! The Bartenders are some of the hottest in town!!!

girth boy  on Knockouts

posted on April 10, 2004
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this place is very "hit or miss"". i've gotten some really good lap dances on the floor, and other girls seem to think that they're gonna catch something if they touch you in the slightest way. for new mexico, there can be some fun to be had---sometimes. watch out for the girls that try to steer you to the v.i.p. areas right away....more often than not, their dances are sub par---if your lucky, you can get a wicked, grinding lap dance on the floor for less money.. girls to look for are Natasha and China.....other than those girls---good luck...

Arizona Dancer  on Knockouts

posted on February 13, 2004
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Thinking about traveling and working here, any information about this club would be great, thanks

stars  on Knockouts

posted on February 3, 2004
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The place is below average and the girls surely have an attitude problem. You actually have to ask the girls if you want a dance. Some of them even do not come back to give you the lounge dance. I liked the TD's north it is better for the money.