Cheeks Comments


2841 Cerrillos Road

Santa Fe, New Mexico 87507

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yanard12  on  Cheeks

posted on April 5, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
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Been here about 30 minutes and have witnessed two dances. It's really not good.Granted, this is based off of a Tuesday night at 12am. Drinks were pricey, and just not that good (especially considering that I had drank quite a bit before getting here and wasn't happy with what I drank).Lastly, not their fault though it must be considered, the taxi service late night is garbage, we called and they kept saying they're on their way over and over again. Never showed, we walked back about 4 miles in below freezing temps. Thanks!

Serenity  on Cheeks

posted on January 20, 2012
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When I was a dancer there, there were some old ladies there but there were also some good ones... Trinity, Destiny, Jenna, JD, myself . The fines were there and the one manager that was cool let all mine go and Gabe the Dj was so cool he'd, always hook me up. It wasn't the best money I've made stripping but for Santa Fe working 3 days a week averaging about 1300$ to 1500$ a week wasn't too bad. But Alb or Vegas is def a better place to work.

Clare M.  on Cheeks

posted on February 2, 2011
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Albuquerque is only 45 minutes away, Vegas is 8 hours and Los Angeles 16 hours. Any are worth the drive.

equis  on Cheeks

posted on January 15, 2010
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I was in santa fe for a art show and went to cheeks.. The place was fun beside the car club called"roller only"" those kid where throwing money like it was nothing, , , But I had a great time

ryan123  on  Cheeks

posted on September 25, 2009
Joined 10 years ago
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Nothing spectacular, it's Santa Fe's only strip club. There are better ones in Albuquerque, but that's 65 miles away.

satisfied customer  on Cheeks

posted on February 1, 2009
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In town for business and went to cheeks. JD made my night. Friendly, hot , and gave great ViP dances. Will definetely go back when in SF.

man from hollywood  on Cheeks

posted on October 16, 2008
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mr or mrs owner your dancers and djs are fighting world war three using the red light as a weapon ive been in the movie industry for 55 years and my camera and light crew know how to sell a movie some lights are flattering and some are not get your ass in there and cease fire or better yet get a hammer and smash that red light or the djs head

Air Jordan  on Cheeks

posted on May 16, 2008
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Nothin' but air at this place. At the stage, air. Table dance, air. VIP, you guessed it.

passing thur  on Cheeks

posted on May 14, 2008
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05/2008 - This has to be the worst strip club I have ever been in----bar none. Don't waste your money. It's a complete waste of time at any price.

Lobo's Aggies suck  on Cheeks

posted on November 14, 2007
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hahahaha you losers from sante fe get to go to the shitiest club in nm.

former dancer  on Cheeks

posted on July 12, 2007
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I used to work at this lame ass place and mostly every negative thing said is true. The managers are asses who will fine you for any little thing plus the fat ass bouncers try to hit on all the girls and if you dont respond they fine you to. The locker room is ridiculous way to small and falling apart plus its filled with balck widow spiders. Plus theres no pole on stage and the girls have to wear latex on their nipples which most of them use glitter glue which is toxic, their tits could fall off any second. We definatly need another club here.

To: fuktheworld  on Cheeks

posted on July 11, 2007
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Have you ever tried Metamucil, Citrucil and/or a bran muffin? Just might take the edge off!

fuktheworld  on Cheeks

posted on July 10, 2007
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ok there are a few good dancers there like Passion but it is true that the managers are asses especialy with the girls thats why half of them quit. I heard they are now dancing else where by different names so I hope all is well fo them. And who gives a shit if that Joanna used to be a porno star she old as hell now and she nasty givin hand jobs in the VIP room, also theres this one girl Trinity who looks like a tranny and if u get a dance from her watch out her hair is so full of grease or whatever the hell she put on it that itll splash you in the face, and another spanish chick with a weird ass name who tries to shake her bony ass but just ends up moving her back thats some funny shit.

Observations  on Cheeks

posted on June 30, 2007
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Was here on evening of 6/21. Contrary to what has been posted here, most of the dancers I saw that night were NOT skanks or old washed-up grannies. Most were fairly attractive (especially two brunettes, one by the name of "Passion"), and I swear that one bleached blond dancer was the former porn actress Joanna Storm (went by the stage name "Joanna"). Wait staffers were prompt, courteous, and lovely. That said, half of the dancers didn't even remove their tops when dancing. If this IS a topless place, let's SHOW it, OK??? BTW, it's crazy for a progressive town like Santa Fe to not have/allow NUDE strip clubs. Out-of-towner

sursider13  on Cheeks

posted on June 10, 2007
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First of all they hire anyone i mostly see fat ass nasty bitches and some are old enough to be fukin grandmas, most of those hos have strech marks and they needs to be home takin care of their damn kids. The ones I thought were pretty good are gone like cookie, envy, and sasha. So if this club wants to improve get younger girls without kids, put a pinche pole on stage and hire new management and staff cuz the last time i was there they were fuckin assholes.

Randy  on Cheeks

posted on March 28, 2007
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Its a waste of time, perhaps one good looking girl. Save the money you would spend on one dance and go to ABQ. You will get more bang for your buck

DP  on Cheeks

posted on December 5, 2006
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Starr may be a bit hobbled by recent surgery, but she's a class act and a genuinely nice person (doesn't always happen with dancers). Be nice to her, guys!

CC  on Cheeks

posted on October 28, 2006
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i'm there next week. Is this place still open?

looking  on Cheeks

posted on July 20, 2006
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attention managers....just came back into nm. have worked all over the country. looking for a new club to work at. how is cheeks? is the money good?

unsatisfied  on Cheeks

posted on June 2, 2006
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ok let me begin, this place is so nasty. the girls are gross. the pole is nasty for god sakes you can hit your head on the speakers can do much on it. the stage is boring what do u do? ugh!!! gross gross is all i got to say. o and ladies if you go dance there lock or no lock either way their " lockers" are trashed. falling apart. o k thats enough.

Super Bowl  on Cheeks

posted on February 24, 2006
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I was here for the SuperBowl. Crowd was light, but it allowed the staff more time to interact. One of the friendliest places I have been to. Great people. Thanks for a wonderful time....Go Steelers

Clifton  on Cheeks

posted on January 20, 2006
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Is a retired stripper from 20 years ago named Sandy still part owner of this club? She used to dance topless in Albuquerque at Chapter Two back in the 1980s.

Choir Boy in CT  on Cheeks

posted on June 10, 2005
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This strip joint was in the news. Some fairly famous guy was roughed up outside.