Cheeks Reviews

3.1

2841 Cerrillos Road

Santa Fe, New Mexico 87507

John D.

posted on 31 May, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
1.5
Sound System and DJ
N/A

The only comparison I can make of this place is a syphilis infested butthole. Unpleasant to the eye and dangerous to be in. We arrived at 12:00am on a Sunday and was charged $10 for cover. A grand total of 2 dances by girls who clearly do not have the body type to be stripping were done in a span of 1 hour. At 1:00am, which is exactly an hour before they close, we were told of a "1 drink at minimal" policy and were threatened to leave when we refused. This turned out to be a blessing in disguise since we were obviously wasting our time anyway.

curtis17

posted on 30 October, 2013
Joined 5 years ago
225 reviews posted
Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
1.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.5
Overall Hospitality
1.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
3.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
4.5

Stopped in for fan-related business. Was pleasantly surprised, with cute girls, decent drinks, standard bar fare.Not bad for the joint where Thor(Chris Hemsworth) and Erik Selvig(Stellan Skarsgaard) get smashed in the movie Thor.

dukphda

posted on 19 April, 2012
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

jvtkwrv

BB

posted on 10 May, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

No comment for this review

G Mano

posted on 9 May, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Definetly pick and choose amonst the dancers.

big money

posted on 12 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Sucks!!! I heard they fired a girl just for using the bathroom, thats so stupid!!!! We need an all nude age 18 plus over here and I gurantee more buisiness, maybe if they put anoyher club people will stop going all the way to burque for better quality.

Meh

posted on 28 March, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Not good at all. Only game in town. Perhaps if we had another place in town, they would work on the place. Of the 4 times I went once I met a nice woman. Had a nice lap dance. But after 4 trips, one woman is not enough. Head to ABQ.

jack

posted on 9 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.7
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

steve

posted on 9 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
5

best club in new mexico

bob

posted on 9 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

mumford

posted on 9 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

great time