Crystal Cafe Comments

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801 Conklin Street

Farmingdale, New York 11735

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Mistercap12  on  Crystal Cafe

posted on 17 November, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
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I've been here a few times. It's okay. Theres a few good looking girls, but not many. It's kinda small inside so it's hard to find a good seat at the bar when it gets crowded. Some heavyset older strippers too, if you are into that. Only 5 dollars to get in though. Not bad overall.

Dean  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 26 June, 2015
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Met the redhead last week, she's new, and GORGEOUS. Gives great lap dances.

John  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 24 June, 2015
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Come here occasionally and wow, my advice is to go on the weekend nights. There's a new girl, a stunning little redhead, who might have to be the most attractive girl I've ever seen in any strip club. There seems to be a few other new girls as well, along with the regulars that are still there.

Some dude  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 2 January, 2011
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The one thing I hate about this place is there is no PRIVATE lap dance area. This place seriously needs to get with the times and install a PRIVATE lap dance area like every other strip club out there.

LBJ  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 30 January, 2010
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Yea I picked up that ho, she wanted money for us to leave together to get a room, I couldn't belive it, what a whore.

jhon the 3th  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 19 October, 2009
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i was there on Friday. can't get my change back from the young bartender, slow service 2, she was to busy on the phone text in,

Jman  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 13 September, 2009
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I picked up this one, Lola...shes alot older then she says. If she was that young, she wouldn't have that many wrinkles. She's all plastic surgey to, you can tell from the fake tits. Don't waste your time with this old one, shes only after the money. Not a brain cell between the ears also, dumb as shit.

li  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 1 July, 2009
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does anyone know what happened to the hot blonde jada who used to dance here?

jada  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 9 March, 2009
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to management: do you have a valid email or website so i may send you info for a possible feature booking in 2009?

lenny  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 9 March, 2009
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who was that beautiful bartender who worked last night?..hungarain/rusian girl?

david  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 22 January, 2009
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If you are gonna spend $10 for a drink better go to Le Cafe, the girls look better are friendlier, if you go tuesday night ask for Cristina, A Russian blue eyed blond, an unbelievable body, her skin is so soft, her tits an state of the art work, she is just perfect, there no gram of fat in her, buy her a couple of drinks and she will make you have a great time.

ABCD  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 8 November, 2008
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Crystal Cafe Sucks!!! Lost all my money and had no fun.Beware if you are looking out for some naughty stuff no touching allowed and they are more number of bouncers then customers lol

new girl  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 21 September, 2008
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The new girl on wed. in the silver dress is LEXI she works 8-4 n fri 2-8

NATALIA  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 19 September, 2008
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Hey fellas new girl on the strip here to give you some love @ the tunnel of love. come chk me out on wednesday and friday night. located at 30- b gleam st. west babylon, ny 11704 ( off edison st )

J.P.  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 18 September, 2008
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was in on wed 9/17...who is the spectactular new girl in the silver gown and heels...beautiful...the class of the place!when does she work?!

Culo  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 3 August, 2008
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Which Russians give the best LD?

chrissy  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 23 April, 2008
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In search of Brooke  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 18 April, 2008
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does any one knows if Brooke still dances there

Devoted fan  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 12 February, 2008
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Come one, come all to Gaslite on Friday, February 15 for another "CANDACE AND ERICA'S RAFFLE NIGHT". Beautiful women and great prizes. What more can anybody ask for? If you miss it, you'll regret it!!!!!

good  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 2 February, 2008
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good club long legs nice cold beer

Dancer  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 24 January, 2008
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hey- whose the new girl dancer or shotgirl.. not sure, she has long hair and she gives a killer back mnasage! she was staring at my cock .....all during the back massgae..i mean staring at it! i got a huge woody for her!

rojo  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 26 November, 2007
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i heard lana who used to work at caracell works there on fridays is it true i will have to check it someone tell me

bob  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 2 November, 2007
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where in babylon is Pink going to open?

PINK LOVER  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 27 October, 2007
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pink is re-opening in babylon...

lacross  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 11 October, 2007
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i will never go back to CC haw long that guy with big beard work there bad attitude, sarcastic , unmerciful person scary despiteful caracter

JOB INFO  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 3 October, 2007
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I was wondering if this club is hiring bartenders?? thanks!! xoxo

visitor  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 18 September, 2007
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this place is busy after 1-2 am and no naked girls , topless ya baby

c joe  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 11 September, 2007
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What's it like at the CC after 2am? Does it slow down by that hour? Do the girls get naked in private?

#1 stripclubfan  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 15 August, 2007
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This is just a little shout out to the MORON bouncer who was there last week and gave me s**t about taking more than one copy of Extreme. This s**thead mistakedly thinks rationing a FREE magazine is part of his job.

Hair Extensions  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 30 July, 2007
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Had my new hair extensions done by Grazia who advertisies in xtreme magazine, she did an awesome job, , thought I would share her number with girls interested in hair extensions 631-790-0543

at forbidden fruit  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 12 July, 2007
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Brooklyn is there at the foridden fruit in the day last time that I saw her. Here sister has a myspace page(Kerri was her name)

Brooklyn fan  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 12 July, 2007
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Looking for a dancer named Brooklyn, anyone know where to find her?

first off to last ..  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 4 July, 2007
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Quit it Norm or who ever you are and let it go.

TO DISERE  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 4 July, 2007
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Stop advertising your self on this site who cares were or what you show you are gone and so be so manny like you every where

Mike D  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 24 April, 2007
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She moved away(out of state) and I am not sure when she is coming back.

searching for a ...  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 21 April, 2007
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particular dancer. White girl with tattooes of stars by her pelvis. Does she work here?

Russians???  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 20 April, 2007
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I think the ex-KGB must have raided the place and took 'em all back home. They needed the entertainment.

Looking  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 5 March, 2007
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Do any hot, skinny chicks work here? I need to find them. :)

Mike  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 9 December, 2006
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How does this place stay in busines with all the fattys and one twiggy prawn for the days. Hello!!

kilroy was here  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 8 December, 2006
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Katya - you made my night...thanx sexy xo

Mike  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 8 December, 2006
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This club has the ugliest, fattest girls I have ever seen working the circuit. Not only are they pushy but these dancers won't let the guy come in sit down and have a drink before they start harrassing them for a lap dance. Furthermore, the only drink in the bar that is five bucks is the bottled water.

rushmore  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 1 December, 2006
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Bridget - you are unbelievable! hope to see you again sexy...

LI_Patron  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 28 November, 2006
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Hey Gia, Email me, I'll send yuou back my #. I would like to come check you out sometime. I think I keep missing you......

4 Li.patron  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 26 November, 2006
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im still there monday threw thursday nites iv been busy but ill deff be there this week..

LI_Patron  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 24 November, 2006
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Gia, Was there at Blush Several times, Usually Tues or Weds, haven't seen you 2 in a while. Are you still there? And if so, when?

where are u  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 16 November, 2006
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hey iv yet to see my customers from here come visit me at blush..gia

NO HORSE TAT  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 14 November, 2006
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Gia deff doesnt have a horse on her arm she has a dragon and shes at blush

Claudia or Gloria  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 10 November, 2006
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Anybody remember a brunette girl named either Claudia or Gloria - I could never hear what she said - she was so hot. Maybe around 30ish - nice boobs - possibly fake - and the girl was a lunatic, always drunk it seemed - she's actually banned from the place now. Anyway - where is that girl now? Anyone know? Please tell if you do!! Thx.

LFJAG  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 10 November, 2006
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Is this Gia the girl with a black horse tattoo on her arm

ZNYCEZ  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 16 September, 2006
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LOL Yeah english is nice but, its just nice to see someone thats beautiful. If you change clubs let me know because i dont get out to Long island that much.

to u  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 15 September, 2006
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thanx sweetie its probli nice to see someone that speks english...lol but keep comin down to see me who ever u are...GIA

jhon  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 14 September, 2006
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Nathasa, .........stop taking my mooooooooony from the bar

znycez  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 14 September, 2006
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Gia your one of the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen. I'm not even into tattoos but this you could make anything look hot. Thanks for being beautiful.

gotta see 'em  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 8 September, 2006
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let me tell u wats really good me and my boyz were there wednesday nite and it was pretty wak up untill these 2 hot ass gurlz got up on the stage they are the best lookin gurlz there nice ass bodies great personalitys sexy as hell and really good dancers me and my boyz took them for lap dances and damn i can onli imagine...all i got to say is SHANNON and GIA these 2 can work the stage ill just leave it to ure imagination yall dont be wak go in and see for ureself they told me they work monday wednesday n thursdays so yall knoe where me and my boyz will be... peace manny

diduleave???  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 7 September, 2006
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I have been looking 4u almost two months now ru avoiding me? I know u said that u were leaving u never said wheen. I hope that u still check this thing it's R.J (steel). Please let me know I need 2cu Nubina Goddess

john2  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 10 August, 2006
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she s american in her 20's with alot of isuses and a small kid. look same placeelse

Gia  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 31 July, 2006
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What does Gia look like? There was an Asian dancer named Gia at the Tender trap. She was very pretty and really sweet.

the 1 and onli gia  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 26 July, 2006
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hey thanx 4 the commment i deff think i knoe who u r...lol come check me out monday wednesday and thursday nites and saturday day i promiss ill give u the ride of ure life

go and see her  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 24 July, 2006
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so two wednesdays ago i came to this club and met a new dancer her name is GIA..she was very down to earth not like the rest of the dancers she can actually hold a conversation she made me laugh and feel comfortable not only does she have an amazing ass she gives the best lap dances i recommend you give her a shot!!!

Mr EX  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 19 July, 2006
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Yes, just talk to him for now. I will probably be back in business in a month or so and start slowly. When I have a new phone he can give you the number. I will probably end up doing some traveling so I can allways come down and do something.

to i am coming  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 9 July, 2006
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who r u, new dancer, a dancer looking for new customer, a description would help

to normex  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 4 July, 2006
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maybe you reely are a cleaning fluid

to Normex  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 4 July, 2006
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Wat is normex? Is it some sort of cleaning fluid? What does it do? Please let me know this,

RE JOHN  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 3 July, 2006
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Hey john, how's it going. As you can see, we went through alot of crap. I am now done. I have vented what I had to vent and that's it. I'll stop back one of these days. ------- Normex.

HEY THERE  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 3 July, 2006
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I just anted to knoe wat this place was like i use to work at lic and now im lookin for sowhere diff maybe better so someone let me knoe wat the deal is with this place is it worth me tryin to work here or wat..thanx

just me  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 29 June, 2006
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Desiree is a Goddess, her presence fills any room she is in and her sucess will only be limited by the rooms SHE decides to fill. so dream whatever dreams you want Desiree you are free to fill arenas if that is what you want to do......

P.S.-  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 3 June, 2006
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Some parts are stupid. What else is new. O.P.

DESIR'EE  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 2 June, 2006
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Check out the remake of King Kong. It's awsome.O.P.

the mexican  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 2 June, 2006
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wat is with all of this talk i do not understand. i am new here and want to know if jane fonda work at this club.some kind of argument is going on?

RE----JOHN2  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 30 May, 2006
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Hey! is that big john? if it is, hello. i'll probably be stopping by soon anyway, and im doing much much better.sometimes life sucks, so youve got to turn it upsidedown and beat its head aganst the floor. anotherperson

john2  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 29 May, 2006
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bianca's gone she work for verizon company ,

OLD LADY FROM T.V.  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 29 May, 2006
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Help! I've fallen and I still cant get up!

planning a visit  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 23 May, 2006
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Anyone know Bianca's schedule?

artie- the ford guy  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 17 April, 2006
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hey desiree, You are truly missed, although I was an occasional customer your smile and the your reaction to seeing me was always such a rush. If there were ANY way i could see you again I would........ so let us know. when where and how...... --a less happy person-- without you around.

Desire  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 16 April, 2006
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Hi Guys! thank you all for coming to watch my shows;I hope you will remember them fondly! Hopefully someone will come along soon to take my place. Hi Mitch; Mel; Vinny; Dave; Caz; Caroline; Camille; Annemarie; Linda; Mike; Dora; Bianca; all of the bartenders; bouncers; dancers; and DJ's; etc; Luv you all--You were the coolest people that I ever worked with--Many thanx! Thanks to all of the customers that came every day or once in awhile--Take care! Lots of Love---Desiree

Vegas Baby!  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 28 March, 2006
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A lot of hot cafe royale girls have moved on to Las Vegas too. Check out the Olympic Gardens next time you hit Las vegas.

visitor1  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 13 March, 2006
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she is gone, to Vegas , crazy horse dude

to: mikey mac  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 17 January, 2006
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So is Bianca still working here?

jryguy  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 12 January, 2006
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I wnet there last week and there was a russian broad that i got a dance from.. not only was the dance horrible and very short, but she had the nerve to ask for her tip before the dance. and they only have 3 girls at most there on any given day. go somewhere else

to Real Deal  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 10 January, 2006
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No extras at this club.

yuck  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 9 January, 2006
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Expensive drinks, few pig dancers, dirty

RealDeal  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 9 January, 2006
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Any "extras" during the lap dances? I am not looking for anything major, just some touchy/feely. If not this club, are there ANY more Long Island clubs that let you touch/feel during the dance? Thanks

To the Owner/Manager  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 2 January, 2006
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Please do not hire any more fat chicks to dance at your club. It's a disgraceful way to run a club and insulting to your clients. Charging a $5 cover to see unattractive pigs is a rip off. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

mikey mac  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 30 December, 2005
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hey if anyone sees bianca tell her mike says hello....... just mention bartini's in forest hills.......she'll remember ......

Desiree  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 16 December, 2005
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She works at the Cafe' Royal...she landed on her feet..Looks well and still can move.

Looks  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 25 August, 2005
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These days even the pretty girls give excellent dances. Ive noticed no differnce in action from less attractive woman and the dance is less satisfying anyway becasue the girl is less attractive. No differnce so I'll take a hottie. Just avoid the prima-donna's and the young newbies they always are lame.

re: re:desire  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 16 August, 2005
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she is in extreme every month, I am involved in a store that has the mag. she is an amazing beauty and not just her body and face, her favorite thing in the world is to make people happy, and she will make you very happy if you get a dance with her, she doesn't just get by on her looks, she rocks!!!!

Comment re: Desire  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 16 August, 2005
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Desire is the real deal. The beautiful face and amazing body of a porn star right here in our own backyard. Pick up the latest free copy of Xtreme Magazine to see what I'm talking about. Desire appears in the add for Crystal Cafe. I personally have never gotten a dance from her because she's so hot that the dance can't possibly be as good as one you would get from just a decent looking dancer. I go by the theory that just decent looking girls have to try harder to get more work. And I like that more than just a "table" dance from a beauty like Desire. But she's worth a look boys. $5 cover just to see an amazing beauty.

to tommy  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 26 June, 2005
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I agree with you. Desiree so sweet and hot. I went there over the weekend. I knew her since the Fantasy's days. She also does other things for internet magazines. She is defintely a sweet person to chat with.

kate  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 19 June, 2005
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Does anyone know a bartender named Lena..or Magdalena? Tall girl, green eyes? Please let me know.......

Tommy  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 19 June, 2005
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Desiree is unbelieveable! Amazing body, amazingly flexible, shes just so hot and she is very friendly and nice too! She is worth the price of admission and if I go back there she is the only one I will be going to. Desiree if you ever read this, Jake had a great bachelor party, thanks alot!

the car guy  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 27 May, 2005
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Desire is the most erotic dancer ever! extreme close-ups of her wet box and awsome body and a lapdance (during which she used her incredible ass like a vice grip), left me drained, a must see. my ATF

stripclubfan  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 11 May, 2005
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Stopped in there last night around 8:15. The ONE dancer there walked out to get pizza w/o telling anyone. The bartender, bouncer and DJ were late. How the h#@l does this place stay in business

Nadia  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 6 May, 2005
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Has anyone seen Nadia recently ? Heard she was back. When is she around ?

Desiree  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 5 May, 2005
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if she does have a website, post it, used to she her a lot. Would love to see her again

Upcoming Dancer  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 3 May, 2005
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Does anyone know if they are looking for another dancer? Well if you do, let me know... maybe I'll be their newest addition : )

Brick  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 14 April, 2005
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Does anyone know Desiree's website address? My god she is amazing!!!

thursday day  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 13 April, 2005
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was thinking of going there tomorrow in the noon time, will it be worth it?

visitor  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 13 April, 2005
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So is Bianca still working here or not?

Steve  on Crystal Cafe

posted on 30 March, 2005
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Went this afternoon. I am in love with Inga. She was worth the $30.00. School girl outfit was nice touch. very hot.

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