Ciro's Place Reviews

2.6

1118 Broadway

Menands, New York 12204

dude

posted on 20 November, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

What a dump this place is! The cover charge here is around $3, and the drinks start out at around the same price. This is a bikini bar only, which makes the stage show here kind of pointless as there's no stripping! The one cool thing was the short, hot female bartender here that dressed the stripper part & even got up on stage a few times. This place is very small & dark, and the dancers here seemed kind of aloof mostly. They apparently have a car wash here on Wednesdays (weather permitting I guess) and a wet T-shirt contest on Fridays. The building is beige & in a bad section of town near an I-90 overpass. There is parking available behind a picket fence. They apparently have a "touch and go" policy here...meaning that if you touch the girls, you go! They have a bunch of rules posted on the outside of the entrance to this dump, but it's really not worth going here at all. They do have a full menu available, but the prices seemed rather high IMO. The "lap"/table dances that they have available here are very tame, and they go for about $5 or less. Some of the girls offer massages, but I would avoid them based on my experience here recently.

Jess P.

posted on 8 December, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
2
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
N/A
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

Technically Ciro's a gentleman's club and not a strip club. I guess that mainly means that you can drink alcohol and see half-naked girls but you can't see nipples. Apparently in New York state, if you're going to serve alcohol, than you can't show the nips. That's why you sometimes find strip clubs that serve nothing harder than Pepsi. Anyway, I digress. The ladies here are go-go girls who dance and give lap dances and are -- at least in my experience -- fairly nice seeming and not disgusting. It's a kind of sleazy location but somehow the atmosphere didn't seem anywhere near as sleazy as I'd expect. I realize I'm not a gentleman, but I recently stopped here for a few drinks and both the boy and I had a pretty good time. I even got a free dance, but I don't think that's customary. I'm just extra special.

Ken

posted on 16 December, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Nastiest place in the state. Dancers are filthy , black teeth and fat. Dirty pigsty

gdbat

posted on 5 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

nice overall

debee

posted on 18 September, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

not bad

niceguy

posted on 29 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

I like to dance with stacey.She is cool and naughty.

Everyone is friendly

Vive

posted on 3 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Filthy hellhole

Legal James

posted on 28 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

I really enjoyed myself here the other night. Especially with CHINA, the hottest girl in there. I hope to go back and see her again soon.