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I remember violet too, quite pretty and a great pair of natural breasts. I heard she danced in Akron for a few years, but haven't heard much about her since.
Violet was around there in 2002 when it was full nude, right? I think I remember her.
Twins quit already. This place sucks now, nothing like it used to be. Thanks for ruining a great club!
Hottest identical twins in Ohio debut here tonight. Check them out!!!
They have cut back their hours and now open at 3pm instead of 12pm
private dancer is no longer a fully nude club. the dancers wear bottoms and pasties to cover up their nipples. Still a $10 cover. Still BYOB.
This place is great for what it is. It's a dive strip club. If you're expecting to see a girl above a 6, or have a classy conversation with an intelligent lady, go somewhere else.If you want to hear the latest Lil Wayne, see some great ass popping, throw a shower of ones, and have a great time for a bargain price, then come here.10 dollar cover, BYOB. They say there's a limit on what you can bring in per person, but I've never seen that enforced. Sodas, ice, glasses available at "bar." Stage is narrow with one pole at each end. Two girls on stage at a time when busy, one when not.You will see all types here: pervy old dudes in sweats, young black guys livin it up and throwing cash, young white kids who love rap, out of town truckers, and people who were dragged in and have no idea what they're getting into.I've never gotten a dance here, but I've heard it's worth it. It's nude, so be prepared for what comes along with that. Favorite girls: Jade and Pocahontas.
I tried going to this club twice and both times I have had to drive away because I could not find a place to park on the weekend after hours.
I heard Mandy went to jail
yeah I agree with you mandy is really nice and friendly and I would want to go back to see her. I have tried visiting this place twice around 3am on the weekends and could not find a place to park so I went home instead. I have visited before on a Sunday though and it has plenty of parking available but I want to see the dancing talent on the fri/sat night because that is usually when the hottest dancers are working.
yes the parking lot is small, but they have some amazing dancers there, (current personal favorites are Mandy, Nadia and Zoe). there are a few larger girls, but they are not fat, just curvy. very good entertainment. it's a little small inside, but rarely crowded enough to cause concern
I agree Private dancer is a very small club and there is no place to sit on the weekend nights (assuming you can find a parking space). There needs to be a better nude club in town because I am getting tired of wasting gas driving out to Diamond's cabaret every month.
the parking lot at private dancer is way too small. I was there saturday night and could not find a spot to park and noticed a lot of cars were backed in so I am glad I did not get there early. First time I could not go into a strip club because I could not find a place to park. Also saw a cop patrolling the roads nearby.
To get a grinding lap dance and bust a nut I would say the Doll House (Karl Road), though I can't manage to bust a nut until afterward no matter where I go.
Hi At what clubs can a visitor from California get a good grinding lap dance and bust a nut or two? Sick of all the air dance crap.
I went there after reading the reviews. One word comes to mind Horrible!!
sasha is a tall black dancer. don't think she has any piercings.
I go there so infrequently that honestly I have no idea.
Is sasha the one with piercings who would sometimes wear rainbow accented outfits?
do they have any other asian or part asian dancers at private dancer? what days/nights do they work?
I heard through the grapevine that Lacey recently moved to Chicago. I'm going to miss her. She was definitely a sweetheart with a great personality.
just wondering has after hours business increased at private dancer since vanity got their liquor license and now close at 2AM? Is the private dancer cover still $10 during after hours?
No Lacey was a medium height dark haired part asian dancer. She has not been working there lately.
anyone know anything about sasha? she was a black dancer who used to dance here. she stopped working here a while back, i'm wondering if anyone happens to know if she's dancing anywhere else. if so, where??
Just wondering was Lacey a short blond dancer? i might remember her from Dreamgirls. I think I might check out PD again since Vanity is no longer after hours. Private dancer is pretty hillbilly but it is not ghetto or dangerous like misty's. Paying in advance does really suck though...I have done 4 sets of dances and each time the dancers were all very strict about no touching. Never seem to have this problem at dreamgirls or kahoots except with touching their chests.
For the last commenter, I don't really get your point. You can always go for 2 for 30 and then add on one or two in the back. And the part of town is not that bad, certainly not like Misty's. I have enjoyed Dreamgirls and Kahoots, but I never felt like their private shows were a better deal than PD. Anyway, I went to PD tonight and was fortunate enough to get dances from Lacey and Adrianna - - Highly recommend either of them.
The paying in advance is the reason I never go to this club anymore. I like just going back for one dance and then extending it as I please (kahoot's, dreamgirls, etc.) instead of having to "guess" how many dances I should get. They require payment in advance for lap dances here because it is low class and trashy part of town. The only other club I know that requires you to pay in advance is Misty's Lounge and I would not be surprised if that is out of business already because it was always dead when I went there.
To Mitch- The clubs here tend to not allow a lot of touching from the customer side. Money probably wouldn't hurt, or getting familiar with a particular dancer. Although you could also get an escort and it might end up being cheaper. To others- I never thought paying in advance was an issue. The dancer has to make it a good dance because they want add-ons and tips. If the dancer looks decent on stage, I would just go for the 2 for 30 and see what happens. I also don't have a problem with then asking for tips after the stage shows. It's only a buck for crying out loud. The woman just got naked on stage. Even if she's unattractive at least she has guts.
anyone know if sasha is dancing anywhere else? they told me that she quit a while back. i'd really like to her her again though, she was probably the hottest dancer here. and she had a great personality.
Michigan clubs are really laid back where you can touch and be touched. Are there any clubs like that here in Columbus area? I was really disappointed from the lap dances here. Or do I have to spend more money to get some hot dances/action?
just wondering how was the 1990 party? I liked private dancer except having to pay in advance for lap dances.
In the radio ads they say this place is "low pressure" but really you are digging into your pockets for tips every 3 minutes because every girl will ask you for her tip after she gets off stage. It is like panhandling and should stop.
This club needs to get better lighting. It was pitch black back in the private couch room. I could see the kitty better when they were out on stage for a $1 stage tip than in a $20 private dance.
I came here after hearing lap dances are only $20, but I was pissed that they require you to pay in advance. Also when I was there on Monday night it was slow and she said we can do a 2fer1 $30 anytime. I don't think I will return because paying in advance for a lap dance takes out the fun from it. When I go to work, I first must work and then get paid! Not the other way around.
To: Estee fan- thanks for the info. Hope she comes back soon To: just me- They have 2 for 30 all the time, which is about the same as "up time" at other clubs. I don't know of other discounts.
I asked one of the managers where Estee went. Apparently she had to take a leave of absence late last summer for a couple weeks so she could take care of some stuff. As of last month, no one has heard back from her about her whereabouts.
when are their dance specials?
YES, they do and they also have some hot ass asian and some blk girls...
Any cute, fit white or hispanic dancers working here?
Any Estee sightings recently?
i think private dancer is better then most places because they have so many different type of ladies and they take it all off ... plus its a byob..
I go to almost ALL the strip clubs in Columbus and there all the same, they always got a few hot as chicks , some ok ones and some mistakes, i like private dancer because its only $10 to get in 18&up and i can take my own bottle in , thier open untl 4am and its all nude , some places if u r under 21 u pay $25 and wear a shirt that says UNDER 21 or its pink lol,
I got a good table dance made me buy like ten shows.. from lacy and eden
i am posting this on every club page, i am just trying to get an idea of which club is the most popular. so which club do you think is the best strip club in columbus?
TO liquor law violation (7-16-09) The sign says "Please" thus it is not a demand. its okay The issue of dancers asking for tips in clubs with a liquor license needs to be reported to the Ohio Liquor Control Commission at: 77 South High Street, 18th Floor ? Columbus, Ohio 43215 Phone: 614-466-3132 ? Fax: 614-466-4564 Email: email@example.com
Just wondering where can I report these liquor law violations? At club X they have a sign on their front door saying if you use a free coupon to enter then please tip the door girl. Also the dancers at club X and Dreamgirls both ask for tips at the end of dances.
TO Tipping (7-13-09): The girls ask for tips because this is how they make their money. They are not paid by the club and at some clubs the girls pay to work. In clubs (Ohio) that sell booze girls are not allowed to ask for tips - it's a liquor law violation. However in clubs that don't have a liquor license they can ask for tips. Since dancers work for tips it is strip club etiquette to tip. Not tipping is considered rude. But you can not be thrown out for not tipping (illegal - if you can prove it). TO Nude Dancing (7-12-09): Yes, the Lap dances are full nude even if you only buy one. TO Free Table Dance (7-12-09): 1) Touching is illegal in Ohio 2) What do you want for FREE ????? 3) Shouldn't be such a tight A$$
just wondering what happens if a dancer comes up to you asking for a tip and you decline saying "sorry I only have big bills on me, maybe later"? Does the management support these dancers hustling for $1 tips? Would they kick you out for not tipping? I refuse to tip a girl if she asks for one....Also I was wondering if the $30 lap dances are fully nude?
Just wondering if the dancers go nude if you only buy one $30 lap dance? I went to Vanity and found out that they are not allowed to go nude unless you take them to the private VIP suite that costs $150 minimum for 15 minutes
this place is not worth visiting. go to one of the better clubs.
The free table dance is such bull shit. The first girl looked at me like I was crazy and thought I made that coupon up. The second girl knew about it and took it from me. She gave me a table dance but there was no contact at all, just a lousy air dance. She also started the table dance in the middle of a song and just danced in front of me, not touching me at all. What a waste...
Is this place worth visiting? I saw that they have an ad in "The Other Paper" for 1 free table dance this weekend. Anyone have a recent experiences?
does brenda own anything else in town? were did she go? im coming to columbus soon and wanted to see about going to one of her clubs/shops
No, It's been a while since she has danced. Sorry !!
I'm a friend of Zoey. I really miss here, does she still work here?
Miss the way the club used to be. No, Brenda doesn't own it anymore and I'm suprised to say I think it was better when she did.
hey i was wondering if this club has a housemom, Im a housemom in the detroit/ dearborn area I also run a small business as a traveling store selling dance wear, dance shoes, jewelry and other accessories. I do travel around the state and outside of the state at times and set up in clubs and give the girls an opportunity to purchase dance wear and things at very reasonable prices. I'm wondering who can I contact to see if I would be welcome to come to this club and let the girls see what I have to offer, I do have a few dancers that do travel with me and work the clubs im invited to for the nights im in town. Any help would be greatly appreciated Thanks Jo Ann Fantasy Nights Dance Wear
Does Brenda Redman still own PD?
If you are planning on having a good time, DO NOT waste your time or $ on this place! Has COMPLETELY gone downhill! Went in, had horrible time, girls are ugly inside and out! No personality at all! Not even "average" looking! When I left, the bouncers were beating 2 guys up and their faces were covered in blood! What the hell???!!!!!! I personally know the owners and cant believe they have let it get run into the ground like this! And watch out guys, the girls date the managers, bouncers.
i went to this club last night and i met this girl named kim. she is soooo sexy and has a great personality. her dances are really good too. definitely check her out.
Stopped by a few weeks ago. Day shift. Not many other people so I got attention. Girls were average. The kind that arent stuck up and cocky. They work for their tips. I'd go back. The all nude thing does help.
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No house moms........Just great dancers
Can anyone tell me if there are housemoms in this club please?
guest: Cover is $10, they do not make you become a member or take any info. f.n.d.a.: I have seen someone in the club selling dancewear, don't know details of their arrangement.
Does this club allow costume people to come in and sell outfits, makeup, shoes and accessories to the girls
Is this like some of the other nude clubs in ohio where you need to "join" and give them your drivers license # or ss#? What is the cover charge?
ok i just went to this club the other night a i was very impressed by the girls. they may be hotter than the ones a columbus gold and vanity. however, at columbus gold and vanity, they sit down and chat with the customers and sometimes even hold hands and stuff. do the girls at this club do that? when i went there it seemed like they just talk to each other and only talk to the customers when they want to ask them for a private show. is it always like that?
ok, i went to this place for the fist time tonight. one of the BIG advantages this place has over columbus gold and vanity is the the girls here go bottomless. another advantage is that it is more economical, especially with the extra charges they have at other clubs if you are under 21. howeverm the disadvantages are that there isn't as much interaction between the girls and the cutomers. the girls mostly just chat with each other. also, it seems small and run down compared to the others. however, there is this one girl, sky, was AMAZING! she practically rode my dick and nibbled on my ear for the entire dance. there is also a lot of age variety; my first dance was from an 18 year old chick and my last one was from a 30 year old chick.
hey everyone, i'm kind of new to the strip club thing, so far i've only been to columbus gold 3 times and vanity once. so i'd like to know, what in your opinions are the top 3 strip clubs in columbus, and what makes one better than the other?
bullsh*t pure and simple. No one does special shows in the couch rooms and no one acts snotty. Come out on the weekend and see me I'm not getting high and I'm sure not ghetto. You can have a good time here if you act like a gentleman but you will be asked to leave if you misbehave.
OMG. Yes, I went there. NO, I was not impressed. Yes, I carried my antibacterial hand soap. NO, I didn't stay long. Yes, I went under duress. Yes, I think you should go. NO, I do NOT think you will thank me but I think your (intoxicated) friends might.3 stars for a comedy-skit worthy night.
i stopped by early in week i think on monday b4 nightshift started got a dance with liz she is a good dancer & will do alot 4 u in couch room she has a bad attitude tho & seems 2 think shes better than every1 who works there she seems strung out on somethin. i stayed for awhile after 2nd shift came in & it was a much better time girls were very friendly & there was plenty of girls in there 4 a monday the manager was friendly & hot she shoulda been dancin 2. then i went back that weekend tons of ghetto bouncers in lot gettin high & bein loud not as good of time as monday. so if u visit club stop in early in week when they dont need so much worthless security & u'll have a great time.
best nude club ever! The last time i was there i downed a bottle of wild turkey and had yeastty vajayjay in my face for about three dollas. It tasted delicious.
i was there today they have some nice girls but they do have some barkers as well but the girls are all nice if Liz is there talk to her she is a cool person
I am in my 30's, wanting to dance nude here (I am quite an exhibitionist and NOT intro drugs!). Just wondering what is considered a HOT dancer according to you guys and what is considered gross. My measurements are 34C-28-36
do you have african american or asian female dances?
No, I have called Vanity, and they are just topless. I love the fully nude experience. Need a better nude club, like Dockside Dolls last year, when they lost their liquor license!!!
Isn't Vanity (former Pure Platinum) still all nude? I think that is the only other one in town. I don't agree with that other poster. There is a mixed bag of dancers but there are several good looking ones and a number that can carry on a conversation (including Nikki).
Where are the other fully nude clubs?
1. This place is not the only fully nude club in C-bus. 2. You failed to mention around 90% of the girls are kind of gross for their line of work.
I am tired of this place. Yes, they are the only fully-nude strip club in Columbus, but that fact alone does not mean that: o 70% of the dancers should not even be dancing, period! (i.e., please put down the fork!) o 20% of the dancers are way too snooty! o 10% of the dancers have a bad attitude (probably drugs)! Though I normally go there every Friday night, I will now do something else with my time. And please, do not try to carry on a conversation with the dancers! They work at a stripclub, because (mostly), they simply cannot carry on a complete conversation. Not even Nikki, and she is attending college!
hey just wondering. who is Barely Legal?
stopped by last weekend & this is a nice club they have done some adding on since I had been in last so its a lot bigger now very nice looking inside & they now have couch dances & VIP rooms I did get a couch dance which was nicely priced only $20 I wanted to get a VIP room but the only girl I was willing to spend the $150 half hour or $250 hour for was bartender (she was most definetely a 20 on a scale from 1 to 10) she wasnt dancing she said she just had surgery so maybe next time I am passing thru town she will be dancing!! The other girls were nice looking they were about a 7, 8, & 9 & very nice to me this is a great club I would reccommend to all my out of town friends coming thru columbus!
Just turned 18 this is hot club my brother took me in here for birthday couple weeks ago my friends mom is manager on weekends shes fucking smokin hot!! I sure wish she would dance!! Shes a M.I.L.F. dont listen to the BS everybody has to say ur hot!!!!!! So is your daughter btw !!
most of us have gone to diamonds in centerville for more customers
I'm looking for a club to work at and I was wondering if this club is worth the drive it would take me to come and work there. Could someone tell me some about the club? Like dance types and prices and such. Just some details would be helpful.
Drove by around 7 p.m. Saturday and the parking lot was mostly empty, so I decided to stop by later around 11 p.m. At that time, it was mostly full. Seems odd that most customers would want to go so late when the full nude option ends at midnight.