Expressions Reviews

2.4

1301 U.S. 250

New London, Ohio 44851

funkmaster

posted on 29 September, 2012
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

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big daddy

posted on 24 August, 2011
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Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

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slinky

posted on 24 August, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

It was small but nice & clean. I have to hand it to the girls, they were

polite, entertaining,& friendly. When I went to the club it was crazy

busy & there were a few drunk a**holes. The girls were cordial. And

not pressuring to make money. They make you want to give them

money because they are sweet & guenuine. Bigger clubs the girls

could care less about the customer,but here its small,personal,&

you want to go back...again....& again...

justin

posted on 7 August, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.9
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

it is an alright little club for the area very friendly people no touching is kind of lame but that is their rules (probably regulated by the state) i think their was 6 girls working went with a bachelor party when we entered there was only like 7 or 8 other people so ratio was good it is in the middle of B.F.E (was expecting to see amish women (joking)) sound could have been better speakers kind of sucked maybe placement but most likely older beer was $4 kind of steep (but on par with most strip clubs) girls never asked to be bought a drink (which is good cause when you do they never drink it they take it as a tip) liquor selection sucked mostly you convenient store selection average lighting chairs were comfy nicely laid out with plenty of room to set by the stage girls are very social they are nice easy to talk with vip dances are a little steep 25 for one song or 35 for 2 (about on par with most clubs) but again for 25-35 bucks i should be able to slap an ass if she is ok with it (i was told touching could only be done if her top was on and couldn't touch tits or ass so joy i can rub her elbow yay) but over all a good time not a good place for a regular location but definatally not bad to go here and there i gave it a high 4 rating mostly due to the fact of cost (it is on par with most strip clubs as prices go but for the price you can go to brookpark road or to the flats and spend the same amount) and the selection is larger touching is aloud at most of those clubs.

as far as women being sluts here had about 12 people there in our group not one of us were propositioned about sex so i would venture to say it is not a cat house

x

posted on 6 May, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.1
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

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northcoast

posted on 24 April, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

I have a good time there everytime i go. $10 cover, beer is $4.00 per bottle.

Dancers: Have seen 5 of them. Maybe thats all they have?

Violet is AWESOME she has very nice breasts.

Zoey is a great dancer, she has a nice booty

Ava is tall and long.. small tits, but she makes up for it in moves!!

Skyler is a HOTTIE. nice body great dancer

Roxy is the new kid on the block..she has a very very nice body and shes learning the trade.

the girls are nice, its a cozy place. but it is out in the middle of nowhere and not hard to get to.

TED

posted on 21 March, 2011
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Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

MARCH MADNESS AT VANITY COLUMBUS!! $2.00 SKYY VODKA ALL FLAVORS AND $2.00 BOTTLE BEER FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH!!

ManOfSteele

posted on 23 January, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.7
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Never knew about this place, 'til someone told me about it. In

the middle od nowhere, but it's worth it! The girls are

great... Attractive, laid back & happy to be there. Hell, even

the owner dances! Really cool atmosphere, dances are cheap,

and they serve alcohol! Would recommend this place to anyone!

Ripper

posted on 21 January, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Well, the place is alot more fun now that they got a liquor

license! Alcohol was definitely missing from the equation.

They also give 1/2 off if you're a designated driver. Tried

to get my D.D. in for free, and they told me he got 1/2 off

anyways, so that was cool! As far as the ladies go, they're

sexy & fun for the most part. F*$k the haters, it was great!

JOE

posted on 20 January, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

VANITY HAS $1.00 BOTTLE BEERS ALL DAY ALL NIGHT ALL DOMESTICS. NO COVER BEFORE 9PM. COME JOIN US FOR OUR SUPER BOWL PARTY FEB.6TH.

RIPOFF

posted on 7 December, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

This bar is a ripoff! The dancers are fat and they stink!

THE TRUTH!

posted on 29 November, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

some real bogus reviews below this one. obviously written by someone connected to this dump!

here's the truth..

a total ripoff, 10 dollar cover juice bar with no contact topless dances by ugly redneck strippers that cost $25.00 each! if you are stupid and so desperate for a peek that you are willing to pay that then this is your place.

if you have any brains at all go somewhere else. that is the truth!

dollarsz

posted on 29 July, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

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judge a

posted on 29 July, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

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craids

posted on 29 July, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

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