Last Chance Saloon Reviews

3.1

12157 Portland Road Northeast

Gervais, Oregon 97026

Ron

posted on 14 December, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

I go in here about once a month in the afternoon. The dancers are very friendly and will sit and chat with you at the bar. Yes the want to sell dances...that's their buisness, but they will be basicly genuine and fun. Dancers vary in age from early tewnties to late thirties. It seems that the older ones are hotter. I wouldn't advise drinking too much because the police seem to always be patroling nearby. I've had alot of fun here but I never go at night. May be a rougher crowd then.

Dave

posted on 30 May, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.9
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Went in about a week ago. The place was busy but all the dancers were (or seemed) drunk. One had a melt down on stage cause no-one wanted a dance. She was insulting the guys at the rack. Not what I thought I'd see but still entertaining. THis place is a good place to find trouble.

rick james

posted on 4 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

this place is a shit hole

Brian J.

posted on 22 March, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.9
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Looks like a shack in and out but a fun neighborhood bar kind of place that has friendly girls. Video poker and people actually have conversations. Like Cheer's with strippers.

Stan

posted on 30 October, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Doesn't look like much from the outside. It's really dark when you enter but the people are friendly and the girls are pure fun. The stage is a narrow long bar with a pole in the middle and guys sit around tipping a buck a song. The drinking bar is fun. Guys and dancers sit around and talk joke and have fun. there is video poker and T.V. as well. this place is a fun hangout that happens to have naked women dancing. The dancers are not too young but very attractive and full of personality.

Billy

posted on 31 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.4
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

This place is more like a neighborhood bar with strippers. The Dancers will sit and chat with you at the bar between thier sets. Not to sell dances just to talk and have fun. The dancers sell quite a few dances but don't pressure. Video Poker and good afternoon atmosphere.