Pirate's Cove Comments

3.7

7417 Northeast Sandy Boulevard

Portland, Oregon 97213

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Johnnyrotten  on Pirate's Cove

posted on January 13, 2018
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Great place!!!! Treat the dj well, he is the guy you pay to fuck the girls. Ask him he knows which each girl talents are sexually. Well worth the money

Wiskey Ron  on Pirate's Cove

posted on January 13, 2018
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Good place to get cocaine from the strippers. If you pay them an extra 200 they go home with you for sex. Dj is slow on switching songs and is usually too drunk to work .

XhXeXy  on  Pirate's Cove

posted on July 22, 2013
Joined 9 years ago
146 comments posted

First time I've ever been inside this place.Sadie is a total sweetheart, I will definitely be coming back soon to see her! The building is small on the inside, one stage, good bar, good music. Definitely a nice stop on my way home from work!

Myra F.  on Pirate's Cove

posted on January 14, 2012
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fuckery12  on  Pirate's Cove

posted on June 19, 2011
Joined 10 years ago
172 comments posted

This place is one of Portland's best kept secrets. Yes, sometimes it can be hit n' miss - but when its good, its awesome. Definitely a neighborhood bar, the DJs will play anything and the dancers are a blast to watch and talk to!

Johnnyboy123  on  Pirate's Cove

posted on June 17, 2011
Joined 8 years ago
144 comments posted

Great place to people watch! But with so many great strip clubs in PDX, I can't see myself coming back here.

ryan123  on  Pirate's Cove

posted on January 23, 2010
Joined 10 years ago
181 comments posted

You almost hate to give a so-so review of this local dive strip club. Maybe it was an off night. Even my P-town host was slightly apologetic. We sauntered up to the rack and laid out our $1 bills and the dancer proceeded to ignore us. It's not like it was crowded. There were 3 other guys sitting at the single stage in addition to the 3 of us. We caught the last song of her set and she whined to us that you know you have to pay a dollar to sit at the rack. Say what? She didn't even face us until her little speech. She did collect the bills and went offstage.Sorry, we stayed through the next dancer and left. The bartenders were cool enough, but can't echo the same for the dancers.

Out of Towner  on Pirate's Cove

posted on March 4, 2007
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Stella was super hot. Fairly small club overall with one stage and a tiny private dance area. The dancers don't hustle you for dances though.

Samurai Tom  on Pirate's Cove

posted on February 15, 2007
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Looking for Zillah. I sorry I miss you Tuesday. Hope to see you soon.

arachnea  on Pirate's Cove

posted on August 2, 2006
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isn't the sandy jug anymore- now the Pirate's Cove... new management, new girls...quality of club vastly improving

Russ  on Pirate's Cove

posted on May 10, 2006
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This club doesn't even seem like a strip club, it's more like a little neighborhood bar, except it happens to have dancers. Dancers looks are so-so, I've only been in a couple of times, never saw any fugly uglies, but never saw any knockout gorgeous ones either. Unsure if lap dances are legal in OR, never saw them offered in any of the clubs there. Good place to just hang out and talk to people like you would at any neighborhood bar, plus the added bonus of naked girlies dancing in the background.