Safari Showclub Comments

3.2

3000 Southeast Powell Boulevard

Portland, Oregon 97202

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Joe  on Safari Showclub

posted on December 17, 2018
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Not worth it. Need to fire the dancer get new ones. My grandma looks more attractive then these ghetto ass hoes. When i say Ghetto it's pretty self explanatory. Ghetto dumpsters trash. I saw a old man finger a ghetto hoe on stage and management was watching and laughing. Gross 6 thumbs down. Ghetto herpes investment.

Bill  on Safari Showclub

posted on December 12, 2018
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Nice bar! The dancers are ok. I just don't like smell of tuna. I lost my appetite after the girl got close. She said she was pregnant. I was like wtf.

A1 Dancer  on Safari Showclub

posted on November 29, 2018
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Go to Tommy's too. Better dances then these hoes at Safari

james1412  on  Safari Showclub

posted on January 21, 2015
Joined 6 years ago
103 comments posted

Just started working here... It's actually clean! A rare thing to find. And everyone is super friendly. Come see me! -Olivia

mathewater12  on  Safari Showclub

posted on June 19, 2014
Joined 5 years ago
92 comments posted

One of the great strip clubs with woman with Big Booty....You will have to find them..its big and dark enough...I LIKE IT..OTHER PEOPLE maybe wont....this was in 2013..

Franklyn  on  Safari Showclub

posted on November 27, 2013
Joined 8 years ago
141 comments posted

Safari is one of those special little slices of heaven nestled in Portland's nether regions. The staff is talented, articulate and well groomed. Like McDonald's, you always get change. I left Safari a changed man. You will too. Make it rain! Make it hail! We did,James E AllardDrunkathalon 2013

joseph1k  on  Safari Showclub

posted on June 21, 2009
Joined 10 years ago
168 comments posted

I've been here a couple times, both on Saturday nights. There are plenty of patrons to keep things fun and busy, but unlike some other places, they have plenty of room here to accommodate everyone. There were at least three stages going at any one time - one on the patio - and I'd guess maybe 8 girls. The below reviewer is spot-on about the cookie-cutter 'IBTC' makeup of the dancers, but luckily that's what I prefer. The bartender and staff were totally friendly, even pouring me back half a beer when I found they'd taken one off my table. The dj even played some KMFDM and Covenant for me. \m/ And it's local. I'll definitely be back.

ryan123  on  Safari Showclub

posted on May 26, 2009
Joined 10 years ago
181 comments posted

We were here for a bachelor party on Friday night. Apparently, the best man had called ahead, and been told there was no cover. When we get there, we find out there's a $5 cover. Not a huge deal, but slightly irksome.I think the reason for the confusion was he had called a few weeks back, but this night there was live music. Yes, that's right, live music at a strip club. As we were all out of towners, and the majority of us weren't into strip clubs, the place was a bit strange. We spent a fair amount of time looking at the piranhas in the large tanks.The live music was interesting, predominantly metal, and definitely not convenient for the dancers. I was actually pretty impressed with the talent, especially as the cab driver who dropped us off there has said it was questionable at best.My main issue with the place though is just how dirty it felt. Admittedly, I've only been to one other strip club, and that had a fair amount of polish, or at least as much as a Reno strip club can. This place was definitely a much lower budget, mom-and-pop kind of place - the stages seemed like they were built by amateurs, and didn't have a very professional feel to them.Patio out back was nice though, and gave the smokers in our group a nice option.

Lauren G.  on Safari Showclub

posted on February 29, 2008
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The Safari is like a giant rec room.But you know, with nakey ladies instead of foosball.

Nice Place  on Safari Showclub

posted on September 25, 2007
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I had a great time here! Came in on a friday afternoon, stayed almost the entire night. Fantasy and Julia were fucking sexy! Couldn't belive the quality of the day girls, had to see how hot the night girls were going to be. I was pleased to see that this club did not dissapoint. The hot tub was a ton of fun! I will be back! Thanks

In Town On business  on Safari Showclub

posted on September 20, 2007
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I came into to this club on a sunday, and there were some increadibly sexy women working here!! Surprised! This southern lady was smoking!!! Everything about her was awsome...and personality to boot! I will be back!

Doc  on Safari Showclub

posted on July 21, 2007
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Inconsistent but the highs are pretty good, when it's dull it's inexpensive.

Dan  on Safari Showclub

posted on July 20, 2007
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I came to this club and was pleasantly surprised. Judging from the outside of this club you wouldn't think too much...but do not judge this book by its cover! This place is like a sex playground on the inside!!! Hot Tub, Pool & patio! Some pretty hot women, inc. the bartenders and waitress! 3 Stages, nice private dance area...lotto machines, and Parranna to boot!!! Had a great time, spent some cash and won some on the Jackpot Party!! I will be back!! Thanks to all the Sexy women at Safari's!!!!

Unknown  on Safari Showclub

posted on September 7, 2006
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WOW, looks like I have the same question everyone else does. Where is Chanel? I saw her a lot last month, but I have not seen her this month. I call the club and the same person always says the same thing..."I am not sure". I want to see that little lady again.

J.H.  on Safari Showclub

posted on September 1, 2006
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Does anyone know what days Chennelle works?

Ryan  on Safari Showclub

posted on August 18, 2006
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Went there on Tuesday and met an awesome girl named Chanel. Had a great time with her.I will be back REAL soon for her.

windsurfer  on Safari Showclub

posted on July 19, 2006
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one sunday night went over there with one friend, paid $3 cover fee and only 3 girls (one white & 2 blacks); 2 danced, 1 black girl was sitting behind us and not interested to dance. the white girl was very good. we spent about 15 -20 minutes there; not interested to go back again.

SnoBird30  on Safari Showclub

posted on June 11, 2006
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Went here last night with my hubby...only 1 or 2 girls were really hot and they didn't even get nude all the way! One semi-hot chick actually told me she got embarrassed in front of girls...puh-leeze...I was there to enjoy the scenery even more than my hubby! Anyway, the wait staff is great and the drinks are pretty good, but the girls are so-so.

Timay  on Safari Showclub

posted on June 11, 2005
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I have been in this club before (2yrs ago) but it had a different name. Used to be a dump but now its much better, cute girls, professional DJ. But, some of the girls didn't get all the way nude, Also a $5 cover.

Jocko Johnson  on Safari Showclub

posted on February 9, 2005
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This is the best looking club I have been to in the Pacific NW. Also liked that they have a full bar, good menu, and it's all reasonably priced! Didn't see too many hot girls when I went, but it was the day after Christmas so don't think that was typical. I'd really like to go back here sometime.