Riverside Comments

3.5

1501 6th Street

Umatilla, Oregon 97882

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posted on June 24, 2019
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Never again  on Riverside

posted on November 6, 2016
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I stopped by recently. Strippers don't start before 7pm. Watched a game. Went into the club. Women were pretty rough looking. One did offer to meet me at the motel for $$$$. Ha No thanks. Ok sports bar.

Jay H.  on Riverside

posted on November 22, 2015
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Horrible service. Paid $20 for fight, only to be treated like crap by shitty wait staff. Thumbs down.

Bob  on Riverside

posted on October 21, 2011
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always heard this club not so great, that was years ago. Finally went the other day and Im glad I did. Dakota was by far the hottest girl there, her body and all of her features are perfect, she dances on that pole like a star, and as far as lap dances go, even though they cant really touch or grind on you hardly at all, her eyes were hypnotizing. I asked if the man in her life knew how lucky he was and she replied, "no, not really, I have a girlfriend though and she knows." Talk about a perfect woman. Wish i could have fucked her right then and there!

Corey G.  on Riverside

posted on November 30, 2010
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Riverside is a legend. I'd heard of this across-the-border/river-establishment for years. I'd heard both scary and lustful stories. I was always hesitant of making the 1hr trip down south, but as luck would have it, I recently made a trip to this venue with a female friend. It was sort of a quick trip, but it was interesting to say the least. So, I'd heard that Portland was the strip club capitol of the world, and I think I can vouch for that after hosting my bro's bachelor party: Summer 2010. With that experience, I was intrigued to make a trip across the border.There were rumors of smiles, scars, and shadiness, but what I found was normalcy. On a Saturday night, we approached the Riverside building. There is a restaurant attached, and we thought the place was closed because there was no one in the restaurant, but patrons outside said, "nope, just walk on in."So, there is a cover to get in (atleast on the night we were there); it was something like $5-8. That's a bit weak (there's no cover in Portland), but we're in Umatilla, so it wasn't a shock. I was surprised by a few things when we walked in: the place was packed, and the dancers were pretty good. Yeah, this place was hoppin' on a Saturday night. Because of it's location, I'm sure this venue gets guests from all over eastern Washington (since there is nothing like this on this eastside...and probably including the west side as well. That's just how Washington is). As for the dancers, they definitely had skills. The pole work was above average, and the Saturday night shift included some definite lookers. Because of this, I wondered where they came from. Maybe they were from PDX? Or were they from the Tri-Cities (ummm....nuh huh.) Or could they be from Umatilla (definitely not). Anyway, Riverside was a surprise.

Bill Z  on Riverside

posted on August 30, 2007
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Was driving thru and stopped for a short while. Not much activity, but the girls were pretty, but very tame by Seattle standards. Almost too clean to make another stop, I like the sleaze factor and there was none here. Yawn.

EVAR_117  on Riverside

posted on July 9, 2007
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My husband and i went over there a few weeks back and really enjoyed our time. we were there early in the evening so there were only 4 or 5 dancers 3 of them were smokin hot, the other 2 had great personalities. so it made the experience enjoyable.....for around here we were very pleased. dakota is propably the best for a couch dance...as she is the most flexable

Don  on Riverside

posted on March 30, 2007
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Going to be traveling this way shortly. Any good private dances (grinding or extras) to be had, or should I just drive on by?

random horny guy  on Riverside

posted on January 29, 2007
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Lexi is super sexy!!!!!!! Very seductive

horny man  on Riverside

posted on December 13, 2006
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Ugh! THe riverside has to be known for the sexiest little girls in ORegon. My favorite girl was VIixxie....WoW! Watch out for that one, shes must be their star!

Steven Hoyt  on Riverside

posted on April 6, 2006
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Dakota Dawn is so very sexy. She smiles like she likes to be there, and is a very great acrobat. That is not even mentioning the fact she has the nicest, most perfect ass in the world. Lexi is very cute to. Most of the girls there are between 18-21. Look for the girls with the wrist bands!

old reg.  on Riverside

posted on January 9, 2006
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have not been to your club in a long ass time .might be passing threw soon and woundering if your dancers have enough energy to keep up .if they are the same as 2004 they will remember

Glen  on Riverside

posted on September 6, 2004
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Kaylene has a magical booty that she moves like a dream .

steve  on Riverside

posted on May 6, 2004
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you should go see Adrian, she's amazing!!!