Riverside Reviews

3.5

1501 6th Street

Umatilla, Oregon 97882

mario

posted on 19 November, 2018
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

evertime I come with friends I all ways have fun very good looking dancers

yanard12

posted on 27 July, 2016
Joined 4 years ago
132 reviews posted
Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

My husband and I frequently come down for a drink on karaoke night and we also watch all of the UFC fights here. We have been in the lounge area a few times and had a pleasant experience there as well. If you aren't into adult entertainment I would still recommend going into the sports bar side. Staff is always friendly, food is great and its a good place to get together with friends.

ccbc

posted on 20 July, 2013
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.8
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

2 out of the 6 girls on a Friday were

attractive. Lap dance was full grind but

only one girl asked overall a pretty

mediocre club.

Johnnyboy123

posted on 25 June, 2011
Joined 8 years ago
294 reviews posted
Overall Rating4.0
Quality of the Dancers
4
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.5
Value for Money, Drinks
4
Value for Money, Food
4.5
OVerall Atmosphere
4.5
Sound System and DJ
4

Always a good time, good looking girls actually too; and they're cool about celebrating all sorts of events!Drinks, lap dances, and naked women, although the weekends can get packed quick.

Jena J.

posted on 23 March, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.0
Quality of the Dancers
4.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
4
Overall Hospitality
4
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
4
Value for Money, Food
4.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
3

This wasn't planned. Is it ever really? Save for the typical celebratory events.Riverside is indeed a legend in the area. At least most of the lady staff hold up their end of this standard. i must say, Trinity is a pretty talented performer and there were no buttah faces...or bodies. For a bonus, this joint sits right next to the Tillicum Inn-no joke jack ;)

Ricky d

posted on 14 May, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

no touching, clothes fully on for lap dances, no grinding, nude lap dances 4 feet away all times..not worth the money

Sean Brown

posted on 26 November, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.7
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Lexi is hot!! I want to go back. Lap dances are a little overpriced for no goods shown.

EVAR_117

posted on 9 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.3
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

Poppy

posted on 7 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.9
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
3.8

It used to be better - girls can barely touch you - aren't as pretty as they used to be.

Bowler Wildcat

posted on 6 May, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review