heard marlene passed away recently. Sorry to hear that. she will be missed.
This place is only open Friday nights. Its a nice down home place, the girls are all great. Was in this past friday night, damn a cute little honey named Lilly was there. I hope she becomes a regular she is one sweet lady.
Is this place open at the moment?
I drive past but this place is always closed. Is it ever going to reopen?
Where do these girls work?
No they havent gone totally nude anf they wont. Marlene wants it that way... Current dancers that are there are Barbie dallas tempest and Raven Girls I see most of.
Um, yah....So did they go nude here or not?
And that's okay if ur gay..
They're dancers. Only costumers would waste time here. No more worries. Sorry for being gay.
Take deep breaths.. Open the attached image. Stare into the center of the spiral. Tell yourself that it's a strip club, and they are strippers. It's a strip club, and they are strippers. It's a strip club, and they are strippers. And, if that doesn't work.. KILL!
I haven't been out that way in a while. Which girls are regularly dancing there now? Did they ever go nude?
Congratulations. You have found MP's last SCL comment. I wrote my first comment on this website in early 2002. I have since written over 6, 500 comments...and this is my last one. (Quite frankly, I am exhausted.) The question that people asked me the most was, "Why do you write on that website?". I would like to finally attempt to answer that question, and my answer is: I have no fucking idea. Looking back on the last 6 years, it was really kind of a blur. It just kinda got away from me. Time to take up golf...
Maggie you whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I hear rumors that Toy is back here again. If so, what nights does she work? Also, has this place gone nude yet?
You put up these comments, warning everyone of a dangerious sort of fellow, yet you give no information other than he wears a suit. I wear a suit too. Watch out!
Watch out for a guy that comes into the club dressed in a suit and trys to make friends with you. If you let him in your life in anyway inside or outside the club he will stalk you and make your life a living hell. He pretend to be a nice person to your face. But, will post things about you and screw you over behind your back. Dude has some serious problems. He has done these things at many clubs in the area over the last few years.
"heey i saw you driving by yum yum donuts today - dont think you saw me though, you were totally concentrating on traffic. thought i'd say hi, so hi :)"
I am just a man, trying to do some good before dying Everybuddy singing: Yo soy un hombre sincero De don de crece la palma Yo soy un hombre sincero De don de crece la palma Yantes des morirme guiero Echar mis versos del alma Guantanamera... guajira guantanamera Guantanamerrrrra... guajira guantanamera
--standby on alert-5
"I think they're all just snakes with tits" "on their way home, they buy a bag of weed...or an 8-ball of coke" "Never a let a stripper in your house. It's too risky. Plus they steal shit" "all dancers are mentally imbalanced" "an unrelated incident, I guess I knocked up Jazmyne in early 2005" "the reason that I moved was because my personal life had just become a complete trainwreck" "this was my third DUI arrest. I've been pulled over and breathalyzed 16 times...in 4 different states...and 1 foreign country" "MP became a monster that I couldn't control. MP's ego starting writing checks, that Mike M. just couldn't cash." "I also had to face the reality that outside of stripclubs, I had very few friends."
I gave her "The Tomahawk", which, for those of you that don't know, is a thumb...straight up the ass.
Anyone that spends nearly everyday in a strip club must have some deep-rooted mental issues. Most of these problems center around self esteem issues, social inadequacies, and the inability to relate to women in a normal way. MP takes it a step further by spending 30 minutes a day posting on SCL. That adds up to over 180 hour per year or the equivalent of over 1 month of full time work at a job. Think about what you can accomplish in a full work month.
..........How is Marlene?
I've been lookin for you all over the damn place.
Yes, this is the life everyone wants...NOT! MP Wrote: "the reason that I moved was because my personal life had just become a complete trainwreck" "Over the last 12 months, life really beat the shit beat out of me" "I think they're all just snakes with tits" "being incarcerated in the Northern WV Regional Jail" "all dancers are mentally imbalanced" "an unrelated incident, I guess I knocked up Jazmyne in early 2005" "this was my third DUI arrest. I've been pulled over and breathalyzed 16 times...in 4 different states...and 1 foreign country"
"What's the connection to Marlene's?" Honestly, I have no idea. And, although my ex-girlfriends do sometimes post anonymously on this website berating me, I am fairly certain that the MP impostor is not an ex-girlfriend of mine. I don't know what the impostor's problem is with me. Quite frankly, I've stopped trying to figure it out...
Your ex-girlfriends are all over the place here. What's the connection to Marlene's?
"Have you ever seen Marlene nude?" I think the real question is...has anyone ever seen Marlene sober??? Although Marlene does bear the distinction of being the person who introduced me to Two Fingers brand tequila. Marlene just kept pouring two shots and saying, "Okay, Mike, two more. Me and you. Here we go." I remember laughing and thinking, "Jesus Christ, old lady."
Wooo..I like it. I'll be keepin' an eye on the side of the road. PS. Print a poster just for me..Will ya?
I am obsessed with strip clubs because I cannot get women any other way. I don't know how to talk to women unless I am paying them to talk to me. Money makes me interesting; without it I have nothing to offer. I am also a drunk and I have OCD. I had to run away because I am not man enough to conquer my addictions. It is only a matter of time until I fall into my same bad habits here in Florida. I need help but I am afraid to get it because my life would be empty without strippers and booze. I am afraid I will not stop until I hurt someone and I am put away for a long time.
That's why I didn't post here...the impostor did. He/she wrote that, not me. Hey, Marlene's isn't all that bad. I have at least two fond memories of the place.
Well, well, well...MP posting...on Marlene's board!! Didn't you once tell me nobody cared what's posted here???? ;-) Just jaggin' ya! I hope the next year is better for you than the last one. Best of luck to you on your new horizons!
To the person wondering if I will be reviewing Florida clubs, unfortunately, I have to report that I really don't plan on getting into the whole stripclub thing again. At least 50% of the reason that I moved was to get away from all that shit. If I would have stayed near Route 2, I would have never quit. The other half of the reason that I moved was because my personal life had just become a complete trainwreck. Over the last 12 months, life really beat the shit beat out of me. Seemed like the perfect time for a drastic change of environment...
You're just jealous cause Stefanie got a nicer ass than you. Now get outta the old lady's livingroom.
"she tripped, and fell down the steps at the stadium" After doing to much blow.
Naa..That's bullshit!..Taylor put that comment up last November (2005). Stefanie went to a Steeler game, she tripped, and fell down the steps at the stadium. She fractured her ankle, and took some time off from dancing. When she came back, she might have gained a few pounds from having to be inactive, but she was back in shape pretty quickly. If you're talking about that, which happened last November, then I don't know where your gettin your shit from.
bout time you came up with something new..tell us about it mp
"Stefanie is suffering from a football injury so she is taking some time off this week." MP translation: Stefanie is recovering from an abortion.
Hello. I am a local businessman who is seeking a private loan, investor, or business partner to help me start-up 1 to 4 new gentlemen?s clubs in the W. PA area. I?ve done all the necessary leg-work and checked into all the zoning and ordinances already and am set to go. If you or anyone you might think of are interested, call me at 814-432-6927 or 800-544-0366. Thanks
Hoist the colors to its peak, and let no enemy ever haul them down.
her kart should be arriving shortly
Is Stefanie still workin there.....She is the Best
Drinking beer can add a few extra pounds. I started losing weight as soon as I switched to mixed drinks.
Great news!!! The Budda Bing will reopen Fri April 28th. Half price drinks, great giveaways and over 15 girls will be on hand. Dont miss the blow out starting at 700pm. The hottest dancers in Pgh. Vickie Mngr
the old booze hag..a couple a lines would a sobered her up
I done saw a really awful plaid the other week. You would not believe it.
Construction Worker: I stopped in my first time yesterday around 5pm and there was one dancer there at the time and she was very hot with a smokin' body. Her only attire was an extremely small G-String. I would definitly go just to see her dance again.
Are there any decent dancers here? How are their wardrobes? They don't wear stripes with plaids do they?
What are the club hours?
I will try and post the schedule. I'm dancing this SAT 7-12.
It has been a while since I been able to stop in here. What happened to the schedule?
Cum out and see me this fri. 8-1!!!
I will be dancing sat 1/14 @7-12, hope to see you there!
Stefanie and Taylor will be at Marlene's to help celebrate a special birthday. Cum on down...
SC- I am legal and depending on which day, ready for the WV tour. Keep me posted. I do expect to see you and MP on Saturday night anywhere from 7-12 at Marlene's. ;) Josh, so happy to hear you'll be there! I'm hoping for a great night! Luvs! ~Krystal
Krystal - Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'll even dress up for the occasion.
Krystal, when are you ready (and legal) for the West Virginia tour? MP and the rest of us geek squaders are looking forward to it. ~SC
Don't miss Krystal's 21st Birthday Bash at Marlene's Saturday September 17th!!! BE THERE!!
MP Rule #12: Strippers make poor housepets. ^MP
Marlene's is closed this week.
Hi Bill... what's going on? ; - )
Why are the dancers here so afraid to work at the Filly Corral? Aren?t they good enough? ~MP
I'm MP. Yes, I'm the real MP. All you other MP's are just imitating. So won't the real MP please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.
Just for the record, I didn't write those last two comments. I can cause trouble all by myself. I don't really need any help. Thanks.
"Just because they don't feel some obsessive compulsion to post comments doesn't mean nobody's reading the posts or that nobody cares." Let's face it. The most likely explanation is...that there just really isn't much to write about here. Anyway. You win. I withdraw my remark, and I apologize :-(
Attn: MP Glance down just a smidge and read: "Speaking of notices, have you noticed yet that nobody cares???" That statement alone is negative and not at all justified. There are people who care, there are customers who check the schedule, and, before I started posting the schedule, there were people who had driven out to Marlene's, only to find it closed. The schedule and announcements are posted as a courtesy for the customers as well as to promote the dancers. I've gotten a lot of positive feedback since I started posting the schedule so I do know people are checking here--SOMEBODY CARES!! Just because they don't feel some obsessive compulsion to post comments doesn't mean nobody's reading the posts or that nobody cares.
"Why do you keep checking here?" Although I've only been here once, I consider this club to be within the confines of what I term, "Strip Club World", so...I keep track of it. "Although there aren't a lot of postings here..." That's kind of an understatement, don't ya think? ;-) "Why don't you try saying something positive, just for a change of pace?" Please point out one negative remark I've made on this website that wasn't completely justified. And I make PLENTY of positive comments, but those aren't the ones that people ever wanna talk about. Don't blame me just because you (and others) choose to focus on the negative :-(
Why do you keep checking here? Although there aren't a lot of postings here, a lot of Marlene's customers do check here for the schedule and other updates and are appreciative of the fact that someone is taking the time to post them. Why don't you try saying something positive, just for a change of pace?
Speaking of notices, have you noticed yet that nobody cares??? Just curious...
Marlene's will be closed for the next two weeks so that Marlene can spend quality time with her family. See you in mid-June!
Give it up for this week's sexy, sassy ladies! Thursday 5/19: Kennedy 3:30, Stephanie 8:00 Friday 5/20: Eddie my love 3:30, Tempest 4:00, Taylor 8:00, Kendrea 9:00 Saturday 5/21: Loretta 7:00, Barbi 9:00
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for this week's terrific, teasing, tantalizing, not to mention tasty, temptresses: Thursday--Barbie (3:30) and Loretta (8:00) Friday--?? (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Taylor (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Krystal (7:00) and Barbie (9:00)
Sorry for the delay--just got the schedule today. Without further ado, give a big "Waahhooooo!!!!" to: Thursday--Eddie (3:30) and Stefanie (8:00) Friday--Krystal (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Destiny (8:00), and Loretta (9:00) Saturday--Barbie (7:00) and Krystal (9:00)
May I have your attention please? Let's hear it for this week's luscious line-up: Thursday--Tempest (3:30) and Destiny (8:00 Friday--Krystal (3:00), Barbie (4:00), Taylor (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Eddie (7:00) and Loretta (9:00) Be sure to give a warm welcome to Marlene's newest dancer, Krystal (Taylor's younger, blue-eyed, beautiful sister)!!!!
Thursday--Eddie (3:30) and Stefanie (8:00) Friday--Kennedy (3:00), Destiny (4:00), Ice (8:00), and Loretta (9:00) Saturday--Tempest (7:00) and Barbie (9:00) Be sure to wish Marlene a happy birthday!! (It's on Saturday)
Sorry, no lap dances here. Stage dances only.
Do the girls in this club offer lap dances?
Get your hands out of your laps and put them together for this week's line-up: Thursday--Kennedy (3:30) and Tempest (8:00) Friday--Sasha (3:00), Barbie (4:00), Destiny (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Kennedy (7:00) and Loretta (9:00)
Marlene's is closed this week because of the holiday weekend. happy easter!!!!!!!!!!!
Get ready for... Thursday--Barbie and Tempest Friday--Taylor (3-9:00), Loretta (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Krista and Kayla (the return of the twins!!!!) Come and get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Presenting this week...(drumroll please) Thursday--Kennedy (3:30) and Barbie (8:00) Friday--Eddie (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Taylor (8:00), and Jody (9:00) Saturday--Loretta (7:00) and Stefanie (9:00) Ta-dah!!
actually i will dancing thurs 330 not kendrea, oops. thanks!
Due to a change in plans, Marlene's is open this week after all! Lucky! Lucky!! Lucky!!! Thursday--Kendrea (3:30) and Loretta (8:00) Friday--Barbie (3:00), Destiny (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Kendrea (7:00) and Maggie (9:00)
Come on out to see: Thursday--Eddie (3:30) and ?? Friday--Kennedy (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Barbie (7:00), and Loretta (9:00) Saturday--Taylor (7:00) and Stefanie (9:00) Make sure to stop by this Thursday, Friday, and/or Saturday as Marlene's will be closed next week...
Here are the ladies you get to feast your eyes on this week: Thursday--Kennedy(3:30) and Tempest (8:00) Friday--Eddie (3:00), Barbie (4:00), Destiny (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Kendria(7:00) and Taylor(9:00)
OK, check it out--for your entertainment pleasure: Thursday--Loretta (3:30) and Barbie (8:00) Friday--Kendrea (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Maggie (8:00) and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Eddie (7:00) and Taylor (9:00)
OK--here's this week's line-up: Thursday--Kennedy (3:30) and Barbie (8:00) Friday--Sasha (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Taylor (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Destiny (7:00) and Loretta (9:00)
Hey Greg! Just wanted to say "Hi!" Good seein' ya! Looking forward to Friday? Talk to you soon. Stay warm.
This Sat. 1/8 Kennedy is working instead of Kitten(9-2) :)
Marlene's is back open for business!! Here's this week's schedule: Thursday--Blaze (?) (3:30) and Tempest (8:00) Friday--Little Nicky (3:00), Barbie (4:00), Taylor (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Kendria (7:00) and Kitten (9:00)
miss everyone at marlene's. can't wait to see you all again.
Marlene's is closed again this week. Sorry
Marlene's will not be open this week.
Marlene's will be closed this week due to the holiday. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Tried to get this week's schedule from Jackie but she never got back to me. Sorry guys (and girls). Hopefully, I'll be able to post next week's.
Alright...here it is: Thursday--Blaze (3:30) and Milan (8:00) Friday--Eddie (3:00), Tempest (4:00), CJ (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Kennedy (7:00) and Barbie (9:00)
The schedule is incomplete but here's what we know so far... Thursday--Eddie (3:30) and ?? (8:00) Friday--Tempest (3:00), Barbie (4:00), Ice (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Taylor (7:00) and ?? (9:00)
Come on out to Marlene's to see... Thursday--Little Nicky (3:30) and CJ (8:00) Friday--Barbie (3:00), Tempest (4:00), Taylor (8:00), and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Lana (7:00) and Kennedy (9:00)
Well, Marlene's is moving up in the world. Not only is the schedule being posted now but the Dancer Basher has now made her first appearance at Marlene's board. This cyber slut has been outspoken on the boards for some of the other Pgh. clubs. It's actually amusing. Let's see what she has to say... PS: Rumor has it she's a dancer who was fired from another club. Guess she's got a bit of time on her hands.
Here's this week's schedule (This should make Karaokeman happy): Thursday--Eddie (3:30) and Tempest (8:00) Friday--Ice (3:00), Barbie (4:00), CJ (8:00) and Stefanie (9:00) Saturday--Little Nicky (7:00) and Taylor (9:00)