Penn's Port Pub Comments

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1920 South Christopher Columbus Boulevard

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19148

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Anon  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 13 September, 2017
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Does this place allow smoking?

Lager  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 15 August, 2017
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Does Delilah still work here, don't see her on the schedual this month

fatboy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 11 March, 2017
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is mandy still there?

fatboy61  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 15 November, 2016
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is mandy still working there?

Kidryan24  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 27 August, 2016
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waterguy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 15 August, 2016
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hey all, haven't been here in years. was at a different club yesterday and dancer said she left here cuz she wasn't like most other dancers who were loose? this true about this club?

Lost  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 11 June, 2016
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Will the schedule be up on the website again or has that gone away?

harryharry  on  Penn's Port Pub

posted on 22 May, 2016
Joined 8 years ago
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Best old school tittty bar in Philly. Beers ate alawys cold, the food is decent and the girls are always smokin.

Kat  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 20 May, 2016
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Does Kat still dance here? Thanks

girl scout cookies  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 5 December, 2015
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So Kassie who danced here for how long ?? she found a new bakery next to her house should probally stop going to the bakery and start going to the gym. if she gets any bigger she wont fit behind the bar. girl look at your picture on the wall remember you used to be thin stay away from the thin mints girl they will not make you thin just casue they say thin on the box bitch

Billy Bats:  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 24 October, 2015
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Who wants to sit a bar while getting trampled on by HIgh Heels!

T.  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 8 September, 2015
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Is that Kat n Natasha from turks

Ripper77  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 6 September, 2015
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Yes seems like a Blue collar Reg Crowd..Dancers for the most part are Pretty and give a good show..The majority seem thin with Tiny Tits and Tatooes.But There are a few with nice curvy Bodies.To me there were none below a B.Dancers walk on the Bar receiving several dollars in tips.They will talk to Regular customers..No ttouching or couch dances.My favorite Pretty Blonde named Betty.Great Body.Good for hr or 2 of viewing pleasure..Thanks

Ripper77  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 6 September, 2015
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Yes seems like a Blue collar Reg Crowd..Dancers for the most part are Pretty and give a good show..The majority seem thin with Tiny Tits and Tatooes.But There are a few with nice curvy Bodies.To me there were none below a B.Dancers walk on the Bar receiving several dollars in tips.They will talk to Regular customers..No ttouching or couch dances.My favorite Pretty Blonde named Betty.Great Body.Good for hr or 2 of viewing pleasure..Thanks

Cure For No Lapdance Room  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 31 July, 2015
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I was sitting at the bar where I had a direct view of the dancing going on. I was feeling kinda frisky, so I unzipped my pants and start stroking my tool. The next thing you know I discreetly nutted on the bottom of the bar counter and the floor. Saved a lotta money, and one the whores slipped and almost fell after walking on my jizz puddle! Saved money and came in the place. Good times!

Rich R.  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 9 June, 2015
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Great little dive joint with attractive girls and good lunch menu!! Been here a lot of times for lunch. Staff is friendly and girls are very social with you and don't hound you for tips drinks are cheap and only down side is no couch dances.

teddy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 29 April, 2015
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so what dancers let you get frisky at this place?

re:re:tommy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 30 January, 2015
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I agree with the talent they have here, if they invested in a CD room the sky is the limit for this place��!!

Rexy>  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 29 January, 2015
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Nice looking dancers but boring as hell!

Tommy:  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 29 January, 2015
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This place needs a couch dance room...otherwise its okay!

Starr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 12 January, 2015
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Is it true that Starr is back? That little firecracker is hot.

BeautyQueen25  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 2 January, 2015
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Why don't they hire black girls here :(

Jerry:  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 12 December, 2014
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This. Place has nice dancers..all they need now is couch dance room!

Lily D.  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 19 August, 2014
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Penn's Port Pub is a place everyone should visit at least once it their lifetime! Always have pretty girls dancing and the bar food is very good. This is the perfect place to stop by for lunch, dinner or on the way to a game

rude comments  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 16 April, 2014
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Exactly... I normally side with the dancers, but when you make the statement the only ones who sit near the stage are losers; that speaks to all the NOT CREEPY guys who get close to tip or to genuinely talk and treat you well. Just like ALL dancers don't want to be generalized as PROSTITUTES because you show your tits, ass and pussy for a few dollars. I deal with individual rude dancers. You deal with individual rude customers

To the bitter babe:  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 18 February, 2014
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Listen, occasionally rude guys are gonna come in & you need to learn to deal with it better while they're sitting right in front of you, instead of carrying it over onto this site. Actually, some guys sit nearest the girls because they like to be close & want to/ can afford to tip them more frequently. Pennsport is the kind of place where assholes don't really thrive anyway; the more common Pennsport customer (the polite, old-school, hard-working gentlemen) will often knock the rude ones down a few notches by not participating in asshole-ish games. While I can empathize with your disgust, I think your bitter posts are counterproductive; this sort of behavior is not attractive to the majority of patrons that frequency Pennsport.

The Three Creepy Losers  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 10 December, 2013
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Good morning all! We are three creeps who sat by the stage at Penns Port yesterday afternoon. We are three ugly old men going to a Sixers game. Our bad taste in women is enough of an embarrassment, but we debase ourselves further via our attitude towards the genuinely pretty girls. We are the kind of nasty trash that Penns Port is trying to filter out. We once referred to ourselves as "Tom, Dick and Harry." More like Creep, Creepier and Creepiest! Only losers and men like us without girlfriends sit by the stage anyway. We're like the Mount Rushmore of ugly! Well, have a nice day everyone!

ugly old man with a goatee  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 30 November, 2013
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Hello Penns Porters! I am a mouthy drunk son of a cunt that just left your establishment! I was very rude to one of the pretty girls working there, probably because I couldn't get her to date my sorry ugly ass. I'm a short, old pig with a goatee that sat right by the stage like a creeper. I like to insult a girl and then shout "am I right?" to try to make myself seem important or relevant. Fact is, I'm just white trash. Have a good night!

Club Patron  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 19 October, 2013
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Your website is in serious need of an update. The photos of the girls have not changed in years !

Old Redheaded Harpy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 15 October, 2013
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Hello, fellow customers! I am an ugly old cow with hideous red hair that slithered into Penns Port this past Columbus Day with my significant other. I felt the need to chaperone him while he was tipping the nekkid ladies. But I was a total bitch to them. Why? Because I'm jealous of course! They're all younger and prettier than me, and have the guts to do something I never could. My man fantasizes about them to the point of not fucking me. It sucks. So I tagged along on this excursion. He was hoping I'd be into it. All I could do was be a snotty cunt. Really I'm too old and ugly to be seen in public. I probably should just go away and let my man masturbate. Well thank you for reading!! Have a good day!!

Ugly white trash customer  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 7 September, 2013
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Hi I'm an ugly white trash customer in a black t shirt with a shaved head who came in today. I have no respect for the beautiful ladies performing, in fact the prettier they are the less respect I'll show. I ask them stupid awkward questions like "guess my age" when i look to be about 40-50 on a good day. If I deem them to be too hot for me, I insult them. I'm nothing but a white trash pig with low self esteem. Please flag me from your bar. Have a good night!

Question  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 15 April, 2013
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Does Starr still work here? She did some porns under the name Riley Starr? I'd like to see her sexy little ass again.

dirty:  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 22 February, 2013
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You couldn't be any more full of shit.

Dirty  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 13 February, 2013
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This place is a real shit hole .average joe bar , average dancer's local philadelphia go go typical shit bar

Mary Jane  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 6 February, 2013
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This is a quiant little spot that I just had to check out cause I had never heard of a club without lap dances. The girls are cute and say they make money, so I am gonna be back to see how that happens. Otherwise, this is totally a place I would just chill at.

kc2  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 2 November, 2012
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whays the dancer leah like? have not seen her yet worth the trip back to see her?

dear  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 9 October, 2012
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There's no other club that compares to this one. Yes, lots of guys stop in on their lunch break & go back to work...then come back for more when their day is done. Some guys do get their drink & hottie fix before heading to a game or another club. They come back, too. For a drink, for several hours, for over 30yrs, this place brings top-notch girls & probably the most consistently respectful patrons in the business.

To-Kit  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 1 August, 2012
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Your right 20 min in 2 beers and leave, just a club for warm-ups to go to another club where theres something going on

to KIT  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 21 July, 2012
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It's not for you because you were fired, hater. Everybody knows this place is fukn awesome

Kit  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 12 June, 2012
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Dont waste your time with this club, not worth it who knows if there hairy, old time Go, Go maybe for some, but not me

Hairy girls  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 12 June, 2012
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I am in per suit of hairy girls. I like girls with much hair in pussy. Is there a girls in this club with much hair??? I plan to attend this club near soon. I apologize for my English. I am knew to America.

Ashley Fan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 1 June, 2012
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I'm a huge fan of Ashley's too. Hope you find her, because I'd love to hear she's still dancing. In the meantime, Shannon's the one to see.

PhillyGuy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 17 May, 2012
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Does anyone know Ashley who used to dance here? Anyone know if she still dances anywhere?

blue ronin  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 19 April, 2012
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This is an old school stripper bar... If you want a "gentleman's club", this ain't your spot... The club is small and seedy looking and the beer is cheap... The girls are pretty not man-made sex dolls... The rotation is typically three to four girls with one girl giving a show on the little stage behind the bar and another making the round on top of the bar... As the girls make their way around the bar, they give each patron a little "show" complete with "pussy" shots from the front and the back... Three bucks never went so far... Enjoy...

Dave  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 26 November, 2011
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Haha!! I don't ever come on here but someone told me to check it out and to see people talking shit about kayla is just funny. Don't hate just because you can't have her. She's a great person and very beautiful. You don't have to like the girl but don't talk shit because you don't even know her. Besides i thought they only let adults in this club and not children. So who's the fool and the fugly one?? Haha!!

Who's the fool?  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 7 September, 2011
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that made Kayla a bartender? Now I have another reason to not stop in at this place. The other is when Kayla is dancing. You have a great bunch of girls and then there is Kayla. One of this things is not like the other. Oscar would be pissed!!!!

Lillith  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 21 April, 2011
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Same Lilith from Daydreams? she used to post on best gfe

Kayla's gotta go!  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 21 April, 2011
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Way 2 much of this kayla. she is buttt fugly. i'll cum back when i dont have to worry about seeing her ugly puss. day after day.

regarding lilith  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 20 April, 2011
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lilith moved to boston and is seen alot at a place called 'cheers'. She is dating a pcychologist with a lot of money but is a total drunk. Think his name is frazier.

rob  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 14 April, 2011
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does Lillith still work here?

Rae  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 2 January, 2011
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I saw a girl named Rae dance here one time. Big tits nice ass. Does anyone know if she is still here, or where else she may dance

kemo sabe  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 18 December, 2010
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does lilith dance anywhere else?

Chucker  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 27 October, 2010
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Is Friday night's Brielle the blonde who used to perform with braces (teeth, not legs)?

tiny dancer  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 25 April, 2010
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HAHAHAHAHA, nice self post. xoxo

good guy  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 19 April, 2010
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I was there on tues and thursday an seen a beautiful girl there by the name of kyia. she was very nice with amazing breast, good job tommy for hiring another beautiful girl .does anyone know if she works anywhere else ????

re: hmmmm  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 15 April, 2010
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And if you find out what other club Emma works at let us know too.

hmmmm  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 8 April, 2010
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That's why most of us work here. No lap dances. Working here is great. Most of the girls work at another club, so ask and go see her at that club. PP is perfect the way it is.

EmmaFan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 8 April, 2010
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I come here just to see the hot asian princess Emma. If this place only had lapdances it would be perfect. They should get rid of a couple of those table in the booths and turn it into a lapdance area.

Moleman  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 9 February, 2010
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Is the Brielle on February's schedule the same one who was there four or five years ago? Or the "Brielle II" who appeared later?

re: curious  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 22 January, 2010
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Some chickened legged crack addict who can't compete opened her ulcered mouth, lol!

re: curious  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 2 December, 2009
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yeah right like an actual customer would waste their time writing that.

curious  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 25 November, 2009
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when does fat legs alex work? me and some friends need to come in for some laughs.

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 12 November, 2009
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called in today...see ya there til 8!

Hacker  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 9 November, 2009
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Anyone out there ever gone to the Penns Port Golf outing? I need some details...where...when...how much and a little about what goes on with the ladies at the course would be good to know too!! Any help u can give would be greatly appreciated.

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 3 November, 2009
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Thanks Lee, that was a kind thing to say! Hey are you coming to PennsPort today? I'm on my way there now I'll be in til 4

casey's fan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 25 October, 2009
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BY and chance do any of you know if casey is dancing here? dark hair, late thirty's really pretty used to dance at the ball park? let me know love ya ladies byeeee

I love you KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 22 October, 2009
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Why? Because you got brains on top of your looks and put morons and haters in their place on the message boards. - Lee

Pole Dancing Competition  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 18 October, 2009
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I heard there is a Pole Dancing Competition @ CR Fannys in Easton Pa Wed. November 25th 2009 Big cash prize

re: We all Know  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 30 September, 2009
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That sounds great and would get her business but unfortunately, not likely true. One (losing) ho is always hating on another.

Move on girls!!  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 28 September, 2009
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Move the fuck on will you no one gives a flying fuck!!!

We all Know...  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 24 September, 2009
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Alex is the biggest spic fucking, customer fucker that ever lived. she is a STD waiting to happen. She got a pair of tits & thinks she is top notch. And would DEF put out for the right price. ask the Daydreams customers. Certain ones talk. And you should hear what they say......

Honest Question  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 21 September, 2009
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Has anyone fucked Morgan and Alex? I know those two girls love to fuck. I was just curious how they are in bed.

Emma  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 21 September, 2009
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Can somebody ask her if she's working at Daydreams on Saturday? There's an Emma on the schedule then and I hope it's her.

Star Porn?  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 9 September, 2009
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Star did porn? On what site?

Harold  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 4 September, 2009
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I really wanna fuck Star. That girl has the best body I have ever seen. She is a dirty little whore too. I love her work. Has she done any other porn then the reality kings and brandi belle? She needs her own website.

No this is the Morgan from Day Dreams!!!  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 29 August, 2009
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This is the Morgan from Day Dreams!

Re: Morgan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 26 August, 2009
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Is the Morgan that is dancing here the same Morgan who used to dance at Club Risque and then Cheerleaders? Thanks!

pens port photos  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 7 August, 2009
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why are all the photos of the dancers on your website photoshoped? i dont want to come in here to find a whole bunch of fugly...

Great line this Thursday!!!  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 5 August, 2009
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There is a great line up this Thursday!!!!!

John  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 4 August, 2009
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What kind of food does this place offer? Is it a decent place to stop for lunch/dinner?

re alan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 1 August, 2009
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license and inspection, pa liqueur control. fuck up with them and you are done.

RE:re:alan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 24 July, 2009
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L&l and PLC???? What is that?

re alan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 21 July, 2009
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you are full of shit. word is out and i no your business plan. good luck with L&I. oh and dont forget PLC.

tonydonuts  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 17 July, 2009
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this place offer lap dances? was there and girls just danced..no walk around or touching or anything..just dropping pubes in beer from above....some cuties here though...

happy customer  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 14 July, 2009
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This place is great. Always have a good time .Great talent..Was there Friday night, even saw a hot chick at the bar show her nipples off to one of the girls.was sexxy..wonder if she dances there?

dancer  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 13 July, 2009
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Check the schedule on the PP website

Patience  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 11 July, 2009
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When's Patience dancing next? She is hoooottt!

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 3 July, 2009
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"Ha", Straighten up---groveling will get you nowhere. If I did look like a man you'd get the cheapest feel of all; I'd put my dick right in your angry lesbian mouth and wait for you to figure out if you should be flattered or insulted...

It's the same Jersey That works at Day D  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 3 July, 2009
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Yes one in the same!!!

jersey fan  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 2 July, 2009
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Is the Jersey on the schedule the same jersey from Daydreams? Tall blonde, hot body. thanks

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 30 June, 2009
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I saw her yesterday she is HOT HOT HOT. Some of the other dancers were Not Not Not

HA  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 29 June, 2009
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Who would be attracted to someone who looks like a man? The only reason people come to see you is because you do acrobats when you dance and EVERYONE gets a cheap feel.

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 29 June, 2009
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Phew! That's a relief. For a minute there I thought you weren't attracted to me. Glad we resolved that one. JP: yeah man, it's kinda like boxing a drunk midget.

JP  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 28 June, 2009
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Wow KW, you certainly do get in a lot of internet arguments.

No thank you!  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 27 June, 2009
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Blow you? I don't think so, wouldn't want to catch something. You've had a lot of fingers all up in your junk. LMFAO

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 23 June, 2009
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aw booooooooo hers mads cause hers don't like working with KW? lol why deny your lies? I wouldn't dare - you sure do shine like a star down there in that pile of bullshit. same hater, 3 times the charm. 2 words, 1 answer: blooooow meeeeee

RE:KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 23 June, 2009
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I used to work at the club and also absolutely hated with a passion working with her. She DOES let the men touch her. Going up after her sucks cause then you have men trying to touch you too. I agree, if you are going to be doing that for a damn dollar take it elsewhere or to cheerleaders where EVERY dancer lets you touch them, you ruin it for other dancers. It's not a whore house, its a strip club.

RE: Please  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 12 June, 2009
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I will agree as well. I can't stand working with any girl here that lets the guys touch them. I mean come on, do it at your house, not in a tip bar. It is such a lack of respect for the other 2 girls. But oh well. There is always some one like that no matter where you are working.

pleaseeee  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 9 June, 2009
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i've watched kylie stick guys hand in her pussy! she likes them to touch! dont deny it!! girls refuse to work with her cause they get touched when they work a shift with her dirrrrty

KW  on Penn's Port Pub

posted on 5 June, 2009
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Re: great...thanks for the welcome back! There are tons of great dancers in phila!!! Just only one me...and I'm glad to see the friendly faces at PP again, because there are a lot of cool guys that I've missed seeing there...and I've missed the leg workout too Re: yeah...only thing I do for a dollar is dance like it's my job, and smile because I enjoy it. You have every right to be jealous and hateful about that because you have an ugly mug. I don't know what one thing has to do with the other but I'm sure the connection occurs somewhere between you suck and you're an idiot.

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