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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 21 September, 2017
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Goonie is beside himself and struggling. Observe him frantically typing paragraph after paragraph, yet not expressing one coherent thought. His mentally ill mom must tell him he's a genius because it's baffling to wonder where this half wit got the idea he's intelligent. Goontard, I told you before. You can type your long winded diatribes day and night and it matters not. You are a loser and nothing you write on a strip joint forum will change that. I will always be here to tell the world who and what you are. You need to find a new website to invade, and pray to God I don't find out which one.

Fan  on Club Fantasies

posted on 21 September, 2017
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Back to the ladies and club and not the bullshit etc from the split idiot

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 21 September, 2017
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Ooo, and the frothing rants begin... LOL. Guess I hit a nerve with Mommy dearest, huh Cupcake? And of course, I bring up how you stopped mentioning her, so now you start again. Even when you're trying to show how you're not dancing on my strings, Goonie, you're still dancing. Nothing ever changes.. And forgot all about your week-long rant about jetting off to Mardi Gras last year? Not surprising, it's hard to remember shit that never happened. Just like your trip to Vermont to "bang some girl", and to the Cape, and London. By the way that's another hole in your '"brilliant" impersonation scheme, Goontard. See, you're known for being the one who invents phantom vacations, along with your beach house. You've been doing it for years, on record over on the Centerfolds board. I never did that. LMFAO! See what I mean about your monolithic stupidity? All you're doing is posting like you always have, using all the same trademarked Goontard lines, still talking to me like I'm me, and then just throwing "Goonie" in to replace "Bryan" or "Mini me" or whatever oh-so-clever name of the week you had for me. You do realize there's more to impersonation than that, right Cupcake? As always, you're a joke, Goon. The SCL laughingstock. You should go back to begging and pleading with me, promising to call off the FBI if I let you troll. That was more believable than what you're doing now. Bwahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!

Lotsofgirls  on Club Fantasies

posted on 21 September, 2017
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Theres gotta be about 20 ladies here!

Monday  on Club Fantasies

posted on 21 September, 2017
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Who is usually there on Monday afternoon? Worth stopping in?

Aldo Nova  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Life is just a fantasy, can you live a fantasy life?

RIGUY  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Haven't ran into Haze lately. When is the best time to find her at CF?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Go find a life somewhere you fucking jerks!!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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There goes Goonie again, struggling to make a cohesive point, babbling about his mentally ill mother and something about Mardi Gras. He got so agitated he even hit the Post New Comment button before that abortion he calls a post was even one sentence in. Goonie you can pretend to be me from now until eternity and it will avail nothing. You are a failure. You know it. Everyone here knows it. You have accomplished nothing in your life. Not even being a successful internet troll. There are maggots crawling around the guts of dead birds that have evolved further than you.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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And suddenly no mention of the "mentally ill mother". LMFAO!! I bring up how it's obviously something personal for you, and it's gone. Even when you're trying to be me, the real me still has you dancing on my strings. So did your mentally ill mother tell you that the impersonation master plan would work? I'm starting to think she's been the one giving you ALL your "brilliant" ideas. They certainly seem to the ideas of a retard. The 6-pack meltdowns...the endless fat guy and Mini Me pics...the "you're Bryan!!!" fiasco. Now the "you're Goonie!!!" clever scheme. I can see those coming from a mental retard of a mother screaming at you as you sit in her basement dreaming of phantom vacations to Vermont and Paris and New Orleans and wherever else. As if anyone believed the "weekend in Mardi Gras" bullshit you fed out, with photoshopped pics of women with signs. LMFAO! Not on a used car slinger's salary, Goontard.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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And suddenly no mention of the "mentally ill mother

Re: Re: Re: Brandy!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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So does Brandy still work there and if so will sh be at Naughty Schoolgirl Night on Sept 28th?

Re: Re: Hurricanes  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Mr. Multiple Personalities has apparently shoved off and he's talking to himself over on the Club Desire page. Hopefully he stays there.

Re: Hurricanes  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Try again Goonie. That strategy has been failing for a week now.

Hurricanes  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Goonie cupcake and the rest of his alter egos hopefully meet the hurricane sooner rather than later and put him out of his misery

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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You're of course aware that you're the bigger douchebag. Right boy?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 20 September, 2017
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Goonie you are posting 2-4 times for my every 1. You post, have a meltdown and immediately come back with "and another thing." You are ridiculously stupid and everyone here knows you're a complete imbecile. They have all been watching me demolish you for years on this forum. And guess what asshole? It's never going to stop, at least until you find a new home on the internet. I will always be there to exploit your idiocy and expose your useless strategies.

riffraff  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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be useful for a change,,stop this shit...

riffraff  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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fuck this goonie shit,,,where is Logan..????

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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And I notice you have a fixation on "mentally ill mother", you keep bringing that up. Something you want to tell us, Goonie? A little projection going on there?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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Sorry Goon, but your idiotic mistakes in your impersonation posts have already been pointed out. We're all laughing at you, Cupcake. Just like when you tried the "Bryan" masterplan, but started accusing me of being Bryan who had been banned from CF, and accused me of writing posts about things that happened inside the club at the same time. LMFAOOO!! That's one of the many reasons you're so easy to spot, Goontard. You make mistakes in logic that I would never make. You're just not smart enough to be me, Cupcake, even as a mimic. I guess that's why your big career is selling used rust buckets, huh?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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Goonie now referencing the cartoons he watches while his mentally ill mother bangs her head against the wall. Some life you've got there Goonie. Do you ever leave the house? Or, more accurately, do you ever leave your shithole apartment you share with your mentally ill mother? I guess it's not so bad to be home alone all the time when you're having a party in your head, Goontard. You're running out of steam and making a bigger fool of yourself than usual. No mean feat. You should venture back outside. I don't think those bouncers from CT who whooped your ass are out there waiting for you. Moron.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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And now Phase Two of Cupcake's plan. Pretending to be a string of posters talking about lawsuits and moderating, so as to stoke the fires. Kinda like what you see in cartoons, when Bugs Bunny uses 3 or 4 different voices in a crowd to cause a riot. LOL It's amazing how clever Goonie thinks he is. And all because some stripper played him, so his mission is to harass the boards. Lawsuits, Goonie? Lawsuits??? What is it with you and the FBI and legal shit? How stupid would you have to be to think people are going to court or JAIL over a flame war on a strip club review site? Just go away. I'll target you every time you show up. You can't hide here. So take a hike.

Re: Erica  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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Saw her on a Sunday a few weeks back. She is cute but there is another dancer here that is better.

Re Erica  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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When does she work and what does she look like . Goontard goonie and cupcake are all the same deranged individual the same guy who was in the movie SPLIT

Erica  on Club Fantasies

posted on 19 September, 2017
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Erica is as pretty as any dancer I have ever seen. Kudos CF you did something right.

riffraff  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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any word on Logan formerly from here and caddy,,,does she still dance?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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In time these obviously disturbed people will be committed to some insane asylum! The problem is, another will follow. As you mentioned, the board should obviously be moderated. Can't believe it hasn't been sued, maybe it has, since I'm sure it has thrown many a person under the bus!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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What a waste of time coming to read reviews. It has been taken over by juveniles who have nothing to say but say it many times over. No one moderates this? Trolls need to be flushed out.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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You. Have. Mental. Problems. Please. Go. Away.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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LMFAO! That's what Goontard's done for years. It's his sole MO. Pretends to have a porn collection he's made with all the strippers at the club, pretends he's a rich investor making thousands a week, pretends he's jet-setting to some new vacation every weekend, now pretends he's me, and on and on. Of course, so many holes have been poked in his bullshit it's laughable. He tries to impersonate me and calls me Goonie, yet he writes his posts in a way that shows he's still Goonie talking to me. He makes thousands a week and goes to Paris and Rome every weekend, yet he would still choose to live in Worcester, MA and hang out at a dive of a strip club on the side of a highway. And of course, when those blatant holes are pointed out, he just says it's me making all the posts, because that's the only way he can keep from hanging himself from a pipe in his shithole apartment behind Crystal Park. He has to desperately tell himself it's only me who thinks he's a pathetic little douchebag, and everyone else thinks he's a hero. That's why he's called Goontard. But really, that's actually an insult to the intelligence level of retards, so I might just stick to Cupcake...

Marley  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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I haven't been to Providence in about a year. Does Marley still work Tuesdays as I fly in tomorrow?

Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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Sorry to interrupt your dialog between your multiple personalities and yourself, but that pic is all over the internet. "Google image search" kind of of changed things for liars like you.

Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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Lots have changed since u have been gone, btw here is a picture of my new girl friend, her vagina and butt hole tastes like sweet candy, she is so beautiful we are getting married next month and I am outta here so fuck u suckka u wish u could be me dont ya, SUCKKA MY DICK BITCH!!.

Re: Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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There you go again Goonie, attempting to imitate a forum regular. So transparent. So developmentally challenged. You should ask your mentally ill mother for help with your strategies. Why not? She's home all day just like you are. Loser.

Re: Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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lol, ok bud, guy already showed the mistakes you made in your shit that proved your goontard and not the guy bashing you. pack it up and your shit off the sight, were here for the girls

Re  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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Haze does extras for 50 bucks

Re: Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 18 September, 2017
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I just returned from a glorious weekend in Vermont, visiting dear friends, hiking, and enjoying the night life in Burlington. Goonie, on the other hand, has been home alone (except for his mentally ill mother), just like he was last weekend, seated in front of his 20 year old, Cheetoh stained keyboard and obsolete monitor, trying to troll anyone who would pay attention. Nobody did. Then he melted down because I hadn't posted for a couple of days. Goontard counted the minutes. Creepy, huh? Goonie, you are a slow learner. And one significant fact you have failed to assimilate into your miniscule body of knowledge is that you are a failure who can never win. I will always be there to slap you down and expose you as what you truly are: a lonely, stupid, troll who lives for the attention of strangers on the internet.

Re: Joey  on Club Fantasies

posted on 17 September, 2017
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What do you mean ?

Joey  on Club Fantasies

posted on 17 September, 2017
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Wow, what happened to this club?

Oops!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 17 September, 2017
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No word from Goontard in two days... Pointing out the holes in logic in his grand impersonation scheme must've really thrown him for a loop. LOL Must be back to the drawing board, huh Cupcake?

Re: Re: Brandy!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 16 September, 2017
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Don't forget spinach.

Re: Brandy!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 16 September, 2017
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She's a fine girl, what a goooood wife she would be! But my life, my love and lady.... is the sea.

Brandy!  on Club Fantasies

posted on 16 September, 2017
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Does Brandy still work here?

riffraff  on Club Fantasies

posted on 16 September, 2017
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is logan still working here? she went to the caddy? is she still there?

Re: Re: Marley?  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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So anyone saw her today?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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Oh, and we also won't bring up how Cupcake can't even keep the flowchart of his impersonation straight, i.e. "referring to yourself as the other guy, Goonie???" See, with "the other guy", the poster was referring to me--AKA the guy trouncing Goontard. That's why "other" guy, as in the guy who's NOT Goontard. Get how that works? So, going according to Goonie's current master plan, if *I* was really that poster, and I'm Goonie, and Goonie's me, then he wouldn't say "referring to yourself as the other guy, Goonie???" He would say "pretending to be another poster talking about me, Goonie???" See, it's little things like that which are why Cupcake never has been, and never will be, able to beat me. I would have seen that and posted the correct line, in keeping with my impersonation. But Goonie... well, Goonie just doesn't have the brainpower. Just like when by his "logic", the FBI was going to arrest me for making threats against myself. LMFAO. So pathetic...

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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LMFAO! Guys, please, as much as I'm enjoying watching Goontard implode as he desperately tries to convince himself that I'm the only one on SCL that sees he's a pathetic, annoying loser, and that there aren't dozens of people who think the same, at this point you're just feeding the troll. Let him keep going with his brilliant master plan of trying to turn the boards against me--which is clearly working beautifully, right?--and we'll wait for him to start up one of his same, tired four troll personas. I already shut down his Sad Hog return on RI Dolls. He can't hide. Can you, Cupcake?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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LOL at "the other guy". Now you're referring to yourself as "the other guy", Goontard? Kicking off another lonely pathetic weekend early Goonie? Sitting home alone for yet another 2 and a half days in front of your 20 year old computer, inventing new strategies to make an ass of yourself, while everyone else is enjoying life? This new strategy of pretending to be a board regular commenting on yourself is as weak and ineffective as the rest of your impotent strategies.

Same  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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All the same person goonie cupcake flame queen etc and will be the next cast for split 2 when the Brazilian steals all his money

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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nope still goonie. sorry, but posting styles are way different. other guy also doesnt use all the pictures you do. especially not the ones of fat slobs. just go away bro, your fuckin annoying.

Re: Question  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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Sure, I will cupcake!!!

Question  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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I have an ample cock and balls. Wanna suck it?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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The only thing noticeable, Goontard, is you posing as a random board member commenting on your own posts. You are truly a moron. The only way that strategy could work is if everyone here were as stupid as you are. And that's obviously not the case, to say the least. You've once again failed. No surprise there Goontard. You were born to fail. That's why you spent all last weekend posting like crazy, as you lack a social life. And you will be back this weekend, frantically trying to convince the men here that you too have a hint of masculinity and effectiveness. Problem is, you don't. You are a soft, feminine freak and you know it.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 15 September, 2017
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nope, that ones goonie. you can tell. no thought behind it, just repeating other guys words. trust me, its noticable.

Re: Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Of course it's easy to tell Goonie. You're unintelligent and moronic. Easy to spot ten miles away. Your vocabulary is limited and you struggle to put forward your pinheaded ideas and concepts. You continually attempting to imitate myself is wearing you out. Your forté has always been insulting the men out here for enjoying the company of beautiful strippers. That is, when you're not busy getting fleeced by Brazilian strippers.

Re: Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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He is right, you know. just using the same words doesnt make one post look like another one. pretty obvious which posts are goontard and which are they guy attacking him, they read totally different.

Re: Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Another failed attempt from the Goontard to say something meaningful. His posts are getting longer and longer, each more desperate than the last. He must be getting paid by the word

Poor little Goontard...  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Jesus, Goonie, how do you sell any used clunkers when you spend your whole day frantically pounding out post after post after post? And you're sticking with this "brilliant" plan longer than usual. You gave up your previous master plans much sooner than this. You must really think you've got the whole site scratching their heads over who's who. You know, even though that even when you're pretending to be me, you still use your patented pics of fat guys (which you really seem to have some sort of sexual fetish for at this point)...even though the difference in our writing and intelligence is like night and day. My once-daily post stands out in the sea of your posts like a giant standing among midgets. At this point, I've decided to deal with you like I would a 2-year-old and let you just keep impersonating me until you tire yourself out. No one's buying iy anyway. I'll stick to smacking down your trolls, which I'll be monitoring. The funniest part in all this is that you've spent years pretending you never read my posts to you, but now you're using my exact lines and phrases from past postings. LMFAOOOOO!!! Anywho.... See you around, Cupcake, because we both know you'll start your shit again soon. And I'll be there.

Re: Re: Re: Confession2  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Okay

Re: Re: Confession2  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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More gay rantings ... sorry folks!

Re: Confession2  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Goonie, so weak minded and pathetic. A densely worded, meaningless post with a curious focus on homosexuality. We learn alot about the workings of your pea brain Goonie. The more you type your nonsense, the more the men here get a good laugh at your foolishness. Keep trying Goonie. Don't worry about looking like a jackass. That happened a long time ago. And I'm here to remind you of what a failure and a jackass you are every step of the way.

Confession2  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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See, I did it again! I relapsed, and out came those gay posts! My psychiatrist thinks I may be bipolar, if gay isn't enough. As you can see, I can't stop. I apologize to everyone again. That post was definitely me, anytime you see Goonie". You see, it all started because my ex boyfriend used to call me his "little Goonie" when he I was naughty, and his little "Cupcake" when I was good. That's why I am always using those terms. I think "Goontard" evolved because dad used to call me a retard. I never got much respect from daddy, I only grew to 4' 9", plus he eventually found out I was gay. He caught me with the male farm animals. Oh well, I love men! I'll try again to stop, sorry for that last post fellas!

Re: Re: Confession  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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That image is of a really poor quality. Surely you could find a higher resolution online.

Re: Confession  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Goonie you are really struggling now. All your strategies suck. Never worked. Never will. You constantly and consistently let everyone on the board know how much of a buffoon you really are. It seems like you just never bounced back from that Brazilian stripper cleaning out your bank account. That beating those two musclehead bouncers in Bridgeport gave you certainly couldn't have helped matters. Say, they didn't give you a concussion did they? Give it up Goontard. It's over. Back into your hidey holl, you failed troll.

Re confession  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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It's ok just go see the pastor and make confession and repent all your sins

Re: Marley?  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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Only on Friday afternoon.

Confession  on Club Fantasies

posted on 14 September, 2017
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After long thought, I know it's time to confess. Any of the posts you have seen these last few weeks that have "Goonie" or "Goontard" or "Cupcake", were all written by me. They might appear to be from 2 different people having a message board battle, but it is me. I came to this board looking for male friends, yes because I am gay. I was hoping to find real men here. In the gay clubs they just aren't as appealing to me as I find all of you wonderful men are here, and in strip clubs. I used to go to the clubs, but don't any more because I stand out too much from the real men. So I apologize to all of you others for ruining your posting experience on CF's board, and I hope you'll forgive me. I will try to stop this terrible behavior, and hope I can. If you do see any more posts with "Goonie" or "Goontard" or "Cupcake", it will be me relapsing, because I am a hopelessly flaming gay.

Marley?  on Club Fantasies

posted on 13 September, 2017
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Is marley (skinny blonde with big back tat) still here? I used to see her a few years ago

Re Lisa Marie  on Club Fantasies

posted on 13 September, 2017
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What is your updated schedule as you deserve to be worshipped and treated to a few nice drinks

Re: Re: Re: Re:e:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 13 September, 2017
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Goonie's reached an all new level of desperation. What's the matter Goontard? Do you think you ward off your fate with a lengthy assemblage of mere words? Did your mommy tell you when you came up from the cellar not to let the bad men on the computer humiliate you? Goonie, you haven't a prayer at ever defeating me. Hell, you haven't a prayer at ever having a shred of dignity. You are a clown. Here to be mocked and insulted. So foolish.

Re: Re: Re:e:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 13 September, 2017
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Apparently Goontard still thinks his master plan is a winner. What happened, Cupcake? Once you sat and though on it for a while, you decided you needed some dignity back, so you'd give it another go? And in typical Goonie style, you were unable to think of anything else, so it's back to the tired old impersonation that didn't work in the first place. And even within the same tired impersonation, it's the same tired phrases, pics of fat guys, etc... Do you see why it's not working, Cupcake? Again, look at my posts, then look at yours. Your consistent lack of creativity and originality is glaring, visible miles away. No one would ever confuse the two of us. LMAO. But we get it, Goon. What else do you have going for you in life? No money..a shit job. Trolling is all you have left. Now go and respond to this original post with another tired regurgitation, and think you're confusing anyone. Go, Cupcake! DANCE!

Jerome  on Club Fantasies

posted on 13 September, 2017
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Back to the ladies looking for a winner not a chicken dinner .

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 13 September, 2017
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Garbage man strikes again ... another useless post. What time is your trash route?

Re: Re: prices  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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I was at the club a couple of weeks ago, the new price for a 15 min CR is $140. So that is why I posted that. Have you been to the club lately?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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Sorry Goontard, nobody's buying it as usual. Another futile attempt to appear as another poster. Don't you get tired of making a fool out of yourself like this? You're not good at whatever it is you're trying to do. Whether it's pretending to be me, or stalking Brazilian strippers, or coming on the boards saying you shit your pants, you're just not good. In fact you suck. And I am going to continue to smack you down wherever and whenever you reappear trying to post your nonsense.

Re: prices  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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Not sure where that comment came from but a price increase for anything in this club would be a disaster. Just cant bring myself in this place with the $30 ld rate, and it will likely be with a girl with half the looks of my significant other.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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You've been threatening to slap him down and expose him for weeks. But all we see is a lot of words. He apparently is still here, so you haven't really accomplished any of your promises to dismantle or humiliate him. Why don't you get to it and keep your promises and threats? We want to see you succeed and drive him away, so what have you really got that will really work, instead of your ridiculous and lame posts? Show us something, will you?

prices  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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The price increase for a CR is absolutely crazy, what the hell is this club doing? Are they trying to drive away business? Does this club have a General manager making crucial decisions? If not they need one badly. The decision maker now, who ever it is, needs to go.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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I just returned from a splendid extra long weekend on Cape Cod and I see Goonie has been going all out in my absence. Sorry Goonie, pretending to be me will work just about as well for you as proposing to the Brazilian stripper who cleaned you out: just another failure in a pathetic life defined by failure. Oh you thought it was smooth sailing. Thought I forgot about you. No, I was having passionate sex with a beautiful woman in a quaint little cottage in Dennisport while you sat at your shitty old computer in dirty underwear, all alone-as usual- desperately trying to fill the meaningless void that is your life. No, Goontard, I am here yet again to slap you down, to expose you, to watch you squirm under the glare of the light of The Truth. And The Truth is: You're a loser, and you know it.

Opposite  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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Never get the feel staff takes care of the customers here as is why the club is one of the slowest in town . The proof is in in the foot traffic so stop hyping up the club mr employee of the club

Greetedandtreated  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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Ive been coming to this club for years. Always greeted at the door taken care of. I get to the bar they have my beer ready for me. 9 outa 10 times my second beer is on the house. Beer gets spilled its replaced right away. The 30 was a change but that other review was smart to say "ask the girl" im not going to waste 30.00 but id rather get a champagne room anyway. I talk about what i want first. Personal experience ive had test drives in the 30 dances and they were okay took a risk getting a room and things got much better. Most of the hot girls arent going to do much in a lapdance they wanna save thay for serious customers

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Notbusybutnotbad  on Club Fantasies

posted on 12 September, 2017
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Anyone wanting a handjob from an ugly 50 year old woman with bad teeth and reeking of cigarettes will love Marios. I hate even driving by it on my way home from work because the women are so damn ugly.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Notbusybutnotbad  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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All RI clubs are a rip-off and a joke. That's why you go to Mario's in MA. $20 dances, and most girls will get you off. None of this RI pay extra for full-nude shit. How is full-nude extra? It's a fuckin strip club.

Re: Re: Re: Notbusybutnotbad  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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Just can't agree with a few of your comments. The place does not have a homey(family) atmosphere, in fact just seems the opposite. Everyone is nice and polite but nobody is greeted or treated all that well. The prices absolutely suck for what you are getting compared to a couple other clubs! Zero value in that sense! The $30 lap dance for the quality is ridiculous. The new area for ld's is great as is the vip area but I can't let myself spend $30 for a test drive before I go to the VIP. That other club is making a killing dy and night. Just can't see why other clubs won't at least follow that model and see what happens instead of being lame ass most of the time without a decent cash flow.

Re: Re: Notbusybutnotbad  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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Your right its really family here if you dont get it you never will! I gotta say they take care of customers they may not advertise it but they do. Here they take care of staff dancers and customers alike.

Re: Money  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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I dont mind 140. Ive had rooms where the girl charged less and it wasnt great and ive paid more than 140 and it was great. It depends on the girl and what im looking for at that time. I think a real stripper/dancer knows that moneys invested and to do a good job if not i just move on!

Re: Notbusybutnotbad  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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Great review. Add that I've enjoyed it like a family owned neighborhood bar with much better entertainment. Feel at home there.

Money  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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140 is too much for a CR here as are 30 dollar lapdances . Lapdances should be 20-25 and rooms 120-130 tops

Notbusybutnotbad  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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This club is laid back and relaxed. The girls here are steadily getting better. Theyre not pushy either. The drinks are good but can be pricey but the staff tends to take care of loyal customers and will take care of you. Prices can vary since the girls are independent but the club has two for one dances Sunday Monday,Tues. 30.00 regular dances and 140.00 for the champagne

rooms. Some girls may charge less or more so ask first! But most follow these figures. Ugh 30 lapdances?!!!! But the new layout is waaaaay more private than other lapdance areas in other clubs. The champagne rooms are also pretty big with a loveseat. I also notice that for a stripclub they keep it clean! Ive been coming to this club for years and i have never had a bad experience!

No comment  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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Why are there no actual comments about the club? Does anyone have any info on what its like?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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Oh, he'll never stop with lame shit like that. Why don't you drop some more used cars on him? That sent him reeling!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 11 September, 2017
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Very weak.

Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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LOL. Nice try, Goontard, but I'm not giving you what you're looking for. You're not getting some threat to hunt you down. All you're getting is a promise to smack down your pathetic used-car slinging ass every time I see you troll this site. You are THROUGH here, Cupcake. You will behave yourself, or I will wipe my ass with you.

Rosalyn  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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Does Rosalyn still work here? Daytime, older Brazilian

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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Yeah, more huffing and puffing. Expected.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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Oh, they've had plenty of impact. All the ranting 6-packs pretending to be me, all the desperate pleading to stop or the FBI will be called.. All a by-product of the mental breakdown he's been suffering for years now because of my ability to recognize and come down on him every time he starts his trolling. And that's just this last week, and his latest "brilliant" scheme. I've been taking him apart for years, and he doesn't know which way is up anymore. That's the only goal on my part. Make sure he either stops permanently, or gets humiliated every time he starts up again.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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So just what about are you going to do to him? You going to post him to death? Words haven't had any impact. What have you got beyond your rambling posts for him? Just curious.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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Oh, and I know I just said stop your *trolling* topics, but you've lost access to your SAD_HOG posts, too, just for being a jackass and thinking that pretending to be me or scaring me away with the FBI was going to work. No more Sad Hogging for you. Plus they were useless posts, anyway. But hey, maybe if you apologize, I'll change my mind. LMFAO!!!! Apologize. Get it? ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: FBI  on Club Fantasies

posted on 10 September, 2017
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Sorry, Cupcake/Goontard, but the FBI isn't coming to save. The situation is simple, and I've already laid it out for you. Go away, and you'll be left alone. Keep trolling, with any of your multiple topics that are all marked, and I'll come down on you like a ton of used cars.

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