The Doll House Reviews

2.7

13205 U.S. 183

Austin, Texas 78750

eddyL

posted on 18 September, 2010
Joined 8 years ago
318 reviews posted
Overall Rating2.0
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.5
Overall Hospitality
3.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3
Variety of Dancers
1.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3
Value for Money, Drinks
2
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.5
Sound System and DJ
2

Yeah. I went looking for stockings/lingerie. As a woman actually looking to buy lingerie and/or a toy it's a little weird. Yes, there is a small selection of underthings and a very small selection of toys. But I think there's more to this than meets the eye. There's a sign out front telling me there is 1/2 off the door fee from 4-9 during the week. If you're a woman looking for something for yourself, Forbbiden Fruit is probably going to be a better idea.

Tee D.

posted on 8 November, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
3
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.5
Overall Hospitality
1.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
4
Variety of Dancers
3.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
3
OVerall Atmosphere
3
Sound System and DJ
2.5

After much speculation as to what the Doll House actually sold - doll houses? small asian ladies? men's lingerie? hookers? hand jobs? - and much research - phone calls, blog scouring, and ad scrutinizing - we decided to just go check it out. To be honest, I wasn't sure what to expect. Initially, I thought it was going to be like a Dreamer's - sans the pornographic movies. But after looking at some of their ads and reading a couple of inaccurate blog entries, I thought maybe they offered some private services that aren't publicly advertised. When we first walked into the Doll House, we encountered a small waiting area. For a second, I thought we had walked into a doctor's office or something - until a scantily-clad lady came out and led us into the "store": 400 sq feet that sold lingerie, the standard sex toys, and handjobs. I kid. Well, maybe not. There was a curtained off area in the back that I didn't enter, but I asked the potential-handjob-giver-lady what was back there. She told me that it's where they give "private shows" (handjobs), which they can tailor for couples (simultaneous or double handjobs?). Hm, I wonder if she thought the bf and I were there for a show. I could have used a handjob I guess, but since I don't have a penis, or cash to waste - I didn't bother to ask her how much her going rate was. Sorry guys, I should have gathered that pertinent info for you - you know, in case you're ever in need of a handjob. Anyway, the Doll House wasn't exactly what I thought it would be, but I guess I really wanted it to be more than it was - like a place I could buy small asian girls. You know, mini-versions of myself.

Nick M.

posted on 18 April, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
3
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.5
Overall Hospitality
3.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
4.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1
Value for Money, Food
3
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3

We went in here thinking it was a sex shop. We were half right.They have a very small collection of lingerie and sex toys, but they have several women there IN lingerie... so I think they might be in the business of selling something ELSE. If you want sex toys, go next door to AAA news... who has a much larger selection.If you're looking for lingerie or sex toys, look elsewhere... but if you're looking to pay money to go into a back room with women in lingerie, they can probably help you with that.Not sure how legal this place is, or what exactly is going on here, but I think you can probably figure that one out for yourself.

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