Hot Bodies Reviews

2.8

4134 Felter Lane #B

Austin, Texas 78744

Jeffry N.

posted on 18 April, 2015
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Great place good music. Two of the girls made me feel really comfortable. Club is welcoming. Good even on weekday. It's BYOB too so that's cool. Glad I gave it a chance

Anand A.

posted on 19 May, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
1
Sound System and DJ
1

Worst anything I've ever been too. Bachelor party gone bad when the group vote was to go here. Stay away. Not worth a penny. Unless u are looking for a farcical experience in which case this is the place for you.

harryharry

posted on 4 March, 2013
Joined 9 years ago
314 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Probably the worse club ever. I mean like you want me to spend my hard earn money, when you are not even trying hard to dance. I'm still trying to figure out how you can dance so slow to a fast song, like can we get some hustle out of you please. Oh! And let's not talk about how the dancers look :( can we say you shouldn't be dancing with no clothes off.

Johnnyboy123

posted on 26 December, 2012
Joined 8 years ago
294 reviews posted
Overall Rating4.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2
Variety of Dancers
3
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
3.5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3

Hot Bodies which my friends and I have affectionately referred to as "The Dirty". Things you should know about Hot Bodies is that it has a cheap cover and is BYOB. Other than that its your standard second tier strip club. Personally, I have seen some women here who should be working at much better places and I have seen some who should be paid to keep their clothes on.Its BYOB and you can see some action. If that's is your thing than Hot Bodies is your place. If not then move along. I will take the unpretentious action over the other places in S. Austin.