Kings Cabaret Reviews

1.2

1602 Market Center Boulevard

Dallas, Texas 75207

Harrison69

posted on 7 June, 2013
Joined 5 years ago
232 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1
Sound System and DJ
1.5

Wow, bad, and not in a good way.Was close to hotel, so I said why not.5 dollar cover, bunch of seedy characters outside. On entering your met with the typical seedy strip club environment, and the eventual let down compared to what your mind pictured.Alright, so I grab a beer from the troll bartender, the two girls sitting at bar could be linebackers. Hmmm, starting to worry.Sit down at a table and stare at the empty stage, 3 songs later a stripper finally comes out.She is a solid 4, girl next door look, a bit chubby. She flops around the stage for half a song then gets down to talk to a regular.Finally talk to a stripper, there are 2 girls working, dances are high mileage but 20 bucks. VIP section is 10, required for a dance...My advice, drive into city...

ryan123

posted on 10 April, 2013
Joined 9 years ago
345 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.5
Overall Hospitality
1.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.5
Variety of Dancers
1.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
1

My buddy drags me in here telling me this is where most strippers finish out there careers. This place has been around for years and was always popular with a much older crowd. The old school folks from oak cliff, east Dallas loved this place. I can't really figure out just why? Maybe they made stiff drinks or they were simply too wasted to notice just how foul these women looked. I can't imagine dropping $$ in a nice ladies drawers when her belly is so large you can't tell what drawers she is wearing. I mean we are talking hardcore foul looking ladies. Those poor ladies have slipped into the abyss of working at cole manor of strip clubs. I know they are now closer to the design district. I know not many of those people have any interest in visiting a place like this. I could barely see for the next few days after going there. The visions of really rough looking women trying to gyrate their goods everywhere. It was awful watching a woman dance then stop and her body was moving even though she was standing still.

fuck nigger

posted on 9 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.7
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

loud rap music, girls are ugly, fat like tire. won't go there anymore. This place sucks.

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