Montana Hideaway Reviews

2.9

12835 Montana Avenue

El Paso, Texas 79938

AssnTits5

posted on 17 January, 2013
Joined 8 years ago
352 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Sucks sweaty ones in here dude. Don't waste your $ on these broads homes. Go rub one out at home instead for free.

Assman

posted on 18 November, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

EPGUY

posted on 5 July, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.3
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
5

This place is great. The girls are truely there to make you enjoy yourself. Not a bunch of jackass bouncers like other clubs. Everyone is laid back. Makes for a very good time.

Han Solo

posted on 2 June, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.2
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

This club is truly a border experience. The vip dance is great, full contact. As stated before not the nicest club in town, but not rough. I've seen rough. Most of the women were very friendly, in terms of sit down and talk with you friendly. For the record i prefer a great attitude over great looks. Best time since the 6ft rule hit the in-town clubs.

Gopher

posted on 14 January, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Really rough. Some of the girls are great. Check out Samantha....a little on the older side, but she knows what she is doing!! Great "Eat me" panties.

johnnyc

posted on 13 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

No comment for this review

Joe

posted on 27 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

That other guy is right it is nasty, just the way I like it.

It is right out of the Kill Bill movie. Dark, dingy, with a rough edge to it. Not your high class place but the girls are willing to play. All of them are Mexican girls (nice brown skin and beautiful bodies,mmmm), many or them are from Juarez across the border. It is byob (dont buy drinks there as they are expensive), but bring extra so you can sit and drink with the girls, some are very friendly. This is the border experience at it's best and for 20$, you get to touch all over. Wooooweeeee

GUEST

posted on 4 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.4
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

If you're looking for somewhere to rid you of those strip club cravings, then this one's for you. Montana Hideaway is by-far the nastiest, skankiest club ever.

Sadly, I went there and the first girl out on stage (Maxine I think), actually had a tampon string dangling between her legs. So I looked away, and saw two fat cockroaches scurrying around the back of the stage.

Montana Hideaway by name, but it's 'Montana Stayaway' for me.

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