Lindsay at the door is incredible!!!Great girls inside as well! Make sure to check out the vip lounge
4 STARS! Let's talk food. Ribeye was perfection. I did medium. So juicy and full of flavor. Actually better than my steak at Ruth's Chris but I was hungrier this night. There was just enough fat to keep the juices flowing. It cut easily with a knife. The mashed potatoes were fluffy and not over salted or drenched in butter; light and tasteful. The broccli was super fresh, bright green and seasoned with a pinch of salt. The meal was on the menu for $27. Well worth every penny. The wait staff in the upstairs VIP room was more than accommodating. Anything we needed they brought. Our bartender memorized all of our names which made this dinner classy and business-like.
Drink prices are ridiculous and the service in non-existent. The lap dances are average but definitely not worth the effort
The strip club, a valued part of the American males arsenal of entertainment options. With that thought in mind say hello to The Palace Mens club. Located just inside loop 410 near Starcrest this venerable bastion for all things slightly tawdry is a San Antonio staple for men looking to celebrate some of my favorite things. Booze, cigars, bad lighting & the female form.To be honest I only ever go to the Palace twice a year. First there's the Cowgirl Breakfast. What's that you might ask? It's a MUCH better alternative to the Cowboy Breakfast. Rather than getting up at ass-thirty with 100,000 of San Antonio's finest dumb asses for a free breakfast taco in crappy weather, you can stroll into The Palace at 9:00am, order a Bloody Mary, belly up to a fantastic & FREE buffet (that's loaded with far more than breakfast tacos) & then enjoy the sights & sounds of some lovely naked ladies celebrating the start of the rodeo in style with you. If you stick around long enough the breakfast buffet turns into a lunch buffet of the highest caliber. Still free.The only other time I answer the siren sound of the neon lights & sweet scented fog machine is when the local heroes, aka the San Antonio Spurs, are rendered into zeroes after being eliminated from the playoffs. That's when myself & several unnamed co-workers (protecting the innocent.) head to The Palace to take a deep breath, exhale, drink in good cheer & introduce ourselves to the talent. That brings us to the salient point of this review, what does this place have to offer. The Palace is no different from any other establishment that offers the same services. The drinks are expensive, lacking in an excess of liquor & generally not your best option for getting a buzz..So know the score before heading in. It's going to cost & you're going home alone. If you're fine with those parameters then there's no reason why you can't enjoy yourself here.
Was at the club a few minutes and got the digits from a beautiful nice stripper named Allison who is from Austin. Several texts throughout the night after I was at the Palace and other occasions w/ promises to meet up;) Few nights later met up w her at another club, Area. Only paid $10 cover and $5 for drinks and it was a successful night ;)
Does anyone know of a dancer named Vanessa? She is a cute little red head. I knew her when she danced in Pittsburgh and wanted to get in touch since I will be in San Antonio next week.
Hi all, does Mirage still work there? Totally hot. Great dancer.
What's the problem here? The website sucks, I cannot believe how outdated you get your website? You can get web developers for $25 a hour to update your website, I guess you guys think you don't need to advertise? Maybe you should check with the ladies, I am sure they would have a different opinion!
Seriously!!! All-Stars!!!! LOL...if you are looking for a club that caters to sprts fans who are not interested in topless girls go there. Also, I hope you like balloons... Will admit that the palace is for more distinguished guests.. Hottest girls work the week nights mainly Tuesday-Thursday. Love Eva, Lauren, Serenety, and Anna.
who is the hottest and gives the best dance
We visited this club about two weeks ago. I had a great time overall, but I was a bit turned off by a specific dancer I saw getting finger-banged in the corner for 8-10 dances(Serenity). It was not the coolest thing to see, but to each his/her own. Some people like that, I don't. We ended up (my boyfriend & I) getting dances from this incredible dancer named Adonis. She was such a sweetheart too and she knows how to give the perfect lap dance to get you aroused w/o being a whore about it. I'll be back in to see her for sure. Another favorite of mine is Bree, tiny little thing, but moves so gracefully. It's hard to get time w/her as she is always giving someone a dance, LOL. Love Always, Valerie
Dude, don't waste your time at this over-rated/pimped out joint, I would highly recommend ALL-STARS, hottest babes in SA, free cover with your room key, and watch your favorite sports team on the abundant HD Flat Screen TV's galore.
I will be coming over Friday to get the hell out of the way of IKE, does anyone know if the club is providing any specials for evacuation victims (drink specials/No cover, etc)? Also, who are the hottest girls to ask for? Thanks
Where's the talent???????? I was in there last night with a couple of business associates from Houston, and I am sorry to report this club is way over-rated! Beautiful decor, but the talent is by far below standards. Lazy cottage cheese chicks, who seem more interested in hanging out by the left of the stage, then working the floor. We did not see one chick that was above a 7 all-night! If this is the best SA has to offer, then welcome to the minor leagues. This club cannot hold a candle to Houston or Dallas strip clubs.
What nights do you two babes work?
I will be traveling to SA for the first time later this month, and it would be helpful if some of the regular patrons could post some scouting reports on the current hottest ladies, and which ones to stay away from? Also, does this club have a champagne room?
I think we should post some of our pics. we need to do another photoshoot.. then post them here and then they can know who to ak for when they come into the club... love ya, xoxo
check out azul I used to date her man she can ride and has an awesome body. prolly the best sex ever
Hey Serenety!!! We should post some of our double pics!!! XOXO
First shift of the day I saw an old broad whose face could stop a clock. I could deal with a slightly sloppy body better than a medusa face.
Hi sexxy lauren!!!! love that pic you posted. see you at work. kisses .... serenety
well Aloha there hot stuff. Any club you are dancing at must be the big kahuna !
This is not a dead or dying club. I check this website every six months or so. Not alot of people know of this website. I work every Thursday - Saturday. Check out my photo. I attatched it to this message. XOXO
Why not - dead or dying club?
Been away for a few years and wondering if Jay is still dancing at the Palace. This girl had the largest areolas I had ever seen on a women.
Hey ladies. I currently am in Dallas thought I'd move farther south. I don't know how to ask this delicately, but my main money customer base is middle-age white businessmen. I don't do well with young party guys or latinos. It's nothing personal, just my look and business background make it easy to score $$ with the business guys. Can someone please give me their take on this club, and also how is the payout/tipout there? Does your club skim off vip dances or just a flat house payout? Any info would be appreciated. Thanks! :-)
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Does anyone know if Lissette still works there? Incredible body. Great dancer.
So here's what I found out about the club as I visited this week. The women are beautiful, hot, sexy, etc. The only problem is that you have to watch what you wear. My friend and I wore jeans and t-shirts and didn't get any women stopping by our table. We're good looking guys too. There were some old guys with dress shirts and pants and the women were all over the. The problem was, both me and my friend each had $1000 sitting in our wallets waiting to be spent and in the end we left with most of it. So wear a drss shirt and I'm sure you'll have a good time.
Thanks Incognito... Any idea if she is still dancing and maybe where? I kinda figured she got fired because from what I understand she was having problems with almost every girl in ther club.
Rachel was fired because of her attitude with the majority of the customers
Two things, first Harley and Britney are two of the most gorgeous women in the world and both give dances that are very fulfilling. Second, quick question... used to be a dancer here named "Rachel" she was a tall red head older dancer but very friendly. Anyone know where she is now?
I'm from Louisiana and my boyfriend and i will be moving to SA really soon so that he can go to school. I dance at a club here in LA and i make around $300-$700 a night. I just wanna know what clubs in SA are good for Black women. I'm 5'5 (5'10 in heels) and in really good shape. I'm from the suburbs so there isn't much "ghetto-ness" in me. Just wondering where the chocalate is in SA! kisses, Kyra
went to this club for lunch, had a great time. most of the girls were 7 on a 1-10 scale. was there for a couple of hours. Didnt get attacked like you do at some clubs for dances. definately recommend Sophia if you plan on getting a dance. had a great time with her.
I have never had a bad time at the club, so many beautifull women, my all time favorite is a lovley girl named Stephanie. Blonde, tall , just a dream to be with. One you will not forget!
Serenety...I guess you're back. I heard your husband made you leave The Palace over a fight for $60. Then you worked at the SA Mens Club then in Austin. Also heard you and him split but now ar back together. I am a day regular
Hey, I've been to this club three times (in less than two weeks) and I've yet to have a bad time. Haven't seen a single unattractive girl in there yet. Karen is definatly my favorite though.
Hello to all..... I hope you enjoy the Palace Men's Club. I have worked here for almost two years and I enjoy what I do. We do have alot of beautiful women who work here and we make your trip here fun and leave you with lots of sweet memories. So come out to see us. Kisses, Serenety
Well boys it's a bad day for us all. Diamond has retired from the business. I wish her the best of luck and I will miss her.
hi. i am going to be moving to the area and am looking for a club to work at. what kind of money is to be made here? any info would help a lot. thanks
I visited San Antonio last December. This was one of the best strip clubs I have ever been to. The girls were awesome and the lab dancces were incredible. I highly recommend
have to say that this has to be one of the best clubs I have ever worked at. Trey Maddox has got to be one of the best managers to ever run a strip club, next to Frank Satello, and I so miss everyone there...including our wonderful owners, Steve and Hercules....not to mention, most importantly, all the wonderful guests that I so much remember, especially Richard Secord....I miss you all. I am at Sugar's in Austin Tx., and will visit soon. If you haven't had the chance to visit this club, by all means, please do so. You will have the time of your life, and meet the most wonderful people. Introduce yourself to our General Manager, Trey Maddox. He will take care of you.
i too agree with the comments. $20 lap dances. Specials on food. Jenesca has left me with fond memories for ever (I spent time with her in 1996 - and today is 2006 ! ).
Just to answer a few questions from other postings. No Heather Love or Jay work there anymore. Also there is no three foot law right now.
Wandering...does San Antonio have the three foot rule now?
I just went to the Palace for the first time and met Devon. She is a wonderful woman with whom I enjoyed spending the evening: she is kind; she is enjoyable to engage in conversation; she is fun; she has a good head on her shoulders; she is sensual and beautiful in all ways. Please treat her kindly and tip her well. BTW the middle three digits should be 814....
Another one from her!!!!!!
She's the one I was talking about......Lauren!!
Does anyone know if Heather Love or Jay still work there?
This is a must stop at place. Mostly beautiful women. Not real pushy. I had lap dances from Athena (the most gorgeous girl in TX), Selena & Peaches. Well worth the time.
The best club ever. Not too big not too small. This is where the top Vegas quality beautiful women work at in San Antonio. Getting lap dances from Lauren is a MUST !!!!!
One of the classier clubs of this type. Diappoited that the girls do not dance totally nude...must be a Texas thing! Touch factor very igh. Ginger made me feel like the only man in the club. Didn't see a dog in the bunch. Well worth the bundle I dropped in the place.
I am a dancer in Kansas City and am relocating to San Antonio in January. Can anyone tell me about this club? What are the requiremants to danvce there? Tattoo/piercing free? Certain chest size? I don't know the rules there.
Still one of the best clubs in SA, spent a few hours there last month, great looking dancers, some natural some not. Good touch factor, really appreciated the extra effort of the management to take care of my party. Two thumbs up.
Coming to SA on business. Going to be stuck downtown. Is there a shuttle/limo or anything from downtown hotels like at some clubs?
The palace is great. We went in a big group and planned on staying for about an hour but ended up staying all night. All the girls are hot, my favorite is Jenna. She's got legs and an butt to die for. Most of all the girls did really good stage shows and if you plan on spending some money, definately go to the palace.
I must agree that this is one of the finer clubs that I have been in. I did not see one girl there that was not at least an 8. Even my waitress was hot! Must say that Devin was something to behold. She was very friendly by the end of the night. I am still having daydreams about this one. I will definitely be back to see her when in SA.
Okay, what's the touch factor here and in Austin/SanAntonio in general? I tend to prefer a more hands on experience, but only if the club is worthy. Any ideas for somebody coming into town next week?
If for some reason The Palace is too crowded you may want to try All Stars. Given a lot of other clubs in town may have younger girls, the palace still has it's fair share of young and mature women alike. I really can not say that they are carbon copy or that they are washed up cocaine dancers. I do know that as a male customer, I love being approached by a classy, beautiful, clean entertainer. You can also tell that about 90 percent of the girls in this club work hard to have entertainer quality bodies unlike other girls in other clubs. Having fake breasts or not is irrelevant to me. My wife and I visit there frequently so I know for sure management is couple friendly. Hope you go and have fun.
we call the palace the retirement home for strippers. most of the girls are good barbie doll looking girls however substance abuse mostly cocaine is frequently used among the girls. up tight atmosphere. carbon copy fake girls.
My favorite girl is Bridget. She is lean, tan, big tits, and beautiful.She is great.
The Palace sure gets high grades from every one here. I'll be in town for the Final Four this weekend and will try to check it out. If as others have said, every VIP who comes to down ends up at the Palace, I expect it to be pretty crowded. Can some of you guys rate some of the other clubs in town? If the Palace was just too crowded, where else would you go? Also, is the Palace or any of the other clubs couples friendly? Thanks!
Thanks for the advice guys. I went tonight and loved what I saw. I got several dances from Lauren. She is tall, very slender brunette with curves in all the right places. I believe she is white but has a very tan, sexy latin look. Definitely recommend her.
The Palace in SA is most definately the top gentleman's club around. The atmosphere is classy and the girls are all beautiful. My favorites are Lauren, Raven, and Angel. These girls really know how to have a conversation with you and you don't even realize how much you are spending. They make you have a good time without the feeling of being hustled. The palace receives a 10 from me!!!!
...oops, that previous message should read: (esp. IF rumors of record blackmarks are true).
Hey SA attorney--I hope you get to see this but how about starting a class action suit against the city for it's gestapo like treatment of the dancers with the dumb new laws. It seems like it could have merit (free speech, religion, cruel & unusual (esp. rumors of record blackmarks are true)). One councilor w/ actual nuts voted "nay", saying true intentions are morality based.--True
By far the most beautiful looking girls in San Antonio. This is truly a gentlemens club. If you are looking for cheap price food and drinks this is not the club for you. A couple of other clubs down Loop 410 will give you that plus fat or ugly girls, fights, and a whole lot of kid gangsta look. This place is definatally above the rest. Every celebrity that come to town will probably be seen there.( Up stairs in the members only most likely) The hottest girls there by far are Lauren and Raven.
as far as i know she has quit dancing, she was waitressing for a while but soon after quit.i also used to work there but no one talks about what shes doing now anymore.
Anyone know if Reagan still dances at the Palace??????? She is without a doubt the sexiest dancer I have ever seen! Took more money from me than anyone else ever by far. I come to town periodically but don't see her anymore. Hope she hasn't retired from dancing (She was into bodybuilding and had appeared in Muscle Mag I believe.) I'll go anywhere anytime anyplace to see her!! Please help! Thanks!