Crystal City Restaurant Reviews

3.4

422 23rd Street South

Arlington, Virginia 22202

Stan

posted on 30 September, 2017
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.7
Quality of the Dancers
3.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.5
Variety of Dancers
4
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3
Value for Money, Food
3.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3
Sound System and DJ
3

wide variety of dancers, most nights there are about 15 girls of which 5 are really great looking, 5 are average and 5 should find some other employment. Dancers dance 1 song on stage then walk the room looking for tips before heading to the smoking room stage for another dance/tip parade. Best part of club is that most girls are friendly (in a hands free way) and can hold a decent conversation

Luke

posted on 19 July, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.6
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Owner lost a huge lawsuit. By by $6.5 million. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person. He enslaves Russian dancers into lives of prostitution. Shameful.

Tom

posted on 16 July, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.6
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Hard to prove Labor Law violations. Everything in cash. No records. Girls forced to perjure themselves several times now by him and his lawyer.

Adam

posted on 16 July, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.6
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Labor law violations galore in here. Dancers under full control of Owner but he fraudulently claims they are not employees. Labor Department now on notice.

Luis

posted on 8 July, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.5
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

They discriminate against Hispanics. Treat us like crap. Dancers refuse private dances. Managers openly push us out of smoking bar for white customers.

Thomas

posted on 8 July, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.5
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

An unusual strip club. Dancers not bad and hate the owner

Jerome

posted on 19 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.6
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Man this place freaks me out. Anything goes. Old guy Manager is pimp daddy. Tip him $100 and you get anything u want in private room. Food ok. Beer

Cliff

posted on 18 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.5
Overall Hospitality
1.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
1
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
2
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Not bad place to see men. I'm gay. Everyone asks why I go to female strip club. Where else do you find so may horny good looking men in one place. Bring these guys back to Freddies or Tortoise and you would be surprised how lucky a guy can get.

Omar

posted on 18 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.7
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
2
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Get a private dance with girls who do extras. Worth the money. Everything goes. Creepy manager gets rocks off watching. Food ok. Beer/Wine overpriced.

Paul

posted on 17 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.9
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
1
Overall Hospitality
1
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Cheap food. Overpriced beer

Joe

posted on 11 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
1.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2
Overall Hospitality
2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Located in good spot but in run down row of buildings. Private Dance extras pricey for full nude. BJ runs $150 unless you choose skanky girls. Full fuck $250 and need manager to stand outside so no one can see. Old mgr a perv

Vinny

posted on 10 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.7
Quality of the Dancers
1
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Very disappointed. Place is a hole in the wall. You have to go to the rundown Chinese Restaurant next door to get a drink. Confusion everywhere. Only positive was extras in private dance room. BJ for $100. Nasty waitresses who reserve tables just to rack up tips to get a table while most tables sit empty with reserved signs.

Art

posted on 9 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating0.7
Quality of the Dancers
2
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
0.5
Variety of Dancers
0.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1
Sound System and DJ
0.5

Not much of a strip club. Very outdated. Terrible sound system. Stage lighting system circa 1980. Waitresses and Bartenders are ancient fossils. Dancers are not bad but totally disorganized place.

pjb6581

posted on 29 March, 2016
Joined 2 years ago
1 review posted
Overall Rating3.7
Quality of the Dancers
3
Private Dances, Value for Money
4
Overall Hospitality
4
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.5
Variety of Dancers
4
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.5
Value for Money, Drinks
4
Value for Money, Food
3.5
OVerall Atmosphere
4.5
Sound System and DJ
3.5

great place for a drink and a steak and some friendly female company. Lets stop bashing these guys and give them a break.

dopeboy19

posted on 11 February, 2016
Joined 2 years ago
76 reviews posted
Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

First time at CCR vicki was my bartender Rick was the manager greeted me after my visit was recommended the burger with tots and gravy with absolutely phenomenal I would recommend this establishment 2ne1

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