NE Cruiser

posted on 26 June, 2012
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

They do have a no contact policy and they do enforce it, but

it is still a fairly good time. The girls, while not much

for variety (mostly skinny to average white girls) seem to

enjoy themselves and don't force anything. It does take a

bit of knowledge to find the place, but for the price and

ladies I would call it worth it. I defi itely recommend

seeing if Talia is working...

Surge

posted on 15 July, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.4
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Was pleasantly suprised at how fun this place was based on the on-line reviews. Went on a Thursday 18+ night. 6 girls rotating maybe 3 times during the night. A couple special bachelor party stage dances. $15 private dances were not much better then the $2 stage dance. The best part was all the local young talent in the audience. The dancers would lift thier tops off and rub those bare chest. Like Spring Break in Vermont. No hand contact was stickly enforced by the female bouncer. Besides that it was a very fun evening.

Notintotwigs

posted on 12 May, 2011
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Overall Rating3.1
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

My guy and I went up last weekend. Music was great - too loud but great, girls really knew how to work the crowd (loved the girl who took the top off the female customer!) but way too skinny. Most has little to no boobs. Cover was reasonable. Needs more seating.

once and for all

posted on 6 January, 2010
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Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

The place is open, it has been open for years. The one everyone thinks is closed was the WRAP, which burned years ago. Stop with the stupid comments everyone, we know the posters are the people from the other club in VT. Not fooling anyone anymore guys:)

MIKE

posted on 31 December, 2009
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Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Club has been closed for years.

KiCkNbAcKCnTrY

posted on 8 November, 2009
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Overall Rating1.9
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

The club is small, dark and filled with females that are young,dumb and some what trampy... a few of the dancers are amazing and can actually dance, the others are merely rewarding their mediocrity with a simple shake and a couple hair flips.. overall, not quite as exciting as one would expect. there seems to be a lot of over serving and irritional drunk idiots wandering their way in and out of the bar....there appeared to be a gentlemen sitting by the bar in a chair that seemed as though he was to pass out, as if he were home... weird.. upon further inquisition learned the gentleman was in fact the operator of the club and was enjoying his night off.... apparently... the girls that could dance and were personable,deserve better advertising and hopefully pursue other career options as i believe they may be wasting their time.

truth

posted on 7 October, 2009
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Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

This place is still open, the people who post that it is closed are from the only other club in Vermont, the one in Barre. The club that closed was the WRAP and it burned years back. Hardbosies is still open, but hard to find.

MARC

posted on 20 September, 2009
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Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

THIS CLUB HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR YEARS, I GO TO PLANET ROCK IN BARRE

Call me Johnny

posted on 20 July, 2009
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Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Hardbodies is NOT closed . . . I hear that some other club in WRJ is closed

following a fire several years ago, but this place is not closed, just ridiculously

hard to find.

Rachel

posted on 19 July, 2009
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Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

CHUCK

posted on 10 May, 2009
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Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

CLUB HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR YEARS

etc

posted on 27 August, 2008
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Overall Rating2.8
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Impossible to get a dance. You have to ask for dances. No problem, but it's impossible when the women just stand around and refuse to make eye contact with anybody. I'm not going to tackle a girl just to get a dance. If you're happy watching the girls on stage, this is a great place. If you want to spend real money, keep driving west until you're out of Vermont.

flatlander

posted on 18 September, 2007
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Overall Rating3.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

This is definitely the weirdest strip club that I've ever visited in my life. First there's the location...it's off I-91 North (Exit 11)...go towards White River Junction and take the first Right onto Sykes Avenue, then take another Right just after the Toyota dealer to get to the parking lot of the local bowling alley. No, I'm not kidding...the club is located behind Shenanigan's bar (formerly known as Cactus Jack's) and is actually attached to the bowling alley. No, I'm still not kidding. You can get to the club either by going into the hillbilly bar and making your way to the very back door or going into the bowling alley and going to the far right of the alley (I was blocked from doing the latter due to a teeny-bopper bowling party...no, I'm not kidding!)...the bathrooms for Hollywood's are the bowling alley's bathrooms. The club apparently opens at 7 PM on most nights and closes at 1 AM ("last call for private dances" occurs about 45 mins earlier though...weird). They have an 18+ night or two at the beginning of the week. The club's website did basically correctly indicate who would be dancing on the night I was there recently. The club is basically one smallish room. You enter and the doorman will take your $5 cover charge, then the bar is on your left and the two main private dance areas (they are booths with a curtain across them) are on your right. To the left a little further into the club is the large stage area where most of the fun, topless action happens. The DJ and the dancer dressing room are located towards the back of the room on the right behind some mirrors. At the very back of the club were some couches and what appeared to be another lap dance area that wasn't in use when I was there. I swear that I saw just as many titties from the young, female customers as from the younger dancers...it was insane at times. The private dances appeared to be few and far between...most of the 5 or so dancers circulated, but they appeared to be mostly talking to locals or regulars. The private dance that I had was totally nude and full-grind on her part...inches away from my face in fact ($15/song). This club has a strictly no-touch policy though..."you touch and you go...no three strikes...your first strike will get you tossed" as the DJ said over and over and over. The girls that were dancing here got a ton of tips at the stage railing though, and they rewarded the givers of those tips with quite a personalized show with much topless contact on their part. The dancers were all in their 20s or younger, and they were all natural (one girl's huge, natural breasts were amazing). I would definitely NOT travel all the way to this club (it's about equidistant between Burlington, VT and Concord, NH...about an hour's drive either way), but if you are in the upper CT River Valley or just passing through...you should give them a try. You can always bowl a few strings or see a cover band at the other bar though...very, very weird...but true. Don't listen to the hype about this club being closed or burned down...neither is the case. It's one of only two known strip clubs in VT.

NE Back Attack

posted on 17 September, 2007
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Overall Rating2.2
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Ok, after circling this elusive little joint and calling their number, I finally found it. Its really sketchy that you walk past grandparents and kids bowling to get to the entrance thats on the side of the final bowling lane! It would be way more comfortable if there was another entrance. Once you are in there, its pretty fun. The ambiance is zero, but thats not the point i guess, is it?

NOT OPEN

posted on 29 May, 2007
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Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

NOT OPEN-CLOSED