Why do all these college aged white girls like black guys . Stop fucking with thugs and niggers.. they'll leave you pregnant . Get a real man to take care of you
I know GISELLE had a black boyfriend, She must like everything BIG in her big booty!
If you want info so badly go into the club and ask yourself if you wanna see Giselle's fat average sorority looking ass . Or you could find a pretty skinny girl to dance with. But sure pretend to be other customers while you write reviews about yourself Giselle and claim everyone's jealous of you . It's a great look
I'm from Washington and haven't been to the club in a long time. But I've definitely seen some 9 and 10s in each of those places before. Very hard to find I agree. But most of the 9 and 10s give the most boring dances that's why most guys only talk about the 7s here
I was the one who was in town from NY and I must say Seattle clubs is slacking in terms of beautiful women Pandoras, Ricks and Kittens is where I ventured and not one 9 or 10. Guess I'm spoiled coming from Manhattan. And its such a shame of the alcohol law in this state IDK how going to these clubs is any fun. Guess every guy thats goes to these clubs is just high off something and looking to get off but absolutely not a fun environment. SMH go to Starlets in NY, thank me later bring $$$.
Why is when a guy asks about a dancers schedule it turns into a bash? Just want info, not into other dancers bashing other dancers.
Sounds like a hater dancer again....get a life and focus on yourself.
Giselle writes posts about herself pretending she has regulars . She's overweight and average looking and the DUFF in the London duo. Stop talking about her , she's whiny, maybe a 5 and gross
Bet it was neela
She wasn't fired, and she got in an altercation with another girl. I'm sure she will be back soon.
Anna at LCV is out of shape. She has a beer gut. Her face was never good looking. She's much pushier than in the past because I doubt she's getting many dances.
She will be back probably this week
Does she offer take out?
No extras from Holly but def smokin hot
Anna is like going thru the Brown Bear Car wash. Sit back, relax, get serviced and leave refreshed
Don't believe that Giselle is at Kittens, permanently. About four months ago, she told me she works occasionally at Kittens. This could just be another occasion. If anyone spots her dancing at Kittens for a few months, but not at Pandora's during the same time, it might be true. I doubt she was "fired." Certainly not for extras. She probably just got fed up with Joe Walker and quit, as many dancers have.
You're in every day so believe you?
fired for extras?
She is at Kitten's
What happened? is she at another club now she was a fav
Gizelle is no longer dancing at this club, she was fired
Try vee, Rose, or Vanessa
Any really chubby dancers here..... Ok ok so what that's what I like.
This is satire and probably an old post. Lola hasn't been at the club for over a week and Celeste makes her way to more customers than I can keep track. Friendly reminder that If you seek something to be true, go in and find out yourself.
Anna at LCV has NEVER been the best service ever. That's like saying Walmart is the best store ever. Its cheap, serves a purpose and gets a job done
Went i this weekl, it was a little slow tried dancing with Lola but I guess I am not her type of customer as she just is not doing it for me. Moved on a new girl however was so unimpressed I don't remember her name. Tried getting time with Celeste but she was slammed. . Night for me was a fail.
No, it's a different one, but the other Anna is still at LCV, best service ever. This Anna at Pandoras is pretty good too, awesome t and a
What days does she dance?
Is this the older anna who has been at lcv for years and ricks back in the day?
That's the same dipshit that patrols these sites looking for anyone saying anything good about a dancer or club. In his loser-ass mind, these are merely self promotions.
And where's your proof Asswipe??
2:30 pm Anna, Anya, Ava, Rio, Imagine, Entice, Nova, Daniella and a few others.
LMAO- sure you did.
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A few years ago I gave a dancer head in a Portland club until she came. She didn't touch me, but it was a blast.
my favorite girl is alize... hot young and grinds hard.
About Holly, I think she is the hottest girl there. I got dances from her months ago. There were no extras involved at all. Still, sexy dances tho. Has she come over to the dark side? Do you care to elaborate?
Also Adriana. Tip
Best ROI Sat late shift at Ricks are Kristen, Holly
I don't get the Ava hate. Nice girl with fake parts. Not crazy like Jessica, not wild like Devious, not old like Ducati, not wasted like Morgan, not stuck-up face like Mercedes/Princess, not a Barbie MILF like the other Mercedes, not robotic like Dallas, not cheap like Anna, not a Kardashian wannabe like Diamond... each their own I guess.
she's always busy.
Alexis and London I think get past those 2 for looks.
Ava was in last week, she seemed pretty busy.
And the can of worms is open.
Your mom just started here yesterday. Saw her in the VIP sucking some dudes dick. Does that answer your question Asswipe? LMFAO>
Haven't checked here or been to this place in months and still talking about the same raggedy girls LMFAO what girls are new here if any?
No extras. Amazing stage. Good for enthusiatic grinds in the back.
Whenever a dancer sees a post she doesn't like about herself she screams jealousy as the cause . It's hilarious. For the record London and ruby I'd consider beyond a 5 or 6
Why does the opinion of one guy matter so much to you ? Jeez these girls must be yanking you hard
Ohhhh this is an invitation for
Planning to book a VIP room for a bach outing Saturday night. Who's the best night shift package at Ricks?
So if Ava and Harlow is that, who is higher??? Who are you in the club to see? Why are you at the club of you complain so much? Oh, is it because you actually have to be there? Like a dancer? Sounds like jealous and envy to me. Peace
I would add a couple more to the list that are talked about here a bunch. Guys tend to over blow any girl that touches them.
so no hj bj fs in Portland stripjoints ever, hrmm?
don't thank us cause YOU PAY FOR THAT SHITY DANCE!!!!DUMBASS!!!!
IF i were in PORTLAND I would go right on the PUSSY FOR SALE instead of fuckup stripjoint!!!
Max one could get in Portland clubs is two way touching, else it's just lame air or light contact dances, Seattle dancers are way more intimate. Tell me name of one Portland club that can compare with Seattle club on private dance Menu, solid grounding is given in Seattle club, thank you Seattle dancers for taking your job seriously, bye bye Portland as far as I am concerned
She comes in week days mid-day I think.
Exactly Pandoras is way better depending on what you're there for. Portland is okay if you're mostly just looking.
I agree with you Kit Kat and other Portland clubs have way more stunning girls, but Portland clubs have lame private dances, girls there don't even do any serious grinding, hj and bj are out of question , girls at Pandoras offer much more love than any clubs in Portland
You'd be stunned to know that strippers actually ride dick quite frequently here . Except maybe not yours . You might actually be that fat and ugly even money can't save you . But no , she's just as bad as monse in terms of cleanliness
No but there's a blow up doll you can buy on amazon that would probably look more natural
Numero uno at a club filled with 3 or lowers. She's a 5 or 6. Guarantee you she wouldnt land a gig at Portland clubs , I was at Kit Kat last week and the girl on stage was a 9 version of Harlow . Brown hair , big eyes . Actually looked like Elisa Dunkshu not the dumpster dive strip club version
You got no sense of sensuality and sexy, Harlow is epitome of hot sexy femme fatale. She is number uno at Pandoras. I have not seen Ava, so can't comment on that...
Fuck You Troll.
Any Ava sightings?
Full service? Lol fake news. Just a bitter dancer
Classiest ????!!!! She offers full service and has men lined up to see her every shift to get wanked leaving her no time to even clean up after herself . Give me a FUCKING break
The only hot girls at this club according to this list are over 30 years old . That's sad . Again , go to joeys sports bar and find a girl that looks just like Allie but in the 21-25 range. Also I always thought Allie had rather chunky legs
I agreee with ya she has gotten a little bigger but it's in all the right places, I approve ? and for sure one of the best/classiest at the club. Pretty sure most would ageee on that here
No shit. That's because all the fat losers that frequent this club think those girls are hot. These are the type of guys that sit around all day watching porn. I don't think either of those girls are worthy of my money either.
Allies prob busy with her day job and family matters, she's gotten a lil thick in the hips, but that's hardly noticeable on a woman with such a gorgeous figure. Glad she's still around, always classy, one of the best vets.
I was offered "extra" during a 2nd song with summer but had to decline when I realized it was her and not the area that smelled like hot fecal matter. Please wipe well after shitting, thanks.
I'm gonna say it again but Harlow has got to be the most overrated dancer at Pandora's . Her body is disproportionate, she's old, rambles on for hours narcissistcly about herself and her life . She's the least common denominator out of the ugly overweight girls that work day shift. I've seen hotter girls at 2 am at Walgreens than Harlow . Go to Spyce , spearmint rhino or any other other club in Portland if you want to see someone actually hot and under the age of 30 . Also I'm adding Ava to this list . Way too much work done , whats natural or even sexy about her????. The waitresses at Joeys sports bar would make better strippers than half of the girls at Pandora's
Saw Allie yesterday so appears she is still working it.
Spotted Summer in the back alley working over a dude. Has she expanded her menu?
Was in last Saturday and spotted a newbie trim hot blonde dressed in fishnet. Anyone know her name, menu?
Good advice to check out the parking lot as an indication of how busy a club might be, but the two Seattle clubs that are most discussed on this board have deceivingly small parking lots:
1. Pandora's has only about 38 parking spaces. Even when it's full, that's not a good indication that much is going on inside. If you see overflow parking in the front of the building, on-street, and at the neighboring bar to the north, then business is good at that moment. However, if you step inside, wait at the cashier for a moment and notice if both stages are in use. Pandora's opens the second stage when there are at least 10 dancers present.
2. Kittens is similar. It's a big club with a small parking lot. Like Pandora's you can walk up to the cashier, and get a good view of the club from there, before deciding to pay admission. Both stages are easily visible from there. You can use that to guide your decision.
Had not been ito Pandora's is about a year and decided to check it out. What a let down and I am sorry Ii did. Maybe Monday is the C team or I hit it on a bad week but it was not that way in the past. Girls were all a bit green or appeared on something and the vets that used to be hot all have thighs that touch now. Is this the normal Monday now or did I get a bad night?
She is a vet been at it awhile but still has a great personality and body!! You will have fun with her if your easy going.
Obviously you don't read the Kittens board.
For looks go to LCV right after work befor 7 and you will get the mix of mid day hotness love Brandy, Kendra etc. and the young night time girls trying to build up a customer base. If you can't get in befor 7 then wait until 10 and see which club has the fullest parking lot. That will tell you which clube is better that night for girls as customers tend to flock to them. Just my .02
Where's JESSIE? I need a cheap release:---) ,,,,
Go to stage when you find a girl you like. Tip $5. Wait for comeby. Negotiate. Worst case, your out $5.
Only available at nights I presume. Plenty of fish to catch during the day for that service but as far as nights go I've had one minor success with a gal named Harlow and she isnt even an ATF of mine. But if budget isnt limited and willing to spend Id neogotiate what u want and see if they bite
Comparing most things in NY to Seattle will be disappointing
Meant to add: True, DG-Ricks doesn't have a board on this website, but if you're a member of www.tuscl.net, it has reviews there. Considering you're travelling from New Yawk, it would be a good investment to pay to join TUSCL, just for your trip here, alone. I think a month's membership is less than $10. Start with that, and then see if you want to continue. $90 for lifetime membership, or a 30 days free each time you submit a review.
The Rick's that you may be referring to was acquired by the Deja Vu chain in 2011, and is now known as Dreamgirls at Ricks. It is not at all the caliber of "entertainment" that the old Ricks was. But, it's on the same street as Pandora's, only a mile north. So, if you want an evening of club hopping, Pandora's, DG-Ricks, and Deja Vu, Lake Forest Park are all within three miles of each other on the same street (Lake City Way/Bothell Way). There is no other place in the Puget Sound Region where three clubs are that close.
I prefer Ricks vs Kittens. Kittens has too many hustlers. Rooms are good values but lower quality dancers. Ricks has higher quality but limited mileage until you become a frequent flyer
Just FYI the girls at these Seattle clubs are no where near NY caliber. They accept walk ins in this area.
I am in town til from NY until Friday. If there is no alcohol available I'll just be looking for a classic yank on junior and I dont care about price just as long as the girl is hot so who are your weeknight ATF's here and I also want to go the the infamous "Ricks" while visiting but they do not have a section here on site ATFs there if anybody knows too
Alexis is an exotic beauty. Any info on her? How long has she been here and any extras?
ymmv, it depends on you and the dancer and what you've discussed beforehand
To the veterans here, is sucking titties part of 3 for 100 deal, does club allows it? I was told by a dancer it isn't, otherwise though she gave 3 solid grinding dances and lots of hand roaming touches, what are usual norms for 3 for 100?
Definetly on a break not seen since fall time
Cum to my room I wanna make it rain.
Saw her last weekend . Very nice ass but same one as always . No implants. My guess would be if she was going to get implants they would be in her ass. But I like her little titties. BTW good grind, handshakes, lets me get handsy. She's an ATF.
Is she still MIA?
Yeah, I guess you can tell. Fucking brown-noser.
Fuck you asswipe
Athena or Anya? I had dances with Anya, she gives good grinding dances and extras are available, her hj is pretty good..
They look hot. How is their dances?
Thanks for honest intel. True posts seems like a rarity on this site.
Saw Anya a day ago, did she got butt implants? Any keen observers here to confirm or deny.?
I've posted this before:
1. Ruby works sporadically. Basically when she wants to. She told me that when she works, Saturday nights are the mostly likely night she'll work.
2. If you can't wait for one of her infrequent appearances, there's a dancer at Deja Vu, Lake Forest Park that's very much like Ruby. Her name is Laiya, and works about five nights a week. A very dependable schedule
Lineup Saturday @2pm. Nova, Rio, Monse, Imagine, Anna (fat blonde girl), and a few others who were forgetful. Manager also walked thru the vip every couple songs.
Lineup question is lame. It's not like this site is maintained by club management with some master schedule to post...even if they did, nobody ever states what time of day they are inquiring about. Personally, I like the randomness of not knowing who may or may not be there or who I might meet.
i dont see why ppl get triggered by questions about lineup. you dont know the lineup? chillax. Hope you found the recipe you were looking for on this website!
I rarely visit the clubs, over the past months I have visited pandora which lacks privacy and dejavu which is super mechanical. I would like to give ricks a try, are my chances better off here or kittens for a good time?
Is Patience still trying to get $40 per dance?
Disregard. This applies in the fall.
PSA- Most clubs will be open an extra hour tonight. When's it 2 am it becomes 1 am all over. Unfortunately the money you spend that hour is not refunded.
Any Ruby sightings lately here or another club haven't seen her in awhile I miss those tits
Thanks.... See you there
Yes, and thank you for showing us what a loser you are.
Time is precious and sure as hell don't like wasting $ on bitches who upsell.., just need intel on the dancers before committing. A line up is also appreciated if available...Other than that no reason to post anything else. So now how about you go fuck yourself faggot!!
You need to stop lookin' in the mirror and calling yourself fat. Think positive. Maybe after awhile, after dieting, your wee wee will become visible again. I know you probably haven't seen it in years. But diets do work if you stick to them. Good Luck.
Lineup tonight? Thx
What don't you losers not understand about "NOBODY KNOWS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not like there's a schedule posted and someones gonna give it to you. Maybe some dude might post from the club in real time, but the loser that keeps asking always asks way early before most girls show up. SMH
I'm there plenty of times, and there's no way I know all the names of the girls there. Only the ones I might be interested in.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! Wow! Too funny!. Some angry dudes here. I'm thinking you guys are draggin' around some big ole blue balls. Personally, I don't see the reason asking for a "lineup". No one knows who's going to be in. It's only after the fact. Then what you gonna do? I've learned to just call the club and see if your fav is working.
You seem angry fat guy u might wanna try a salad once in awhile and take a walk for some exercise.
What's the lineup for tonight?
Yeah, and your fuckin time is so precious that you can't just go in and see the girls yourself your stupid fuck. So, yeah, just stay the fuck home and watch porn and jack off you loser.
No club is going to give you a lineup. The only thing that comes close is at a Vu club where you can call to see if someone is there or not.
The only reason this site is of any use is for info on the girls and lineups dumbass.. what the fuck do you care if anyways. No body has time to travel and waste time figuring out info on the girls for themselves. The shit is helpful to have a heads up on whats going on as much as possible. So fuck off since u don't have anything to contribute except your complaining.
Fuck Pandora's !! this shit club cant produce a line up because they are so disorganized and because management cant keep track of the druggie hoe bitches that work here. Its not ur fault for asking for the line up you have every right to ask as customer, they cant even deliver that so why even waist your time going here, your better off at other clubs in the area.!!
WTF y'all want to know the line up for?? Do you actually know all the names? I bet you don't. What if there's a hot girl you don't know of that's working, and you miss out? Just go the fuck in, check it out, there's prolly a girl you'll like. So STFU about these godamn "lineups," and you fucking loser ass dumbshits quit asking for 'em.
Only fags make posts like that--using alternating lower and upper case letters. Didn't that go out of fashion about ten years ago?
Bella rose, vanessa, alexis, malia, patience, and dynasty were a few tonight
Not to be a pain in the ass but anybody know the lineup lol coming from marysville so just wndering
And if she does do u really care lol troll....
We need more post like these
And what girls will do that? Quit talking out your ass no amount of money would convince the attractive girls to blow your ugly turd ass load in there hand keep dreaming and wasting your cash touching tits LOL
Thanks, see you there
Same bitches that be overcharging your ass for a hj
HEy GuYs wHo iS iN ToNiGhT?
Real exotic look about her. Tone body and big ol fakes. Said it was her 1st night so i politely declined.
Lineups are as unpredictable as the M's
Queen Bee must be the one I saw recently at Kitten's.
hate them bolt ons
Same old ratchet definitely summarizes is. London looking about the best a bunch others that need more sobriety. Fat legs must be on the way in as I had not seen that much cottage cheese since I went to the chees factory to see it made. There was a new to me girl last night called Queen bee with giant bolt on's.
I heard lily blows all her stripper money on clothes
Sounds like the same old ratchet bitches that I've been working there for years
Peaches mica patience lily lola london baby celeste daysha few others couldnt get names
Sophia badly needed a nose job
LMAOOOOOOOOO fag . Your probably a fag who likes hairy ballsack against his butt cheeks or a butch dyke. Give me a fucking break . Political correctness is for dummies . retardeds, niggers and faggots all rejoice
Can we stop using the word fag ? It's really homophobic
If by ass you mean blatant mental health issues sure go on, we all miss a crazy chick man .its called ex wife / girlfriend syndrome
Hi my name is big fat faggot I only like skinny girls with natural big boobs which I'm not gonna get here since all the girls are skinny with implants or fat as a whale , but I'm gonna bitch about it anyway ! I also like girls who are natural because I'm a man and I like a girl au natural !!! I also like a girl that's smart no dumb girls !!!! Ladies my standards are way too high ! I'm a faggot and have a FUPA and smell like shit but I like my women a certain way ! Too bad I'm not a man I'm just a big ol Fag looking to be loved . Would Harlow or Ava be looking to jack off some fags ?
Drugs stole her ass. RIP
I miss Sophia and that ass
Candy, Victoria, Ivy, Sasha, Destiny, Hannah, Camilla, Eden, Sophia, Tracy, Spacey, Casey, Scooby Doo, Demi, Slut-o-Plenty, Mable, Brittney, Barbie, Ken, Olivia, Madison, Charlie, Your mom, Thelma, Louise, Blitzen, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy and Doc.
Been trying to tell that loser that for a long time. WTF do you want to know the lineup for? Will that decide if you go in or not? Don't you have a fav that you go to see, if so wouldn't you already know her schedule?Girls show up when they want. These are not exactly the most responsible people, how would anyone "know the lineup"?? until after all the girls are in. Dumbass
It's useless to ask for a lineup in advance. No one will know the lineup until they arrive. Maybe the following day someone might post a lineup of the previous night. You have to do most of the leg work yourself, in this hobby.
Yeh it all had lost its meaning, use it while it's available ?
Can someone post the lineup for tonight thanks
BS not on TNA troll is full of shit or they would show it. LOL
Me too, several times
I have been inside her
Love her. don't let the tats fool you. She's a sweetheart. good grindage
No Allie sightings for several weeks. She hung up her platform heels
Plenty of bottom fish. Any Allie sightings?
After 8pm Friday and Saturday
Speaking of top shelf. What is the top shelfs that works here schedule?
Brandy definitely top of the food chain at LCV followed by Jessie, Joy and Rose
Who do you recommend at lcv on a Saturday? I tried there, and girls didn't even take off their bottoms on stage.
Line ups and dances? It's all the same BS, just scroll down or page down. Don't be lazy or get a new phone or computer if you have to, all the information you want is there
Yes, you just have to ask her. I'm not sharing that info, I want her to spend time with only me
Dances are the best in the club if you like her body type
We should all just love one another and support each other in our quest for pussy. In fact, we should all get together and lick each others asses.
Old fat ugly guy with no game, I appreciate your honesty. Now if only the strippers can stop calling you losers and tell us their honesty as to why their strippers and losers themselves we can finally end this shit talk and start talking about lineups and dances again
How are Celeste dances and is she on TNA? She has great posture.
after one is done you don't have to put up with their shit or crazy. Not to sad about that
I constantly cheat on my wife and I can't stop, yes, I'm sad.
Of course we pay for it. We're old, fat and ugly with no game. That's why we're in the strip club in the first place.
No shit. Losers sound totally ignorant.
you dumbfucks need to look up what a spinner is. If you want to post here and sound halfway intelligent, know wtf you're talking about. you sound like a total stupid shit with no credibility. calling a big girl a spinner is like calling a skinny girl fat
Lyin' sack of shit, troll
Not only do we "no tell" guys get pussy from "low mileage" gals but it's bareback too.
Who's the best catch at LCV? Heard Brandy and Rose are top shelf
Was at Pans on Saturday. Girls looked about as lively as the fish at Pike Place Market. Headed up to LCV where the fish were more lively
Now I'm curious about Jersey. Other than tall, how else would she be described?
This post mentioned, "TF is the manager??" In my last several trips to Pandora's, I haven't seen a manager patrol the lap dance area. Have I just been lucky or have you guys seen a manager in VIP?
The Lola at Kittens used to be Anastacia at Pandora's. She moved to Kittens about 8 months ago. I just saw her at Kittens last night.
Jersey a spinner? WTF? She's like 6' tall
She is good, call her another name while getting a dance and it gets better
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING REDNECK ASS!JUST GO HOME PLAY WITH YOUR TRAIL PARK WHITE ASS!!! MONEY TALK BS WALK HEMME!!!!
Confirmed she is a ROB. That is all.
Saw new spinner named Jersey very entertaining stage. Any intel on dances?
yOU Guys still go to strip club for pussy? why ? since back page been gone TNA has been very active with fresh new faces. idk for me i don't enjoy ordering the same thing from the menu everytime. Have fun hunting new fishh
My last post goes to you too fucker. I glanced one second cuz you can't even walk into the bathroom without seeing the open area. I was sick in my stomach but LMFAO at the same time like damn this a real dirty bitch if she isn't even hiding it like where TF is the manager?? No shame in her game OBVIOUSLY cuz ANYBODY could see what was going on and they probably all do what i did dancers included which is turn the other way. Honestly unprofessional as fuck.