Paradise Entertainment

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1. these girls are fucking sexy damn i love this place.

2. I was broke down at a gas station the other night and one of the girls that works at paradise was very nice and helped me jump start my car. she was running late to work. (that’s how i found out what she did…) I’ve never been to this club before so i cant comment on the establishment it self, but she was very pretty and kind… thanks for the help when no one else would stop… 🙂

4. Off the HOOK and bout it

5. Total shit hole. Nothing but a run down warehouse building

   and nasty high and drunk whores that never dance. They offer

   plenty of stripper specials, if you get my drift. I felt like

   I was in an STD cell for an hour before I came to my senses.

6. My kind of strip club, the grimiest of the grimy. I’m talking about not even a building but located in a Trailer/warehouse. A bit pricy as they charge $25 but well worth it. As soon as you walk on you see porn playing on TV and it has that dirty smell. There was even a stripper sittin down munchin on chicken wings. Predominantly Black women with nice round bootays. I felt like I was in Compton courthouse but all the women were half dressed. 5star, San Antonio you just redeemed yourself with me.

7. awesome…

8. This place is great for slumming it. All nude. No VIP. Very intresting place- lots of bad things going down. Lots of fun. Some VERY beautiful girls…some not. Some rude, some friendly. It is a “box of chocolates”-if you will. Great place to go if you want to be obnoxious and treat the dancers however you want. Real open so no funny stuff…usually. Dont wear your nice clothes…or watch. You get a mix all all types in there. Not a place to try and floss. BYOB- that can be alot of fun if youre with a bunch of buddies. This is the kind of place you imagine when you think of “Sleazy strip club.” It gets alot of dancers form the surrounding topless clubs, so sometimes you can get a 5 star chick, all nude and looking for fun. I’ve seen condome wrappers on the floor at times. Youn either love this place and come back, or want to vomit and run out- either way you’ll probably want to do both before you make up your mind.

9. The club is kinda run down, and not all the girls are that hot. But where can you go and there be 30+ girls. I had a blast and if I’m ever in San Antonio again you can find me there.

10. had great time

11. The dances were over priced, the girls charge you $20 for a half ass half song dance. Most of the women in the club were over weight with c section scars and cellulite but there were a couple diamonds in the rough. Overall the club is not worth the cover price and the dances were horrible the only upside is the club is open 24 hours and you are free to go and come as you please and you can also bring in your on alcohol.

12. great and friendly easy going not uptight

13. This is one of the best club in town

14. the only time it was good was when june used to work there… now its just shit…

15. this is a very good club i go two times a week bunny is the the best dancer that i have ever seen there and she is a freindly person and has good hospitality

16. this club is the worst i’ve been to its gone downhill fast.the dancers are right out of high school the service in that shit hole sucks i recomend any other club but paradise.

18. man paradise is the best club in town it has the best girls

19. I don’t give out 5 stars often but this gets it. Not because its the best with the nicest girls, it’s because it’s the best hole in the wall strip club, when you walk in and theres adult video playing on tv then you know it’s gonna be good , the girls must have known I was new cause they flocked to me when I first came in I Even went to the bathroom and they were waiting for me outside it, anything goes here at this club

20. overall good times

21. The worst club in San Antonio , wait in texas, this place sucks….. i doubt u want to go . Guys jack off in this club its pretty discusting and teh girls arent the desirable type

22. Worst place ever!!!! Ugly, lazy ass bitches. Anyone who rates this shit-hole well is either pimping one of the girls or a fucking moron. Dirty, low rent, overpriced shit. One broad walked from corner to corner of the stage, swaying her hips for an entire son, and never took any clothes off. After paying the cover, you will find yourself wanting to pay double just to leave. Screens on the wall show hardcore porn, and the chicks in that are fuggly to. The only time I saw these lazy whores show intrest in anything was when they thought a guy had brought them weed.

23. IF U LIKE THE GHETTO SCENE IT’S ALRIGHT. THE $20 COVER CHARGE AINT WORTH THE NASTY ASS HOES IN THE JOINT!! NOT TO MENTION THEY DON’T EVEN COME UP TO YOU. THE DJ TALKS SHIT TO YOU WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO ENJOY YOURSELF. THEY NEED TO SHUT THIS BITCH ASS PLACE DOWN FOR GOOD. STUPID ASS POS CLUB!!!

24. loved it&&&&&awesome

25. hot girls and guys there… i met my boyfriend there thanks paradise

26. The women are very slutty, they want you to touch them.

27. This is the best club I have been to, the girls are friendly and nice looking. Oh.. I almost fortgot, they operate 24/7

28. This is THE NASTIEST club in San Antonio. All the girls either have stretch marks all over, or track marks up their arms. Not to mention the outrageous cover fee to see crack head whores. Any advice to anyone interested in this club, DONT BE! You are not missing a thing. There’s better looking girls at a barber shop. And the owner really needs to put on some lotion and take a shower. Well, that’s what I heard from the girls anyway. CLEAN UP YOUR CLUB!!