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The best strip club in san fran! Good music too!
I got molested by 2 strippers on stage. How about that for my first experience =]
$10 cover charge if you are part of a bachelor groupGirls are ok$3 for a coke
Overall, this one is probably the best strip club that I’ve ever been to. It might not always have the undisputed hottest girls (I’ve only been here twice though) or the most courteous service, but taken as a whole, this one is the best one so far. Both times that we were here, the girls were mostly above average, with a few that were really top-notch (a buddy of mine actually just handed a girl money when she talked to him, I mean, that’s gotta say something).Oh yeah, and the live lesbian sex show was pretty awesome too.
I find it so funny that most of the negative reviews come from all the jealous women that are forced to go in the strip club by their men! First off these women are making more money than any of you. So don’t be mad that you paid money to go in and got mad because your man was paying another girl! Strippers are smart to take money from all you tricks!just remember your the tricks that paid to go in, then come home and write about it!
Just learned that the CHANEL I loved is no longer at this club… Sad for this true LOSS. She is replaced with another Chanel.. I don’t believe she is a true Chanel more like a knock off Chanel.. Nothing can compare to the Chanel that used to be here.. Nothing. V
Came here last night for the first time and had a great experience/time watching all the pretty ladies perform. There were many beautiful ladies there, they were all really nice and not pushy about trying to get you to buy a lap dance it is full nude and they have pretty good lap dances. Over all it was great place to go to. I will be going back soon.
I’ve been to a lot of strip clubs and this was the worst one I’ve ever been to by far. They pulled me into a back room, and basically took all the money I had for nothing. My friends went too and the same this happened to them. If you want a fun night at a strip club, don’t go there!!!!!!!!
yo dis club be banging fo sho, yo emerald straight swallows, slip her 20 and youll see fo real fo real
Not great, I was expecting the music to be more on the classic side. It wasn’t it was horrible rap crap. The girls lack any type of sensually. This was my first time at a strip club and even though i had fun, it wasn’t close to what I was expecting. The girls looked like they were miserable. Did a private dance with me and the hubby. I was laughing the girl did not have a clue on what it means to be sexy lol.
Great club. nice girls, friendly and sexy. My friends and I really enjoyed it and its worth it! see mellany and winter
good, friendly dancers. I’m rarely disappointed
In SF for a week with wife went to this club on Wed good varity of girls. First strip club for wife had a couples dance with December very good we both really had a good time $60 full nude. DJ had 4 dances for price of one, well worth the money. Went back Thursday night and meet up with Lilly cute very energtic and outstanding dancer. We got 2 full nude dances with her outstanding!!!! She was the most outstanding dancer have ever met in a long time, she treated me and my wife great. The dances she gave us was excellent wife loved the way she treated both of us. She normally works at Lil Darlings go see her it will be worth every dollar to spend some time with her. She also puts on an excellent stage show. We also paid 30 dollars and wife was no cover and that got us into Lil Darlings, Roaring 20s, and Garden of Eden. Would recommend both Roaring 20s and Lil Darlings but would steer clear of Garden of Eden. Other two nice girls 7-8 some not so great 4-5s but some very cute with hot bodies. Again go see lilly she is a fireball and well worth the money to spend time with her.
Wow, it was like we stepped into the ATL! But seriously, are any of the joints in Nrth Beach along that strip super quality? The Dub is no exception; Sub Par Pois at it’s finest, and you get what you pay for, so no complaints. I do like the fact that the girls don’t hound you for a single or come by bugging you for dances every two minutes. These girls are certainly pros, at what I do not know but they all had a$$ for days, and had no qualms about sharing them with you. All the guys getting lappers in the back seemd to enjoy, especially the one with the short asian…you ok buddy? I think I even saw a guy poke a dollar bill into a girls taint after she dry humped him from the side of the stage. Fcking Classy!
automatic boner from ghetto girls. love this place
i get in town for vacation, i walk by the club once, the door man standing outside trying to get people in there. i tell him maybe later and then i finally walk by there again and go in. they even scan your I.D. with a computer to see if it’s real, that’s the first i ever seen that I.D. scan in club’s. the girl’s are to pushy for what type of lap dance’s they do, and then they even want more money for there cheesy way’s. the manager or owner is lucky it don’t turn into a clip joint the way these chick’s acted. I’ve been in several other strip club’s in the past and got better deal’s for less with less pushy girl’s. not to mention which one, o’farrell mitchell brother’s & L.A. strip club’s, i’ve had a better time in. roaring 20’s need to put there girl’s in check and have them treat the customer a little better and less pushy. there door price isn’t that bad i paid $ 15. i will never go back in.
I went in there looking for a some asian girls and I met two, Venus and Star, they did a two girl show the other night and it was off the hook!! They some fine ass sisters one thick and one thin, go see them forreal….
Hope is the best!
$20 cover fee to see one or two cute girls inside. The one girl on stage with all the cellulite on her booty and thighs totally killed the vibe. Would have been worse if I wasn’t already tipsy. At least they take their panties off tho…
This place was great one of the best ones I’ve been to the staff was very friendly and very personable. “Lacey” was very easy to get along with and made herself open to have a conversation and “Chanel” was an amazing dancer and she is very great at what she does! I will definitely be back
Now, im not a big strip club guy, so i have no way to compare this place to others. a lot of the girls here are meh. bruised and what not. a bunch of us came here for a buddies going away party, and the one girl who even had a hint of good looks totally hooked us up. the blond psychobilly lookin one is the one to look for. the rest look trashy. yeah thats right, trashy compared to the psycobilly chick.
Whiskey and her blond friend made my birthday the best EVER!!! Plus she said I had the best tits in town. 😉
i paid $5 to get in so I wasn’t expecting much..I walked in and one of the strippers took me to a private room and instantly hustled my last 18 dollars hahaha. I told her “thats all the fuck i got”. nonetheless she gave me a good lapdance.. one worth way more than $18. and she wasnt that bad lookin at all.. kinda awkward though cuz she’s like 6’1″ and I’m 5’6″. About 45 minutes later some dimepiece of a stripper named “Rose” comes along right when i was giving up on the quality of the females here. She seemed like a mixture of all ethnicities. So good that i went outside to the cheaper ATM to get $40- and Rose did not let me down. The in-house ATM charges 7 dollars.. I can’t believe some suckas actually pay that when theres an ATM right outside for half the price.4 stars cuz the cover was hella cheap and I had a surprisingly good time– Mostly cuz I was expecting to see like 60 year old strippers with hella old band-aids n such around their body. And cuz “Rose” saved the night- a Wednesday night.
Me and a friend went here and I swear they have the cutest girls out of all the clubs on the block. Stayed for at least 5 hours. Definitely will be going back very soon!
This place is disgusting. I stayed for about 10 minutes. If not, less. When we first walked in, there was nobody on stage and most of the girls (who were not all that great) were just sitting around on their phones? The place it’s self was super dirty and the staff was pretty rude. We showed up at about 11pm and it was dead. The people working outside of the club seemed pretty desperate to get people to come in.I would avoid this place at all costs. Very shady.
This place is ok you can get in for $5 sometimes if you bribe the bouncer, sometimes there are hott girls working. My friend got mugged by an asian stripper here before when he was drunk and I seen a fat chic lactate milk from her fat tit milk came up it was gnarrrrlllyyy. This place is good because they are fully nude and bust hott tricks on you, check it out and then go to little darlings, they are very similar I like darlings better though….have fun-Chris
It’s cool not a bad spot but then again! I mean come on lol naked chicks dancing lol I don’t see anything else hahahaha.
I couldn’t get out of there faster. It was kind of like how I envision the roaring ’20 era … a speakeasy minus the booze plus a stipper pushing a buck-seventy.
ok but not great
Okay so it was my fiances birthday and me and my friend decided to take him to sf to a strip club. The strip club was not exactly what we expected. We were on the way to the pier and the guy in the front was reeling us in and gave us a special admissions price. We told he would would be back since our motel was nearby. So we got ready got there and it was really small. The strippers were friendly and not pushy. The prices suck the $20 not worth the lap dances. Girls are friendly as well as the waitresses. Girls were not as hot as we thought but they were nice I guess that was all that mattered. We enjoyed our time there. Thanks Roaring 20’s!
I went this weekend to this place and Wow i have to say i had a blast! the employees were great some the girls could’ve had a better attitude but I went for my friends bachelor party and they put him on stage and showed him a good time!!! I mean they teased him and then embarrassed him lol make him walk on all fours it was great. I have to say I’m coming back next time for sure!
What I like about this place is the decor. Its beautiful, they have great drinks and the women are gorgeous! Not your typical strip club, these girls actually put on a show and have a routine. Not much to say about my expirience because unfortunately, I havent had a chance to participate on stage as I do at most strip clubs, but I always enjoy myself if Im in the neighborhood!
It was my first time going to a strip club and we came here. Cover is really cheap and everyone is pretty courteous. We sat at the table and most of the girls’ routines are okay, only a couple really wowed me. There was one girl who looks mixed who worked the pole really well. A lot of my friends got booty slapped or iono what you call it when the girls put their legs on ur shoulder and grab and pull your head towards their naughty parts. so you gotta be careful cuz one of my friends almost got knocked over by her bootie. It gets busy around 11pm, we went early so it was pretty chill before then. Overall it was a fun experience
If I could give negative stars I would . Place feels dark and dirty. No bar , girls just aggressively try to take u to VIP after I told them numerous times “im not interested”. My advice is to stay away. You will leave disappointed.
Worst strip club ever the girls there will need at least a 100$ for a 10 min dance. girls working there are basically prostitutes . I paid a girl 40$ you know what I got? A motor boat from a prostitute and I was told if I would like a dance I would need to cash out more money? why when the 40$ I gave u You gave me nothing in return y would I want to give you more money I already have u 40 and you are fully clothed maybe if she got naked for those 40$ I would have given her more money but no way this girl also asked if I needed any drugs she said she has a hook up… lol strip club that sells drugs and the strippers don’t get naked for 40$ ? why would I pay you more ? for Wat ? another motor boat ? these girls are crazy go to another strip club where girls will be fully naked for 20 bucks popping that puss … oh yea I’m a big spender so as soon as this girl did nothing for me for 40$ I went to the next strip club and had a stripper naked for 10$ but guess Wat this girl gave me a good time I ended upcashing her out about 300$ for a long nice dance she got naked for 10$ and earned the rest…. save your money and avoid this strip club trust me there are plenty of clubs on that strip that the girls will get naked for under 40$ and work to earn the rest un like this club where they want money for God knows what? so if I gave her a100$ Wat would she do? give me 2 moterboats ? this place is a joke never ever come here at all
I’m perplexed as to why a stripper would eat cup-o-noodles at the bar before her set. You mean to tell me, that you get full-blown nekkid, so you can have the luxury of paying for a cup of $0.79 soup?! NO. It’s unfathomable. Your Pimp is playin’ you, boo. Not only did it smell like noodles and feet in here, it was empty. My friends and I just awkwardly clustered next to each other, in hopes that the man on the mic would stop suggesting for “new talent” to get up on the stage. No, thank you, sir – I don’t need a new hobby. So finally, this girl gets on stage. She was an 8/10. She was only up there for like 4 minutes and 2 minutes in, this rude ass security came over and told us he HEARD we were talking shit. HOLD UP. Who’s snitchin’?! WOW. There is a difference between talking shit and stating facts. FACT: It smelled like noodles.FACT: It smelled like feet. FACT: There was a stripper at the bar eating noodles. To the bitch that was hating and called security on us…you can eat a dick. So, we were scolded mid-set and told us if he had to come over to us again blah blah – I don’t have time for the ignorance of this establishment. Bye.
Perfect place if you have an incredibly deep wallet and like fat, unattractive, and aggressively rude girls. This is by far the worst club I’ve ever been to.Cover is $20 and nowhere near worth it.The girls croud around and block the doorway so when I walked in I was immediately grabbed by 2 unattractive girls and taken straight to a “VIP” room. They wouldn’t take no for an answer. I was out for a good time anyway so I figured, what the hell. $100 and 30 seconds later they pushed me out of the booth and had me find my way back to the stage floor with no money left.You can’t sit and relax or talk with friends for more than a minute without some nasty girl being all over you trying to get you to pay for a dance.Multiple girls were drunk and reeked of alcohol.A number of the girls looked pregnant and one looking like she just had a “C” section with the scars left to prove it.When taking with my friend I was interrupted by a girl that had already tried guilt tripping my friend. She grabbed my hand without a word and tried to get me to go to another booth with her. I pulled back and said I wasn’t interested and she yelled at me and continued to drag me upstairs. We sat down and I explained that the other girls had hustled me out of all my money and that I had none let. She complained that it wasn’t given to her and told me to use my credit card to get more money. I showed her I had no credit card and when looking at my wallet reaches in and takes the last 4 dollar bills I had and said “this will be my tip”. I immediately said “for what!”. She said for being up here with you. And then instantly shoved me out and forced me back downstairs.Absolute worst experience and will never go back and recommend you take this review to heart and don’t waste your time and money on this dump.PS. 0 stars should be an option for rat holes like this.
BAD Stripclub! Very low class, not very attractive girls. This older stripper would not leave me alone. Watch out for her. She carries a lunchbox and acts like she’s the other girls pimp and then charges you double. Eww get away.
They don’t id. The hot strippers just stand around looking pretty.The stripper I was with was really touchy and let me get some finger action.Licked my dong through my pants.All was good except she was a little thick for my taste but all the hotter strippers just ignore everyone. The place was small.I negotiated fully nude for 50It was ok, If I would have had a hotter girl I would have been much more excited about this place.
I was quite literally robbed here. The girls took me to a private room as soon as I walked in. This wasn’t what I wanted, I came for the floor show, so I left the room to go back to the main stage area. I stayed for an hour or so, then left…. only to discover my wallet was missing!! I came back shortly after, and looked all around myself, to no avail. Then I asked the bouncer… he “looked around” himself, and “found” my wallet somewhere within, with all my cards still there (that was most important), but all my cash gone. Roughly $100. I cannot prove anything or say anything for certain (maybe it fell out of my jeans pocket??? doubltful…), but I am 100% thoroughly convinced the girls snatched my wallet, took all my cash, and that was that…. I highly DIS-recommend this place. Seemed pretty seedy, anyway. Will NOT go back. Keep a sharp eye on your valuables if you do venture inside.
This place was disgusting….so shady and dirty and they ONLY serve Coors Light or Red Bull. The girls were grimy and would touch you whether you wanted them too or not. Definitely would not come back here. Not to mention the decor and music has nothing to do with the 1920s at all.
The night time DJ was a complete asshole not only was he talking smack to the customers but it completely blew my mind about how he was talking to the girls and about them.the girls were sweet but things are out of control.therefore I’m NEVER coming back not because of the girls. I mean who could turn down naked girls BUT obviously nobody not even the owners care about them or the establishment.its a joke.things need to change.the club is a hole in the wall but the inside is ghetto.probably because nobody cares.i hope this place.the girls must be really stupid or attached to even go back.i know I’m not.hopefuly I see the one with the huge rack somewhere else so I can spend money so she can smuther me with them.
Went there on Friday night at around 1030pm with my girl. Front door staff was super friendly, not pushy, and easy to deal with. We got a pass from Garden of Eden that allows you to go to Roaring 20’s, Garden of Eden, Little Darlings, and Condor Club all for $50 as a couple. (They are all owned by the same company) It’s a great deal especially because you can get drinks at the topless clubs, get a little buzz, and then go to the full nude clubs. We walked in to what amounted to a “shark tank”. We are no strangers to strip clubs, but this place was skank. The stage is in the center of the room, it has chairs all the way around it, and then the other seating are bar stools all along the walls around the room. Nobody was putting money on the stage, and nobody was sitting at the stage. So basically it was the “prey” in the middle of the room and all the “sharks” sitting with backs against the wall staring. The vibe was just way off and we left after two dances. We would never go back there again. We did however enjoy two of the other clubs that the company owns, Garden of Eden and Little Darlings. We will write reviews for them too.
Sorry, I hate writing a negative review but there is a stripper that goes by the name of “Magic” that has soured me from patronizing this club. She is Puerto Rican with red hair and has a mouth on her. She can be very rude to customers. When I refused a dance with her friend Kiana and jokingly said I’d rather get her number Magic said: “(N-Word), what’s the matter you can’t afford it cuz you’re on welfare?” Then when I checked her on that, she went into a conversation about how I shouldn’t be talking mess cuz I’m showing I don’t have game or a girl by being in a strip club in the first place. Lol, it was Sunday night and my girl was out of town plus she is finer than her! So basically I paid an entrance fee to be insulted. I don’t know maybe she was so mad that night cuz nobody was giving her stage money the times I saw her up there. Lol. Here is a link to her page on the Roaring 20’s website: roaring20ssf.com/enterta Men avoid her!!!
that bitch kandi sure knows how to ride a dick let me tell ya!
DAMN GURL…
Ok, I’ll admit it. I’m a strip club snob. I come from Portland, OR, where there are more strip clubs per capita than any other US City. There’s something there for everyone.That being said, I dug the Roaring 20s. Not everyone there floated my boat, but there was one dancer in particular named Winter – she was fantastic! Adorable girl next door look, beautiful body, beautiful face…and what’s more is – SHE WAS GREAT AT HER JOB. Not obnoxious, but seemed genuinely happy to be there (whether she was or wasn’t, that’s not the point) and happy to see us.She was very hands on – which I totally appreciate – both me and the boyfriend. And FUN! We did the ‘wrist band tour’ and hit the other clubs on that block, but we came back to Roaring Twenties to purchase a lap dance because she and a few other of the gals (but fortunately we were able to get Winter) were the only ones we’d let near us with a 10 foot pole. So yeah…I’ll go back.I can’t give it more than 3 stars because I’m still reeling that you can’t serve alcohol in a full nude establishment down here, but other than that….good stuff.
Hi Players.I was at this plaz last night 🙂 & you have to say this plz is good spot for guys to relax. This club u can get in for $20. if you buy a $4 beer there is a $2 tip and you might be ale to get a refill for free. Then you can get in to some clubs near by for the half the price.location: When compare to The New Century and Centerfold Clubs.etc , this plz is bit small , but that doesn’t mean that you end up with nothing. Girls: There is a wide range of girls from 10 to 6 rating. So you have to bit mindful when it comes to picking a girl for a lap dance. 🙂 cuz you have to spend your $$ wisely.Be sure to get there early cuxz thrs limited number of seats available , at the back otherwise you might have to sit in the front seats and will have to tip from the beginning. Full nude lap dance would be $60 and WOW it will not just be a lap dance 😉 you can do what ever you want with the girl, but it depend on the girl that you choose. this is for the starters , dont just head to upstairs with any girls , plz observe and have a bit of chat and then play the game. ;)and watch out for the “blue light time” cuzz you can get 2 for the fee of one.Good Luck….!!!! and look for Cherry , She’s Good.. 🙂 and friendly and lot of experience. She’ll make you feel WOWOWOW.Then some girls will come to you and bug you for a Dance and some times, MAX
its a regular club they shouldnt take so much from the girls thought…
This place is cheap. And so are the performers. Haha. The best thing about it is that you get unlimited free soda. They have an awesome selection too. Orange soda, Root Beer, Coca-Cola, Sprite, Lemonade and Cherry Coke. And they have the best ice in the city. Go for the girls but stay for the drinks I always say.
I come here think hot women. I find fat woman. And women I like no touch. I like attractive woman i can touch. I no like spend money in place people can touch you and you no can touch people.
Outstanding, girls were hot, the young lady at the door was a sweetheart and very accommodating, as were the dancers..small but clean..good music, the DJ was on his game..down side, no alcohol, but there is a way around everything..we had a blast, they made the Mrs feel very welcome..we will make this a regular stop during our debauchery strip club crawls.. The hostess was interested in what we thought of the club, the dancers, our overall experience, and was genuinely interested in our input as strip club connoisseurs..
a new pretty girl named Chloe. Check her out she is a sista, but much better looking than the rest.
Kind of a trashy place…. Well, it is on Broadway so what do you expect… Since its 18 and over – dont expect to be served any alcohol. Most of the girl are OK. Nothing spectacular….. A few of them can work the pole and a few have a bad attitude problem. If you are looking to have a good experience in a strip club, visit Golds Club – you will enjoy it much more!
Dont get fooled by the fake 5 star reviews. This place is one star and it aint no strip club. I went in one night paid 20 bucks cover to see a very small stage with 6-7 dancers sitting at one end of the room and only like 3 other people in the place sitting alone and not tipping so there was no show going on. I sat around for a while waiting to see if anything would happen and girls would walk up to you and ask if youd like to see the private rooms. They are trashy and dirty looking. The place is literally a brothel. All the girls make up what ever prices they want for “dances” and then they always let you know you can spend a bit more for full on xxx. This place is a std ridden, illegal, broadway brothel. Plus one of the girls put her hand in one of my pockets to get to my wallet and straight up steal from me but I stopped her and made a big deal about and obviously left that s*** hole. stay away stay away stay away from this place. Plus the girls are nassssty looking.
I went late Friday Nite…
Might be crowded on a Saturday Nite though…
man, there are some stunnas’ at this club. A word of advice is just talk to the girl your gonna’ get a dance with before the dance to she how she acting. If you play it right, and catch it right in a 2 for 1 and 3 for 1 you will be in business.
The ladies here did me right and grinded me to perfection in the private booth. Jasmine & Trina are my girls of choice.
If you want a good time, then this place aint playin. Come in and make dese breezies work for wat u givin em.
The atmosphere was very 20’s which I liked. A little to intimate as the seatign was so that you really couldn’t be away from other patrons if we wanted to. There’s the seating around the stage and then the stool chairs against the wall and that’s about it. No real table to brace on or lean forward on. We were the only girl patrons which felt odd and the guys were pretty seedy and kept starign at us. The strippers made us feel welcome though as did the manager guy who let us in for only $20 total instead of $15 per person. Zihanna or maybe it’s Zhianna was not only the best stripper, but tottotally laly was into us and begged us to hold up doallrs for $1 lap dances and told us she wanted to take us in the back for a private one. She was sexy and sweet and just fun! Would go back just cuz of her.
awesome club!
Honestly no attractive girls & they don’t even work the pole. There was one cute girl & when she actually did go on the pole poor girl didn’t know anything me & my friend literally ran out lol I came with money ready to spend but they put in literally no work. It’s not worth it honestly or maybe I came at the wrong time either way I’m not coming back
Now i have been to two other clubs in the area and this one i have the hardest time writing about, because i have mixed feelings. Price $20 normal, club size is small, limited seating exept at the frontrow (all chairs are uncomfortable). The atmosphere was standard with other clubs i had been too. When first coming in i knew something was wrong. I was the only guy who was in there and all the ladys were sitting in chairs along the wall staring at me. Before i could get a good look around one takes my hand and drags me to the back room where she offers everything (by this i mean doing the nasty) It took a long time but i finally got her off me so i could go back the the main stage. As I sat, Two wonderfuly beautiful ladies came up and got familier with my. Guiding and play with my hands, rubbing up to me showing their goods. Of course they wanted me to go the back rooms. Even though they were persistant to take me, they were reall nice and sweet about it. I finally denied all the way but I gave them good tips for the great time. I figure this place is nothing but ladies hasseling me all night i decided to leave. As i was leaving I was grabed by the a very angry Latina that looked like she was going to kick my ass for not tiping her. I threw the rest of my ones at her and got the hell out. Great Hot ladies but by fearful if you the only guy in there, it turns into a brothel. Plus, pay an extra 20 bucks for the red arm band at the front door. This grants you in and out privileges at other location in the area (Little Darlings, Garden of Eden, Hungry I and the Condor Club).
This place like every other low end strip clubs is usually packed on Friday and saturday. It’s 10-20 to get in. Inside there’s a stage with seats around and along the walls are a bunch of stools! How the he’ll am I suppose to sit on it when I’m drunk?! The DJ sucks cause he’s always telling the customers to tip the girls. If they looked better or at least danced better I’d give them a tip! The girls ok looking. But not “waste my money” good looking enough. Some are really friendly. I guess if you like that bay area hottie look this is the place. Just don’t get that hoop earring caught on you.
nice grils good club..winter and meleny are fake and ripped me off.
Now i have been to two other clubs in the area and this one i have the hardest time writing about, because i have mixed feelings. Price $20 normal, club size is small, limited seating exept at the frontrow (all chairs are uncomfortable). The atmosphere was standard with other clubs i had been too. When first coming in i knew something was wrong. I was the only guy who was in there and all the ladys were sitting in chairs along the wall staring at me. Before i could get a good look around one takes my hand and drags me to the back room where she offers everything (by this i mean doing the nasty) It took a long time but i finally got her off me so i could go back the the main stage. As I sat, Two wonderfuly beautiful ladies came up and got familier with my. Guiding and play with my hands, rubbing up to me showing their goods. Of course they wanted me to go the back rooms. Even though they were persistant to take me, they were reall nice and sweet about it. I finally denied all the way but I gave them good tips for the great time. I figure this place is nothing but ladies hasseling me all night i decided to leave. As i was leaving I was grabed by the a very angry Latina that looked like she was going to kick my ass for not tiping her. I threw the rest of my ones at her and got the hell out. Great Hot ladies but by fearful if you the only guy in there, it turns into a brothel.
I WENT TO THIS CLUB ABOUT 3 OR 4 MONTHS AGO AND MET AMBER SHE WAS THE BEST DAMN DANCER I HAVE EVER SEEN SHE DID SOME AMAZING POLE TRICKS DOES ANYONE KNOW IF SHE IS STILL THERE I WOULD LIKE TO COME BACK TO SEE HER
Heh, my first strip club review.I been around a few strip clubs (okay a lot of them, what can I say, I wasn’t 21 yet okay…sheesh) and I always looked at these elements: size, girls, shows, private dances, cleansiness, and aura.Size: Not really the largest place, but bigger than a few places I have been to. The private rooms in the back vary in size as well (yes, there have little sitting rooms, and a few rooms with beds)Girls: Not really the most beautiful girls on Earth, but they are pretty good looking. I liked many of them.Shows: A few of the girls really work on their craft, dancing up and down the pole. The others seem to be on their way into porn as all they do is shake their booty, which doesn’t bother me much at all.Private Dances: Some girls like you and dance like their life depended on it, others make me wanna just push em off and walk back downstairs.Cleansiness: They revamped the place a few years back I think, so it looks pretty damn good. I think I seen a few girls forget to wipe down the pole though, but besides that, pretty clean.Aura: I always feel welcomed. Girls (okay A girl or two, maybe) swarm me and love me right at the entrance (like vultures).This is a long strip club review. My next few will be lots shorter…lol
As far as strip clubs go, this place blows. I came here one year and they had a bunch of fat, ugly chicks dancing the stage. It’s like, what the hell did I pay cover for? Add insult to injury, my friend walk out of his lap dance without his jacket, and the stripper swore she never saw it. Of course, of course.
I remember it like it was literally.. 2 years ago.A friend with the desire to erect within his undergarments pointed us to the Roaring 20s. A cockfest of friends and I entered the establishment like the true sleaze bags that we were obviously NOT, and with the decadence of only the finest mobsters of the 20s, the Nucky Johnson’s, the Lucky Luciano’s, the Al Capones.. pure swagger. $10 later for each crew member, and we were left with nickels in our pockets, unable to make it rain, but were sure ready to make it hail. (Warning: making it hail with nickels may cause damage to performers, hence causing the expulsion from the venue of choice and the possibility of a law suit from your desired performer).As I entered with my team, crunched between cock meat sandwiches left and right in the mediocre space, I was greeted with flattering cheeks, flapping away on stage. (Either cheeks if your imagination tells you otherwise). While admiring the most prominent feature of the young lady on duty, a face on the bizzy body stared me down. I gazed back, only to be flashed back to 2004.I was a junior in high school, she sat next to me in English literature, my guilty conscious she was, with her innocant smile and derierre of only the goddesses. She’d dig into my pb&j like there was no tomorrow, and I would simply indulge ever so slowly in the remaining residue of what was left of my lunch, the closest it came to foreplay with her, atleast physically. She wanted my snickerdoodle oh so passionately, or atleast that’s what occured to my imagination when she greeted me in laced lingerie every night with peanut butter smeered all over her body.I quickly snapped back to reality, and there she was infront of me, bare. I was in love again, or atleast in my undercarriage.”Do I know you?” She asked politely.”Yes, uh hmm you ate my PB&J” I responded.”Oh really? hmm.. sounds naughty” She said.I drifted into my world of fantasy for a second or 10, enough to kill the momentum”So ummm.. do you want a dance or what?””um, yeah, but don’t you want to catch up?”uh, I’m on duty, this isn’t a high school reunion dipshit.”So she blew me off, instead of bl… but like John Lennon’s wise word, ‘imagine.’ So much for being a mobster like Al Capone, I think I’ll just stick to being an Indian guy from the Depressing millenium. The end.
It was a Monday night, me and my buddy decide to drop by this place and check it out. Make sure to go around Broadway and find the guy who’s selling the $20 bracelets that let you into 4 others clubs on Broadway. He’s usually in front of Garden of Eden. Pro’s: -Fully nude -$20 dances (Most common price but Little darling across the corner has $10 dances) -Some nice cute girls -Spacious -Nice atmosphere -Great for groups Con’s: -Bad DJ (stop talking in between songs arghh) -One stripper decided not to give me back my change for a $50 (ya ya ya, I know times are hard and you have to make for college tuition. That’s what they all say.)-Semi dirty bathroom -Expensive drinks The one thing I found pretty cool was that one of the spectators which was a girl was pulled onto the stage and the stripper and her were getting it on! They both were just stripping away. I was like whaatttt! Epic scene. This club isn’t the best but it’s something you can try. By the way, try to avoid Garden of Eden, you’ll know what I’m talking about once you get in.