Brass Rail

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1. This place is pretty cool. Nice strong drinks. Wet tshirt wednesdays can be crazy fun. Not sure about the weekends but the weekday night dj and bartenders are great. The girls are friendly but dont cross any line that makes anyone uncomfortable. I love going with my hubby for some drinks and shows 🙂

2. Dirty ghetto nasty girls old sugar daddys and sugar babys here thats about sums it up.. typical

3. The Brass Rail has been dishing up spicy entertainment for over 50 years but it’s the golden roasts and delectable side dishes: grilled rib eye and New York steaks, roast beef, French dip, and golden roast turkey from $7.95 to $9.95 from 11AM to 2 PM that has made fans of us locals from the over 55 mobile home parks nearby. Kudos to chef Nick Boutos. Dining and dancing areas are separate so us little old ladies don’t get hit on while we eat.. I’m going to get my nephew to add a digital picture of Hofbrau food- it’s a thing of beauty.The GIs from Moffet Field go for the girls and stay for the pie…or is it the other way round? I forget.

4. I’ve only been to one strip club and one other bikini bar which is Pink Poodle and Sporty’s. So if you think my opinion is wrong like i know nothing about establishments like these then now you know what i have to compare to. On with the show!!!I like this place!!!! It’s very big with like 3 stages. When i was there, 2 girls would be dancing around the same time which is kinda sad because you could see favoritism towards certain girls since it was a Monday night and it wasn’t packed. The girls there were so nice and yea i know i’m a girl and that may be why but im sure they’ll be nice to you too as long as you got them dolla dolla bills. I saw two black girls and two white girls go on stage in the time period i was there. They performed 2 songs and rotated stages. The counter by the stage isn’t that close so sorry guys, you won’t get to sniff that ass too close. There’s plenty of seating coz its a pretty big place. The one time i was there, there was this really pretty girl. white, dark brown hair but i forgot her name 🙁 apparently shes a big favorite there though.The drinks were good there, well priced and got me where i needed to go

5. This place is awesome, very cute girls, very cheap $ 5 entry,also drink is very cheap Compare then other place, one think I don’t like here parking, it’s always full, Really Hard to find parking,

6. A lot of folks says this place is “trashy”… Well, Brass Rail is not upscale AT ALL, but I can dig it.The bartender James is awesome, and he’s super fast, even when it’s packed. The drinks are actually pretty reasonable for a strip club! Some dancers are nice, some are just plain rude… Dancers get to pick their own songs – so expect many different types of music. My favorite dancers are Sasha & Katy Cherry because they always have the best songs, dance moves, and outfits.(Don’t expect all the dancers to be as personable/good looking as those two. Some are totally out of shape AND have horrible personalities to match!)I LOVE DJ Dave (He works Mon-Fri)! He is so energetic, funny, and overall a great host! Only thing that sucks is… NO LAP DANCES :(& NO TITTIES… It’s not topless!

7. I have been to this club for couple of times on Friday nights, but I did not find it very attractive. It is trashy and not upscale at all. Restroom was stinky and very dirty. Some dancers were nice and good looking there but apart from that it was total waste of money and time. If you are looking for some fun with clean hygiene, try some other place!

8. Bikini dancers. Place is dark and not a big beer selection. No Miller Lite now that’s sad. They do have 5 pool tables but limited bar seating.

9. I love this place im a regular there i usually go on a fri or sat but Wednesdays is always cracking. Wet t shirt/amateur night on Wednesdays. They got pool tables $1 a game, bar, tables, and three stages. One big stage two smaller ones its the man cave of Sunnyvale.

10. So it’s been a few years since I’ve been here, and my opinion has always been that it’s an OK place to hang out with buddies or shoot a few games of pool. But, just my opinion – if you’re looking to see scantily-clad women, why bother going where they keep their clothes on?Anyway cut to the present, I have a couple female friends I haven’t seen in awhile who work here now. so I dropped in one Wednesday night on a whim to catch up. This doosh guard approaches me kind of waving a flashlight in my face, bellowing how I’m not ‘dressed appropriately’. He’s not merely explaining a policy to someone who wasn’t aware of it – he’s literally pointing the flashlight toward the door, which is Security Guard-Speak for “Get the EFF Out.” I happened to be wearing a tank top, which admittedly isn’t exactly formal wear, but in a skin bar? Really? Whodda guessed?Ok, fine, but what got me was this guy was bi/t/ching like I just farted in an elevator, screeching like Sargeant Carter instead of just politely informing me. I was put off to say the least, but – still determined to see my friends, I fortunately had a jacket in my car. So now I’m “appropriate” and I wandered back in past the podium (merely because no one was there), doosh guard #2 comes over and nearly pushes me back, saying there’s a $10 cover. WHA?! On a Wed night at 12:00pm, when there’s hardly anyone in the place? Yea, no thanks.That’s it….two jack-hats is enough for me. No need to tell me you don’t want more customers, that’s easy enough to figure out.

11. Well it feels cheap

12. I’ve been here for lunch a couple of times. The girls are sexy, but if you don’t give them dollars they won’t come anywhere near you. It’s funny how this place is smack in the middle of what looks to be a quiet suburban neighborhood.

13. Plus side, there’s no crazy cover charge. Guys pay $5 to get in and ladies is free. I’ve only gone on Wednesdays and it gets packed. The thing is, it’s the younger crowd and some of the men are…well…young–to put it nicely. The entertainers mingle with you, unlike some places. If you’re looking for hott dancers, have your goggles on. Less than a handful of the ladies are cute–unless you like them ghetto.

14. Been here about five times with co-workers, friends, and the gf. The bar is stocked with the standards and the beer selection is limited. The food isn’t too bad either, they have a “haufbrau style” setup with a small selection of sides. Now this is where it gets interesting. Some people choose to take their food to the rail and eat while watching the dancers. While I just choose to eat at the tables in the dining area, seeing multiple large men at a stripper rail inhaling large amounts of roast beef and mashed potatoes is a little disconcerting. I don’t suggest it to anybody who is looking for a nice strip joint but i will recommend it to a bunch of friends blowing away a lunch. The place isn’t classy but it does make for a good time without the uptight atmosphere of most strip clubs. Just don’t go in expecting to be dazzled by the talent.

15. Note: The Brass Rail closed in April 2018 after being open in the same location for 58 years.

16. go if you want to be shot, this is the worst I have been too

17. really dirty, expensive drinks. Lots of girls but most are fat and old. Lots of gangster/thug types, no private dances. Go to the city its worth the drive.

18. Why do boys like to come here for Birthday Parties. Why could’nt we go to downtown San Jose or something. This place has one large stage and two small ones. I’m trying to figure how those girls dance with those 6in high heels.They serve Budweiser product, Heines, limited selection of light beers and mixed drinks. Lots of Red Bull please…Here is some dialogue:Guy from OC: (Mid thirties 5-11 185, shaven head, white dude with Oakleys on top ). Lots of action, way better than So Cal, BTW I practice 4 kinds of martial arts and can break Jager bottles over my thighs.Me: You sound you like know alot, if you can get through my friend (black belt instructor) and my other friend (officer, special forces) then I’ll take you on.Guy from OC: Looks over them, both look like Special Ops with flat tops who could take on anyone even the bouncers. Leans over, Hey what are you drinking.It is not how big you are, it how you say how big you are.This place serves drinks but woman cannot show totally what they got. Santa Clara rules and regs. Would I go there buy myself, probably not. With my two buddies…anytimeBTW Some girls look good, some ugh.

19. Wow me baby!!! $10, For a Prime Ribs lunch is great!!! The meat quantity is actually pretty good. It is juicy and pink that the way I like it. But the mash potato is a bit watery and the salad may look a bit old. But for $10, I don’t have any complaint about it. 🙂 As for the stripper there…. I guess it is early in the afternoon. And they are not exactly the main attraction for me at this time. But it is a fun place to have lunch and enjoy are good piece of meat for a bargaining price. I am giving them 4 stars for the food. 🙂 P.S. The waitress is really cute.

20. Last Friday was my last day at work. I wasn’t aware of it, but a few coworkers decided to come here for lunch after bragging on-and-on about the prime rib with everything on it for $10. I was sold once they said prime rib. He did mention that you can get eat and have a show. Surprisingly I wasn’t ID when I got inside because the security guard was helping out with decorating. I just blended in with my coworkers. I mean I do look way too young, but I quite old enough to buy liquor and what not. The girls in here were alright, nothing too special about them. The only amusement that got me smiling was watching my coworker toss out $10’s and $20’s at the girls. And another coworker with his jar dropped down, but tried to cover it up by covering his mouth lol. I would possibly come here again, but alas most of my friends are underaged so boo.

21. wack.. Ive been here a couple of tmes and its been so so.. After tonight I had to write a review.. Some of the girls are really sweet so thats one star, fully stocked bar and snacks til 12 thats one star.. Other than that… Mayne!!! the girls wernt that cute and they showed me, cute female way more love than any guys and I wasnt tipping… As an entertainer myself I have to say these girls are really game goofy! lil tip ladies, spend less time telling people how bad it is, and spend some time on these lonely guys sitting in the corners. DUH.. And complaining to customers about how broke you are does not get you tips!!! Broke bitches so crusty disgust me EW! Girls who work there running there mouth about a girl who was robbed for 3000 inside the club does not make me wanna come back. and then some customer grabbed my ass and I obviously didnt work there.. And even if I did, is that allowed in ther?… You wanna have a quick laugh and a drink on a wenesday night check it out mayne.. Its some cute ones but its a 40 year old white lady a couple with weaves that looked like they hadnt been touched by a brush since buddah was a child and for the most part you had to choose between nice face and nice bodies.. but back to the weave lil skinny dark mama with the pink then you changed.. U really would be cute if u fixed ur weave mayne.. I started to pull out some oil sheen and a brush when you walked by…

22. Girls are good… They need better bar tenders… The security sucks saw them doing drugs in the bathroom….

23. This place is fun to go to also!!

24. This is more of a divey bar that happens to have bikini clad creatures swinging around a pole. It is really a “Bikini Bar”, but they advertise “Topless” because they pre-record the girls dancing topless and play it when they go on stage.Crowd was a few business types, Some “Baller” Roca Wear wanna be dealing amphetamines, and your assorted hick types. Since they serve alcohol the girls can’t take their tops off though if you are lucky you might get a nipple or two.They don’t really come over to the edge of the stage and give special attention. you are supposed to throw the bills onto the stage and then they might rub themselves while looking in your direction.The girls double as cocktail waitresses between sets. They sit and chat up the clientle though I don’t understand why, becasue they don’t give lap dances.but they will drag you on stage, sit you on a chair and proceeed to embarrass the hell out of you while your friends hoot and holler.There were about ten girls on a Tuesday night, and oh, about 1 hottie. Her name was Juliana and she was worlds better than the other girls. They put zero effort into it and Juliana got the crowd going. She danced fast and made the guys holler. She had a nice ass, good implants, and a cute face. My friend Mike said it best, she was definite Spearmint Rhino material. Come here if you are planning to get trashed and have a good time, but avoid like the plague if you are a germphobe!Below is a review from SanJose.comsanjose.com/nightlife/ge…The Brass Rail in Sunnyvale has to be the most raucous gentleman’s club in Silicon Valley making it the party spot for guys (and girls) that like a little flesh with their booze. The Brass Rail strip club does something that no other club does; they show videos of the current dancer topless while she’s barely covered on stage because the girls can’t be topless live in California gentleman’s clubs while you’re downing booze—which we believe to just be a complete and utter travesty. The videos actually make the entire experience a little surreal at the Brass Rail because sometimes you see patrons not knowing which girl to look at, the live or the Memorex. Here’s a hint boys: scope the live one, unless you’re so steeped in modern tech geekdom that you prefer cyber-babes to real ones. Also, this Silicon Valley gentleman’s club has four stages, pool tables and a big screen TV usually tuned to sports, but if you’re doing the two latter activities instead of taking in the main attractions; what the heck are you doing at a strip bar?-Ryan Osterbeck

25. First time at Brass rail tonight and I’m not sure what all the negativity is about. Some of the girls were really nice and some treated it like a job. I can’t remember the names too well but I think Angie was awesome but had a chip on her shoulder. Overall a really good experience and no requests for personal lap dances. This was a first for me. I actually wanted a lap dance from two girls but they never approached. Oh well, maybe next time.

26. I think this is the classiest of the strip bars around. I had to go and watch a strip performance for my school humanities project and I actually had fun. One of the girls Page I think is her name, man she can do things with her body that I never thought possible.

27. A couple of my friends and I went to the Brass rail for the Wednesday Amatuer night and before she open her mouth to say she was participating she was turned away at the door. Reason being she was not BONE thin and white!!! She was a curvy in all the right places African American women. The security was very rude and the management is horrible!!! I told them that they were profiling her and he responded to me by saying “there are alot of COLORED girls that work here”. Which I thought was very offensive!! I will never go back to this ragedy piece of #$% place again. FYI none of the dancing areas are santized and the girls in the back perform sexual acts in the back!!!!! This place sucks!!

28. Entertainment is good. If you seek femdom, you will not find it there. It is not the right place for that activity. People who are shy with attractive girls will feel good because the girls will seek their company to earn some tips.

29. Been there, seen it, LAUGHED MY FREAKIN ASS OFF THERE!!!!! I’m not a hater, seriously I’m not…. The girls are CARAZY looking… the only time I was saying OMG in a good way was when some girl dropped to the ground, did the splits nad butt booty popped her ass cheeks. Made me wanna throw a quarter at it and see if she could do something strange with that little piece of change. HAHA! Oh and you men who say I go for the yummy buffet, you’re gross! Who would wanna eat anywhere chicks are rubbing and flashing their no no areas all over the place!? Walk into your local Planned Parenthood and ask for an STD infested cotton swab.You’re better off at the cheetah in Vegas and their fresh off the boat/boarder chicks… TOTAL JOKE!

30. Some super hot, (mostly) young chics who seem to enjoy their job. No private lap dances, but you can buy your favorite gal a drink and enjoy the conversation. A pretty good variety of women here, too, from whatever you’re into. One sexy brunette who I was feeling tried to wrestle the ones out of my hand as she stripped but whatever…….I enjoyed the tussle.Overall, an awesome vibe here for a Saturday night.

31. WET T SHIRT CONTESTS- Wow… Now if your a pretty lady, going to kick it with your girls, this is not the first spot I’d suggest. Although they do have wet T shirt Wednesdays (or is that Tuesdays), the girls who always win the cash reward are the girls who are on the night shift anyhow. Its mandatory for them to participate in the show, so rookies never get a chance to win the 100.00 for being the best dancer on stage. Lets see: Rookie vs Pro? Now, that’s a tough one! TOPLESS VIDEO SHOOT- So any girl participating in the contest, is expected to go topless on live feed video for the crowd to watch. This is a head’s up for any girl just wanting to have some drinks and embarrass herself in front of her friends, but not wanting to go all Supper-Striper.AMBIANCE- The outside is in fact strange and creepy, but the atmosphere is pretty chill inside. Don’t get me wrong, its not the sort of place I want to meet my future husband, but it is also not the sort of place I’d expect to sit down and catch an std in. So pick your battles people, its not 100% good, bad or ugly. LOOKS- But mentioning ugly… some of the girls are in need of some help, sleep, exercise, food, or something…. On the other hand a few are quite beautiful. FOOD- Perhaps… no Definitely the best part about this place, is you can get All American Style food (Hot dogs, Nacho’s, Baby Pizzas). YUMMYNESS!!!!

32. It’s cool because it’s close by and the girls are alright. They have pool and food as well. But the drinks are expensive!

33. I went here with Ann N, and she ends up giving it 2 stars, and I gave it 4? lol!!!! We musta been looking at different things. Walking in, with 4 girls, and a few doods during a weekday lunch, I felt that “anxiety” feeling pop out. None of the doods we were with wanted to man up and show us around, pretending they’ve never been here before. After a few seconds of looking clueless, an older man came over to help us. We had printed out “free cover” admissions online, but there is no admission in the day. We were actually there for the food. 😉 The food is inside, to the right. It’s a small cafeteria, with ready made food. I ordered the prime rib with mashed potatoes and salad. OMG, the prime rib was HUGE, and actually really good. Total was $7. I gave them $20, and they gave me my change in $1’s. So the 7 of us carried our trays full of food back to the very front and center of the main stage. The girl was close enough for me to reach out and smack the booty. 🙂 Some of the chicks were ok….but some looked like doods. One was really cute, but had a messed up grill. I mean, would you let a shark give u a bj, even if it was a really cute shark? I think not…. They do REALLY cool tricks tho. Like straight gymnastics on a vertical pole. It was kind of weird, eating this bomb ass prime rib, and then seeing punani all up in my face….not a turn on, but definitely a lot of fun. I ended up giving my $13 to all the chicks dancing…i didn’t make it rain…i made it sprinkle a little..maybe not even sprinkle..like a mist……lol! $20 for lunch and a show…totally worth it. I would come back here again for the prime rib, but this time, I may sit a bit further from the stage. Then I won’t even have to tip the girls. 🙂 (sorry, cheap Asian girl, i can look at my own boobies, y should i tip you for yours). j/k…i’ll tip…gotta support our single moms. 🙂 (yes, you could see the c-section scars on some of the girls)

34. I have been here quite a few times in the past and it was a cool place to chill with a pitcher of beer. Some times it does get ghetto. My wife and I went last Saturday and this time they tried to ask for a $10 cover for me and my wife each. No wonder it was dead inside. No thanks. You can pay $10 more to go to Cheetahs. And why ask ladies for a cover. I had to ask twice if I heard them right. They just lost a customer in us.

35. his place is great- the best drink specials, very social, pool table, etc. It’s mostly a male crowd, so whatever you prefer. It kind of clears out after happy hour, so happy hour is definitely the time to go. All you can drink beer for $10 is unbeatable.Pros: Drink Specials, Bartenders, Social.

36. Fun place to hide out for a few hours, saturdays, week days and it’s just a place to sink a few drinks, watch the girls dance on one of four stages. The dancers are also the cocktail waitresses, which is kind of cool. Watching the dancers wollar around on the floor on all fours harvesting $1 bills makes for great entertainment, its always interesting to see the girls humiliate themselves and then walk around like they are some kind of royalty with their half clothed asses hanging out. Back in the late 90’s the crop of dancers were a bit more wilder and entertaining. Long gone is the tall blonde Wendy and the curvaceous black beauty Sherry. It’s still a great place to be when you’re suppose to be somewhere else.

37. I’m not a fan of strip clubs or bikini bars, however I can appreciate a well to do establishment when I’m at one. I was invited to come by one of the dancers Layla. I read all the other reviews of this place and was very cautious of walking into the place. I was instantly surprised. The place was well lit. the girls were friendly and over all felt like a comfortable environment. I cant say much about the drinks because I don’t, but I did have a sprite while I was there. Which cost more than the cover at the door ($2). If you’re into the bar scene and like pretty ladies dancing around you it might just be the place for you.

38. If you are into obese girls in thongs, drunken skanks, and an all around “ghetto” experience, then this place is for you!My buddies and I use to frequent this place a lot back in the late 90’s early 00’s. back then the ladies were attractive, knew how to dance and were actually friendly to their customers! ( essential when working for tips! ) i stopped in recently and was floored / appalled at what i saw! women who had no business being in a thong undulating awkwardly around a pole while ex-cons threw quarters on the stage. every “dancer” was draped around anyone that would buy them a shot, and the only way i could get any service was if i was to buy the already drunk “waitress” a drink. five minutes later i am headed for the door and a therapy session!If you feel the need to stop in, do yourself a huge favor. save the 5 bucks for admission and instead rent Star wars for the cantina scene. not near as freaky as the rail, but you will get the idea!

40. soo dissapointed.

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42. Hate this place, money hungry over priced raunchyness. Girls aren’t even that impressive, dj sux, pitcher like 17 bux plus tip n dancers come n drink your pitcher. The bartenders r asshole s n theres cover charge….. im cool ill save my money enstead of wasting on herpes

43. the dancers are pretty good looking, u don’t want a nasty chick giving you a lap dance. at least have some money bc they don’t like guys without money.there is a $3 cover. they have one pool table and it is poorly lit. there was a double murder in the parking lot here earlier this year. it was over money or something. the guy shot and killed himself on the freeway a couple days later when the cops tracked him down. it is known to get a little out of hand at times so watchout

44. This place used to be so much better. Went around 10 pm on a Wednesday and it was pretty empty. Not sure when their wet T-shirt contest was supposed to occur, but it didn’t happen while we were there. The dancers are average. Can’t believe the cover charge is now $10 a person, female or male. For a South Bay bikini bar that’s way too high, esp. since they didn’t even have girls continuously dancing. There was no dancer in between songs. Won’t be back.

45. I keep trying to tell my friends that I want to come here to try the prime rib, but they all think I am joking. Oh well. This place isn’t the greatest and doesn’t have super great looking girls, but it is fun to go to anyways. They have cheap beer which is always a plus. $12 dollar Bud Light pitchers. What I did notice last night while I was here is that there is a serious recession going on! No one was giving out dollar bills to the girls. I felt bad for them. All that hard work for nothing. Oh, and a fun game my friends and I like to play is, “Had a baby, or just fat?” Some of the girls had a lot stretch marks in the belly area, and others had a lot of flab. So it was fun to guess whether they have had a baby, or they are just out of shape.

46. I went here for a girl’s birthday party. Let me just say that the outside is strange and very creepy. The good thing is women get in for FREE! So save a tree and don’t print out that ad online to get in for free, only guys need to worry about that.Since this place sells alcohol, they don’t have nude women. Instead it is girls dancing in thong bikinis. There are like 4 stages, one bigger one. If it is your birthday you get a lap dance on the main stage. It is so crazy our friend had a blast while she was up there. I felt bad that the girls don’t get much money while dancing. They switch cages after like 2-3 songs. So you are always looking at a new face or butt.As a woman, I felt overall comfortable here. There were a lot of other females here with their friends. Just don’t come alone unless you have other intentions such as not leaving alone. gross *hint*

47. First time here last night. (Weds.) I felt girls were hating once I walked in. *shrugs* we sat dwn, no waitress asked us if we wanted something to drink so we walked up to the bar. Waitresses Passed by us, looked at us and ignored us. Lame. Until one of our guy friends sat dwn with us and now they come. Dum and rude. It’s a kool spot. I like it. Good experience overall since it’s my first time. Will be back again.

48. I usually come here Wednesday nights amateur night. Hella busted butter face bezzy here usually theres like 1-2 actually getting that paper. Other then that say hi to my cocktail waitress friend Naudia and tip her well =D My homegurls and i always have fun with the other hunnies but sum are straight down right bootsy no character etc. The cocktail waitresses look better then the strippers lol Enjoy have fun!

49. A confession. I’ve been to that place half a dozen times in a month and a half. I’ve even taken two English lads there the day before their departure for England, and they had a good time. While I’m at it, I might as well ‘fess up that I met a dude in the restroom while we were both peeing. Turns out he’s a bigger nerd than me, and we became buddies. The first hangout for me and my new friend? You guessed it, the Rail.The waitresses and dancers are mostly pretty cute, and they are very friendly. Yeah, the bathroom is small and stinky, which is a turn off.$5 for pretty decent beers, and plenty of room to hide from the crowd and have a conversation on most days. That’s everything a bikini bar needs to be, in my opinion (sorry, I’m not exactly humble). I mean sure, not every dancer is professional and enthusiastic about their performance, but who’s there to watch the dance, really? Most of us are just there for a few drinks with friends, feel some love and shed off the inevitable nerd stink from sitting in the office all day. And the Rail offers.

50. This is where I go for my birthday every year and it NEVER disappoints. Better than Cheetahs and the Pink Poodle in every single way, from the girls to the atmosphere to the entertainment to the other people in the club.Thanks Jasmine, Ecstasy, Isis, and all the other girls for a good time!!!

51. I love the brass! My girls and I come here to chill, drink, and check out the girls dance to great music. It’s a seedy place in a sketchy part of town but we always have a good time, especially on wednesdays. Its a mixed crowd too, you can find men, women, old, young, gangsters, businessmen, nerds…whatever!

52. Brass rail is the spot. Always a good time and plenty of great memories. The girls are HOTT and very nice. Everytime I’m @ the brass it feels like i died and went to heaven. I don’t make it rain, I make it hurricane.

53. This is more of a divey bar that happens to have bikini clad creatures swinging around a pole. It is really a “Bikini Bar”, but they advertise “Topless” because they pre-record the girls dancing topless and play it when they go on stage.

    Crowd was a few business types, Some “Baller” Roca Wear wanna be dealing amphetamines, and your assorted hick types.

    Since they serve alcohol the girls can’t take their tops off though if you are lucky you might get a nipple or two.

    They don’t really come over to the edge of the stage and give special attention. you are supposed to throw the bills onto the stage and then they might rub themselves while looking in your direction.

    The girls double as cocktail waitresses between sets. They sit and chat up the clientle though I don’t understand why, becasue they don’t give lap dances.but they will drag you on stage, sit you on a chair and proceeed to embarrass the hell out of you while your friends hoot and holler.

    There were about ten girls on a Tuesday night, and oh, about 1 hottie. Her name was Juliana and she was worlds better than the other girls. They put zero effort into it and Juliana got the crowd going. She danced fast and made the guys holler. She had a nice ass, good implants, and a cute face. My friend Mike said it best, she was definite Spearmint Rhino material.

    Come here if you are planning to get trashed and have a good time, but avoid like the plague if you are a germphobe!

    Below is a review from SanJose.com

    sanjose.com/nightlife/ge…

    The Brass Rail in Sunnyvale has to be the most raucous gentleman’s club in Silicon Valley making it the party spot for guys (and girls) that like a little flesh with their booze. The Brass Rail strip club does something that no other club does; they show videos of the current dancer topless while she’s barely covered on stage because the girls can’t be topless live in California gentleman’s clubs while you’re downing booze—which we believe to just be a complete and utter travesty. The videos actually make the entire experience a little surreal at the Brass Rail because sometimes you see patrons not knowing which girl to look at, the live or the Memorex. Here’s a hint boys: scope the live one, unless you’re so steeped in modern tech geekdom that you prefer cyber-babes to real ones. Also, this Silicon Valley gentleman’s club has four stages, pool tables and a big screen TV usually tuned to sports, but if you’re doing the two latter activities instead of taking in the main attractions; what the heck are you doing at a strip bar?

    -Ryan Osterbeck

54. haha i love this joint. its crass, rude and dive-ey just like a good hole in the wall bikini bar should be. notice i said bikini bar, no matter what they say about topless in any flyer or ad you see you wont see any on the stage. instead its on video moniters spread out all over the place. the ladies just before coming on stage will pop their assets in front of the camera man behind the stage. sorry to cause you shrinkage. im being real. should that bust your bubble. hell if youre seasoned in having a good time it shouldnt.theres about4-5 pool tables, a large bar, tons of tables and 3 stages with the main stage right in the middle.the ladies are nice and yes, quite a few are very cute and no they wont take you home, get real. this is a job for them. so when they give you that ‘come hither’ look its all about the washingtons. take this advice to heart and dont get offended. its like that in every other joint you go to, son. wednesday night is amatuer night and its a fun time. go in the summer when theres actually a mixed group of men AND women. why are the women there? hmmnn..maybe either they like T&A as much as we do and or they are supporting their friend or roomie who will probably be performing later in the night OR they may actually be the ONE performing.if youre not having a fun night at the BR it may not be your scene or you might be hanging with the wrong crowd. yeah you can always go to frisco to the crazy horse or something but if you dont want to drive an hour, pay for parking pay the $40 cover and blow over $100 on tips and drinks then the BR might sound a little more appealing.

55. They finally updated their website!!

56. save your money and go to Sportys down the street

57. I love this place, it is so kick back, I have been to only a few places from LA to The Bay, and this is the only palce where the Girls make me feel like a true Brass Railian. I ahve my T-shirt, I just waiting for them to order the thong pin my size. (lol) Good Luck girls

    Mia-Marie

58. Went on Sunday night (before Memorial Day). Cover charge $5 not bad. Girls were hit or miss. I like the ones with personality, even if they aren’t as cute as some of the others. Don’t like the ones with the dead eyes. DJ was kind of a douche, kept talking smack to my fiance about the Warriors-Cavs game. Just shut your pie hole and introduce the dancers. Our waitress was good and she even danced. Was all good until a dancer was harassing my nephew to give her money after she danced (and he was in the bathroom the whole time). Finally he gave her a 20 to make her go away, not cool. Will probably go back but if we get harassed by a skank, she’s gonna get the BYE FELICIA!

59. The prime rib for less than 10 bucks plus 2 sides and a soup or salad. You. Can’t beat the price and the meat is damn good.

60. I went to Amateur Night/ Wet T-Shirt Wednesday…PROS:+ * The dancers were friendly.+ * There was plenty of seating, even for a larger group (men and women) like mine.+ * They asked me to help spray water on the shirts.CONS:- * Expensive cocktails, and pitchers of beer $14 each.- * Women pay $2 cover “on Wednesday night” (reviews I’ve read say FREE for women). They should mention this on their website because I tried to give my group prior information, so that they would know what to expect, and this was a surprise :(. One more thing: It could be just for Wednesday night, but they DID NOT HONOR a Brass Rail free admission coupon from sanjose.com. You can try printing out their homepage and let me know if that worked out for you, but to avoid disappointment, expect to pay ($5 for men).Expect long lines to get in after 9 or 10 pm.Overall, I had fun, and so did my group.

61. Where to begin: I’m a tourist and went into this establishment on Thursday night after the 49ers game to have some excitment for the night, when my buddies and I arrived to this establishment we knew it was kinda sketch, we walked in, security guard yelled at my friend for bringing in a gift bag from the game(we took the train from the stadium) cover charge was $20 each(wtf, not even fancy places charge that). Setting from the inside was not attractive just like some of the girls. Sat down, took a while for a waitress to come our way to take our drink orders(and to deliver) asked for 3 beers and 3 shots the girl said total was going to be $60 (WTF!!!). Finally, the girls, there was a lot of “plump” girls, we didnt mind that(their was two that really caught our eye) but after we got our drinks every girl just would walk past us not even ask if we were ok or acknowledge us, our waitress didn’t even come back she sat down to talk to her group of friends. We left within 20 minutes. To bad, we are three young career minded individuals who have great careers and great income, who were willing to spend stacks just to make it rain. In addition, this place is not a nude bar and its mostly for regulars that go every night.Sincerely, The three guys near the stage who were ignored.

62. Went there for lunch a couple weeks ago. No deal. The cafeteria area was closed. Not sure why, but gets ya thinking.

63. Trust me, the girls in the photos are not the ones there on a Thursday night. We were determined to go because they wouldn’t allow a friend who forgot her ID enter last weekend. Dude, I was rolling with the over 40 crowd – but who forgets their ID anyway. Unfortunately, on both visits I used the restroom and each time had it’s very own stripper drama unfolding. It’s a ghetto mecca up in there!We really weren’t feelin’ the dancers so decided to move on to another club. After seeing the girls at the new spot I have decided…The Brass Rail is where “dancers” go to for their last dance.

64. ..the girls that dance here, for the most part, were very nice. Too many wannabe gangstas/playas in the audience. Almost witnessed a fistfight between 2 dudes, because they were too drunk. I’ve been droppin’in here and there, for the past 20 years. It’s true, it’ll never be as cool as it used to be, but..whatever, it is what it is..

65. Maria danced to Thunderkiss’65 (really digging the collar/choker and a lil flavor of bondage with her garders)Simone (very talented with the pole work)Yvette (usually a bartender, but glad we got to see her dance)

66. PORKERS!I thought I was at a Weight Watchers convention when I saw the girls. Nasty nasty nasty…. uhuhhbrrrbrbbrbr!!!!!

67. The girls hang with you out on the floor and drink with you in the bar. Show up Friday evening to get the best looking ones that are ‘feeling good’. It’s a good party!!!

68. … a 5-star Temptress in a 2-star dive…In tribute of a dearly depar-… er… whoops, scratch that… *ahem*For a friend’s impromptu, long overdue, decade-later, post-civil marriage, pre-church wedding, “not a bachelor anymore” bachelor party, we found ourselves at the Brass Rail… yes, seedy, sketchy, bane of the neighborhood, Brass Rail.I won’t delve into decor or whatnot… its not why anyone goes there. It’s a bikini bar with about as much polish and class as Roadhouse (… BEFORE Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot get there to clean it up…!)To the point… RAVEN. Again… RAVEN. One more time? RAVEN.Whispers flutter about of her legacy as a one-time Raiderette (NFL cheerleader)… and with every sensuous sway, provocative hip bump, alluring swagger, assertive attitude and flirtatious appeal, I have NO doubt. The woman knows her hustle and hustles it well.She took good care of us and made quite the spectacle of our friend on stage… so, even as tacky as I think it is to do, we made it rain… (youtube.com/watch?v=DOK0…)One mo’gain? RAVEN!________________________I’m kidding about the “dearly depar-” thing. I think marriage is a beautiful, sacred thing… not that I’ll ever get there, but still…

69. Ahhh, the world-famous Brass Rail….This place started as a dinner club in the 1960s, back in the day when Lockheed and Moffett Field were the biggest employers pre-Silicon Valley. They’ve risen and fallen with economic cycles up until the point when they built the sound wall on Hwy 237 and now it’s hard to find for anyone who doesn’t know where it is already. I guess that makes it a secret gem…!It’s still a cool neighborhood bar that changes personality depending on what time and day you are there. Lunchtime commands the regulars, afternoon the construction workers, early evening the bar flies and later on– well, it’s mostly safe but you do have to watch out for the occasional bar scuffle. All part of the charm!Owner is a 90+ year old Greek who doesn’t want to spend money keeping up the place. Still, they do OK and at least have a few TVs and internet service. One of the classic hofbraus is in the back. They serve lunch only and it’s pretty decent. For less than $10 you can grab a steak, prime rib, etc together with potatoes, veggies, roll and more. Staff is alternately friendly and surly but still one of the better deals in town. Separate dining area in case you don’t want to pig out in front of the girls.Been going on and off for a while. Still like the place after all these years. Tip well!

70. My buddy took me here to celebrate my 25th bday.I stayed alot longer than he did though and was treated to the wet tshirt contest.Nothing to brag about really.Decent,at best.

71. Not saying much but it is.

72. Came here with a co-worker for lunch and WOW this place isn’t known for the great food. They serve it up cafeteria style and the steak tasted like they cooked it last week. Vegetables and mashed potatoes (from a mix) didn’t help matters. I only saw 2 girls in there and they were both cute but they don’t even get naked here? No naked? No thanks. At least make up for it with the food.Full nude with no booze beats this joint any old day of the week.

73. I have never been here at night but came here for the first time for lunch and their prime rib is damn good for $10. it comes with side of green beans, mashed potatoes, and choice of soup or salad. Friday is clam chowder and it was pretty a decent clam chowder. The dining area is actually in a side room completely separate from the dancing area with quite a few tables where you can eat and feel like you are not at a strip club. You can also choose to bring your lunch outside if you like. After lunch, you can go sit outside to digest and watch some go-go dancing since the girls dont actually strip and take anything off or show anything. It was quite an enjoyable lunch!