Johnny A’s Hitching Post

102 reviews for “Johnny A’s Hitching Post”

1. I love this club, especially a dancer named Alice/Ana, yes she has two names, brazilian, tall, beautiful face and beautiful smile, she has white and soft skin, long hairs, she is nasty at back lapdance , worth every dollar, had a lot of fun with her, but she is there only there Wednesdays during the day, try it on

2. Wasn’t Owner arrested recently? Google it

3. I love this club

4. eXCELLENT PLACE, MUSIC IS TOO LOUD SOME TIMES

5. girls rip you off here and ugly girls…

6. you can have a LOT of fun here!

7. Best lineup going!!!

8. This place is horrible. Ugly girls prices are too high and nasty staff

9. You will find the hottest girls in the area here, hands down!

10. Please change the Manager ..

11. Good food here, but atmosphere at times can feel like a VFW hall.

12. Really hot girls, friendly staff. You can’t go wrong here.

14. Stopped by here last week. Havent been here in a while. Way too many girls! Went threw $50 in about 30 min sitting at bar. Girls came by 3 to 4 times each. The manager needs to stay on top of that. Also the bartender Rebecca was very RUDE and UNPROFESSIONAL . She made me the wrong drink and when i POLITELY told her she made a mistake she jumped down my throat, made me a new one and threw it at me. Place was way better years ago…. Going back to TiTs…. The owner should be on top of that hes going to loose a lot of buisness that way.

15. Legs and eggs was great. Eight girls…lap dances…bagels and hot coffee…shots of whiskey…work should be fun. Will be back next Friday for legs and eggs.

16. The Russians dress up the place looks-wise. Brazilians are loveable. This is the best club in NJ north of Trenton.

    Don’t believe the bullshit written by dancers hating on other dancers or the hatred people from other (loser) clubs may say againsy a high performance high satisfaction club.

17. Sandra, the bar tender is unbelievably Hot, Other bar tenders are hot too but Sandra, as far as I’m concerned, is worth going there. I would go just to hang out with her

18. Cool club

19. Best gogo bar in NJ!

20. Curtains are gone again, its BS, wait a week or two and they’ll be back up… stupid paterson ABC

22. Blood hounds work here

23. I WOULD SAY THE ONLY THING I DONT LIKE ABOUT THE PLACE IS THE DJ THAT WORKS TUESDAY DAY SHIFT HE IS A REAL SCUM BAG OTHER WISE THE MANAGERS ARE GREAT AND THE REST OF THE STAFF ARE VERY NICE PLEASE DO YOURSELFS A FAVOR AND GET RID OF THE LITTLE DRUGIE DJ FROM TUESDAY DAY SHIFT

24. Way too many girls… Girls kept coimng around multiple times. Couldn’t even enjoy my drink.
    they weren’t bad looking just way to pushy. Quality not Quantity…..

25. hot girls thats all

26. DANCERS BEWARE !!! Worked here 2 or 3 times, the first time was

    great except for the rude management. Second time I went home

    with food poisoning from their nasty kitchen, though it was alright

    money… third and FINAL time the managers were pigs, bouncers

    are very grabby, and the lowlife smelly cheap customers were all

    over me, they have no boundaries I felt so dirty in that place and

    the next morning I found out why – woke up w ringworm!!!!

27. who does the best lapdance in this place?

28. had a blast

29. This club is ok. somtimes it’s on ,sometimes it’s off and when it’s off it’s

    terrible . The dj needs to actually work instead of just letting some premade

    cd play. was there a couple of days ago and yes there is a dollar parade.

    Although I didn’t mind when Mary came by. Great a**!!

30. Gets way to packed, dollar parade is horrible, much less fun then the secret places in paterson, look around there is much better there.

31. Not sure what that last review had to do with being a customer there. Went there with some friends as it is not my normal area. That said had a good meal and some enthusiastic ladies. Overall a good night out that didn’t bankrupt us. We blow more at the track so we came out winners. Worth a stop by when you are in the area.

32. Same tired lineup of money hungry veteran prima donnas there to service Johnny and Mark.

33. WHY IS THIS PLACE CHARGEING 15 DOLLARS TO GET IN JUST TO LOOK AT A BUNCH OF RUSSIANS NO THANKS!!!

34. Xtra’s, Xtra’s, Xtra’s. Did I say there were Xtra’s?

35. DRUG CITY DEFIN….

37. good club – good variety- some real knockouts-some not

    attractive to me at all.

38. I have been to all three of this owners clubs in the area. This club rates the best of the three in all areas combined. Yes, it needs more LD boths of the same type. Depending how long and well you know the people there is better service from everyone. Sometimes it is not good due to the type of ladies that are there. My experience is things are more laid back in the afternoons. From the nights that I have been there, there are mostly “sharks”, especially on Friday nights. Yes, better looking on those nights but not good service and the constant sharks on dollar parade.

39. The place mostly has 22-27 russian girls. They are usually very attractive. money disappears quickly here. If you are in North NJ I say you should check the place out

40. Most of the bartenders are really nice. Too many girls, all the time. If the girls outnumber the guys, head for the hills or you’ll be broke in an hour. Good mix of hispanic, black & russian chicks. ***** beware of skinny russian chick (she looks asian). “you are not special with her dances …. as she will give anyone a BJ and let you F her!” No joke. Most of the other girls are just fun.

41. STAY WAY DRUG HEAVEN

42. This place isn’t too bad. The girls are hot but will take every penny you have if you sit at the bar. Lap dances are the way to go here.

43. the hottest girls especially daytime…they put the focus on girls and they are beautiful

44. I love the only bit of class in this place, Ms.Brenda and Ms. karen. One look at the two of them puts all the dancers to beyond shame. Love my sassy mamas!!!!!

45. UGLY GIRLS

46. this place girls rip you off here.

47. you shouldn’t have to wait 1/2 hr for 1st drink on a tuesday

48. This place is really going down:(

49. Great girls, daytimes and night.

50. This place is everything a stripclub shoud be!

51. MUSIC S**KS.. GIRLS RIPPED ME OFF TOO.. AND TO MANY GIRLS

52. Great variety of Brazilian, Latin and American girls. The food is excellent and the atmosphere great.

54. get some new talent please

55. poor lineup, not worth dollar parade & detour

56. had a great time monday night. Lots of hot women.

57. All this place needs is more LD rooms and it would be perfect!

59. Table seats the best.

60. Was there saturday night. Place was packed, girls were hot and friendly.

61. Girls where ok too many of them. Drinks taste watered downed. Food is ok. The DJ was bad.
    The bartenders where old and fat. Not my favorite place. Spent way to much money at the bar. Girls came over 3 or 4 times.

62. not too many russians during the day

63. Quality young dancers with token heavy ones for the guys that like the meaty girls. Always a decent place to go. I enjoy myself when I go here.

64. I usually hit up this staple sin crib on my way home from Shakers if there weren’t any worthy fruit baskets left to carry my bananna in.The bartenders are all skilled mixologists who are freindly and aim to please.The finger food is tops and serves as a great deterrent to keep the “Dollar Snatchers”at bay while trying to eat…Sorry Fancy Pants,I never handle money while eating but go on and strut your stuff an I’ll let you know when I have “Ants in my Pants”…It sure would be nice if those seats in the back room had more cushion for the pushing of my “FancyPants”

65. Best lineup of girls in the area.

66. That last post is a HUGE LIE. I have been coming to this bar for ten years and they have NEVER charged a cover charge. AND, they aren’t just russians at night, there are white, black and hispanic women also. A nice mixture.

67. Real Shit Hole. Expected more. Should have known better its in PATERSON.

68. great place during the day

69. IF YOU WANT A HOT LINE UP CHECK OUT TABOO IN LINDEN.. IT JUST OPENED A MONTH AGO IT PUTS THIS CLUB TO SHAME.. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK IT OUT..

70. This club is the best! Great variety of girls!!

72. definitely not good here

73. to my surprise after hanging around some other places ended by curiosity here and really like it, cute girls, nice asses, good food and fair prices, they have to do something with booths, those chairs are literally pain in the ass, good thing some girls play nice and makes you not think about it.

74. My go to NJ club. The beer is reasonably priced. The bartenders are attentive. There is good dancer variety. Nice menu of extras – depending on the hunger of the dancer. I’ve never paid for VIP – the dancers will fuck in the lap dance booths – so it’s not worth the extra money.

75. Been here twice before stop in when ever i’m in the area just to see how it is. Place keeps going down. I always hope better, maybe i should set my expectations really low so next time it feels a little better.

76. great daytime spot

77. This place needs some fresh meat. Most of the girls here are tired.

78. Okay place, better than average. Too many Russians at night, especially Friday. The skinny Russian bar maid gives lousy service. Day dancers are better quality with a good mixture of Brazilian, Black and American. Stopped coming here when America didn’t seem to work here anymore.

79. THE CLUB IS VERY SMALL THE DANCERS ARE TO MONEY HUNGRY.. THE DANCERS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH THE PRICES ARE TO MUCH.. DONT COME HERE..ITS A WASTE OF MONEY..

80. i should have just started tossing dollars out the window on my way there, this way i could find my way out…

81. Too many Russians. I feel like I’m in Moscow!!

82. home of the dollar parade and overpriced has beens

83. GIRLS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH AND RIP YOUR MONEY OFF THE BAR

84. the girls here are for the most part pretty some are really hotttt others not so much but still cute…

85. Place is SoSo. Some people love this place but i dont see it. Dollar parade 100%
    couldn’t enjoy myself girls keep coming over two or three times. There are a lot better choices out there.

86. had fun friday night. they are giving away a UV vodka electric guitar and amp. Cool

87. Too many Russain chicks. The order 15 for the night from the agancey and some ugly as hell bitchs show up. They smell like BO. Nasty tramps. If u like quailty..dont go there. What a junky club, a bunch of lowlifes.

88. need to come by daytime have the hottest brazilian girls.massage girl is very hot and gives the best massage dont expect anything else from her very classy lady.only draw back is manager daytime doesnt stay on top of bartnders have to wait to long for a beer

89. I come here three or four times a week. The food is good, the drink prices are great and the staff is friendly. No hassles or scams or drama. LOve it.

91. UGLY RUSSIANS

92. Bartenders and staff really make you feel welcome. Food’s great and the girls rock.

93. this places sucks to many over the hill dancers.. dont waste your time or money here.. check out sunrise its only a few minutes away..

94. Always have a good time here

95. All the latest reviews are right on. what a waste of money. If you wanna loose money come here. way too many girls. Very pushy and they come around 4 times.

96. Havent been at this club in awhile. Its a nice place and people are

    friendlly. Met this hispanic girl that was really nice. Went back a couple

    of months ago and she is gone. Does anyone know if vanessa is still

    dancing and where?

97. STOPED IN YESTERDAY FOR LUNCH THE FOOD WAS GREAT AND SO WERE THE GIRLS

98. This place rocks!!!

99. This club rocks. Girls are awesome and even the food is great.

100. just another dive bar.

101. Last review is correct. Walked in there and met the owner of that joint. He was drunk out his mind. That should have been the first sign to get the hell out. Girls seem desperate to make money. Total dive.

102. Stopped by here Friday night. Place was slow had way to many girls that

     just hounded you for money. Dollar train!!! Nothing to spend money. Very

     average girls. Bartenders weren’t nice rude!!! Music was good though.

     Won’t be back for a couple of weeks. Going to tits.