Clancy

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1. If you don’t speak Portugues, don’t bother trying to talk to the girls in this bar. Some of the younger girls are a little uptight. They sure do know how to say lap dance thought.

2. Good, close, neighborhood bar..w/ usually attractive girls..sometimes..don’t understand the language..but..overall a nice experience..oh..tues & thurs..happy hour is hard to beat.

4. its is good ass hell

5. Sopped by last week for first time in awhile. Lots of hot girls and very friendly.

7. i like this club

8. Clancey’s is my favorite”Speak-Easy” that’s missing a “Girls Welcome”sign on the front door though most locals patrons sure to keep their visits on the DL will make a side door entrance from one way Birch st…Who ever said love is a two way street?I’ll settle for some back street lust n bust from this one way her way anyday!!! Monday and Wednesdays bar maid Caroline has eyes that sparkle and shine, comes on like a dream,peaches n cream with lips like strawberry wine who effortlessly steals attention away from the Brazilian Circle Twerkers practicing politics center stage scanning the bar of Rolex toting old white men and Glen Ridge purple polo wearing putters folding those depreciating “Luminati Notes””between rounds as the “Mother Hen” liqour store clerk plays pit boss looking in from the facade that’s fooled many a passer-by into assuming this brick and mortar dwelling is just a Liqour Store/Pub and nothing else but I can assure you that behind that Coors Light swimsuit poster and rack of “Robert Mondavi”there’s anything but “your girl next door or Jenny from any block. The talent ranges from precocious young Brazilian fawns fresh off the vine aloof to our”Jersey Quick,New York know-it-all”lingo relying solely on their grace and beauty…as for the others that could easily pass for they’re mothers…These”Go-Go Pros”who have refused to hang up their G-strings are still going strong though long in the tooth.In a perfect world those nubie pussy cats could thrust like their cougar team mates proving when they grind down on it keeping perfect rhythm and time…”Wisdom Trumps Youth”…especially when beauty is only a black light away and a pretty face comes a dozen per dime.

10. Dirty , disgusting place . lap room furniture is worn out the stuffing is coming out of the chairs . The owner seems a little strange . absolutely nothing new in a ld room .

    complete waste of time place . girls are fugly.

11. NJ BEST KEPT SECRET!!! WOMEN ARE GREAT!! THE BEER IS COLD!! THE DANCES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD. WHEN YOU LEAVE HERE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?? ITS STROKEY TIME!!!

12. nice neighborhood bar, good looking girls, milage varies, no extras in the bar, no pressure and no bullshit

13. Friendly club pretty girls.

14. fun fun fun a goooodd time

16. This clubs is the best kept secret in Bloomfield.

17. Great atmosphere, hot girls and no hard sell.

18. Great place , very friendly, attractive dancers. Really doing their best during these difficult times.

19. This place has re-opened and added brazilian bikini girls!!

20. Girls here are hot and friendly. Comfortable no-pressure atmosphere!

21. Superb.

22. Small club, intimate atmosphere but they always manage to get the best girls!!!

23. Love it

24. Clean place with cheap beer. Girls looked decent on the day I went. Low mileage private dance area. Gabby was friendly bartender.

25. Some really sweet girls dance here! Check it out.

26. This club has really gone down hill.

27. Terrible service, very small, street parking. It took one song to get acknowledged, the bartender took my order, took the order of the guy next to me, then she got his drinks first and asked me what I wanted again. Seemed like the bartenders were more interested in partying and dancing with the girls than making money or drinks. Dancers were nice, but not very enthusiastic. My crew left after one drink.